Marvel's My Orange Cat Is an Essence Devouring Beast

"Stop talking nonsense..." Qi Liao got straight to the point, "Why did you come to me this time? There must be something going on, right?"

"Let's start with the uglification first. If you dare to say that you are just here for a meal, I will beat you to death." Qi Liao said with a smile.

"Of course there's something going on." Nu Fang pushed up his foggy glasses.

If you eat noodles while wearing glasses, you will often be fogged up and unable to see anything. When Qi Liao saw this scene, he wanted to secretly take the meat from his bowl.

After all, we are all friends, what's wrong with stealing a piece of your flesh? Besides, can what happens to scholars be called robbing? Qi Liao paid all the money.

Just taking one look at his shiny comb head, I suddenly lost my appetite... I was afraid of contracting an infectious disease...

"There is indeed something going on." The man with glasses sneezed angrily, grabbed a piece of paper and wiped his nose...

Qi Liao pressed Erhua's head and told her to eat well and not to look up. As for himself, he has completely lost his appetite.

You are really poisonous! Qi Liao's heart is going to collapse. Can you please pay attention to your hygiene? His slight mysophobia is almost killing him! If I see you seriously, I won’t die on the spot? !

"That's it, isn't it six years since we graduated from high school? The monitor wants to hold a class reunion." The man with glasses said cheerfully.

"Most of the people in the class haven't heard from you, so I happened to be closest to you, so I came here. Do you mind if you can have a meal by the way?"

Qi Liao thought to himself, you have already paid with my mobile phone and started eating, and now you are still talking nonsense.

"However, it has been six years since we graduated from high school. It's so fast." Qi Liao couldn't help but sigh.

"Yes, that's right." He slurped the soup in the noodle bowl like a full-blown pig and said vaguely.

"The class monitor said that it has been six years, and even those who waited until their senior year to find a job are almost ready to find a way out, and they still remember the friendship between classmates. The class teacher also happened to bring us here for one year. Now is the best time to have a party."

"Ah, thank you for the hospitality." Nu Fang patted his belly after eating, "I originally planned to go to your house to find you, but I didn't expect to meet you here. It's so nice."

"I'm leaving. The squad leader created a new group a few days ago. I'll drag you in." Qi Liao didn't say anything. He picked up his phone but didn't receive any notification.

"I sent it to you." Nufang said puzzledly. He took a look next to Qi Liao and patted his thigh.

"You have changed to QQ. What do I mean? The one I sent you is your old account. Then be friendly first."

"Oh, let me tell you, brother, when did you change your QQ, I didn't notice it." Nu Fang nudged him with his elbow.

Qi Liao didn't pay much attention. He thought for a moment and said, "It was probably three years ago."

"Okay, I invited you. Thank you very much this time. Brother, I have to go back to find my wife for business. Let's go." Nu Fang glanced at him with a mischievous smile, bumped him slightly with his elbow and said, "That's it. , when you get to the party, I’ll find you again.”

Qi Liao glanced at him and thought, I haven't agreed to go yet, have I? Could you please stop acquiescing and just complete the mission?

"Are you full?" Qi Liao was still polite.

"No!" Furong Fang, who had already walked towards the door, immediately turned back when he heard these words. He looked at Qi Liao with bright eyes, "Brother, Qi Liao, you understand me. To be honest, I am only half-hearted." I'm just full, boss, please..."

"Boss, give me another pack of tissues, there's not enough here." Qi Liao's voice suppressed his anger, and he felt that it was unnecessary for him to ask him.

"Let me tell you, Brother Angfang, I remember you were quite fat when you were in high school? Why are you so thin now? Are you skinny and bones?" Qi Liao couldn't help but asked curiously.

Erhua hasn't finished eating yet, so he can't leave yet, and Fenfang hasn't eaten enough yet, and it seems like he doesn't want to leave either...

"Oh, there's nothing I can do. It's not like the one in my family is too annoying. She doesn't give me pocket money, so she naturally loses weight."

"No, then how can she not even give you food before eating? Isn't this too cruel?!"

"That's right, they just don't give me money to eat at all. Alas." Nu Fang also sighed with emotion. "Qi Liao, brother, I'm telling you, these old ladies are very cruel to me."

Cruel in what way? Qi Liao unconsciously went astray after listening to this guy's words. The one wearing a leather jacket and pants, holding a whip in his hand?

"Not to mention anything else, one time after we had an argument, I scolded her: You should remember that no matter what time, a man's thinking is correct and his judgment is accurate, but a woman is just the opposite!"

After hearing this, Qi Liao suddenly said, "What's wrong? How dare you scold her?"

Angry: "…………"

"Qi Liao, you know, sometimes I really believe in the saying that 'man can conquer nature'." Nu Fang then said sadly, "Because there are always people who can chat with God to death!"

Qi Liao was silent for a while, then said cooperatively: "Okay, what next? Suppose you really talked to her like a man. What did she reply?"

"She didn't answer my question, but suddenly asked me if I still had the marriage certificate."

Qi Liao was stunned and said, "This is a good thing. Doesn't it mean that she wants to reconcile with you? Then what anger do you have left?"

"Yes, that's right. I said to keep it, and then she actually said: "Fengfang, you are a wise man, keep it well. I heard that you will need it when you get divorced in the future."

Qi Liao: "......"

"No, then where did you get the money to go to the Internet cafe just now?" Qi Liao thought for a while and asked.

"Internet cafe? My wife gave me 50 a day for Internet access."

"Then you said she didn't give you money to eat?" Qi Liao was puzzled. Isn't this enough for you?

Nufang also said with a confused look on his face: "Yes, I didn't lie to you. The 50 yuan was gone after surfing the Internet. This is the money that was not given to me to eat."

Qi Liao: "???"

Qi Liao couldn't help but take a breath of cold air. For you, the money spent on the Internet is not included in the money spent on meals, right?

Why are you so skinny and why are you still surfing the Internet? It’s not like you don’t have a computer at home. How old are you?

In fact, how did Qi Liao know that the other person went to the Internet cafe not only to play games, but also to have online dating...

"Anyway, Qi Liao, let me tell you, who said that? Yes, Mr. Lu Shuren said that marriage is the tomb of one's love. You must not fall into it, otherwise sooner or later you will end up like your brothers."

"However, I can't say for sure. After all, Master Mao is quite gentle. Maybe you will be different." A trace of yearning flashed across his angry face, "That's great. I also thought about marrying a girl like Master Mao in the future. Woolen cloth."

Qi Liao: "......"

Thinking about it, he suddenly shouted as if he was waking up from a dream: "Hey, look at my brother's memory, you and Mao Shao broke up, right?"

Qi Liao hesitated for a moment, a trace of disappointment flashed across his face. Ang Fang looked at Qi Liao and wanted to comfort him but couldn't.

Qi Liao heard Nu Fang murmuring: "Does this mean I have a chance to be with Mao Shao?"

Qi Liao's face turned completely dark at that time... He knocked on the table, his eyes as cold as ice as if he were looking at a dead person.

"Fat man, I don't care if you are okay or not, my patience is almost enough, get out!"

Anger was just a mouthful at first, but now he saw Qi Liao getting really angry. Such words, which he knew were funny, were said by Qi Liao at this moment, which made him feel scared for a moment.

He always felt that if he didn't do what the person in front of him said, his path might come to an end.

He was frightened. When he realized it, Qi Liao had already taken Erhua away, leaving only the store manager looking at him kindly.

"Scan the QR code on your own WeChat to pay. These two don't have the face money yet. Let's settle the bill."

Ang Fang: ".........Ying yang yang, is that okay?"