Marvel's My Orange Cat Is an Essence Devouring Beast

"Huh? This..." Qi Liao thought for a while, erasing a zero benefit is not just talk. If he needs to buy something worth tens of millions later, then this is equivalent to hugging the lap of a rich woman, which can save ten years of hard work. Year. .

But is this really good? Qi Liao asked himself in his heart. Now I can't even collect 500 happiness points to unlock the store. Those existences worth hundreds of millions are completely in a parallel world to myself!

This is equivalent to playing "Huang Zhe Nong Yao" in ordinary times. Qi Liao is always reluctant to use skills to clear troops and develop them at the beginning, always wanting to save them to deal a fatal blow to the enemy. The result is that every time you can't use your skills at all, you are overwhelmed by the opponent's level advantage.

This taught him that if you have skills, you should use them now. The most important thing is to develop them first and open a way. Although the benefits later are also very tempting, there will always be a way to get there.

"The system, I'm sure, is going to use this newcomer's benefit on some kind of Malay translation right now."

"Host, is it really okay? Host, you look like you have a painful face." The system was embarrassed for a moment, but before Qi Liao could regret it, such information soon appeared in Qi Liao's mind.

"The coupon has been used, and the product name can be translated into Chinese."

"The original price is 100 pleasure points."

"100 joy points will be paid after the coupon."

"Would you like to buy?"

Qi Liao "???"

"System, please come out to me. I obviously used the newbie coupon, right? Why does the joy value still have to be sold for 100?!" Qi Liao saw that the price of the product had not changed, and he couldn't help but feel a little wise. He asked, "Don't tell me, You are just here to make me happy, any newbie benefits or coupons are all fake!"

At this time, the system changed the voice of a naughty little girl, but this system has actually used the voice of an uncle, a mechanical voice, a royal sister, and a lolita voice. Qi Liao did not believe that this was its original voice.

"Host, how can you slander us? We also have to pay attention to credibility when selling things. Since your coupon has been used, it must be of value. As for the host you said is useless, let me see Just take a moment."

The system had not made any sound for a while, and Qi Liao almost thought it was pretending to be dead so shamelessly. Just when he was about to curse and destroy the system, the system changed his voice again.

"It's like this, host, it's my fault. In fact, the prices of the items sold in our store are all four-digit. If the price is less than four-digit, add a zero in front. In other words, the price of the product you want is actually 0100 What’s the pleasure value?”

"That is to say, it has indeed reduced by zero, from 0100 to 100 joy points, right?!" Qi Liao couldn't help but take a breath, why don't you save it for later? This time it was a complete waste!

"You did it on purpose, didn't you do it on purpose?! Did you just not intend to let me take advantage of you?!"

The system pretended to think for a moment and said, "Host, you guessed it right! You are really a little skr genius."

Qi Liao took a breath again and exclaimed, "You fucking admit it!"

Qi Liao felt that his systematic painting style seemed to be becoming more and more improper! Why!

As if aware of what he was thinking, the system changed its voice again and said, "Maybe it's because it's an after-sales service artificial intelligence. The ones that communicated with the host before were actually dead programs and didn't know how to work around them. How about it? Still using it." Artificial intelligence is more fun, right?”

Qi Liao said in a daze, "Is it... fun to use you? Shit! Please change back to the original dead program!"

"Also, let me ask you about the system, even if you change your voice, why do you want to use my girlfriend Mao'er's voice?"

"Eh? Of course it's because the voice sounds nice, and the information shows that the cat is not your girlfriend. One-sided licking of a dog is not considered love."

"Can you please change the dead program back!!"

The system said in a slightly disappointed tone, "Host, you are making me feel very lost. Oh, even though I have no heart, haha."

"Okay, okay, host, I don't know what you want. You just can't afford the pleasure points. There are still benefits for newcomers. Can the 100 pleasure points be reduced to 20?"

Qi Liao was stunned for a moment, and then said, "How can a black shop like you be so kind? Then can you give me my newcomer coupon..."

"No." The system refused righteously and explained, "If I return that to you, the loss will be too great."

"So you really didn't plan on letting me use that zero-off coupon!!"

Qi Liao looked at the main menu page again and opened the temporary store window. The price of the only "Yuyu translation ability" in it turned out to be only 20 pleasure points.

"But actually, even if I lower it to 20 pleasure points, it's of no use. You still can't afford it."

The system still used Mao'er's voice, which made Qi Liao feel slightly disappointed, but his tone did not soften at all.

"Stop talking nonsense and watch it for me." Qi Liao said fiercely to the system. Because these conversations were all conducted in his mind, in the eyes of Dai Xiapo, Tony, Vision and others outside, Qi Liao was just in a daze for a moment.

Then they saw that Qi Liao, who was in a daze, ignored Tony and Vision in front of him, and grabbed the element-devouring beast into his arms before it could react.

Qi Liao just picked up the cat like no one else...

Tony "???"

The element-devouring beast "???"

Based on Tony's experience of being surrounded by stars everywhere he went, he really couldn't imagine that he would be ignored.

How anxious are you to play with a cat at this time?

Qi Liao's mind was also flooded with the element-devouring beast.

"Pleasure value from the element-devouring beast, 1"

"Pleasure value from the element-devouring beast, 11"

"Pleasure value from the element-devouring beast, 6"

The first one was naturally reduced by one because the Yuan Devouring Beast couldn't figure out why Qi Liao still wanted to fight it on the battlefield. Then slowly it started to feel...

But even though Qi Liao was already working very hard to serve his ancestor, the Yuan Devouring Beast still had a pleasure value of 17. Moreover, after the two pleasure values, no other pleasure values ​​appeared.

This means that there is no such thing as petting a cat for a while and feeling good all the time!

But even so, the previous balance was deducted with 6 left, plus this time the net income happiness value is 16, it is not enough to buy a Yu language translation capability.

"I really didn't expect that you, host, would be so shameless as to masturbate a cat just for pleasure. I really admire you." The system sighed at this moment. Qi Liao's face was also darkened. He understood Tony's temper and wondered if Tony would be unhappy if he ignored him and started petting the cat.

"Stop talking nonsense, say twenty, and don't regret it."

"Of course you won't regret it. Well, the purchase has been successful." The system said, adding, "Also, the host, I want to tell you something. After this time, the host may not be able to see it for a long time." It’s my turn.”

"Really? So good?!"

"There's nothing you can do about it. After all, your after-sales service has expired. Besides, there are so many people with systems in various worlds. People are too busy for small businesses." The system said helplessly.

"But don't worry, I'm just staying with others. I'm not leaving forever. If you want to call me anytime, you can click the emergency contact shortcut on the main menu."

After saying that, Qi Liao dragged the shortcut into the trash can.

The system acted as if it hadn't seen it, and said in a cat's voice with a somewhat sad tone: "Then, farewell, my dear host. Don't be reluctant to leave me."

Qi Liao: "Bah! Get out of here! We've only known each other for less than a day, so we can't bear to do it! Can you stop being so dramatic!"