Marvel's My Orange Cat Is an Essence Devouring Beast

Qi Liao once asked Dai Xiapo, his friend everywhere, why he was so nice to him. .shung

Even though this does not sound like something that would be asked between two boys, Qi Liao is really curious in his heart. Although they are friends who distribute flyers together, wearing Xia Po is much faster than Qi Liao. Every time he waits for him After distributing his leaflets, Qi Liao still had a lot left in his hand.

It means that Dai Xiapo did three-quarters of the overall task and Qi Liao only accounted for one-quarter, but the reward was divided equally between the two of them.

Once or twice is fine. If it happens more often, it will be abnormal. After the result was asked, Dai Xiapo thought about it carefully and asked him, "Do you really want to know the answer?"

"Actually, it's because being with you can highlight my height." Dai Xiapo smiled maliciously, "No matter how perfect a person is, he needs someone to set him off, right? How can the prince's handsomeness be highlighted without those clowns, so In my opinion, you are the perfect clown."

This was of course a joke. With Dai Xiapo's height of over meters and a fairly handsome face, there was no need to look for Qi Liao specifically. He stood out from the crowd everywhere.

So now that the woman asked this question, Qi Liao couldn't help but think about it. Dai Xiapo had done so much for him. It could be said that it was thanks to Dai Xiapo that he could live in this city by himself without gnawing at old age.

He makes money for himself, so even if he is really allowed to be his chrysanthemum guardian, why not?

Qi Liao "......"

Qi Liao: "Wait a minute, what the hell am I thinking about?!"

After waking up from the thought of being too crude, he couldn't help but feel a chill in his lower body. This shameful thought made him feel that he might not even have the face to see Dai Xiapo recently.

"Brother, what's wrong with you? Your face is a little red?" A woman's voice said. Qi Liao pretended to drink water while secretly glancing at her plump body. He thought to himself, "You are dressed like this. Do you really have no qualms in your heart?"

"Brother, to be honest, I am quite interested in this man. Since you know him, can you tell me his story?" The woman seemed to have thought of something as soon as she finished speaking, and added, "Of course , if you really can’t let him go, you can ignore my question.”

"We are not a couple!!!"

Qi Liao almost spat out a mouthful of water. He wiped the water stains from the corner of his mouth and explained, "We are just friends who work together. Since you want to know, it's okay to tell you."

"The man you asked about is called Dai Xiapo. Even though he looks like this, he is actually a pretty mean guy. Let me tell you this, one day the two of us were walking on the road together and saw a woman holding a bag in her hand. rabbit, and the guy asked me, 'Do you know why girls like raising rabbits?'

I replied that I didn’t know, and guess what the guy said, he actually said that it was because this way they could buy carrots openly! I almost laughed to death at that time. Do you think it is cheap or not? "

woman"…………"

"Don't you think you understand the point of this joke?" After listening to Qi Liao's words, the woman shook her head quickly, "No, no, I mean, can you tell me some useful information?"

"Uh...useful information? Like?"

The woman was stunned and couldn't understand what Qi Liao meant, but she still patiently explained, "For example, how tall is he, does he have a house, how much is his monthly salary, does he have a car, etc. These are all fine."

"Well, then I would like to ask, do you have a house and a car now, and what is your monthly salary?" Qi Liao asked.

"I don't have a house or a car, and my monthly salary is four thousand. What's wrong?"

"Miss, I once said, don't do to others what you don't want others to do to you; Mr. Lu Xun also said, how can you force others to have things that you don't have? Don't you know that there is a saying that is equal to one's own?" Qi Liao explained to the woman seriously.

woman"???"

In fact, Qi Liao did it on purpose. If the other party was a rich woman, Qi Liao might introduce her to Dai Xiapo, but it seemed that the other party was also quite powerful.

It's not that he destroyed Dai Xiapo's fate, it's just that Dai Xiapo doesn't have any assets at all. He rents electric cars and spends all his money to support charity. Qi Liao knows this better than anyone else. Instead of the woman looking down on him as a pauper when they meet, it would be better to reject him directly now.

But the woman was not angry, and her voice returned to its original lazy tone, "Don't do to others what you don't want others to do to you. Isn't this what Confucius said?"

Qi Liao: "...Is your focus actually here?"

"Brother, I think you're overthinking it. It's just because you casually asked me what useful information is, so I just said it casually." The woman didn't seem to be very interested in what he said, and she was so sleepy that she yawned. "Anyway, I didn't intend to harass your friend. Or, given his character, shouldn't he be the one harassing me?"

Qi Liao looked at the other party's calm and lazy reaction and felt as if he had punched a ball of cotton. Not only did he feel no impact, his body even began to become limp.

The woman stretched when she yawned. Qi Liao looked in this direction and couldn't help but sigh sincerely. Although he may be a weirdo, this cotton is so white... No, this cotton is so big.

Speaking of which, Qi Liao didn't hate this woman, he just thought she was a bit inexplicable. First she asked herself some incomprehensible questions, and just when Qi Liao thought she just wanted to catch a kid, the man smiled and left.

Yes, this woman left. Before she left, she raised her chin and winked at Qi Liao. Then she told the bartender that she would charge all the accounts to Qi Liao and left.

After she left, Qi Liao felt even more lost. Perhaps he was not born to fit into this kind of place and could never fit into the atmosphere.

Too many things happened this morning, the system, the element-devouring beast, and the joy value. Just when he thought he was going to turn into a phoenix, he continued to hand out flyers in the afternoon, and the girls he met didn't treat him like in the novel. Instead of throwing herself into his arms, she wanted to make friends with Dai Xiapo through him.

Although it is like this on weekdays...but for some reason today I feel even more vicissitudes of life. What is the difference between you and the protagonists in those novels?

Could it be time travel? Because he hasn't traveled to another world, he can't Long Aotian? Why don't you try touching the switch yourself now?

Forget it, I don’t want to die now. If I am really electrocuted to death, then I won’t be laughed to death by the world...

However, speaking of the pleasure value system, this data seems to have only been seen on the Yuan Devouring Beast. Sure enough, the name of the system is "Cat Cat System". This is only applicable to the Yuan Devouring Beast?

…………

The gangsters on the roadside were still running around casually, blowing gangster whistles at beautiful women when they saw them. But they stopped at this moment because they had just discovered a woman wearing a revealing and sexy black veil. After coming out of a famous local sex bar, she walked towards the ATM at the door.

But slowly they discovered that this woman did not withdraw money, but just talked to the cash machine stupidly!

They didn't care so much and stepped forward to surround the woman. They had been gangsters for a long time and knew that as long as they didn't go too far, the police could only punish them with confinement for a few days and nothing would happen. This place is very hidden, and the only people coming and going are the guests in this bar, and there will be no heroes to save the beauty.

A passerby who had just come out of the bar only saw a flicker of light and shadow, and then the street became empty, as if no one had been there.