An interstellar pirate group from a certain American comic

"Damn it, this appearance must be the boss." Compared with Li Ang and others, the players saw Garrott's appearance more intuitively. After all, there was no window of the spaceship between them and they could all see each other.

"Damn it, the boss is about to open, where is t, where is t"

"Sorry, the boss opening animation is going on right now. However, this game is going to be so extreme. The props that were blown up to reflect the boss's appearance turned out to be the fighter planes we bought ourselves."

"With the urinary nature of the dog plan, this is to withdraw the game currency. Poor brother, he just bought a fighter plane and participated in a battle, and then it was gone."

"Although you sound sad, Mao Mao is smiling."

"You're talking about me, but you're still laughing."

"I can't help it. I can't help it when I see the wealthy people being unlucky."

"Me too, hahahaha."

Garrott became angrier as he walked, and his face grew darker as he walked. This was the first time he encountered such a situation. I had just spent half of my energy to appear, and these guys could still laugh. Was it because I couldn't lift the stick? There's something wrong with your brain

Oh yeah, it's probably the latter, after all, this is a bunch of psychos who started the show by crashing a boat.

Garrot comforted himself for a moment, then raised the long stick in his hand and said in a deep voice, "Who are you? Why did you attack our Kree warships? Aren't you afraid of annihilation? Call your heads to answer."

Garrot's words caused the players to stop playing and look at each other.

What should we do if the villain boss wants to interact with us? I don’t have much experience with this.

Finally, a player who had been an extra stood up and answered loudly with exaggerated expressions and gestures, "We are the Aiel, the polysilicon and alternating current descendants, Sakaar Scavenger Team 233, the Guardians of the Galaxy, "The Fourth Disaster"

Snapped

A loud slap hit the speaking player's face from behind, knocking him directly from the ladder to the ground. Immediately afterwards, Valkyrie with a frosty face stared at Garrott with a dagger in his hand. Come down.

Seeing Valkyrie, Garrot secretly breathed a sigh of relief. He didn't want to say a word to those lunatics anymore. He didn't even want to fight against them. Even if he killed them all, he felt embarrassed to tell them.

"Holy shit, oh shit, the Valkyrie is out. Sure enough, the plot is still nc-worthy. Where is that idiot just now? Is he dead?"

"Whatever, just enjoy the show."

"Valkyrie I love you"

"The doctor said I have a bad stomach. Sister Wa, if you have soft rice at home, I'll give you a bowl."

Li Ang quickly silenced the players collectively. Looking at Valkyrie's posture, it was very likely that he would help Garrot kill the players first.

Seeing that the players around them finally shut up, Valkyrie and Garrot turned their attention to each other.

"You are their leader." Garrot didn't bother to engage in psychological warfare and went straight to the point.

"Yes, Asgardian, Valkyrie."

"Asgard has not declared war between us."

"Well, I am a deserter and I only represent myself."

""

"Then what kind of force are you?"

"Well, we are a diplomatic ship. Yes, the diplomatic ship of Sakaar. I can't stand you bullying the Xandar people, so I'm fighting you. What's the matter?" Valkyrie has been in contact with Leon for a few days, and finally learned a few things. With his ability to talk nonsense, Gao Tianzun wouldn't care about this kind of trouble anyway.

"Saka Planet" Garrot was even more confused. What kind of new planet is this?

"The ruler of Sakaar is the Elder of the Universe, Gao Tianzun. Have you heard about it this time?" Valkyrie became impatient. This is a war. Are you planning to become relatives?

"Why does the Elder of the Universe intervene in our affairs?"

"He's so idle, okay? If you don't fight or not, we'll have to pay for our fighter planes."

Facing the mighty Valkyrie, Garrott was a little nervous. Come on, he had heard a little bit about the Elders of the Universe. They were a group of cosmic-level bosses who were powerful but did not interfere in cosmic affairs, but more or less His mind was not in his right mind. He didn't know if Gao Tianzun meant this collision. He should not fight. This matter was really difficult to deal with. The battleship was still parked here, even though they had finished the collision and repelled it. The Marine Corps did not pursue them again, but if they were to take them back to the universe and send them away as a gift, then he, the accuser, would probably be punished.

He was thinking wildly here, but Valkyrie couldn't help it anymore and directly swung his sword to kill him.

"Stop talking nonsense"

This

Valkyrie's loud shout woke up Garrot. He hurriedly raised his hand and put his long stick in front of him to block the Dragon Tooth Sword. Although the Dragon Tooth Sword was extremely sharp, fortunately, his long stick was not ordinary and was enough to block this attack. hit.

However, this was just the beginning. Valkyrie, who was skilled in martial arts, would not just slash with this sword. When the sword was blocked, she immediately kicked out her vaginal leg.

"Hiss, the fight was so real. The Valkyrie in the movie wouldn't have done this kick." Leon commented on the fighting scenes below while putting on his equipment. The reality is much crueler than in the movie, including gouging out eyes, choking, and kicking. Crotch, Valkyrie's moves all go straight to the point. Of course, Garrot's counterattacks are not much more gentlemanly, but his moves are more open and closed. In order to prevent accidental injuries, Liang also ordered Al to move the players away. A little bit, well, his rare conscience discovered it once.

"That's inevitable. If you follow the flashy fighting style in the movie, I'm afraid you'll die as soon as you hit the battlefield." Al replied. He also made fun of all Marvel movies online and understood what Li Ang was talking about. What.

"Then where did all the martial arts you taught me during this time come from, El Star?"

Li Ang may have some shortcomings in human nature, but he is indeed impeccable in terms of diligence, especially when he is essentially just a piece of code with feelings. Therefore, after finishing the daily chores, he will be taught by Al Learning various combat skills is not just about injecting data. In order to apply them in reality, you need to go through actual combat. However, Li Ang also has an advantage, that is, his training is completely in the virtual world, led by Al Come and help him arrange scenes and enemies to train with.

"No, the martial arts of the El Star are aimed at the body of the El people. Your current body is not up to that level. I summed it up using the martial arts in your world."

"In fact, I think the martial arts in your world are more powerful, probably because your physical condition is not very good, so your research on techniques is more profound. To be honest, I think the martial arts of those powerful races are average. "

"Nonsense, if I could smash a planet with one punch, I wouldn't learn martial arts."

sIf there were no recommendation votes, I might smash a mobile phone screen with one punch, Li Ang.