"The pleasure value before was 80. Today it is 120. After a day, you only earned 40?" Qi Liao's cheeks twitched as he looked at his system panel. .

He has tried very hard to please the Yuan Devouring Beast in various ways, but the effect he has achieved can only be considered unsatisfactory.

Although you can still use the idea that something is better than nothing, after all, it has only been two days, and there will be a lot of time in the future, so you can convince yourself that you are right.

But what about when the next Marvel character comes along? To put it bluntly, his life is destined to be different since the system was introduced. If he cannot adapt to it early, he may be seeking his own death.

In fact, he didn't realize it himself. After meeting Parker, he began to desperately want to become stronger.

Although in the past Qi Liao also talked about opening a store and trading fruits. But that was more like whining.

This difference is like students who have been clamoring to do homework before, and white-collar workers who have been clamoring to submit plans as soon as possible. It’s not that I don’t want to finish it, it’s just more of a talk. It wasn't until I saw that the people around me had finished that I started to really panic.

The element-devouring beast looked at Qi Liao's figure. It felt that this man had gone crazy since meeting Parker yesterday, and it was chasing him like crazy. Do all kinds of tricks to please yourself.

The Yuan Devouring Beast didn't know that there was a being in Qi Liao's body that specifically collected his own pleasure points. During this period of time, Qi Liao's flattery was regarded as Qi Liao's request to pay more attention to protecting Qi Liao's life and property.

Although I just feel that this guy's behavior is too licking.

But the Yuan Devouring Beast felt great. If you want to ask why, Qi Liao's licking is indeed very comfortable!

As a professional cat petr, Qi Liao naturally has his own specific techniques. It is no exaggeration to say that Qi Liao can now barely write a book about dog licking.

Because he not only licked the beast, he also licked the cat for several years, and finally succeeded in licking his hand. This was the most irritating thing.

"Qi Liao's experience in licking dogs: Egg yolk seems not to be interested in food. Even if it wants it very much, its pleasure value is not high." 》

Because he didn't go out all day yesterday, he was still attacked by the Green Goblin. This made Qi Liao understand that a non-chief is a non-chief. If he wants to remain a chief, then there will be no safe place in the world.

He didn't go out to distribute leaflets all day yesterday, which frightened Dai Xiapo. He almost thought Qi Liao was chasing the cat and going to hell together.

"I just broke up with Mao'er, she's not dead!" Qi Liao yelled at Dai Xiapo on the other end of the phone.

"When a woman breaks up with you, your position in her heart is already dead."

Dai Xiapo said in a serious manner, so serious that Qi Liao couldn't help but want to throw the phone down and said, "It's a scam, this is it!"

"But now that I have figured it out, I will be attacked by the enemy whether I go out or not, so I might as well go out and distribute leaflets! I can still make money, so there is nothing to be afraid of." Qi Liao said.

"If you really think so, can you let me go on my own?" the Yuan Devouring Beast asked with a dark face.

"No, you must follow! Otherwise, what will I do if I am really in danger..."

In the end, the Yuan Devouring Beast had no choice but to follow him. It was Qi Liao who was holding him back, and it couldn't just slap him to death... It wasn't that it didn't want to, it was just not worth it.

"Brother, it's nothing, she's just a woman." As soon as Dai Xiapo saw Qi Liao, he came over to encourage him. It seemed that he thought Qi Liao was immersed in Mao'er's grief and couldn't get out of it.

"Think of something happy. Breaking up is not all bad. For example, if you think about it this way, you will definitely gain more muscles after breaking up." Dai Xiapo said carelessly.

"Why?" Qi Liao couldn't help but asked, "What does breaking up have to do with your body?"

"It's not the body, it's the muscles. Muscles, left and right arm muscles. Do you know the biceps?"

"Can't you just say Qilin Arm and that's the end of it?!" Qi Liao couldn't help but roll his eyes at him, and then he felt that the action of rolling his eyes might be associated with some sexual things in Dai Xiapo's opinion. Therefore, it will be deliberately controlled and reduced in the future.

"It's no good to say, 'Isn't the Qilin Arm finished?' No, men can't finish it so quickly." Dai Xiapo suddenly thought of something, glanced at Qi Liao sympathetically, patted Qi Liao's butt, and said, "You It’s too fast, be careful with your health.”

"You're using an old joke that's been around for many years! You're going too far!"

"Seriously, I suggest you eat more food that nourishes yin and yang. I see that your body is indeed not very strong now. Pay attention to the mix of meat and vegetables and eat some vegetables."

"Do you know the flow of energy and the circulation of matter? This means that animals eat vegetables, and when I eat animals, the energy will naturally go into my body. It is equivalent to me eating vegetables." Qi Liao crocheted in a serious manner Then, he tried to silence Dai Xiapo with his professional knowledge.

Although he himself had no idea what these things were, it didn't matter, because at this time, just mention a celebrity and say it was him who said it. By the way, the above sentence came from the mouth of Lu Shuren.

Dai Xiapo was confused when he heard the energy flowing out of him. He thought for a moment and said, "Have you ever eaten dog meat?"

Qi Liao fell into silence for a long time, and his mind was automatically flooded with Brother Xueyou's "Shit La Lei" and Brother Feifan.

"Okay, okay, let's hand out the flyers. My friend didn't come yesterday. I almost couldn't complete the task by myself." Dai Xiapo smiled and handed the flyers in his hands to Qi Liao.

"Perhaps you don't know that handing out flyers is also a craft job, and it also requires seriousness and care. You have to pay attention to every detail around you."

Qi Liao "???"

Qi Liao couldn't help but take a breath of cold air. What are you making up here? Distributing flyers is not about making love. Even a child can do this kind of thing, right?

Qi Liao hesitated and asked, "Careful, serious, like?"

"For example, the girl in the cafe next door has a different man sitting across from her every time we date. However, that girl's breasts are indeed quite big. I think I have seen him before when we went to voluntary charity."

"Is this what you mean by seriousness and meticulousness? Does this have anything to do with us distributing leaflets?" Qi Liao was confused, "Also, don't go on to mention your 'voluntary charity'. You don't have anything to do with what you do." Points?"

"It seems like I just told you to be careful and careful, but I didn't ask you to do this at work, right?"

Qi Liao "???"

Why don't you tell me something about work? !

"Haha, I'm just joking with you. Work hard and Mao'er's matter will naturally settle down in the future."

"Well, what I said is true. She will naturally live a happy life after leaving you. Don't think too much about it. You have to know it in your own mind." Dai Xiapo added.

"You are so damn interesting. You are easily beaten." Qi Liao said with a dark face.

"No kidding, I promise, Qi Liao, you are actually quite good. Although you are not handsome, you are gentle, kind, and... forget it, I'm sorry, I really can't make it up anymore."

"You're not going to let me get out of Mao'er's psychological shadow at all, are you! Bastard!!!"

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