The last elf

There is a kind of pain that is heartbreaking; there is a kind of pain that is heartbreaking; there is a kind of pain that is indescribable. .biqugev

"Oh my god! It hurts me so much!"

At this time, I was lying on the bed and wailing miserably. No one except Jiang Yuebai knew what terrible things I had experienced last night.

"Isn't it just a pain in the butt? You've been screaming since last night, so it shouldn't be a problem, right?" Jiang Yuebai said while watching TV.

"Those two old guys kicked my butt twelve times with size 42 shoes! If it were you, you would definitely scream worse than me!!!"

I roared unwillingly, and at the same time I covered my buttocks and wailed. I felt like my body was swollen so much that it looked like it wouldn't get better in a week or two.

"Who asked you to make the masters angry and embarrass them?"

"But I also helped them choose clothes! What's more, I was thinking about everyone, so why was it me who got hurt in the end? Why is that?!"

Jiang Yuebai was about to speak, when Lulu came in jumping up and down. This little girl seemed to be like a normal person all day long. She should be found by walking around here and jumping around a few times. Something was done.

I plan to let Lulu go to elementary school when Hu Shuirong and I go to college in Nanchang, because I went to kindergarten when I was four years old. Now she is five years old and has reached the age of elementary school. By then, let Li Zhiyue and Xueying and the others take care of her together, hoping that Lulu’s academic performance will be better than that of a father like me, otherwise one generation will really be inferior to the other!

After Lulu came in, she climbed onto the bed. She first tugged on my trousers with her hand, then pointed outside, and then made an eating gesture, which meant that she asked me to go out for breakfast.

"I can't eat. My butt hurts so much. It's hard to get out of bed. Go ask your mother to bring it in and feed me."

Just when Lulu was hesitant to call Xueying, Jiang Yuebai spoke up: "Don't listen to him. You have to be fed even after having breakfast. You really deserve a beating. Beat me! Beat me hard!"

I became anxious when I heard this: "Hey! Don't listen to him! I'm your father! Your biological father!!!"

Later, Lulu hesitated for a long time and finally slapped my butt.

Since then, I have also understood what a naughty child is. I bet that Lulu will be a disaster for the country and the people when she grows up! Because she dared to attack her father at such a young age. I remember she even hit Xueying with a snowball before!

After breakfast, I was planning to walk around the streets with Jiang Yuebai to get familiar with the surrounding environment. At this time, Big Fatty Zhang called and said, "Brother Feng, I heard that my sister-in-law said you were relegated? So where are you now?" where?"

"Harbin, what's wrong?"

"Wow! Why did you run so far away?"

"Why are you asking this? Children, don't ask so many questions! If you fart, just let it go, I have something else to do!"

"Oh, I'm playing league with Daxiong in the Internet cafe, will you come?"

"Come on! It's just lol! I can hit five with one! Wait, I'll turn on the computer now, district seven, right?"

At this time, Jiang Yuebai heard it and immediately turned off the TV and came over and said: "Tiger Peak? Add me, I also have a number."

The hotel we stayed in had computers, so we didn’t need to go to the Internet cafe to play, and the Internet speed here was not bad, so Jiang Yuebai and I each turned on a computer, and just like that, the four black games began.

"Brother Feng, you should play support!"

As soon as I entered the voice chat, Big Fatty Zhang said to me like this.

"I'm going to kill your whole family! You're a gold- guy and you want me, a platinum master, to help you? Are you crazy about this?" I immediately exploded upon hearing this.

"Brother Feng, listen to me first! I play jungle, you choose support, I teach you a new routine, you follow me to invade the opponent's jungle, let our ADC develop in the bottom lane, and wait for us to capture the opponent's jungle Don’t dare to enter the jungle and then grab the bot lane!”

I thought about it, this routine sounded very 6-ish, and it made sense, so I chose the auxiliary position.

"What kind of jungle do you play?"

"Blind monk! Let me tell you, I am very good at using the blind monk!"

"..."

When I heard him talking about using Li Qing, I was shocked on the spot. Then I looked at the ID of this guy: I will achieve your 20 with both hands.

After reading it, my heart suddenly dropped a lot, I guess I will kneel down in this game...

Let’s look at the top laner Thunder Roar chosen by Big Bear. This fits him quite well, maybe he is his natal hero.

But thinking about the team battle that was about to start soon, and you rushed up to carry a back, but he flew up and kicked him back, I wanted to retreat in an instant. I guessed that I would definitely lose this game. This is so ridiculous. …

But in the end, I chose to believe Jiang Yuebai and hoped that he would be normal.

Fortunately, Jiang Yuebai chose the Dark Leader with explosive output, and his proficiency and winning rate with this hero are quite high, so I plan to choose the Dawn Goddess with strong control ability to assist in group fights. At that time, we would only protect Jiang Yuebai. Of course, if our ADC knew how to play, that would be a different matter.

After a while, the game started.

We are on the red side, so of course we helped Zhang Dapang get the blue buff. After getting it, I sent a line of text to our adc saying: "The jungler and I will invade the opponent's jungle area. You develop alone in the bottom lane, and your positioning is cool." One point, you must hold on!”

After a few seconds, our ADC replied: "20."

"2 You are paralyzed! Brother Feng, let's catch the opponent and show him! With me as a blind man, it will be difficult for the opponent not to make 20 shots!"

I took a deep breath when I heard what Big Fatty Zhang said. I knew that this damn fat guy couldn't boast, and something would happen if he did, so I planned to wait until the other guy was really caught by us before I could praise him again.

After getting the blue buff, Big Fatty Zhang and I went to the opposite jungle area. But when we arrived at the opposite red buff area, we saw the three wild monsters standing there, but there was no trace of the opposite jungler. What does it mean? This means that the opponent's jungler has gone to steal our red buff! ! !

"Huh? Where are the people? They're usually here!" Big Fatty Zhang asked doubtfully.

"You're paralyzed! He went to steal our red buff!" I yelled angrily.

But after I finished scolding, I was shocked again: No! Big bears are in danger!

After taking the red buff, the opponent's jungler will be at level two. If you try to catch the top laner, Big Bear will die! Because the opponent's jungler is a weapons master! Coupled with the slowing effect of the red buff, even if the flash is handed in, it may not help, not to mention that the opponent's top laner is a deep sea titan with super control ability!

Sure enough, there was a scream on the road, and a bloodbath occurred.

I quickly moved the camera to the upper road, and saw the weapon master and the Titan of the Deep Sea on the opposite side of the road, together they fucked our big bear and walked away.

"..."

After being speechless for a while, Big Fatty Zhang said: "Fuck! He will definitely get the blue buff next. Brother Feng, come with me to kill him!"

I swallowed, feeling that things were not that simple.

I was looking for traces of the opposite jungler in the enemy jungle with the blind brother controlled by Zhang Dapang, when suddenly there was another scream from our adc in the bottom lane.

It turned out that he was hooked by the auxiliary robot on the opposite side...

In less than three minutes, our bottom lane exploded. Our adc was so frightened that he didn't even dare to go out to replenish his troops. He could only hide under the tower and tremble.

Alas, it was actually quite difficult for him, because an arrow of punishment like his without displacement was no different in front of a robot than a meat bun in front of a dog.

The bottom lane was penetrated by the opponent, and our Big Bear was also wildly targeted by the opponent's jungler weapon master. In the middle lane, Jiang Yuebai was relatively stable, and there was no movement for a long time.

"Big Fatty Zhang, tell me honestly, who did you learn this trick from? Look, it's almost seven minutes now. I've been following you for so long and I haven't even caught you." I He suppressed the anger in his heart and said to Big Fatty Zhang.

"No...it's okay. Let's play as a team. Watch me kick five of them later. Then you should be careful to use your power to control the crispy ones on the other side."

"Okay, I will trust you one last time."

So we started to team up in the middle.

Annie, the short-legged mid laner on the opposite side, made a mistake in her positioning. Zhang Dapang couldn't help but hit him with a Q, but he missed the target.

"I x you..."

Before I could curse out, Big Fatty Zhang quickly explained: "It doesn't matter! Watch me dodge!"

"No! The other four people on the other side are gone!"

But it was too late.

"Dang!!! It!!!"

Big Fatty Zhang flashed to Annie's side and then swung his tail and kicked Annie into the grass in the river.

"Grass mud horse! You don't know how to do a roundhouse kick! Your uncle is really blind, isn't he? Where are you going to kick!"

"Brother Feng, hurry up and control her!" Big Fatty Zhang shouted.

"Control your sister! There is no vision in that grass!"

"Don't be afraid! I'm behind you! Go and fight her!!!"

Hey, let’s just give it a try. At worst, I can replace an assistant with a mid laner from the opposite side, and the result will not be a loss.

So I gritted my teeth and pointed a Zenith Blade toward the grass. The moment I pointed it, I flew over, which meant that I had control.

Die! Eat as big as me! ! !

When I was about to activate my ultimate move, Solar Flare, I saw five people standing in the grass...

It turned out that the other four people had already laid an ambush in the grass, waiting for us to enter the grass.

"Holy crap! So many people!? Let's retreat first! Brother Feng, stop the rear!!!"

After Zhang Fatty finished speaking, he took the other three of us and ran away.

"Big Fatty Zhang! How dare you betray me! I will fuck you!!!"

As you can imagine, the result was that I was pushed to the ground and rubbed harshly by the five beasts opposite me...

Jiang Yuebai performed well in the subsequent team battle, so I chose to give up our adc and focus on protecting his Syndra.

But after all, it is difficult for one to defeat five. After the big dragon was wiped out in a wave, we could only watch our family's crystals being smashed by them.

Looking at the word "failure" displayed on the computer screen, I have the urge to fly back to Leping right now and strangle Big Fatty Zhang to death, just to play with his uncle's blindness! It's as if you're paralyzed.

"Brother Feng...what, I made a mistake this round, don't be angry."

I clenched my fists and said to him: "You are so cute, how can I bear to be angry with you? I just want to love you properly when I go back, and then I will show you what a real raptor's tail wagging is. Just wait for me."

After saying that, I turned off the voice and lay on the sofa with a depressed look on my face.

Seeing me like this, Jiang Yuebai also turned off the computer, then walked over to me and said, "Don't be downcast, let's go out for a walk."

I nodded, feeling that it was really unnecessary to be unhappy just for a game, so I called Xueying, Yuxi and Li Zhiyue to go shopping together.

The temperature in Harbin has not changed much. Although the sun is shining now, the temperature is still very low, and the wind hurts my face.

Jiang Yuebai asked me as he walked: "Junior brother, which school do you plan to apply for during the college entrance examination?"

"Rongrong said she wanted to get into JX Normal University, so I followed her."

"What?! JX Normal University?!" Jiang Yuebai looked very excited after hearing this.

"Yeah, what's wrong?"

"We are of the same mind, Xiaodie and I are also planning to take the entrance examination to JX Normal University!"

"Ah? Did I hear you correctly? Haven't you two stopped going to school a long time ago? Can you still take the college entrance examination? So you haven't gone to class for so long, will you be able to pass the exam then?" I asked with wide eyes after listening. .

"I have discussed this with our class teacher a long time ago. He promised to help me and Xiaodie apply for the exam, and the fee will be deducted from our poverty bursary. Moreover, I often call him to ask questions. As for what you just mentioned about us I haven’t gone to class for a long time, and I was worried that we would not pass the exam. I had already brought all the books and textbooks with me on the day I entered the detention center. I study by myself every day, and from time to time I go to Wuyi Mountain to study with Xiaodie. , so our academic performance has not declined."

After listening to Jiang Yuebai's words, I felt that I was really not on the same level as him. He, Xiaodie and Rongrong all had very good academic performance, but I was the worst in academic performance. What a shame! It was all thrown into the sky...

At this time, a store on the street was playing a song. Although I had never heard it, it was very nice, and I could tell who sang it, because the voice was very familiar to me.

This song was sung by ****yu, but I don’t know what the title is.

I asked Jiang Yuebai, and Jiang Yuebai replied: "Painting."

After hearing what he said, I quickly searched on my phone and found that it was really about painting faces.

When I heard the sentence "Even if love is thunder from the sky and fire from the earth, I will not dodge.", one word immediately came to my mind: thunder disaster.

When I think of the Heavenly Thunder Tribulation, I think of Ahri again.

"Xueying, let's go find Ahri."

After hearing this, Xueying looked at me and said, "I thought you had forgotten about this matter since you got here. Fortunately, you still remember."

After hearing what Xueying said, I lowered my head, not knowing what to say.

After a while, I said to Jiang Yuebai: "Senior brother, Xueying, Yuxi, I, and I are going to do something. You go back and tell the masters, if... I mean if..."

"If we can't come back, please help me take care of Lulu and Rongrong."

After hearing this, Jiang Yuebai asked: "What is so dangerous? Can I go with you too?"

"No, this matter happened because of us, so in the final analysis we still have to solve it. I hope you understand me."

After hearing this, Jiang Yuebai was silent for a while and said, "Okay, you must be more careful. If it doesn't work, come back and we can find a solution together."

I nodded, but I didn't know if I could really come back from this trip. After all, Mrs. Hu was so powerful that the three of us would not be her opponents at all.

(End of this chapter)