Pirates born to be kings

In the wind and snow, two figures, one large and one small, sat on yak-like animals and headed towards Big Horn Village. .1kanshu

They soon arrived at the village,

There is a building in the village that is incompatible with the white snow.

It was a house made of rock bricks drawn... no, made by His Majesty Valpo.

The brother and sister stood in front of a house, silent for a long time.

It can be seen that the house is very big, much bigger than Jasmine's previous house, at least six or seven times bigger.

There is a wooden sign hanging next to the door of the rock house with a big number 15 written on it.

Dasji took out the key and opened the door. What he saw was a gray-black brick wall, neat and hard.

Jasmine ran in quickly, and with the patter of footsteps, she kept exclaiming, "Wow, it's so big. Is this a restaurant? And here, is this a good place to eat? It's such a wide bed, and there's a bed above it." Get a small table!”

Soon she ran back and wrinkled her nose, "Huh! You lied to me. There is no good food, and the room is not warm."

Dasji twitched his cheeks, "It will be warm in a while." He walked to the kitchen, took out the ingredients he had prepared in advance, and handed them to his sister who was looking at her with her neck stretched out. "Take it and wash it quickly. It will be done in a while." meal."

"Oh, oh." Jasmine took it and looked at the fresh meat and fish, her white eyelashes trembling slightly, "Can't you eat it now?"

Dasji added firewood to the stove and said calmly, "It won't be delicious to eat now."

"I'm going to wash~"

The fire started quickly, but the brother and sister stared at each other after washing the ingredients.

Dasji pondered for a while, "So, you don't know how to cook?"

Jasmine put her hands on her hips, "No, and it's only natural for a brother to cook for his sister, right?"

"You are a girl. Didn't you learn how to cook at the Little Bear House?"

"You are a soldier. Didn't you learn how to survive in the wild in the army?"

Dasji pondered again,

Looking at the pot that was about to burn red, he gritted his teeth and said, "Actually, cooking shouldn't be difficult, right? Just throw down everything that's edible and fry it, right?"

Jasmine swallowed, "But, maybe, right." She felt that today's meal would be insulated from 'delicious' food.

The meat and fish were finally put into the pot, and the crackling and sizzling sounds mixed with the jingle of the spatula played a fishy music...

The room gradually became warmer, and the fire from the stove warmed the room, and even warmed the fire bed under which the brother and sister sat.

Jasmine had already taken off her coat and lay softly on the small wooden table of the fire bed. "It's so warm and comfortable, but I'm so hungry." She glared at Dasji angrily. She had known better than to take advantage of the fresh food. Well, as a result, the meat and fish were burnt and had to be thrown away in the end. Brother idiot, she didn't want to move lazily. The house made of rocks really got warm. The warmest thing was the current position. The heat came from below. It warmed her legs, her belly, her heart, and the image of home in her mind.

Dasji scratched his head and turned away from looking at Jasmine, "We are already boiling water. We will make some cooked wheat flour and eat it later. Didn't you ask me what the army eats in the field? You can try it later." He paused. As if to increase the appeal, Dun said, "The taste is pretty good."

"Hmph!" Jasmine pouted, "Liar."

The kettle was still boiling, and there was a noise outside the door.

Dasji seemed to vaguely hear His Majesty the King's voice, "Oops, I forgot to bring a gift for my first visit. Chopper, I'll give you away first. I will send someone to replace you later."

It seems that he is really His Majesty? !

"Hey?! No! Why do you want to give it to me?"

"Because you are cute, Jace, catch him, and you, Chromamon, hold down Chopper's antlers, and I will tie him a bow."

"Let it go, let it go! Even if you say I'm cute this time, it's useless! Bastard! Don't give me away!"

"Aha, call me a bastard! Ouch! Kick me again! Kick me again! Try to kick me again!! Haha! Okay, okay! Chromamon, tie it tight! Listen, especially those hooves ! Tell you to kick me! Tie me up again!"

Dasji covered his forehead. He was really Your Majesty. He glanced at Jasmine and asked if he could pretend not to hear. Anyway, he asked for leave today, so he probably didn't come to his house...

unfortunately,

After a while, his luck was shattered by a knock on the door and Valpo's voice, "Dasji, open the door. I have brought you a gift."

And Chopper's final struggle, "It's not a gift, huh..." his voice seemed to be muffled.

"Huh? A gift?!" Jasmine's ears perked up and she opened the door faster than Dusji, "Is it delicious?"

Outside the door was Chopper's scream, "Ah ah ah, Snow Maiden~~ It's so scary!!"

"Yes, a talking civet cat! Brother, come and see!" Jasmine turned back to greet Dusji happily, "I have never eaten this thing before. Is it delicious? How to make it delicious?"

Dasji walked quickly to the door. Chopper was firmly tied with a rope, and there was a red bow tied on the right antlers. At this moment, he was sobbing with tears, "Snow Girl wants to eat Chopper, Chopper doesn't, Qiao doesn't." It’s not delicious.”

His Majesty the King and two ministers were looking at Jasmine thoughtfully at this moment and said to himself, "Is this... albinism?"

Everyone quickly entered the house, and Valbo climbed onto the fire bed unceremoniously. The warmth slowly spread through the rock tiles throughout his body. "It's so warm. It's more comfortable than inside the castle. I feel like my whole body is melting."

"Really? I'll give it a try too, veteran."

Jess stepped forward with interest, but was stopped by Valpo. His Majesty the King looked at him with disgust, "No! I have no habit of sleeping with men."

"..."

Me neither, please don’t say that.

Jace stepped aside angrily, and Chromamon's snickering could be heard from beside him.

Jasmine took out a fork from somewhere, licked her pink lips, and slowly approached Chopper.

The little reindeer jumped away warily, "What are you going to do, Snow Girl!"

"Hey hey hey, come on, let me have a taste." Jasmine approached step by step.

"No, don't!" Chopper asked for help, "Your Majesty, the snow girl wants to eat me! Help me."

"Don't run away, just take one bite!" Jasmine's eyes lit up. The talking reindeer must be delicious.

The burning firewood made a slight crackling sound, steam slowly floated up, and the pot of water was boiling and chirping happily.

Should I serve tea to the guests at this time?He imitated the way he used to behave when he went to Aunt Maria's house. He clumsily held several brand new wooden teacups, filled them up one after another, then picked up a cup and handed it to His Majesty the King carefully.

He always had a cold face, but it was rare for him to show a stiff smile. As he was doing this, he thought, this should be it, right?

He bowed respectfully and said, "Your Majesty, you are welcome. Please drink tea."

Just as Valpo kicked away Chopper, who was trying to climb onto the fire bed and hide behind him, he was stunned when he heard Dasji's voice. The wooden teacup was full of boiling water.

If you drink it... you'll be burned to death. Looking at the other person's worried eyes,

"It's us who disturbed you, Dasji." Valpo took it solemnly, secretly activated his fruit power, and drank the boiling water in one gulp, but it did not cause any harm. He handed back the tea cup, "It does feel much warmer, thank you. "

Jace and Chromamon watched all this in stunned silence.

Jace asked softly, "Man, are we going to do this too? I mean, drink it all at once?"

"You can do it. It'll just flatten your wavy lips, but I won't be able to do it if I'm old."

"Who, who said that? You can also use it to perm your hair. Didn't the patch on your head just grow out? Is there a difference? Just perm it and it'll be fine."

"My hair is natural, you know it's natural? It's not permed. Please apologize to me and twist your lips!"

"Twist...twist your lips?" Jess took a deep breath, "It seems that I need to give you some education. With fluffy black hair, I have standard plump lips!"

"Fluffy... black hair..." Chromamon gritted his teeth, "In a country where medical skills are the strong point, I didn't expect the staff officer to be ignorant and incompetent. It's so disappointing."

"So what if I'm disappointed, black steel ball."

Chroma's veins popped out, "Flattery!"

"Aha!" Jace pursed his lips. It didn't matter whether he drank boiled water or not. The most important thing was to make the other party realize his rudeness. "That's because I understand His Majesty's wishes..."

Cromarim said with a straight face, "Flattery maniac!"

"You!" Jace shouted back, "exploding mushroom head."

Chromamon, "The Master of Bending!"

Jess, "Static Furball!"

The two ministers began to 'discuss' in a low voice, blending into the noise in the room. They had not bickered like this for a long time.

The warm rock house seemed to relax the two ministers who were always tense.

"Don't be afraid, raccoon cat. I won't eat you anymore. Give me a hug." Jasmine gasped.

"It's a reindeer, not a civet cat!" Chopper suddenly became wiser, "Who believes you! Put down the fork first if you want me to stop, you liar!"

Seeing that she was discovered, Jasmine started running again, "If you want me to put down the fork, you have to stop first!"

The two continued to chase.

Amidst the commotion, this house made of cold rocks became more and more lively. Dasji looked at Jasmine who was chasing Chopper, and His Majesty who unceremoniously occupied the fire bed and guarded others from climbing up from time to time. Master Jace was arguing endlessly. And Lord Chromamon, the lips that were always tightly closed opened a small gap, slowly getting bigger, slowly getting bigger,

very noisy,

So lively,

It's obviously so noisy,

But, I really don’t hate it.