The self-growth of Konoha's bastard

One side of the Sand Ninja and Konoha is planning how to act without leaving evidence, and the other side is preparing to jump and self-destruct and think of ways to get evidence. Both sides have prepared an Infernal Affairs that you can guess will move the world.

In the country of Tian, ​​Naoki opened the door of Jiraiya's room and threw the takeaway in his hand to Jiraiya who was sitting on the ground drinking with a look of helplessness.

"Oh, thanks Fugaku."

Jiraiya took the takeaway that Naoki threw over with both hands, opened the bag and started eating. By the way, this was how he had been living these past few days.

"When we go on a mission this time, do you want to lead us to improve our strength or do you just want to have fun?" Fugaku leaned against the sliding door and frowned, asking Jiraiya.

"If you hadn't tried every means to spy on people's local bathhouses every time you arrived in a new place, we wouldn't have spent so much time collecting intelligence."

Kushina opened the door from outside the house, rushed in and scolded Jiraiya. Jiraiya shrank his neck and wildly winked at Minato behind Kushina, signaling him to quickly pull his girlfriend out. , he, the Toad Immortal of Mt. Myoboku, doesn’t want to lose face.

Kushina saw Jiraiya winking and turned around to glare at Minato.

"Kushina"

"you shut up"

Minato twitched the corner of his mouth, gave the master who was cheating his apprentice a look that was asking for blessings, then turned his head to the side and looked up at the sky.

"And you?" Kushina glared at Jiraiya, "Is that the place you should go? You need to go to the bathhouse to collect intelligence."

Kushina scolded and threw out the diamond lock. Before Jiraiya could react, she tied him up and didn't even let him finish his meal.

"Hey, hey, calm down, calm down Kushina. I was really collecting information."

Jiraiya panicked, shouting loudly while twisting back and forth on the floor trying to break the seal.

"Are you lying?"

Kushina didn't believe it, so she threw out a shadow clone and gave the clone a look that said she should punch him quickly.

The clone looked at Kushina and then at Jiraiya, and said to Kushina, "Cake."

"Okay, give me the key points to start with," Kushina said fiercely.

The clone made an OK gesture to Kushina, turned around, grinned, and red chakra suddenly appeared on his right fist. Jiraiya's heart skipped a beat, and he hurriedly shouted for help to the rope tree.

Fugaku sighed, shook his head, and couldn't bear to look directly at Minato and gave Minato a hand, and the two of them turned away together.

Looking at the bustling street downstairs, Fugaku said, "Don't think about it. No one can save you even if you scream in pain today."

The clone walked towards Jiraiya's feet and paused, then looked back at Kushina. This girl seemed to have some malice towards Fugaku after hearing what she said.

Kushina stared back at the clone and signaled to work quickly. The clone turned around and grabbed Jiraiya, who was squirming on the ground with a sad expression that my apprentice had finally done something to me.

"My only request is that you don't slap me in the face."

Jiraiya closed his eyes and accepted his fate.

slam

"Uh, this is"

The window behind Jiraiya was suddenly opened, and a man dressed as a civilian stood on the window frame, looking curiously at Jiraiya who was closing his eyes and preparing to be beaten.

When Jiraiya heard the voice, he immediately opened his eyes and turned to this person. While shaking hard to escape from the clone, he shouted, "Hurry up and show them the investigation information, and prove to them that I am really collecting information."

This man formed a seal with his hands, exploded a ball of white mist, and then returned to Jiraiya's appearance.

He touched the scroll in his ninja belt, took it out, spread it out on the table, and motioned for Kushina to look at it.

"You use clones to collect intelligence?" Kushina asked suspiciously.

"Isn't that natural? You should let me go first."

Jiraiya sighed that it was a good thing that the clone came in time, otherwise when he was hammered to the point where he could no longer maintain chakra, the clone would not even have the chance to send the information back, and then he would really jump into the Yellow River. Can't wash it off.

It wasn't until Kushina released the gold steel lock and asked Kyuubi to stand aside that Jiraiya waved to the clone, indicating that it could be released.

"I told you that I was really collecting information." Jiraiya curled his lips and complained.

"You think that with my status, I won't be recognized by people in these big or small countries." Jiraiya looked at Fugaku and Minato who turned their heads again and began to explain.

Pointing to the door, Jiraiya said with rare seriousness, "Many people in this country know me. If you want information, you can't use my body to investigate."

"They will give false information." Fugaku somewhat understood Jiraiya's thinking.

"That's not enough," Jiraiya shook his head.

"Not to mention that having money can be a bullshit. At least if you give money, they won't deliberately give false information. What they are afraid of is that when these people give real information, they will deliberately follow it for money and add their own half-informed ideas to it. Into the information.”

"You can't force a confession"

Kushina didn't believe that Jiraiya didn't know this move. There was no one who could win the title of Sannin on the battlefield.

"It's not impossible. This is a special period and it can't be used. The person standing behind Tian Zhiguo is Kumo Ninja." Jiraiya looked at Kushina and Minato, "I think you also know what the situation between Kumo Ninja and us in Konoha is now. , By the way, these days should be the time for Naoki and her sister to go to Kumo Ninja for talks."

"So, Master, you deliberately got caught when you were peeping these days in order to reduce the impact and collect information," Minato said suspiciously.

Jiraiya's face froze, and he was about to boast that his apprentice understood him, but Kushina didn't give him any face at all, and interrupted Jiraiya with an expression of dissatisfaction with this bad old man.

"Minato, don't believe him. He definitely let down his guard when he was peeping. It was definitely not intentional."

Kushina pointed at Jiraiya, "Tsunade-san told me about those bad things he did in the past when she knew it was this pervert when we were coaching Jonin.

Jiraiya looked at Jiraiya warily with his head lowered and an embarrassed look on his face. Kushina stood between Minato and Jiraiya's gaze and said to Minato, "Don't imitate him."

Finally, as if she remembered something, Kushina turned to stare at Fugaku and said faintly, "And you, if you dare to follow this guy around, I will tell Mikoto when I get back."

Fugaku:........................

"Let's take a look at what's written in the intelligence. I think now that we have the news, it's better for us to complete the mission and return to the village as soon as possible."

Minato pulled Kushina's hand, motioning her to calm down, and changed the subject, bringing the focus of the four people's conversation back to their mission this time.

"The guy nicknamed Blackhead used to be a rain ninja jounin. His real name is Shukaze Isshin. It is said that he almost joined Hanzo's direct guard team back then. He is good at water escape and has a lizard psychic beast."

While the three of them were looking at the information recorded on the scroll, Jiraiya opened his mouth to explain, because what was recorded on the scroll was very simple, leaving only the general information about the target's identity, habits and location. Jiraiya would let the clone record the details in his mind. .

Because once the scroll recording detailed information is lost, and if it is picked up by someone related to the target, when the target comes into contact with such detailed information, the target will usually greatly strengthen its defensive strength.

On the contrary, even if the target discovers this simple information record, he won't care too much, because this kind of intelligence, which is peripheral information at a glance, can be obtained with a little bit of ability.

As a former Jonin, I have to deal with such rough-level assassinations not to mention ten or eight times, but at least three or five times. Naturally, the target will not pay special attention to this level.