Something is wrong with my Pokémon

"Golden Magikarp, don't miss the glitter elf as you pass by."

"Thirty thousand golden carp, you can't buy it and suffer a loss, you can't buy it and be fooled"

An uncle with a white turban on his head and a vest shouted in a rough voice.

In front of him was a huge aquarium.

Surprisingly, that aquarium was actually filled with golden carp

Passersby looked at Magikarp curiously, and the uncle pulled a passerby over and promoted him.

"Brother, looking at you, you must be a trainer too."

Hu Sheng, who was pulled by the uncle, looked confused.

Immediately, he grinned and said, "Okay, uncle, you have good eyesight."

The uncle chuckled and said, "Looking at you, I know you are a powerful trainer."

"Only a powerful dragon elf is worthy of your noble status."

"It's not enough to just be a dragon elf, you have to be a flash elf."

Hu Sheng was stunned by the uncle's compliments, and said with a smile, "Go on."

The uncle made a sound, grabbed a carp from the aquarium, and shouted:

"The golden Magikarp I sell are all the best among the tribe."

"You know, Flash Elf, that only such a Carp King can be born among thousands of people."

"I came here today just for these precious carp kings to find their destined person."

The stall owner next door was already used to the uncle’s sales and joked:

"The glitter elves are so rare, why did you grab a whole box of them?"

The uncle snorted, suddenly pulled up his vest, and yelled

"Ordinary people may not be able to catch it, but for me, the fish king, A Biao, it is not difficult at all."

A Biao actually had a tattoo with teeth and claws on his body.

King of carp

Hey, shouldn't it be Gyarados?

A Biao hummed, "I have been through life and death in Nongtan over the years. Who doesn't know my name, A Biao?"

"Three years, three whole years, I spent countless efforts and finally caught these seven golden carp kings."

"In order to help them find a powerful trainer, I traveled thousands of miles to come here."

Suddenly, A Biao grabbed Hu Sheng's hand and said with tears in his eyes, "Little brother, you are obviously destined to be the one."

Hu Sheng was obviously moved. He was stunned, then nodded and said

"Uncle, you are right, I am that powerful trainer"

"Flash, you can evolve into a Gyarados. This is the elf I've always wanted."

"How much, uncle, I bought it"

"Hey, it's all about money. A sword is given to a hero, and a good horse is equipped with a good saddle. It's an honor for this Carp King to meet you."

"That's not okay, you have to accept the money."

"Okay then, [-] pieces will be considered as my hard-earned money." The uncle chuckled and threw the Carp King back into the sink.

"Here, just scan this code."

After Hu Sheng paid the money, he used the elf ball he brought with him and left happily with a carp king.

The stall owner next to A Biao laughed and said, "A Biao, you lied again."

A Biao puffed his beard and glared, "Talking nonsense about the flash elves, can you call it a lie?"

In the distance, Lu Cheng was already smiling from ear to ear.

Is there really a fool who would believe that 3 yuan can buy a flashing Magikarp?

You can't even buy one of the golden Magikarp's scales, right?

Just because it is a flash elf, it has already sold for a sky-high price.

What's more, it also has the potential to evolve into a red Gyarados, which is an elf that can resist the mythical beast.

Lu Cheng shook his head, and Lao Liang explained with a smile.

"This guy's family is in the dyeing shop business."

"Use a fishing boat to cast a net, throw the caught elves directly into the cabin for dyeing, and then apply chemicals. This can guarantee that the color will not fade for a month."

"This A Biao, I don't know how many people have been deceived by this trick."

"Why not ban it?" the senior asked curiously, "If we report it, there should be investigators involved."

Lao Liang snorted and said, "That boy is very good."

"Either refuse to admit that I bought it from him, or simply say that they are selling [-] ornamental fish per ornamental fish. Oh, what a ghost."

The senior sister smiled slightly and said, "This golden carp king is pretty good-looking."

"3 yuan a month is fine, I think."

Lu Cheng's eyes widened.

Listen, is this human language?

Can you support me for 3 yuan? I'm sure I can jump higher than Magikarp.

While the three of them were chatting and laughing, a golden carp suddenly jumped out of the water and slapped A Biao with its wet tail.

water splash

"Fuck!" The right side of A Biao's face suddenly swelled up, causing a burst of laughter.

Seeing this scene, the senior sister couldn't help but gasp.

"This Carp King is quite lively," Lao Liang laughed.

Lu Cheng didn't even smile and opened the magnifying glass to see what the so-called golden carp king looked like.

Although it is dyed, it is a glitter elf after all, so it’s good to look at the fake ones.

The Carp King sank into the water with a look of saltiness on his face again.

Its eyes are extremely protruding, with two tiny fish-white eyes, barbs on the edges of its gills, golden scales that open and close, a tumor-like golden crown on its head, and two long tentacles. Floating leisurely.

It's you, golden cruelty

The naive looking Carp King was the one who slapped A Biao just now.

Facing its companions who were snatching food, it suddenly made a powerful splash of water and slapped its companions out of the water tank.

The Carp King who was slapped out looked confused and jumped towards the pool of water.

Lu Cheng took back the magnifying glass and smiled.

Magikarp doesn't look scary, just a large salted fish.

As a salted fish, its data is also quite touching.

"King Carp

innocent

Travel freely

Equipped with splashing water and leaping"

The only move he is proficient in is the water splash, making him a veritable salty fish king.

Lu Cheng closed the magnifying glass and suddenly his expression changed.

etc.

what did i just see

He hurriedly opened the magnifying glass again and rubbed his eyes.

King of carp

flash

Isn’t it really the dyed version of Magikarp?

"Ding, there is a heavy dose of chemicals on the surface of the elf's body. It is recommended to eat it after cleaning it. It will taste better."

Who wants to eat Magikarp?

How to eat this elf that is covered in bones? How can we make fat-headed fish stew?

Wait, this doesn’t seem to be the point of the complaint.

Lu Cheng covered his forehead and fell into deep thought.

This salted fish seems to be a real shining elf

Didn’t you say that the boss was a liar?

How could any fool sell the golden Magikarp for 3 yuan?

Lu Cheng took a deep breath, then there was only one coincidence left.

When fishing with a fishing net, there happened to be a golden Magikarp among the many Magikarp.

Since the fishing nets are thrown directly into the cabin for dyeing, they are taken directly to the venue for sale after dyeing.

Obviously, A Biao didn't know that this was just a flash elf

Slowly exhaling, a smile appeared on Lu Cheng's face.

well

The golden cruelty is here.

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