The last elf

"Hey! Let me make a statement first! You can't slap me in the face!"

Generally speaking, everyone should understand the rule of not slapping someone in the face during a fight, but I don’t know if the two people in front of me understand it, so it’s better for me to declare it in advance. After all, everyone wants some self-esteem, right?

Han Xiang sneered, then closed his eyes and recited a spell. After a while, many Han Xiang appeared, immediately surrounding us, with at least dozens in number. .

"This... Damn Clone Technique?!" I stood there and looked at the many Han Xiangs around me with vigilance, for fear that one of them would suddenly attack.

"Everyone, pay attention! Only one of them is the real body, and the rest are afterimages!" Ahri reminded us.

After Ah Li reminded me, I discovered that many Han Xiang figures around me were blurry. Although the degree of blur was not very obvious, it was not difficult to see the flaws as long as I calmed down and observed carefully, but despite this, I still did not dare to act rashly. Because even afterimages are lethal...

Yang Shrew's man didn't think so much. He just punched many Han Xiang around him, but there was no reaction at all when his fist hit those Han Xiang. It was almost like punching the air. It turned out that this guy was a stick. Muscles.

"Damn dog! Stop messing around, the real body is at the front!" At this time, Yang Shrew, who had been standing silently by the side, reminded her man. I looked forward and saw a clear figure of Han Xiang in the front. Obviously that is the real body.

"Brother! Let's go!" I shouted to her man, and then I took the lead and rushed towards Han Xiang's real body, but before I could rush in front of her, I was kicked away by the afterimages.

"Damn... I can't rush through!" I got up from the ground and wailed, holding my butt.

Ah Li looked at me, then turned to Han Xiang and gritted his teeth and said, "Don't think that you are the only one who knows the Shadow Clone Technique, I can do it too!" After saying that, Ah Li also closed his eyes and recited the spell, and after a while he Many Ahri appeared, almost as many as Han Xiang's clones.

Seeing Ah Li's clone and Han Xiang's clone fighting together, I sighed: "This is really a big fight, but don't hit one of your own."

"Ah Li, I'll leave this girl to you, I'll deal with the old one!" After I said to Ah Li, I took Yang Vixen and her man around and bypassed the shadow clones. When I passed through them, I still Don’t forget to say to them: “I’m sorry to bother you, but I can borrow it! Please let me go, thank you!”

We came to the old man, and he was looking at us with squinted eyes, without any fear at all.

"Hey, old man, what do you mean by squinting your eyes? Are you looking down on us? Be careful, I will poke your eyes out!"

"Young man, don't be too arrogant. Let me test how much you weigh!" The old man said to me with a sneer, then he bent his hands into claws and jumped towards me.

"Fuck! Eagle Claw Kung Fu? Damn it, come on!" I yelled and threw him with a roundhouse kick, but when my leg touched his hand, he grabbed my trouser leg and pushed it down hard. As soon as he pulled it, my trouser leg was torn to pieces by him.

After landing, I took a look at my tattered trouser legs and thought to myself, it's a good thing that this old guy didn't pull my leg, otherwise he would have to pull off a piece of flesh. It turns out that this damn old man still has some skills. I can't underestimate the enemy anymore. .

Just as I was thinking about it, he rushed up to my face again and grabbed me with one hand. I immediately lowered my body to avoid his attack, but this old man was so fast. After more than ten rounds, there were already several spots on my clothes. Hole, I will be naked if this continues. What is the difference between this and taking off my pants?

Fortunately, after Vixen Yang saw how embarrassed I was being treated by the old man, she shouted to her man: "Damn dog, go and help my classmate. It seems that he is no match for that old guy."

Although I was very upset when I heard this, it is true. This old man is too cheap. He specializes in pulling other people's clothes. Doesn't he know that I care about my appearance? If you want to fight, fight hard. Why do you insist on tearing off your clothes? You know, I'm a man. If you were a woman and younger, I would have... ahem, anyway, if we really start a fight, can you still beat me? Don't make me angry. I'll push you to the ground and take off your pants. I can really do it if you're pushed...

Just as I was thinking about this, Shrew Yang's man rushed towards the old man. When the old man turned around to face her man, I took the opportunity to hug him from behind, and then shouted to the man: "I hugged him! Buddy, say hello to me with your fists! Don't give me any face! I'll be responsible if you beat him to death!!!"

But before the buddy's fist hit the old man, the old man suddenly stepped on me hard. I screamed and quickly let go of him. Then I covered my feet with my hands and jumped up. The old man grabbed me. The opportunity was quickly dodged, and then the buddy's fist hit me, well... I flew out again.

"Your man... is poisonous!" I lay on the ground and howled at Shrew Yang and then started to pretend to be dead, because I didn't want to go up and get beaten again, so I just let her man accompany the old man to beat her slowly. It was time for me to take a break.

Turning her head and looking at Ahri, she was fighting fiercely with Han Xiang, and so were the shadow clones. Hundreds of cyclones created by dozens of Han Xiang and dozens of Ahri were flying around in the air. Look. I was so dazzled that I didn't dare to go up to help because the firepower from the front was too fierce.

As I watched, Yang Shixu's man also flew over. At this time, his body was covered in scars and his clothes were worse than mine. It seemed that he was no match for the old man.

"Brother, are you okay? Let's go together! I'll attack and defend you! Kill him!"

After hearing this, he nodded to me, and then the two of us stood up and roared and rushed towards the old man. I would attack and he would defend. Anyway, he was tall, strong and not afraid of being beaten. This method was really good. It worked. Under the protection of his meat tank, I could completely ignore the old man's claws. In less than ten rounds, the old man had the upper hand.

After catching a flaw, I gathered the seventh-level power of Vajra Palm into my palm and slapped it on the old man's chest. The old man spurted out a large mouthful of blood and then flew backwards.

When Han Xiang saw that he was hit, she left Ah Li and ran over to help him up and then led him up the wall. Apparently she wanted to retreat.

"Damn it, want to leave? Stay here!" When I saw this, I took out the lock and chanted the spell, then threw it towards them. The moment the lock was about to touch them, the old man knocked Han Xiang hard. Pushed, and then he was tied up by the shackles. After being tied up, he immediately lost the ability to move, and then fell from the wall.

When Han Xiang saw this, he wanted to come back and rescue the old man, but the old man seemed to know that he could not leave. He turned around and shouted to Han Xiang: "Princess, leave quickly! The important task of revitalizing the demon clan will be left to you. You must not let us down!"

Han Xiang frowned and glanced at the old man, then disappeared from our sight.

"Damn! Let her run away! Only catching an old one is useless!"

After Han Xiang left, her shadow clones also disappeared. Ahri also took back her shadow clones and came to me and stared at the old man and asked: "Did you just call her princess? Do you want her to revitalize the demon clan? Is the Black Wind Demon still here?" Alive? Tell me where he is now?!"

"Hurry up! Otherwise I will make you feel extremely happy!" I stared at him fiercely and said.

"Don't be too happy too early. Our demon tribe will one day make a comeback. By then, it will be just around the corner for the demon tribe to unify the four tribes. Just wait and see! Hahahaha!!!" The old man said and turned into one. The pile of bones then dissipated.

"Master, he committed suicide." Ah Li looked at me and said.

I took back the lock and murmured to myself: "Han Xiang is the princess of the demon clan, so is the Black Wind Demon dead? What is the relationship between him and Han Xiang... Why do so many questions suddenly pop up? Are you here? My head is so big, how can I not let people have a good New Year?"

"What should we do with these people now?" Yang Shrew came over and pointed at the large circle of people lying around and asked.

"It's none of my business! Whoever lets them join in the fun deserves it! Just let them lie here!"

After I finished speaking, I glanced at Vixen Yang, and then asked: "Where is your son? He didn't bring him out, did he? Why don't you go home and nurse him quickly, or he will starve to death..."

Only then did Vixen Yang realize that her son was still at home, so she grabbed her man and planned to go back. When I saw her, I stopped her and said, "Let your man stay. I like this guy very much. I want to make friends with him." .”

Shrew Yang didn't say anything after hearing this. She told him something like going home early and then left. After she left, I asked the buddy with a smile: "What do you call me?"

"Ma Daha, just call me Daha." He scratched his head and said with a silly smile to me. He looked very different from Big Fatty Zhang.

Ma Daha... This name is quite awesome. It really suits him. Here I will briefly introduce this guy's appearance. He has a Chinese character face, a stubby hair, and always likes to giggle. He is meters tall and has muscles all over his body. He looks like Silly, a typical silly guy with a little bit of a natural goofiness.

"My name is Bai Yunfeng, and your wife and I were classmates in elementary school. I heard she said you like to play games. How about we go to the Internet cafe and kill a few?"

Seeing his hesitation, I knew he was afraid of his wife, so I grabbed his arm and comforted him: "Don't be afraid, I'll come to your wife when she gets there, she'll be fine!"

In this way, I spent an afternoon with Daha in the Internet cafe. Ahri stayed by my side throughout the whole process. Although she couldn't understand what we were playing, she didn't run around either, which made me happy. I'm very relieved.

In the evening, Daha and I exchanged phone numbers and he went back. Looking at his retreating figure, I thought to myself, this guy is so easy to bluff. It’s already half past seven, so go back and prepare to kneel on the washboard, but this time The brothers are stupid and careless, so being brothers is perfect.

When I brought Ah Li back home, Hu Shuirong came unexpectedly. When she saw me, she ran over and said, "We are on holiday after the exam!" After saying that, she handed me her transcript and I looked at the total score. She actually got over points, which really shocked me. I didn’t expect that this girl’s score was so good, twice as high as mine.

"You are indeed my girlfriend Bai Yunfeng, so awesome! As a reward, you can stay with me tonight, and then I will take you to buy new clothes tomorrow. The Chinese New Year will be the day after tomorrow, so how about we spend it together? ?”

Hu Shuirong nodded, and then I took Lulu from Xueying's hand and shouted to Li Zhiyue: "Sister Xiaoyue, let's have dinner! Let's reunite as a family tonight!"

(End of this chapter)