Marvel's My Orange Cat Is an Essence Devouring Beast

"Okay, I'll just treat you as a rebellious person?" Dai Xiapo waited until she left before repeating these words and said, "This is really not something that lovers can say, is it? What's the relationship? Mother and son?"

"Maybe she really thinks so.." Qi Liao looked at Mao'er's leaving figure, his face really couldn't be happy.

"This is Mao'er." Dai Xiapo also noticed Qi Liao's frustration and patted Qi Liao's butt comfortingly, "I've heard you say it before, but this is the first time I've seen him."

"Does it look good?" Qi Liao asked.

"What are you talking about? Brother will not attack your girl." Dai Xiapo said to him as if he had a toothache.

"She's not... forget it." Halfway through Qi Liao's words, he felt very confused and didn't want to say this.

"Okay, brothers have noticed it. It's not as simple as breaking up between you now, right?"

Qi Liao was stunned and asked instinctively: "How do you know?"

"It's hard for you to understand. If nothing had happened, you would have started licking it, right?"

Qi Liao: "......"

Unexpectedly, Qi Liao shook his head and said solemnly: "You are wrong. When she is angry, she just wants to be alone. Being a licking dog at this time can only be counterproductive. I know when to lick and when to stop." "

Dai Xiapo: "Uh, didn't you realize that what you said was so affectionate?"

Qi Liao: "???"

Dai Xiapo patted Qi Liao's butt again and said, "Qi Liao, do you know? In fact, everyone is an ugly duckling."

"The ugly duckling will eventually become a white swan after several failed relationships." He paused, "But there is such an ugly duckling, he can't do anything."

"It's such a clichéd story." Qi Liao said with a dark face.

"People created a love affair for him that lasted for several years. He fought hard and studied hard to enrich himself, but he could not become a white swan. When people talked about this, they paused. After the stew was finished, they found that this duck was stewed. The soup is very fragrant.”

Qi Liao: "???"

What the hell kind of story are you telling me?

Dai Xiapo completely ignored Qi Liao's dark face, and then comforted him and said, "Be more open-minded and don't seek death. Especially don't think about getting yourself gas poisoned."

"Even if you really plan to do so, never open the gas tank in advance. Before opening the gas tank, never check whether the doors and windows are locked, and don't make sure it is airtight."

"Especially don't take sleeping pills. This will prevent you from regretting it. Don't lock the room so that others can't go in and help you even if they find out."

Qi Liao thought to himself that I have no intention of seeking death. Besides, why are you so specific about the steps? Are you just afraid that I don't know how to commit suicide? !

"Brother, if you want to be more open-minded, you are better than being angry anyway, aren't you? Look at others, aren't they still cheerful?" Dai Xiapo rarely felt that he had had enough trouble, so he consoled him seriously.

Qi Liao was stunned and thought about what Dai Xiapo and Wang Zhongwang said.

Dai Xiapo said that he had been slapped in the face for teasing Wang Feng before, and also said that someone was already in full bloom.

I heard Wang Zhong and Wang Ze proudly say before that there was a man who teased his friend and he slapped him in the face.

Then do you still need to think about it? The facts have come out...

At this time, Qi Liao really felt that he was much better than being angry...

But if their idea was known to Feng Fang, the other party would probably be so angry that he would vomit blood...

The two of them didn't stay here much longer. To be precise, Dai Xiapo didn't. He knew deeply that he was here to pick up girls.

He didn't have so much time to waste here, so he urged Qi Liao to follow him to the main venue.

There were already a lot of people when they entered, and the two of them found a spot in full bloom without much difficulty.

"Brother, where is sister-in-law?" Dai Xiapo said happily.

"Here you are, brother? What do you want from her? I'll notify you when she comes back." Nu Fang said.

"It's nothing, it's just about finding a partner as I mentioned before. I'm not kidding. I really want my sister-in-law to help me find a partner."

Dai Xiapo grabbed the red wine on the table. It was of recent vintage. He was speechless. He was originally expecting it to be a bottle of red wine with some age...

Qi Liao looked at him speechlessly, thinking that you can't even afford to eat, what do you dislike?

He didn't know that what Dai Xiapo was thinking at the moment was that since attending this party requires money, of course he should get the money paid.

Then your food and drinks must be higher-end, otherwise why would I pay to come here? Do you think you can give a lecture for half an hour?

Although this guy didn't seem to have paid anything, he resolutely decided to get his money back, so he naturally disliked the fact that the wine was not expensive enough.

"But, brother, what on earth did sister-in-law do?" Dai Xiapo opened the wine and poured a glass for himself and Nu Fang.

"She didn't say anything specific. It seems Wang Zhongwang called her." Nu Fang took the red wine, not realizing the seriousness of the problem at all.

Naturally, it was impossible for Qi Liao and Dai Xiapo to tell him these things.

"Brother, I want to ask you something." Dai Xiapo stopped swaying his wine and asked, "When do you think a man who has no sexual experience will be embarrassed?"

"Isn't this simple? When you are newly married." Nufang said directly without thinking.

"Isn't it normal for a newlywed to have no experience?" Qi Liao was confused and asked weakly.

"Ha, look, Qi Liao, you have a virgin mentality." Angry shook the cup proudly, and he put the cup on the table, waiting for him to wake up.

Qi Liao: "..."

Qi Liao felt that this person really did not need sympathy.

"No, what you said is wrong." Dai Xiapo shook his head, raised his glass, and drank it in one gulp.

"Isn't that right? Then, brother Daixiapo, when do you think it would be more embarrassing if you have no experience?"

"It's the most embarrassing thing to wait until you become a father without experience." Dai Xiapo said seriously.

"Haha, what you said is indeed more embarrassing than what I said!" Nu Fang laughed loudly, "I just always feel that there is something in your words, brother? Is it an illusion?"

"It's an illusion, it must be." Dai Xiapo poured another glass, swayed it and drank it again.

"By the way, brother, can you drink red wine without sobering up? The quality of sobered wine... well, I heard it's better than not sobered up."

Qi Liao groaned, drank another glass, and said: "It's not a noble thing anyway, there's no need to care so much, just treat it as ordinary wine. Whether you have good wine or ordinary wine, the method is different, you have to accept the reality, you are too particular ”

Qi Liao has not said anything. On the one hand, he is in a bad mood and is too lazy to speak. On the other hand, he looks angry.

There was a flash of embarrassment on this guy's face just now, but then he returned to normal as if nothing was wrong.

Qi Liao suddenly became excited. He picked up his chopsticks and poured himself a glass. Then he dipped it in and gave it to the Yuan Devouring Beast.

The element-devouring beast: “…………”

The element-devouring beast was too lazy to pay attention to him and kept his mouth tightly shut. So Qi Liao lifted its upper lip, squeezed it in and fed it in.

"Pleasure value from the element-devouring beast, -1"

"Pleasure value from the element-devouring beast, 1"