"Hey, damn, are you actually holding a barbecue party? You are really bad guys on someone else's chassis." A humorous and funny voice rang in their ears. The speaker's nose twitched a few times, and he spoke angrily while smelling the smell floating around him.
"who"
"It doesn't matter. You just need to know that everything here belongs to me, including the fish you just ate. Damn it, you actually used my things to poison me, but what else can I say?"
Several people grabbed the grilled fish in their hands blankly, but they all saw a figure in the sky.
The figure was dressed in red, with vines hanging from it, and its body was swaying gracefully and lightly, with its long hair flying behind it.
"Woman" Qi Liao looked at it curiously, but his intuition told him that it seemed not that simple. The muscles in Lao Nian's back were tense, and he gently rubbed his eyebrows with a serious expression. If the atmosphere was not right, Shi Ling could activate it at any time.
"Young men, pay attention above you. Hovering above your heads right now is the most badass and charming man in the world."
Probably feeling the wild call of nature, the man shouted in the air towards them.
The man slapped his mouth with his hand and made a whining sound. It's not serious to say this.
Although I knew now was not the time to joke, I was still amused by the other party's somewhat silly behavior. His tone also became a little unserious.
"Is that an enemy?" He seemed to be thinking to himself, "Or is this the humanistic customs of this country? Maybe we should tie Sir Meenle over and let him watch the local customs of this performance, which will definitely make him Your lungs will burst from the gas."
“I don’t think any region would regard this kind of performance art as humanistic culture.”
Qi Liao couldn't help but complained, that person in the sky is totally a pervert wearing a red tights, and a super tight tights.
Qi Liao stared at the figure wearing a red tights. He understood that the strange feeling on the other person came from the long hair, and he had a vague judgment in his heart.
Because no man would hate a woman’s pervert in tight clothes, but they all hate the pervert in tight clothes in front of them, so the other person must be a man.
"Gentlemen, don't be deceived by the pervert in front of you. This must be a man. Look at the red tights hsjsy, I am a man." Qi Liao said with reason.
"You did everything wrong in the process, but the result turned out to be right," Scott replied speechlessly, "Don't worry, we can see it."
It seems that the figure in the sky also heard the doubts of the old year, shook his head, and said as if he had eaten a trumpet and suona:
"No, no, this is not a humanistic custom. I am the most difficult enemy you will face, so tremble under my power."
Lao Nian was silent for a while, as if he couldn't believe his own judgment. He took out his pistol, closed one eye and looked at the figure in the sky.
"Do you want to shoot me? The officer is useless."
"bang"
Watching the broken vine fall down, Lao Nian blew a puff of smoke rising from the muzzle of the gun. Of course, the smoke is very small, and this is a unique way of showing off for old guns.
What, my marksmanship is quite accurate.
The target he wanted to hit was not a moving target. The shot just now broke the vine he wanted to grab next. As a result, the tights took a wrong step and his body suddenly fell to the ground in Newton's arms.
There was no movement for a long time. Qi Liao saw with his own eyes that the pervert in the tights didn't make any fancy moves and just landed straight on the ground.
"Is this the end? This guy is such a bad guy"
Qi Liao was shocked, what the hell was coming.
The smoke dispersed, and after waiting for a moment, the sound came out, and a brown wig was blown by the wind in the air.
"Do you think this is over?" Half of the man's body was a bright red. As for whether it was the right half of the body or the lower body, it is up to you to see what you see. It was as if he felt no pain at all.
"Mom, darn, darn, I haven't given up yet, I can still keep fighting."
The other party used a tone of voice that wanted to be beaten. If this person could be more serious, this voice would definitely have its own unique magnetism.
The opponent's entire body was covered by a red combat uniform, and there was a mask covering his face.
Qi Liao always felt that he had seen this person dressed like this before, and suddenly remembered that this was Parker's outfit.
But the temperaments of the two are completely different. Qi Liao still feels that compared to Parker, this person is more like another comic book character
At this time, half of the body of the previous man began to heal rapidly. This speed was not very fast, but it was still very impressive. After all, he was recovering.
Lao Nian's heart was shocked, and when he looked at the other party, he suddenly became wary, as if facing a formidable enemy.
"Those who are gifted will never die"
"The legendary talent can actually be seen here."
"Everyone, be careful. This person is not simple. We cannot deal with someone with the talent of immortality so easily."
The gifted immortals all had their eyelids twitching when they heard the words dealing with the old year, and the eyes they looked at that person immediately looked like the old year. This is also a talent whose effect can be guessed from its name.
What makes people a little speechless is that even the enemy looks at the old year with confusion. Qi Liao ignored it.
Although he had no evidence, he was inexplicably sure that the other party was not such a capable person. He poked his head and tried his best to recall. This feeling of always seeming to come out but not coming out made him very uncomfortable.
Then he leaned towards the old year and said something softly to the other party.
"Ah you, you must be Deadpool"
Qi Liao thought hard and looked at the perverted tights.
"Hey, didn't you expect that there are still fans of mine here?"
Deadpool did not hide his identity. Although he would not die after falling from such a high altitude, it would take some time for his body to recover. Now that his body has recovered, he immediately pounced towards Qi Liao and the others in front of him like a dog waiting for mating.
But after hearing the other party's words, his body stopped. It was very speechless, and he flipped his hair to show off.
After hearing this, Qi Liao quickly shook his head: "No, I just remembered it and said that I don't like your character."
"And by the way, I'm just distracting you."
Qi Liao showed a tongue-out smile to Deadpool. The other party reacted and opened his mouth exaggeratedly, but he never thought that he was wearing a mask now. No matter how exaggerated he was, Qi Liao couldn't see it. The fastest update on the Internet. Mobile version: https:.
He looked up at Scott's giant feet, and when he was about to draw the knife, his body sank suddenly.
It was a strange magic whip. The stalemate didn't last long before Scott's giant steps landed on the ground without any hindrance.
When his body slowly returned to normal size, the man rubbed his wrists and said in hindsight: "Are we being too cruel? He is simply a weakling who has no power to fight back."
Several people immediately shrugged and looked in the direction of the old year, indicating that it had nothing to do with them and it was all his idea.
Old year:""
"Mr. Qi Liao, you seemed to have said something to this talented person just now, which made him stop."
It was unclear whether the other party was really curious or just wanted to divert attention. Qi Liao was not polite and formally took over the topic and said: "Yes, this person, his name or code name, is Deadpool."
"There's nothing wrong with calling him the undead you mentioned. This guy has indeed achieved immortality in a certain sense. But you really don't need to think of him as too awesome."
"Ah, I'm sorry, there is no need to think of the other person as too scary. I'm afraid this person's combat power is not much higher than mine."
Maybe it's not as good as the current me, Qi Liao thought in his heart. Then he briefly summarized the life of Deadpool to everyone around him, of course the life of Deadpool in the movie, including cancer, hypoxic mutation
"Hey, you know too much about me. Are you really not a fan of mine? Please, you must be."
Deadpool interrupted him loudly from the side, and everyone noticed that a human figure had begun to slowly wriggle out of the puddle of flesh that was supposed to be mosaic just now.
But how could he, who was imprisoned, make the mistake of leaving an undead person alone and talking calmly on the sidelines. Otherwise, he probably wouldn't have done something stupid like talking loudly to attract their attention.
Can only use estimates. Qi Liao felt that everything was possible in front of a man like Deadpool who had nothing but pain in his balls.
"Mr. Old Year, I don't know what the undead talents here are like, but I think it is quite different from what you imagined."
"It is true that as Qi Liao said just now, his recovery speed is indeed not that fast." Scott rubbed his wrist.
"I can use spider silk to divide his body into several parts and hang him up. Then he won't have the chance to put it back together again." After saying that, Parker wanted to make the standard gesture, but Qi Liao waved to stop him.
"Let him put it together and become a person again. As I just said, this person can be said to have no merits except immortality. When he grows back his body, he only needs a strange rope or Parker’s spider silk can easily subdue him.”
The old man looked stunned and asked with some worry: "Excuse me, are you sure what you said is right?"
"If you make a mistake, just beat him like this again. It's not that difficult."
Old year:""
Deadpool:""
Deadpool's mood was like a roller coaster. There was obvious caution in the eyes of these people just looking at him, which greatly satisfied his vanity. But now, it's like watching a monkey in a zoo. New Bayi Chinese website first released....
Their eyes looked at him with curiosity, as if they wanted to slice him up and study him.
Especially the yellow Chinese man in the middle has the strangest look in his eyes, as if he wants to slice it and dip it in some seasoning to taste it.
His body was restored by their curious and inhumane repeated tests. Last year, he was still amazed at his super self-healing ability.
"Isn't this really the talent of the immortal?" I still couldn't believe it in the old year, "I really can't imagine that such a wonderful ability would be born in the world if it didn't come from the gift of the Lord."
But even though he said this, he slowly noticed the difference between Deadpool and the undead recorded in ancient books.
His recovery speed was too slow, and the process didn't feel smooth. One card after another
"You despicable foreigners will send you to hell."
Listening to the other party's complaints, Qi Liao approached him. At this time, Deadpool had been tied to his uncle by them, and several people even gave up their preparations to leave because of him.
"No, maybe you don't believe it, but we really didn't think we could defeat you just like this."
"And you don't have the qualifications to speak against us, right? Aren't you a foreigner yourself? Don't say that you feel like a native."
Deadpool's body was tied up and he couldn't move.
"You despicable foreigners will send you to hell."
"Are you a repeater?" Qi Liao wiped the sweat from his head, and then the other party's words simply changed to the same word, "Isn't it just doing some experiments with your flesh, isn't it just a matter of minutes for you? Regarding the matter of recovery, considering that you also plan to come and kill us, oh, don’t be so hostile, we both want to kill each other’s friendship.”
"It's not the same thing at all." Deadpool said distressedly, "You have been playing tricks on me over and over again, but I also need protein to grow flesh and blood again. Now protein has been used for this. Isn't this right? Is it the same as trying to make me suffer from kidney failure?”
Qi Liao actually didn't realize for a moment what the other party meant. Finally he understood and wished he hadn't.
Tsk, what this bitch said is really disgraceful.
"Hurry up and give me something to eat and add some protein, or else I will break free from your little blockade in a minute and feed you a stream of yellow urine that will make your mouth stringy."
Qi Liao couldn't help complaining, and then he made up the picture in his mind, and suddenly felt that he had been fooled. The other party probably said this deliberately just to let him imagine this picture.
Qi Liao waved at him in disgust, as if dismissing a beggar.
"Actually, there is a way. Why don't we just experiment with what you have and cut it off, and it will be over."
The Yuan Devouring Beast also showed its sharp claws in cooperation, causing Qi Liao to give it another blow. Kick him away on the grounds that children should not listen to this.
Deadpool: "You are indeed a devil, bastard"
"Hey, are you talking to him?" Laonian came over, took off his hat and saluted Qi Liao politely.
"What's the matter, Mr. Old Nian?" Qi Liao smiled casually, and Old Nian had already adapted to their usual way of greeting each other with a smile.
In fact, even in the old year, I still greet them in a daily way with a smile. That's why Qi Liao didn't say hello at the first moment, but asked what happened.
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