The last elf

I got up early the next morning. After washing, I took my bank card to the bank and withdrew several thousand yuan. Then I rushed to school without even eating breakfast. .biqugev

If you think I am here to study, you are totally wrong. I am here to avoid relegation.

What is relegation? Those who are unable to successfully complete their studies due to personal reasons during schooling can leave the campus through a contract signed with the school, but their personal study hours will still proceed normally. Generally speaking, they will pay money and wait for the college entrance examination. This period does not require Going to school is equivalent to getting a place in the school. When the college entrance examination is about to take place, the school will notify you to take the exam.

At this time, the head teacher hadn't come yet, so in order to kill the boredom, I had to sit on the balcony in the corridor and swing my legs back and forth, humming a little tune, which was so annoying.

"Classmate, it's dangerous! Be careful of falling!"

At this time, a girl came over and shouted to me.

It's hair loss. If you don't push me, I won't fall off! I thought to myself.

Then I carefully looked at the girl in front of me. She wasn't very good-looking, but she wasn't ugly either, so she was okay, so I immediately had the idea of ​​teasing her.

"Wow wow wow! My girlfriend doesn't want me anymore! I like her so much, but she actually ran away with a pretty boy! Oh my god! I can't live anymore!"

I pretended to cry and looked like I was about to jump off. Although this was the third floor, I might not die if I fell, but at least I would have broken bones, right? Maybe if you fall headfirst to the ground, you might get a concussion or something...

Sure enough, she was fooled. Seeing my heartbroken look, she shouted anxiously: "Don't jump! If you lose your girlfriend, you can find her again! If you fall and die, you will never find her again!"

Ouch, that makes sense, but it's useless. It still can't change my mind about teasing her.

So I thought about it and said, "Can you be my girlfriend?"

"Ah? I..." The girl hesitated upon hearing this, but it doesn't matter, I have a trick!

"I knew you didn't want me either... Sigh, there's no point in living for me anymore..."

I pretended to wipe my tears and stretched my legs out of the balcony.

"I promise you!"

"real?!"

When I heard this, I immediately pulled my legs back, and then asked in surprise, "What did you say? I didn't hear clearly."

"I said...I promise to be your girlfriend..."

"You are so coy and have no sincerity at all. You must be saying this because you want to coax me to come down temporarily. Alas... I'd better continue to jump on my building..."

After I finished speaking, I stretched my legs out of the balcony.

"I promise to be your girlfriend!!!"

……

Mai Ga.

The girl yelled, and her words resounded throughout the building. It was so ridiculous...

"But I don't agree! Hahaha!!!"

It was so satisfying that the girl looked at me for a while, then immediately ran into her class after realizing that I was teasing her. After five seconds, she rushed out with a big set of triangles in her hand.

"Hey? What are you going to do? Hey! Oh, I'm falling!!!"

When I saw the murderous look on her face, the girl immediately ran down from the balcony, and then she ran as fast as she could, with her chasing after her desperately.

Damn, you chased me eight streets, all because I looked like your father...

I bet that if she catches up, my skin will peel off even if I don't die, and maybe there will be a few more holes in my body.

I was really desperate and had no choice but to sneak into the men's room, but what I never expected was...she actually rushed in too!

"Wow!!!"

Suddenly, a large group of guys who were peeing and urinating ran out with their pants lifted. I didn’t know what it felt like, but it was pretty fucked up anyway.

Fortunately, the men's room has a back door. After I rushed out from the back door, I ran towards the main road, trying to get rid of her while there were many people, but she seemed to be determined not to give up if she couldn't catch me. I felt that if If I'm caught up, even if the Monkey King comes, he won't be able to save me. He probably won't dare to save me...

Suddenly I saw the head teacher coming, hoping she could save my life.

"Teacher, teacher, she hit me!!!"

I quickly ducked behind the class teacher and circled around her and the girl, fearing that she would accidentally poke her to death.

"What's wrong? What's wrong? Is this?!"

The head teacher immediately separated us when he saw us.

"Help..."

what.

After that, I don’t know what the head teacher said to the girl, and the matter just passed.

"Bai Yunfeng, you are so good. You made people chase you for so long. Do you want to go to heaven?"

"Teacher...can you tell me what you said to her before she would give up?"

"Congenital deficiencies, split personality, psychosis and ADHD at the same time, what happened?"

"No...I'm just here to avoid relegation..."

"Relegation? What's the point of relegation?"

"My seventh uncle died last night..."

I don't know what my expression was like when I walked out of school. Although I was saved, I was severely criticized by the principal and the head teacher. The feeling was worse than the death of my grandma.

Alas, it’s too late. It’s better to fill up your stomach quickly and go to the detention center to find Liang Daxian. It’s no longer fun here. Now I really want to feel the heroic feelings of Northeastern men and the generous character of Northeastern girls. I heard that there are They are very generous people, I wonder if they would fight back if I punched them?

In Leping, the most popular breakfast is fried noodles. There is a saying that if you have never eaten Leping fried noodles, how dare you say that you are from Leping? But I don’t like to eat fried noodles, it’s too oily. I really like to eat mixed noodles, and Leping’s xiaolongbao, which are also very delicious and cheap. With a bowl of soy milk or yogurt, I’ll have it for breakfast. Get the thief.

After finishing the meal, we ran quickly to check out. When we rushed back to the rental house, Xueying and the others had just finished their breakfast. Just before we left, Lulu ran over.

She stretched out her little hands toward us for a hug, as if she already knew we were leaving.

"Master, should we take Lulu with us?" Yu Xi asked.

I looked at Lulu, then at Li Zhiyue, and after thinking for a while I said, "Take! Sister Xiaoyue is going with us too!"

"Ah? Should I go too? If we all leave, who will look after the house?"

"It doesn't matter. When we leave, put the key in the flower pot at the gate. I will ask Rongrong to come and check on it every once in a while."

I can't keep anyone at home because I have considered that Xue Ying and Yu Xi have gone to the Northeast with me. If Han Xiang suddenly breaks into my house, what will Sister Xiaoyue and Lulu do? Although Xueying said that Lulu will be very powerful in the future, after all, she is still young and cannot resist Han Xiang, so it is best for everyone to go together.

We didn't bring any luggage to the Northeast this time. We were all empty-handed. Only Li Zhiyue brought a bag. In addition to some of her cosmetics, it also had a lock. This was to prevent emergencies.

When the five of us arrived at the detention center, Liang Daxian and Jiang Yuebai were already waiting at the door. To my surprise, Liang Banxian also came.

Liang Banxian's eyes started to light up as soon as he saw Li Zhiyue. This old pervert really makes people want to beat him up. But if you think about it carefully, it is understandable, because Li Zhiyue is in the most proud and most charming period of a woman's life. Due to her age and the fact that she is really beautiful, it is normal for Liang Banxian to have this expression.

"Eh? Yunfeng?!"

Suddenly I heard someone calling me. I turned around and saw that it was Brother Zhang.

Brother Zhang has lost weight, and I can clearly see the vicissitudes of life on his face, but his masculinity has never changed. If I remember correctly, he is already thirty years old this year, and her daughter is only six or seven years old. Lulu is a little older (Lulu is five years old this year) and I also heard Liang Daxian say that her wife passed away two years ago and he is now single.

"Brother Zhang, long time no see! Are you okay?" I ran over and hugged him, and he hugged me too, nodding his head and saying, "Okay! Okay..."

But I feel that he is not doing well, because his daughter is still in elementary school and he has to bear the entire family's expenses alone. He must be under a lot of pressure. The most important thing is that he needs someone to take care of him.

As the saying goes, if there are no women in a home, it is not called a home.

After seeing this, I believe everyone should know what I think.

That's right! I want to help Brother Zhang introduce a woman!

And this woman is my nanny Li Zhiyue!

Li Zhiyue is twenty-five years old this year and is a good match for Brother Zhang. I decided to ask them what their first impressions were.

"Brother Zhang, that is my nanny. She is twenty-five years old. What do you think?" I pointed at Li Zhiyue and said to Brother Zhang.

Brother Zhang looked at Li Zhiyue, then smiled and said, "Very beautiful!"

Okay, there should be no problem here. Let’s look at Li Zhiyue’s side.

I came to Li Zhiyue and asked her softly: "Sister Xiaoyue, do you have a boyfriend?"

After hearing this, Li Zhiyue rolled her eyes at me and said, "Are you kidding me? It's not like you don't know what I did before. Who dares to want me now?"

ok, it looks like there is a chance.

So I pulled Li Zhiyue to Brother Zhang, then leaned into his ear and said: "Brother Zhang, a home without a woman is really not like a home. As for my nanny, she has no family, no children, and no boyfriend. Do you think you two can live together?"

"What? This is not a good idea! How can anyone think highly of me as a pauper? What's more, I have a daughter. Is she following me and suffering with me without knowing it? No, no, no..."

Seeing Brother Zhang waving his hands in a panic, I pressed his shoulders with my hands seriously and said: "First, she is not a vain woman, she can live a hard life; Second, you just said that you You also have a daughter. You go to work every day and have no time to take care of her. Now there is a woman who can take care of others in front of you. How can you bear to miss it? Even if you don’t think about yourself, you should think about your daughter, right? Are you just Are you really worried about her eating out all day long? If you two are together, you both have a home, isn't it good?"

Brother Zhang was silenced by what I said. After a while, he said slowly: "Then help me ask, do they agree..."

I nodded, then turned around and said to Li Zhiyue: "Sister Xiaoyue, I want to discuss something with you..."

"No need to discuss, I agree." Li Zhiyue said calmly.

"Huh?! Did you hear what we just said? What kind of ears do you have?!"

"In the past few years, I have met countless people. I have seen all kinds of men. There are really too few good men..."

After a pause, Li Zhiyue added: "I can see the simplicity between his brows and eyes. He is a good man. I don't want to miss him. I have long wanted to have a home of my own."

"well said!"

Liang Daxian took the lead in applauding from the side, and then Jiang Yuebai, Xue Ying and Yuxi and I surrounded Brother Zhang and Li Zhiyue and shouted: "Together! Together!!!"

I saw Liang Banxian crying. He wiped his tears with his hand and said, "It's so damn touching..."

It's really touching. They finally have a complete family. I didn't expect that fate could be so wonderful. What's more, I didn't expect that we could facilitate this marriage before leaving.

Thank God, may all lovers in the world get married eventually.

(End of this chapter)