One Punch Naruto

"That...Sakura...that..." Naruto blushed and touched the index fingers of his hands, looking very confused. .biquge

"I said, if you have something to do, tell me quickly and don't wait here. I don't have that much time to waste with you. If nothing happens, I will leave. No, you should leave quickly and don't bother me here. Me." Sakura said impatiently with her back leaning against the big tree, arms folded, squinting at Naruto who was standing in front of her.

The two of them are now in the forest of Konoha, where Sakura's secret base is.

Twenty days have passed for the one-month preparation time given by the Third Hokage before the third exam. During this period, Sakura will practice here in her secret base every day to make the final guarantee for the success of her plan. .

Sakura's secret base is the large tree hole she discovered when she was a child. She used to play here with Ino when she was young, but later they broke up because of the two pillars and never came there again.

Although the two reconciled after that, Sakura was no longer interested in playing such childish games, so she used this base as a place for training. It was also here that she met Uchiha Itachi.

Today she was practicing as before, but Naruto suddenly came to see her, but he still refused to explain his purpose.

"That... that..." Although Sakura had said this, it had no effect. Naruto was still very confused.

Naruto thought crazily in his heart: What should I do? The lecherous sage said that if you want to truly learn psychic skills, you must hug your sweetheart, but if you really do this, Sakura will definitely be angry. , what should Sakura do if she wants to beat herself up?

Naruto imagined the scene of an angry Sakura beating him, and couldn't help but shudder. Not to mention the psychic technique, it was not certain whether his life could be saved.

However, although he hesitated for a long time, he finally made up his mind.

Naruto's eyes narrowed and he didn't care. As long as he could channel those toads like the lustful immortal instead of these useless tadpoles now, he would accept even being beaten up by Sakura.

"Sakura..." Naruto said, taking a step forward and extending his hands at the same time, ready to hug Sakura when she wasn't paying attention.

But before he could reach out, Sakura had already turned her head to look at him, flashed her fists, and threatened: "Naruto, my patience has run out. If you don't tell me what you are here for, then what will happen?" Just don’t blame me.”

"Uh..." Naruto's body froze in place, with a few drops of cold sweat dripping from his forehead. He looked at Sakura's white fists, and for a moment, the painful memories of being beaten by Sakura with Sasuke over the years came flooding back. In my heart, the determination I had just made up with so much difficulty was instantly forgotten.

Naruto said honestly: "Sakura, that's actually the case."

"I met a guy named Lustful Sennin. He knocked out that idiot pervert Ebisu, so I asked him to help me practice. He agreed, and then he taught me a very powerful ninja. It’s a skill, but I’ve never been able to learn it.”

"So what does this have to do with you coming to me? Anyone who teaches you can't make you learn it, let alone me." Sakura asked. She vaguely remembered that Naruto seemed to be unable to learn psychic skills at first, or that although he learned it, it was of no use and could only channel a group of tadpoles with no fighting power. Later, he relied on the chakra of the Kyuubi. Only then did Wen Tai be summoned.

"Hehe." Naruto scratched his head in embarrassment: "That's right, the lustful immortal told me that as long as you hug the person you like, you can learn psychic skills, so I came to find you."

"Do you believe this?" Sakura looked at Naruto speechlessly.

"Luxury Sento, he promised me that he would live well, and he would definitely not lie to me." Naruto said with confidence.

"Haha... haha", Sakura was completely speechless and thought to herself: I know you are an idiot, but I didn't expect that your level of idiot was beyond my expectation.

Sakura also thought about it now. It seemed that Jiraiya did fool Naruto like this in the anime, and Naruto did so, but in the end not only did he not succeed in hugging him, but he was beaten by the original Sakura brother. One punch.

Wait, thinking of this, Sakura was suddenly startled, and then looked at Naruto with an unkind expression: "So, what you did just now was just to hug me while I wasn't paying attention, right?"

"Of course not, how could I do that?" Naruto waved his hands in denial.

Looking at Sakura's appearance, if he dares to tell the truth, he will definitely be beaten up by Sakura. If he really succeeds, then it will be fine, but now he has done nothing at all, and he will be beaten like this. What an injustice.

However, Sakura was not that easy to fool, and asked: "If you really didn't plan to do this, then why did you hesitate for so long before? You waited until now to tell the truth."

Sakura continued: "And if you really didn't plan to do this, you wouldn't have come to me at all."

"Uh... this... this..." Naruto couldn't think of how to explain it for a moment. His brain was not very good at other aspects except fighting.

"It seems I was right, you have nothing to say."

"How dare you set your sights on me? Hum, it seems like you haven't been beaten by me for a long time. You miss that feeling, don't you?" Sakura walked up to Naruto and looked at him condescendingly. No way, even if you don't talk about aura, Naruto, who is still a short winter melon, is indeed shorter than Sakura in height.

At this moment, Sakura's eyes flashed as a figure appeared behind Naruto.

Naruto turned his head and looked over and said in surprise: "Luxury Immortal, why are you here?"

"Naruto, I watched your performance throughout the whole process. It really disappoints me. If you act so cowardly in front of girls, they will never like you." Jiraiya Patting Naruto on the shoulder, he said with an iron heart.

"Who are you?" Sakura asked knowingly as she looked at Jiraiya who suddenly appeared.

There was no way, although Sakura recognized Jiraiya at a glance, but Jiraiya had been away from home for many years, and there were no photos of him in Konoha, so Sakura had never seen him in her life. If she It would be unreasonable to act like he was familiar with Jiraiya's appearance.

"Hey, Sakura, he is the lecherous sage I told you. He is the one who taught me the art of psychics." Before Jiraiya could speak, Naruto answered for him first.

Sakura crossed her arms and said, "Landful Sento? He should be Jiraiya, one of the three ninjas of Konoha Village."

Naruto wondered: "Sannin? What is that?"

Jiraiya frowned and asked: "Little girl, how do you know my name?"

Sakura spread her hands and said: "Naruto told me that you can summon toads. As far as I know, the only person who can summon toads in the ninja world is Jiraiya who was once among the three ninjas of Konoha. Plus, you don't have a toad on your head." Konoha's forehead protector, and the Sannin don't wear forehead protectors, and Naruto said that you knocked out Ebisu with one blow. For such a powerful person, if he is a ninja of unknown origin, I think Hokage-sama I shouldn’t let you wander around Konoha.”

After Sakura finished speaking, Jiraiya thought to himself: I didn't expect that this little girl at such a young age would be so sharp and could guess my identity with just such a few clues.

In fact, he was completely misled by Sakura. After knowing the plot, he could come up with a seemingly flawless reason to stall him by just using his brain.

Jiraiya pulled Naruto to the side, patted him on the shoulder and said: "Naruto, you have good taste. This little girl is indeed very good, but let me tell you, if you are still the same as before, then she I will never fall in love with you in my life."

Naruto widened his eyes and asked, "Then what should I do to make Sakura fall in love with me?"

Jiraiya looked like he was asking the right person, and said: "Tell you, first of all, you have to change yourself, you must take the initiative in getting along with her, and you can no longer be as submissive as before, and then... "

"Please, a loser in relationships, please stop pretending to be a lover, okay?" Just as Jiraiya was eloquent, Sakura looked at him and said with contempt.

"Loser in relationships? What does that mean, Sakura." Naruto asked.

Sakura replied lazily: "I heard from others that among the three ninjas, Jiraiya has always liked Tsunade, but he only dared to talk about it and never dared to take action. In the end, Tsunade fell in love with him. If he falls in love with someone else, of course he is a loser."

"Lovable Sennin, is what Sakura said true?" Naruto asked Jiraiya curiously.

Jiraiya said harshly: "Of course... it's impossible. The rumors are all nonsense. I'm an immortal. How could I fail to pursue a girl?"

"By the way, Naruto, I've thought of another way for you to learn necromancy. Let's try it quickly."

"Ah."

Seeing the two people leaving in a hurry, Sakura shook her head: "Two idiots."