Marvel's My Orange Cat Is an Essence Devouring Beast

"I want to go home, I want to go home" "Yeah. Think about it slowly."

"No, Egg Yolk, I want to go home."

"If you say anything about water, I guarantee that you will be unable to eat and walk around." The Yuan Devouring Beast said with a dark face.

"Uh-huh." Qi Liao then cried, "But I really want to go home."

He rolled his eyes and asked the element-eating beast: "You said that if I tell the Wakandan people that I am an alien, as long as they give me a hundred dollars, I can return to China and take away my warship. When I conquer the world in the future, how about letting him be the king of Wakanda?"

Looking at the serious face of the other party, the Yuan Devouring Beast always felt that he was specifically trying to humiliate his own IQ.

"Whether others will believe you, I don't know." The Yuan Devouring Beast stared at him coldly, "But I think at least you will be thrown into prison on the pretext of rebellion."

"Yeah" Qi Liao shook his head and made a helpless gesture, "But I really want to go home. There are people everywhere and no scenery here."

"Go to sleep." The Yuan Devouring Beast said coldly, "When you fall asleep, you will have everything in your dreams."

To Wei Wei's surprise, the other party actually nodded, and then he lay down on the bed obediently, with his hands folded together on his abdomen, exactly like the sleeping posture of the Virgin Mary.

The Yuan Devouring Beast took advantage of the opportunity when he let go and stopped pinching himself. He jumped on the table next to him and looked down at Qi Liao who was lying down.

"Egg yolk, I tried, but I can't sleep, what should I do?"

The Yuan Devouring Beast originally planned to ignore him, but he couldn't help but the other person kept annoying him in his ears.

"In this way, you close your eyes, empty your mind, hold your breath for thirty seconds, inhale for thirty seconds, exhale for thirty seconds, and do this for several rounds."

The other party just hummed and then stopped, and it took a long time before he spoke again.

"I tried it as you said and almost left this beautiful world."

"That's right." The Yuan Devouring Beast said, "I didn't say this is for falling asleep quickly. After these few reincarnations, you will be able to meet the Creator soon."

Qi Liao: ""

"Is it popular to play like this recently?" Qi Liao looked at the element-devouring beast in front of him, and the corner of his mouth twitched.

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"But there is indeed a good way to fall asleep online recently. Do you want to try it?"

"Are you sure this is the normal way to fall asleep?" Qi Liao asked suspiciously.

"Who knows, anyway, it's you who can't sleep, and it's not me who uses this method."

"You" Qi Liao took a breath, listening to the perverse voice in his mind, and couldn't help but fall into deep thought.

"Put a knife against your temple, move it there, and that's it. I just don't know if I can wake up in the future. Anyway, it's very fast. I fall asleep in one second."

"Hit it to whose temple?" Qi Liao took a breath, "Will you die on the spot?"

"Actually, that's not necessarily the case." The Yuan Devouring Beast ignored him and added after thinking, "Others may have died on the spot, but you are different. Don't you have a strong body defense ability?"

"According to the sharpness of ordinary household knives, and assuming the kinetic energy of an adult stabbing with force. Generally, weapons with kinetic energy exceeding 1.8 joules are considered anti-personnel weapons, but as long as they do not hit vulnerable parts, the impact will not be great. More Besides, if it’s you, your endurance should be stronger than the average person.”

"So what kind of trouble are you going to make if you start analyzing it so seriously? I can't really harm myself, right?"

Qi Liao was so angry that he covered his forehead, and his brain ached inside, "Even these methods are not as satisfying as just using your tentacles on my head."

"Whatever you want, I can help you." said the Yuan Devouring Beast.

"Of course it's just a joke. What the hell are you thinking about, you bastard?" Qi Liao became excited and shouted at the other party, "You still have thorns on your tentacles, right? This is the same as taking a mace and opening it directly on my head." What’s the difference? Do you really think I’m stupid?”

"Actually, I thought you should have known this a long time ago." said the Yuan Devouring Beast.

"What good does being angry at me do to you?" Qi Liao was helpless.

"There's no benefit, it's just fun. Yeah."

Qi Liao: ""

"Are you coming?" the Yuan Devouring Beast asked after thinking for a moment, "I'm not kidding to help you fall asleep."

"Of course not," Qi Liao said speechlessly, "What are you thinking about?"

"It's not up to you. I heard people say that if humans say they don't want it, they just want it."

"Where did you hear this?"

Qi Liao watched in horror as the Yuan Devouring Beast suddenly jumped up and pressed down towards him.

"A good boy should know this," Qi Liao murmured, and the orange cat's figure in the sky gradually grew larger and larger in front of his eyes.

"I'm lying to you. I know you won't be able to survive if I really have to slap you with my tentacles."

The body of the Yuan Devouring Beast landed on Qi Liao's belly, and its round body bounced upward slightly.

It swept its tail on Qi Liao's belly as a comfort, but until he finished speaking, there was still no reaction from the other party.

By the time it looked at him, Qi Liao had already rolled his eyes. His mouth was still on the "ah" part of "Don't come over", and it was wide open.

"Pleasure value from the element-devouring beast, 1"

It wordlessly swept this guy's face with its tail, and when it saw that the other guy still didn't respond, it thought with a frown.

"Am I really that fat recently?"

No, definitely not. It must be Qi Liao who is pretending. In other words, it's because his physical condition is too poor. Anyway, it's not his fault. It's definitely not the case.

Moreover, at least it seems that this guy has really fallen asleep, and his efforts have not been in vain.

three days later

Qi Liaoyun touched his head in a fog. In a daze, he saw the element-devouring beast lying next to him, curled up into a ball.

The action of getting up just now woke up the ball next to him, and its consciousness immediately became clear, and it said happily: "You're awake."

"Where is this place?" Qi Liao looked around and pointed at the Yuan Devouring Beast, "Who are you and what am I doing here?"

The element-devouring beast: ""

"Pleasure value from the element-devouring beast, 1"

"Oh, it doesn't matter if you lose your memory. If you give it a try again, your memory will come back."

Qi Liao: "Are you really a devil?"

Qi Liao, filled with grief and anger, saw that he had been exposed and was about to get up. As soon as he stood up, his feet suddenly trembled. If he hadn't been holding on to the table next to him, he would have fallen to the ground and hit the porcelain.

"What's wrong with me? I can't use any strength in my body." Qi Liao was really confused now. He asked the Yuan Devouring Beast in a panic.

"You are doing this because prolonged shock has caused the degeneration of certain things in the body that should not be broken down."

"People talk."

"You have low blood sugar. Just eat some food and you'll be fine." The element-devouring beast was squatting on the table at the moment, its tail hanging by its feet, and it wrapped around its body to wrap its front paws.

The eyes fell on the orange cat through the window, and the shadow cast a mysterious and solemn atmosphere on it.

It's a pity that this guy has facial paralysis