Marvel's My Orange Cat Is an Essence Devouring Beast

After hearing this, the Yuan Devouring Beast only felt Mao Naoren's pain. It seemed that he had indeed thought too complicated about the person in front of him. .biquge

"If you haven't thought about it, just don't think about it. I'm tired now and want to rest. Don't touch me."

Qi Liao wholeheartedly agreed. Anyway, he was almost done masturbating, and his hands were no longer itchy. Moreover, the Yuan Devouring Beast himself said that he might stay here for a long time. There will be more opportunities to masturbate in the future, so he is not in a hurry. This time.

"However, let me ask, you don't have a master now, right?"

"Of course. I am an element-devouring beast, a creature as intelligent as you humans. Why do I regard humans as the masters?"

"It seems that this guy even despises humans in his heart." Qi Liao thought indifferently, but it doesn't matter. We are both humans and we can't break the chain of discrimination. What's more, in the movie, the element-devouring beast is indeed stronger than humans. How much do you know.

Besides, it thinks the same thing now, and there will be plenty of opportunities to teach it how to make humans... and teach it how to be a cat.

"But wait, you said you won't recognize your master." Qi Liao carefully recalled the plot of Captain Marvel and couldn't help but ask, "But isn't Carol your master?"

"Although Carol is indeed a Kree, she can still be regarded as half-Earthling. Could it be that my element-devouring beast... smells so good?"

"Idiot, although what you said is right, didn't I tell you that I am Gugu, but I am not Gugu. Carol is Gugu's master. What does it have to do with my element-devouring beast?"

Only then did Qi Liao suddenly realize, and he immediately understood that this guy didn't even recognize Team Jing now, and it was even more impossible for him to recognize him as the leader.

But for Qi Liao, the cat has to bow its head when it is under the eaves. Whether you recognize its owner or not does not prevent me from petting the cat.

"So what should I call you? Gugu? Judging from what you just said, this name no longer belongs to you, right?"

"Human, you are very annoying. I still want to rest. If it prevents me from taking a nap, the consequences will be serious." The beast's curled up body remained motionless, but its tail stood up and swayed dissatisfiedly.

"Oh, sorry, I'll keep the story short. I just wanted to ask if I could give you a name."

"The name or whatever, it's just a code name. Wouldn't it be better to call it Yuan Devouring Beast? It's up to you if you want. Don't disturb my nap."

There was a voice of dissatisfaction from the Yuan Devouring Beast. It was really tired now and needed to rest. Qi Liao was waiting for this sentence and decided immediately.

"How about calling you Ergouzi? Great, right? Hahaha, I'm a genius!"

The element-devouring beast "???"

Pleasure value from the element-devouring beast, 1

Qi Liao asked innocently, "Why, don't you like it?"

Yuan Devouring Beast "You must be poisonous."

Pleasure value from the element-devouring beast, 1

Seeing that the balance was displayed as 9, which was two digits lower than before, Qi Liao started to feel relieved. If he exchanged one happiness point per year, he would have lost two years of his life!

What's more, this profiteer needs 500 happiness points to unlock the store. I can't afford it, I can't afford it.

"Hahaha, actually I just lied to you. Ergouzi was just here to liven up the atmosphere. How could I come up with this name? You will definitely like the real name. Are you ready? I'm going to officially start talking. .”

…………

Probably because of the excitement just now, the Yuan Devouring Beast raised its head and stared at Qi Liao, saying that I couldn't sleep anymore, and just watched quietly as you could make up a new name in a few seconds.

Qi Liao "......"

"You had a cat before, right? What did you name it? Let me guess, is it called Ermaozi?"

Pleasure value from the element-devouring beast, 1

Qi Liao was a little embarrassed, and finally had to admit that he was serious about calling him Ergouzi.

"However, the last cat I raised was named Egg Yolk." Qi Liao said this, but only got a sigh.

"I really don't know whether I should say that your naming skills have improved or something. Anyway, I don't need the title Ergouzi..."

"It doesn't matter if it's the name you said yourself, it's just a code name anyway." Qi Liao interrupted it unconvinced, and then whispered. "Besides, I think the name Egg Yolk is very nice."

The element-devouring beast "…………"

"Anyway, I don't recognize the title Ergouzi. Before the name is officially determined, just call me Yuan Devouring Beast."

Qi Liao originally planned to be tough, but the pleasure value in his body had dropped to only 3 in just a few breaths, which was 8...

The big orange is the most important, the big orange is the most important...

"Element Devouring Beast, let me ask you one last question. In the movie Gugu, you are a female, right? So, now you..."

Pleasure value from the element-devouring beast, 1

"I don't know. I'm very sleepy. I'm going to bed. If you dare to bother me again, I will kill you."

Qi Liao "......"

As a veteran of cat control, Qi Liao felt a strong sense of frustration for a moment, and he could only blame the system. Yes, it was because of the pleasure value of cat masturbation shown above that he was so stressed that he forgot how to communicate with this orange cat.

System: "Host, we don't want to take the blame."

"Yuan-eating beast, I want to ask you one more question..." Qi Liao was interrupted by the Yuan-devouring beast before he finished speaking, and it said displeasedly.

"Why is this the last question? You said the same thing just now, didn't you? Don't your words count? Ha, humans."

"I want to say that the word 'egg yolk' has three characters, and 'egg yolk' has two characters. Isn't it bad to have one more word?" Qi Liao expressed to the beast succinctly with a sad look. After hearing his opinion, "Sure enough, I still want to give you a name, even if it's to save words..."

Yuan Devouring Beast "You are right, but I don't listen."

The element-devouring beast "Get out."

As a newly developed delinquent teenager in the 21st century, Qi Liao naturally has no fear of the threat of the Yuan-devouring Beast due to his strong face. He also roughly understands the current situation of the Yuan-devouring Beast.

It has now made it clear that it came to his home to recuperate, so its strength must have been greatly damaged. At least Qi Liao did not believe that under such circumstances, it would easily attack him because of such trivial matters.

What's more, although the pleasure value in the system has now been reduced by four, the balance is still 7, which proves that the Yuan Devouring Beast still has a good impression of him.

So as long as you pay attention and don't let it lower the pleasure value, nothing else will be a problem.

Just when he was about to move forward and pester the Yuan Devouring Beast directly, his cell phone suddenly rang. He fumbled for a while and remembered that after using it last night, he put it in the pants he changed into in the morning.

As soon as I picked up the phone, a man's voice came over. Although Qi Liao didn't turn on the speakerphone, the man's voice was no lower than the speakerphone.

"Qi Liao, what's the matter with you? Why haven't you come here all morning?! Do you still want to work? My brother has been calling you all morning and you haven't even received a letter?!"