Nanny in Marvel

"I tell you, don't talk about doors! There are no windows! I am Iron Man, and none of you can take it away. I can protect the world by myself."

"In 20 years, we will be the only ones making steel suits!"

"Fuck you, Stark"

On the TV, Tony looked triumphant. He turned to the news media and gestured with his scissor hands. Behind him was the sound of the snake-headed senator spitting fragrantly. He grabbed the gavel and seemed to want to smash Stark's head off. Especially when he saw Tony's special twist. Qi dance steps, the media cheered in unison.

"In terms of coquettishness, Tony is the best." Nina couldn't help sighing, taking a bite of the fruit pizza handed over by Natasha, and said to the two people who fell into silence beside the bed, "The physical examination has been completed. If you touch a zero, it counts as one." The hour is full, 1 minute is [-] dollars.”

"Yeah." Luo Dan glanced at Natasha sideways and sighed in his heart, "It's changed. It's so annoying that the Black Widow, who was obedient and obedient in the past, actually wants to resign."

It is impossible to resign. No matter how arrogant Natasha is, she will not be approved. The most she can do is transfer to logistics or SHIELD Academy. Moreover, the reason for her resignation report is to go home and have a baby. You

Luo Dan almost laughed angrily, do you think I'm stupid?You have to be sterilized at the graduation ceremony in the Red Room. How did you get it?

Have a baby?I see you have hemorrhoids at home!

Captain America?He is doubting life!Steve was shivering under the covers, barely biting his handkerchief. Nina's soul torture hit home hard and had already turned him into autistic. Hiding under the covers, he refused to see anyone.

Nina had just opened the door, and Lu Dan, who was watching the Tony show on TV, suddenly said, "The SHIELD quarterly awards have been distributed. Remember to pay attention to your mailbox."

Natasha "???"

What quarterly award?I've been working for several years, but why haven't I heard about this award?Don’t we only have year-end bonuses?

"Uh" Nina was stunned, "Isn't it my name?"

"Yes! Check your mailbox when you go home. It should have been in your mailbox. It's a surprise. I guarantee you'll be satisfied." Luodan showed a smile, his white teeth were shining, and he just raised his thumb and made a famous gesture.

"Weird" Nina frowned. She didn't have a good impression of braised eggs. This guy is a typical black-hearted leader who wants to take cards. How could he give out the so-called quarterly bonus? Looking at Natasha's surprised face, She didn't have to think about it to know that SHIELD didn't have a tradition of quarterly awards!

"Where are you going?" Natasha warmed up the car and asked Nina, the co-pilot, "Are you interested in the Stark Expo? I heard that it gathers high-tech from all over the world. Do you want to go there?"

Nina thought for a while, she seemed to have nothing to do!

After the 'Sinister Six' were sent to the offshore prison, she didn't have to worry about anything in the hospital. The foster girls in the church had to train in 'blunt weapon proficiency' every day. There was Wade and the old man who were not crazy watching. Very reassuring.

"Let's go home first. I want to see what the quarterly bonus Luodan mentioned is. Have you received the quarterly bonus?"

"Haha" Natasha sneered and said, "I've never seen quarterly awards, we only have year-end awards."

Fortunately, Natasha is literate, otherwise, she would have been talking about shit all over the world. Giving out a quarterly award for braised eggs is simply the funniest joke she has ever heard. This is just like Tony being a good person and not stealing. It is impossible. !

Driving back to the apartment, Nina went to the lobby on the first floor to find her mailbox, and found a sealed brown paper bag inside. It looked quite thick. In terms of the feel, it looked like pieces of paper, and there was something like The metal object of the car key "wtf?"

I tore open the paper bag in twos and twos. It was not money or checks as expected, but contracts and a key with a plastic ring. The so-called quarterly award turned out to be a single-family house in Brooklyn, or in business. For those in the area, a conservative estimate would start at a million!

Nina (_) "Oh, the braised egg is so evil!"

"Wwtf?!" Natasha was shocked. Don't the director and Nina have a plastic friendship?Why are you giving me such a big gift?After looking carefully, there is also a warranty receipt, which means that the person who returned the furniture said, "Did the director take the wrong medicine? Or is he mentally disturbed due to excessive fatigue?"

"Let's go and see the destination." Nina felt flattered for the first time. In the movie, Braised Egg is simply the reincarnation of Sakamoto. She always pretends to be cool and has never been knocked down by anything.This naughty king actually blackmailed her into giving away more than 100 million yuan without her opening her mouth. Maybe there was a nuclear bomb hidden here, ready to blow her up into the sky!

Natasha started the sports car and ran all the way, not stopping except for traffic lights. She used the shortest time to get to the wealthy area of ​​​​Brook's business district, which was Nina's previous home. The villa had been demolished, leaving only some sawdust. It may take more than half a year from construction

But today's destination is not here. We have to drive all the way in. At the end of the street, we find a single-family house that is slightly smaller than Nina's previous villa. It has a garden and swimming pool. There is also a villa next to it, which is a duplex villa.

Make sure the key can open the door, and there are no dirty bombs in the basement. Everything from decoration to furniture is made of high-end goods. This villa looks very cool!

"What the hell?" Nina was a little confused. Could it be that Lu Dan was blackmailed by her and became addicted to shaking?So generous.

"Hey, Nina." Natasha poked Nina's waist with her elbow, looked out the window at the garden and said, "I may know why the director gave the villa, look across the way."

Neither of them is short-sighted, and their eyes are very sharp. At a glance, they saw an unfamiliar acquaintance, that is Betty Ross, who brought the Hulk to the house yesterday. It seems that the Hulk will probably live here too.

The idea came to both of them at the same time. The next moment, the black Chevrolet SUV stopped. Banner got out of the passenger car and walked into the villa. Along with him was Captain America Steve, the car driven by the Braised Egg Bionic Man. !

It’s true that the braised egg will receive a quarterly bonus, and the single-family villa is also very beautiful, without any traps, but the neighbor next door is not a good neighbor.She found Lao Wang to live next door because of her love. At least he wouldn't disturb her rest.

She could already imagine that Banner might be irritated by some trivial matter in the future, and Hulk, the wife-protecting maniac, would come online directly, let out a thundering roar, pick up a guy, and start a ping-pong-pong fight with the American team, and the American team would not be willing to seize the shield. He showed weakness and hit him hard, and his head was beaten into a dog's head.

Don't doubt Marvel's [-]/[-] strength. Thanos, who was able to beat the Hulk into isolation with military punches, wasn't affected by Captain America's 'forced [-]/[-]' aura and hit him with dozens of moves!

A mere Hulk can't do anything to Steve within a hundred moves. He can only roar incessantly. The noise caused by the two of them definitely exceeds [-] decibels, which is serious mental pollution. Sure enough, Lu Dan has no good intentions!

Rather than giving her a villa, it would be better to ask Nina to help take care of the two problem children across the street, and let her use her fists to educate the two opposite them and prevent them from fighting.

"" Nina suddenly looked at Natasha and asked in a calm tone, "Are you a SHIELD agent?"

Natasha didn't know why, "Yeah, what's wrong?"

"I've lost a lot of money. This villa is not enough for my salary! I want compensation!"

"???"

"I don't care, my back is sore and my legs are cramping. I won't be able to get up without oil massage for the next month!"

"" Natasha looked at the sky speechlessly.

Let’s ask the director to make up the money!Why me?

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