Douluo 2 Ha is also crazy

"Grilled sausage?"

In doubt, Gu Bai turned around and found that he didn't know when it started. Someone suddenly appeared behind him. He was an unshaven man pushing a small cart filled with grilled sausages. net

"Oh shit, you scared me..." Gu Bai was immediately startled when he saw it. The unshaven old man came closer, holding a piece of grilled sausage with a lewd smile on his face.

"You bitch! Uncle, please stay away from me..."

"Uncle? Hey, you are older than me, okay! Did you make a mistake in calling me uncle..."

This person is none other than Oscar, a student of Shrek Academy, a super sausage with a martial soul and a food-based soul master.

Due to his natural influence, Oscar has a very thick beard. He is often called uncle, and he only hears resentful remarks.

Gu Bai immediately shuddered. The more he listened to this soft tone, the more weird he felt.

Gu Bai "What did you say? I'm older than you? Did you make a mistake? Look at the beard on your face, I don't even have a hair..."

Oscar "I... I just have a thicker beard. I am only fourteen this year and a student of this college..."

When he talked about this, Oscar looked aggrieved. Why should he grow a beard if he is handsome? Why don't others grow longer?

Just like some people say, why should you lose your hair if you are handsome? And what about other people who are so ugly but don’t lose their hair?

There are so many reasons in this world. Oscar also wants to know why. Why was he poor when he was born? Why are his parents not nobles of the empire?

So say it! There is no such thing as a reason in this world. It is what it should be. What can I do if I am born with a beard? Shave it!

It's just that he got up late today and didn't have time to shave, so his beard was very thick. 35xs

Due to his health, he basically grew a bunch of beard overnight. It was too tiring to shave every day, so he usually didn't shave much.

But that’s it! Now he suddenly wants to shave again. Why? Because some elementary school girls came to the college.

After all, he was a talented person. In order to impress the elementary school girls, he had the idea of ​​​​shaving off his beard right away.

But... this isn't business, and I can't leave, so I'd better wait until tomorrow to shave.

"Oh my God! It really is a monster academy, and there are monsters everywhere..." Upon hearing this, Gu Bai was immediately speechless.

What kind of bird academy is this? There are monsters everywhere, not only the academy, the teachers, but also the students.

It seemed that Flanders was right, this was indeed a monster academy. Just the assessment level that Gu Bai passed by just now, those assessment conditions were not something that ordinary people could pass.

And these people who can pass are undoubtedly some extremely talented geniuses, or some weird and weird beings.

"How do you sell these sausages?" Gu Bai put aside his doubts and got straight to the point.

It just so happened that he didn't have much stock there, and Erha ate so quickly that Gu Bai was running out of supplies.

It’s better to prepare the inventory first, don’t wait for the critical moment, and it will be too late to regret.

You must prepare the sausage, Erha consumes more and more power. Anyway, the higher the level of Gu Bai, the more powerful it will be, and the power consumption will also increase. net

This is reciprocal. Although the difference in the equivalent ratio is not big, it is gradually increasing. It happens that there is a sausage seller here. Gu Bai first swept these goods and put them in the soul guide to keep them as food for Erha. .

When Oscar heard Gu Bai's words, he immediately became happy and said directly, "It's not expensive, it's not expensive, two copper soul coins per piece..."

Gu Bai "Is it so cheap? Okay, pack up all the sausages on this shelf for me."

Gu Bai didn't expect that the sausages were so cheap, even cheaper than those in the city by a few copper soul coins.

As he said that, Gu Bai threw a few gold soul coins over, collected all the sausages on Oscar's shelf, and finally said, "No need to look for it!"

"Holy shit... it's finally opened, and it was sold out in no time. Oh my god, God has been so kind to me..." Holding a few gold soul coins, Oscar suddenly became happy.

I didn't expect this person to be so generous and just collected all the sausages without asking anything.

"That's right! Since you are talking about students from this college, do you know Zhao Wuji? Can you take me to find him?" Gu Bai was about to leave, but suddenly turned back and asked.

He originally wanted to continue looking, but there might be a student from Shrek. Wouldn't he just ask him to take him there?

Oscar was stunned when he heard this: "Are you looking for Teacher Zhao?"

Gu Bai "Nonsense, if I don't look for Zhao Wuji, why should I look for Li Wuji... Do you know? If you know, take me there quickly. If you don't know, be careful and I'll beat you up..."

"..."

The Oscar sausages were sold out, so there seemed to be nothing to do. Seeing this man's aggressive look, I thought I couldn't afford to offend him.

He said, "Okay! Come with me. Boss Dai just took a few juniors to Teacher Zhao for an assessment. I just want to go and have a look..."

Speaking of which, Oscar seemed to have met some particularly good-looking elementary school girls just now and was thinking about how to show off.

Now I can take Gu Bai over there and see how they are doing and whether there are any new students this year.

Holding a piece of grilled sausage in one hand, Gu Bai called out to Erha. Gu Bai followed Oscar and threw a few grilled sausages to Erha, who was enjoying the food with great joy.

Gu Bai was eating with a satisfied look on his face. The sausage tasted good. He felt refreshed after eating one. He didn't know what magic power it had.

The pain from being beaten by Flanders yesterday quickly recovered, and I was filled with doubts...

"Hey, there's something wrong with your sausage." After finishing one, Gu Bai felt more and more something was wrong.

Can grilled sausages also heal injuries? This is wrong. How did he do it? Is there any secret recipe?

Not only Gu Bai could feel it, Erha's feeling was even more thorough. Originally, it needed to measure the sausages to be fully charged, but who knew that these sausages would be fully charged in just two sticks.

This looked more and more wrong, so it raised its head and looked at Gu Bai in confusion, its cute look was really ridiculous.

Upon hearing Gu Bai's words, Oscar suddenly trembled, as if some secret had been revealed.

Oscar "Hey, my name is Oscar, you can call me Xiao Ao! I made this sausage myself. Is there anything wrong?"

Gu Bai glanced at him with a puzzled expression, and found that he couldn't hide his guilty look. He immediately pretended to be angry and said, "What did you put in the sausage? Tell me clearly, or don't blame me for being rude..." ”

Gu Bai's bluff immediately frightened Oscar. What if Gu Bai really gets angry?

He is just a food-based soul master, so he has no fighting power.

Oscar said solemnly, "Um...actually, this sausage is my martial spirit, so it tastes different from other sausages...

Don't worry, this grilled sausage is definitely not poisonous, but has a healing effect.

I guarantee with my personality that everything I say is true! ”

"Martial spirit? Sausage? Oh my god, it really is the Monster Academy..." Gu Bai was completely convinced. This academy is really weird.

Even having such a martial spirit, Gu Bai looked depressed and said, "Since you said it was your martial spirit, now make a sausage for me to see."

At this time, Oscar suddenly hesitated, "Isn't this bad?"

"What's wrong? If I tell you to do it, just do it quickly..."

Mudd! Just die, it's not the first time anyway. Hearing Gu Bai's words, Oscar suddenly became heartbroken and directly greeted him, "I have a big sausage...".

That soft voice coupled with his wretched expression made Gu Bai's face darken...

Even Erha looked at him with disgust, feeling as if he had eaten shit just now...with a confused look on his face.