Hogwarts' new house

Chapter 002 Toad and Parchment

I hate unplanned things like this.

I remember that I had a good occupation of a mountain in Dongtu, dug a hole, caught two fishes, and scared the little women. I had a happy life, but then the old guy suddenly changed and cast a curse, and I went on a rampage like a frog. Came from Benxitu.

Mr. Frog is a wild toad with no sect or academy. He knows nothing and doesn't even have a chance to resist.

Flying curse! My Merlin actually crossed the Eurasian continent. Mr. Frog almost starved to death in mid-air.

The old guy was almost fucked by this flying curse.

The altar that was just turned into ashes was cast according to the old guy's mutation and flying spell. It stands to reason that there is an altar that can be summoned more safely, but why would such a guy be summoned?

Could it really come from the moon? There is a legend in the Eastern Earth. It is said that there was a witch in the Eastern Earth who called her a fairy. There was a fairy who went to the moon with a Muggle rabbit. There was something on the moon. The ancestor of the frog clan.

So I accidentally contacted the ancestor on the moon using the altar and summoned this guy from the moon.

After spending three hours together, Toad was convinced that the boy in front of him was not a fuel-efficient thing. Being a very special frog, his first action when he saw Ben Frog was to rub his head and said worriedly: "Such a big frog needs at least three barbecue grills. Where can you find one in the wilderness?"

I knock

When we were in the East, there was a wolf who traveled all over the mountains and seas and wrote a collection of magical animal recipes. A thousand years later, the people of the East are still thinking about barbecue. Do you have eating imprinted in your soul?

We don't get along. You can leave.

Although the altar is gone, you can still walk back, or look for any strange cars like the iron guys lying on two iron bars outside and running around, and then go back by yourself.

Muggles have a higher survival rate if they walk back.

Gu Zhen raised his eyebrows and looked sideways at Toad. I always feel like you want to get rid of me. What should I do when I go back to pay off those online loans?

We want to take the mission

His mind was moved, and the ruined castle in his mind suddenly emitted light, as if it had been activated. This is about recognizing the master. There are also treasures in the West that say they recognize the master, just like the Elder Wand.

To build a first-class magic school, this castle must be extraordinary. At least it must be on the same level as Hogwarts.

For thousands of years, Hogwarts Castle can no longer be simply regarded as a building. It has functions such as resisting magic, repairing, and expelling Muggles.

I don’t know what function this castle of mine has. How else could it get into my brain?

In the eyes of the ancient town with great anticipation, the ancient castle became brighter and brighter, shining with golden light. It was dazzling to the extreme and then with a bang, it was gone.

It just expanded, expanded, expanded to the extreme, and when it looked like something was going to happen, it was gone.

Ancient town: ДД

He looked at the toad in astonishment.

Toad pouted: "Sure enough, the old guy really discriminates against Muggles."

The ancient town is even more confused.

"You are despised," said the toad, knocking soot on the soles of his feet: "The old guy wants to build a first-class magic academy. You are a Muggle. Although I have stuffed the castle title into your head, it doesn't recognize you. "

"So" Gu Zhen raised his eyebrows.

"So where did you come from? Come back to me and say goodbye." The toad turned around and jumped, flying into the air and leaping into the distance.

The speed was so fast that only afterimages were visible.

That’s it. My special cat just traveled through time, and my story is over.

Before Guzhen could react, he heard a snapping sound, like a ball of jelly hitting the ground. The toad came down with its head and its eight-pronged pia smashed onto the ground, turning into a flat surface.

A pale golden illusory rope connected it to the ancient town. It flew too fast and was caught by the rope and smashed down.

The toad came, and he looked at the rope in shock for a long time. He poked it as if he couldn't believe it, but the rope didn't move.

The toad's breathing became heavier and heavier, and finally he pointed at the sky and cursed: "Immortal old man, if I don't dig you out of your grave, crush your bones and scatter your ashes, I won't be a Toad."

"Your uncle, your second uncle, your third uncle, and your fourth uncle dare to plot against Mr. Frog even if they only have a broken land title." Toad was indignant.

Guzhen was surprised, this is Chinese. Although the pronunciation is different, it is obviously Chinese.

Fellow

Toad cursed for a long time, then angrily got back into the carriage, looking straight at the ancient town, as if you were trying to kill my own father.

Just looking at the ancient town gave me goosebumps all over my body.

"What, me"

Before Gu Zhen could finish speaking, he was slapped in the face by a toad's claw, and there was a squeezing feeling, as if he was squeezed into a noodle, and then passed through a copper coin, and his intestines were about to be squeezed out.

From nowhere, a green-skinned toad suddenly appeared above a young man's head. As soon as the young man appeared, he lay on the ground with a pale face and retched.

This is why apparation is much more uncomfortable than motion sickness. It makes me want to vomit bile.

The toad glanced at him disdainfully, then raised his paw and tapped a stone. The stone moved away to reveal a cave.

Toad grabbed Gu Zhen's ankle and dragged him in like a dead dog.

Once we passed the cave, the scenery suddenly changed.

As if to another world.

There are white clouds above the head, and there are mountains in the distance. The snow on the top of the mountain is as white as a white head. There is a faint sound of waterfalls. There is an endless forest. In the forest, there are insects and birds chirping and various beasts roaring. It is deep and bottomless.

A bluestone road leads directly to an ancient castle. The castle looks the same as the one in the ancient town before, but it is a little dilapidated, probably because it has been uninhabited for too long.

"Come with Mr. Frog"

The toad dragged the ancient town straight to the ancient castle. The dark wooden door was damaged, and two dried human heads hung on the door knocker swaying in the wind. As soon as he saw Toad and Guzhen, he screamed.

"Ah, the hairy toad is back."

"A Muggle brought back a Muggle"

"Shut up." The toad waved its claws, and the two heads were sealed at the same time. He kicked open the door and rushed in with a murderous look on his face.

Guzhen followed cautiously.

I, a Muggle, dare not speak.

If he dared to be embarrassed when facing Dumbledore's ancient town, even if he told him about his time travel, the old man would probably just sigh at the wonder of the world and there would be no danger.

A gentleman can deceive others. Even though Dumbledore had plans, he could still be considered a gentleman.

But here in the ancient town, I don’t dare to be embarrassed.

The castle was built with such a gloomy appearance, and the owner probably wasn't a good person.

"Come out to Mr. Frog." The toad entered the castle and waved its claws wildly. Every time it waved, there was an explosion sound, tables and chairs collapsed, walls exploded, and everything in its path was destroyed.

The stall is coming.

Toad bandits all the way from the door to the third floor, only to be blocked by a piece of parchment with gritted teeth. The two-foot-long parchment was covered with writing, but it was enchanted. It was clear that the ancient town knew every word, but could not read its meaning.

At this moment, the wrinkles on the parchment folded out the facial features, and the four corners became hands and feet. He was looking at the toad fiercely with his fists clenched.

Toad gritted his teeth: "You dare not recognize the master Sun Thief Frog has found for you. That's all. In order to escape, you actually transferred the recognition contract to me. I'll watch the Muggles you don't like." "Deserve"

Toad was so excited that he spat out a mixture of ancient Chinese and English.

This title deed was very much like the Sorting Hat at Hogwarts. It had its own thoughts and looked down upon the Muggle owner that Toad found for it, so it resorted to tricks to transfer the ownership deed to Toad and ran away.

The parchment couldn't speak, it just chirped, jumped up and down with its feet, put a pair of fists in front of it in a boxing stance, and punched the toad in the eyeball when it wasn't paying attention.

The toad jumped up with a chirp. He grabbed the parchment, tore it and scratched it, stretched the parchment wide, bit it in his mouth and kicked it with his feet.

I haven't beaten you yet, but you are such a fool that you dare to strike first

"The old guy left the title deed. You have a land deed. Who do you have to refuse it? How dare you replace you with Mr. Frog and let a Muggle be the master of Mr. Frog. I will bite, scratch and tear him apart."

A toad was wrestling with a piece of parchment, rolling from the corner to under the table. For a moment, the toad pressed the parchment under him, punching twice, and for a while, he was pressed by the parchment under him, and his palms were rounded. He slapped the toad in the face with piapia.

The rope connecting the ancient town to Toad also disappeared. A piece of paper and a frog rolled from inside the castle to outside the castle.

The scream of parchment could be heard in the distance.

"Bite, tear, tear, Lord Frog and burn you." The roaring fire light came in through the window.

The parchment screamed, and was finally forced to speak: "Muggles are ugly"

The ancient town in the castle raised his eyebrows.

I must be disliked. You think I am a Muggle. I admit it. Not every time traveler can become a wizard.

But you think I'm ugly? Are you blind?

"Come on, come on, freeze the toad and break it"

The fire suddenly went out, and the cold air from the sky hit his face.

"Crack, click, click" came the sound of popsicle popping. His teeth were sore and tight.

How dare you call a face that deserves at least 70 points ugly?

Gu Zhen snorted and looked at the castle. The windows were broken, the walls collapsed, and the floors were rotten. The castle was hopeless and even worth repairing.

Forget it, give up, why don't you give me three to five million and teleport me back? Muggles who don't know magic, why are you causing trouble for yourself by staying in this world?

You can't live in a wizarding world while living in Muggle society. Rebirth of Harry Potter: I Am a Muggle Boss

Crazy me

It was only when it got dark that Toad and Parchment decided the winner.

The toad had a swollen face and proudly walked back with the half-broken parchment in one hand, threw the parchment in front of the ancient town, raised his head and said: "Come here, young man, sign."

Gu Zhen looked at the writing on the parchment with a confused look on his face.

The words are beautiful, but the meaning is obscured by magic.

"Apparently" the toad stepped on the parchment. The parchment glanced at the mouth proudly, with a look of disdain and determined not to cooperate.

"Revealed" the toad was furious, sat on it, and rubbed it hard from front to back and from left to right.

The parchment screamed, with a lifeless look on its face, and dust dispersed after shaking.

Looking at the ancient town again, I can already read the meaning, beautiful round English: inheritance contract.

Before Guzhen could take a closer look, the parchment shook again and the writing changed: Inheritance Curse Treaty.

The parchment that was originally two feet long suddenly became seven feet long as soon as I stretched my waist.

The wizard, the handsome, the handsome inherit the inheritance.

Muggles and ugly people want to take inheritance. Come on and accept the curse.

Toad looked straight at the ancient town with an expression that said, "I will carve out a kingdom for you, and you will inherit it."

It glanced at the parchment with disdain and snorted. You dare to trick me and ask Mr. Frog to sign for a Muggle owner with a tattered land deed. Do you think you can run away and harm each other? Mr. Frog has also found a Muggle owner for you.

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