The self-growth of Konoha's bastard
Chapter 28 As a cheater, you will never make mistakes
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Jiraiya caught the apple coming toward the front door with one hand and stared at Namikaze Toyama.
"You are trying to get rich and kill yourself!"
When Jiraiya opened his eyes, he panicked. He saw Namikaze Toyama, a poor boy, using a fruit knife to peel the apples in his hand!
Just after two cuts of skin, Namikaze Toyama stopped this unfortunate thing and gestured twice, as if he wanted to find the angle of the knife.
Namikaze Tozan's series of sexy moves scared Jiraiya so much that he didn't dare to shake his hands. He was afraid that when Namikaze Tozan finished gesticulating and used the knife, he would shake his hand and the knife would go straight to his shin.
It was true that he was a jounin, but when he was cut, he would bleed when he needed to bleed, and break his shin when it needed to be broken. He didn't even wear any armor now! It would be a lot of fun if Namikaze Toyama did this for a while, and anything could happen on the battlefield!
Moreover, children like Namikaze Toyama who have not yet graduated have learned some basic throwing skills in school, and they have almost no contact with cold weapons.
"I'm not facing you, what are you afraid of?" Namikaze Toyama looked impatient.
It's the Second Ninja War now, brother. When there are countless cold weapons, what's wrong with me just taking out a fruit knife and drawing on the fruit? You, Jiraiya, are a respectable person after all. Looking at the fruit knife makes you panic!
Also, didn’t I tell you to close your eyes and not open them? ! You are disobedient, right?
"With your poor skills, it doesn't matter what kind of superficial injuries you give me. If you give me a position and cause internal injuries, I won't be able to see anyone anymore?!" Jiraiya argued with reason, and just opened his eyes to see In the unfortunate situation of someone pointing a knife at you, even if you replace Jiraiya with Uncle Snake, Uncle Snake will still panic, but the two of them panic in different ways.
Jiraiya's panic is vividly expressed with his rich body and oral skills, while Uncle Snake may be a stable one on the surface, but secretly he is ready to spit out a body from his mouth immediately after being stabbed, giving you a big Surprise, after all, Uncle Snake just likes this feeling that he can disgust you, but you just can't kill him.
Because no matter how insane a scientist is, he still has his own little interests.
Namikaze Toyama didn't think what Jiraiya said was a big deal at all. If he stabbed him wrong, he was wrong. Tsunade was still in the village. If the situation like Jiraiya said really happens, then send it over for rescue. Anyway, I, Namikaze Toyama, think it can still be rescued.
Based on the experience of watching hundreds of episodes of Naruto in his previous life, Namikaze Toyama had to admit that sometimes chakra is really good. Because there are problems that neither metaphysics nor science can solve, but chakra can. For example, Uncle Snake can fake corpses by relying on the chakra in the seal.
"You're so scared. If something happens, just send Tsunade-san to rescue her." Namikaze Toyama said with an indifferent expression, and he said this confidently.
"Is this a question of whether I'm afraid or not?" Jiraiya laughed angrily, "This is a question of me having no face to see others, okay! As the Toad Sage of the Sannin of Konoha, I don't have any face!"
"You're only going to stay for two days, you're going to lose face!"
Namikaze Toyama felt that Jiraiya was really crazy. According to your original plan, you were supposed to read the book for two days and then run away. Are you afraid of being embarrassed? You don't care about the injury, so just recover on your own on the way. No one will come to you in the past two days. If you were stabbed, do you still want to publicize it or what?
What's more, my cheating skills can accidentally injure you? If you were really stabbed, it couldn't have been an accidental injury. It must have been intentional on my part. How could I, Namikaze Toyama, make a mistake as the Chosen One who cheated? That's impossible!
"Hurry up, it's getting dark soon and it's time to eat. I'm still waiting to go back to Naoshu's house for dinner!"
Jiraiya "..."
"Why are your hands shaking?" Namikaze Toyama looked at Jiraiya, who had his eyes closed, and his hands were shaking to a small extent.
"Nonsense, anyone who saw you gesticulating with a sword just now would be shaken," Jiraiya replied angrily, "Besides, you just move your hands. This move is originally used in battle. Are you still standing?" Attack on the spot?!"
"The key is that you haven't even learned to walk, and you want to learn to run. Why are you so big-hearted! Is this how your third generation teacher taught you to skip levels and practice ninjutsu?"
Jiraiya was right. The Rasengan must be used in actual combat. Naturally, actual combat must be mobile combat, but this is not the reason why you, Jiraiya, can't practice well standing still. If you want to replace Orochimaru, then if he comes up, I won’t even say anything about mobile combat, he is a genius.
How bad are you Jiraiya? Don’t you have any points? You are a late bloomer. To put it simply, you accomplished nothing when you were a child. What talent do you have now that can support you in thinking all day long?
Do you still remember that the celestial arts you learned in Mount Miaomu were still in a semi-disabled state? !
"Forget it, forget it, you can go back and practice by yourself later. I will practice with you for another day tomorrow. You can learn whatever you can in these two days," Namikaze Toyama sighed. He also knew that Jiraiya was like this. This subconscious reaction would always be there as long as he was around, but if he wasn't around, who knows, Jiraiya would have deflected the Rasengan into that deep mountain forest.
Namikaze Toyama had no choice but to let Jiraiya go back and practice on his own. At most, he could tell him how to practice next tomorrow. However, it seems that Namikaze Toyama's dream of building a juicer chain store will not come true.
"Okay, that's it for today. I'm going back to Senju's house. You can go back by yourself."
Namikaze Toyama waved at this guy, carried the remaining apples, and walked to another training ground. He planned to go to Minato and ask Minato to go and have dinner together before going back. Because most of their money was basically used by Namikaze Toyama, and Namikaze Toyama never told Minato and asked Minato to go to Senju's house to get food.
Minato naturally sensed Namikaze Tozan's strange behavior of dragging him to eat at Senju's house. He knew that Namikaze Tozan had borrowed money, so it stands to reason that he should eat at his own house. But Namikaze Tozan was staying at the Senju family again at this time, and Minato thought that Namikaze Tozan had paid some of the borrowed money to the Senju family and asked them to take care of lunch and dinner.
Although based on the market price, the money that Namikaze Toyama borrowed could not afford to pay for the Senju family's meals, but his brother Namikaze Toyama had something to do with it.
Minato was not opposed to using legitimate relationships to take advantage. After all, it was a legitimate relationship and he could take advantage, so why not take advantage? Not stealing or robbing is not a sinful thing. It can also bring people closer together. Having more friends is always a good thing.
"Yo, Minato."
Namikaze Toyama walked to Minato's training ground and saw Minato and a child wearing contact lens family clothes practicing taijutsu. They were fighting. After the two punched each other, they both pushed away. At this time, they both covered their heads. He was holding the opponent's hand that he had just finished beating.
Namikaze Tozan called Minato and then threw him an apple. The kid from the Mei contact family opposite saw Namikaze Toyama coming and was about to turn around and leave, but Minato stopped him.
"Fuyue!"
Minato threw the apple he received from Namikaze Tozan at Fugaku, who turned around and caught the apple.
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