Marvel's Fairy Chef

"Isn't this the expired big elbow?" Fang Jie twitched the corner of his mouth. How did he travel through time? It's not just the harm caused by this thing. How did it appear here?

"So what disciple? This is the second meeting gift given to you by my master. The last one has expired, so let's consider this to make up for it." Just when they were in a daze, time and space suddenly stopped where they were. After standing down, a middle-aged man wearing the robe of an immortal chef suddenly appeared.

"Old master, why are you here?" When Fang Ling saw the person coming, he flew out of the chef's sea of ​​consciousness.

"Well, it's Xiaolongbao. It's been a long time. I'm sorry, I just forgot to remind this guy that the flying sword can only be used after he has successfully overcome the tribulation." The visitor coughed twice in embarrassment: "What's the point of apologizing? , please consider this as an apology." After saying that, he handed the big plate of elbows to Fang Jie.

"Then I'm not going through a tribulation." The chef pointed at the still heavenly tribulation in the sky and said, "Why don't we wait until I've gone through the tribulation?"

"What kind of calamity is there to overcome? Didn't you fool me into overcoming the immortal calamity?" The middle-aged man glanced outside the air-raid shelter and said with some surprise: "What a good boy, we haven't seen each other for only a few minutes, and he actually shattered his pill and became a baby." . Not bad, very good.”

"Haha, it's just a joke. It doesn't deserve Master's praise." The chef couldn't help but feel a little complacent after being praised like this by the visitor. He just said humbly: "It's just that this catastrophe is a bit weird, and it actually turned into a modern one." The weapons are attacking me, and this third wave of heavenly calamity is also very strange. It’s been a long time and it still hasn’t come down.”

"I've seen any catastrophes weirder than this." The middle-aged man chuckled and said he was used to it: "Forget it, who called you my disciple? I will help you deal with these three small catastrophes as a teacher." After finishing speaking, the middle-aged man waved his hand towards the calamity, and then the calamity cloud disappeared as if it had been erased by an eraser.

"It can still be operated like this." The chef looked happy. He had just managed to survive the wave of missiles with great effort. He was really not sure about the third wave of catastrophe. Fortunately, his extremely awesome master appeared in time. , otherwise this catastrophe would really require an atom to pop out, and I would really be in trouble today.

"That's right, don't look at who I am." The middle-aged man was very satisfied when he saw the shocked expression of the chef: "Well, since the catastrophe has passed and I have delivered the things, I will leave now. Guys, please work hard, you will disgrace our fairy chef."

As the middle-aged people left, the originally static space was restored again.

"Didn't you say there were three waves of catastrophe? Why are they gone?" Iron Man immediately flew to the chef's air-raid shelter when he saw the tribulation cloud disappearing.

"Hehe, I have a good character, so naturally this disaster will be over." The chef smiled proudly: "By the way, what did you do with that camera just now?"

"Well, isn't it? You read it wrong." Stark hid the phone in his arms and said, "By the way, how do you feel after passing through the tribulation? If the next step is to shatter the void and reach eternal bliss?"

"You're upset because I'm not dead, right?" The big chef twitched his lips. Can this big shit talk? Is Yongdeng Bliss a compliment?

"Well, what is this?" Iron Man, knowing that he said the wrong thing, quickly changed the subject, pointed to a plate of big elbows on the ground and said, "Is it the welfare after you successfully overcome the tribulation?"

"Zou Kai, this is what Master I gave you. It's not your share." Seeing Stark trying to take the elbow away, the chef immediately grabbed it.

"Hey, we are brothers, let's share the good things." Stark was not happy. I don't know who taught this chef the habit of eating alone.

"I'll just take a small bite." Seeing the chef protecting the food, Stark couldn't help but said, "How can you finish eating such a big elbow by yourself?"

"I want you to take care of it." Seeing Stark trying to grab it, the chef opened his mouth and bit the big elbow. However, as soon as the chef took his first bite, Stark in front of him shattered like glass.

"Pill" Suddenly realized something, the chef wanted to spit out the elbow, but unfortunately the latter bit it too quickly, and part of the elbow had already entered his stomach.

"Foodie" Fang Ling looked at the unconscious Fang Jie outside the illusion and couldn't help but hold his forehead. He didn't expect that the last of these three small tribulations would be the inner demon tribulation. Now it’s okay, what should I do?

"Ah!" Just when Fang Ling was at a loss, the unconscious chef suddenly jumped up from the ground: "Fuck you, this elbow is too unpalatable."

"Are you okay?" Fang Ling was surprised as he looked at the awakened chef. Could it be that this guy has defeated his inner demons?

"What's the matter? Come on, I want to drink water. Who is so wicked to put so many chili peppers in that elbow? Bah, bah, bah, it feels like my throat can spit fire now." The chef opened his mouth, but a bolt of thunder and fire came out of him. Squirted out of his mouth.

"This is the thunder and fire in the heavenly calamity." Fang Ling took a few steps back, her beautiful eyes twitching wildly. This thing is very deadly to the spirit body, even she, as a cooking spirit, can't Dare to touch it at will, but after the chef ate such a piece, the latter actually jumped around like nothing happened.

"Ah, I'm saved." He ran to a small pond in the distance. The chef buried himself in the pond, and after hearing a hissing sound, the chef actually drank up all the water in the pond. .

"That's it." After the chef returned to normal, Fang Ling couldn't help but roll his eyes after checking several times. Unexpectedly, this guy's useless physique actually saved his life. Those terrifying thunder fires entered the chef's body for a long time, because the latter's meridians are naturally isolated from the power of heaven and earth. Those thunder fires that were supposed to destroy the body's meridians and soul actually It didn’t cause the slightest harm to the chef. In the end, he was digested by the chef as food. If the Heavenly Tribulation Management Committee found out about this, I really don’t know whether to cry or laugh.

"Second brother, are you okay?" This time the real Iron Man appeared, carrying a huge testing equipment and said: "Hurry up and lie down, let me see if there are any changes."

"You" the chef is speechless. I have just survived the tribulation. You don't care about my safety and instead rush to collect data. You really have no conscience at all. Well, our friendship is over.

"You're really fine." Stark looked innocent when he looked at the chef who wanted to kill someone. As scientists, what we are most concerned about is naturally the data of the experimental subjects has changed. This is an occupational disease. You can't blame me.

"Do you think I'm in trouble?" The chef removed the testing equipment on his body and said, "Did you find any problems?" The chef learned from Fang Ling that he actually ate such a terrifying thing at the instigation of his inner demons. , this will naturally make you worry about your own changes.

"Well, your body is fine, but forget it, you'd better see for yourself." Stark said and handed a mirror to Fang Jie.

"Ah, it's really gone." The chef looked at his big bald head in the mirror and couldn't help but think, wuwuwu, I'm bald, I'm really bald.

"Second brother, please be more open-minded. Look at that Nick. He's been bald for so many years, and he still doesn't have trouble thinking about it." Seeing the despair on the chef's face, Stark couldn't help but speak out to enlighten him.

Nick:

"Master, where have you gone?" Just when Fang Jie was still thinking about his lost hair, Uncle Fu called.

"What's wrong?" The chef silently picked up the hair scattered on the ground. He heard that the current hair transplant technology is very good. Do you want to try it yourself?

"We have a guest at home. It's the one who was caught peeping in the women's bathroom. He said he came to ask you for a hammer." Forbes said on the other end of the phone, looking at Thor who was still wandering around in the ruins.

The chef "Thor" looked at the Thor's hammer with only one handle left on the ground. He didn't know if there was any after-sales service for this Thor's hammer.

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