The last elf

Oh My God! Xueying is pregnant! ! !

As soon as I heard the news, there was a bang in my head, and I stood there dumbly for several seconds. .biqugev

"Xue Ying!" After reacting, I shouted and rushed into the room. Xiao Xie, Hu Shuirong and the others also followed.

When I rushed into the room, I saw Xueying trembling on the bed. She looked very weak. She was lying on the bed with her eyes closed and sweating profusely.

"My dear, I'm back." I came to her and touched her face distressedly and said.

"Xiao Fengfeng, you are finally back..." Xueying opened her eyes with difficulty. After seeing me, she smiled at me and said, "You know, you are a father..."

"I know, I know! Thank you for your hard work..." After saying that, I kissed her face, then touched her belly and found that her belly was not as big as yesterday.

"Xue Ying, where is our child? Why has your belly gotten smaller?"

"Here..." Xueying said and lifted the quilt covering her body. I saw a large egg in her arms, and the egg's shell was still blue.

"Is this... an ostrich egg?" I opened my mouth wide as I looked at the frighteningly large egg.

"Master, this is an elf egg." Yu Xi reminded in a low voice.

Elf eggs? Such a big one?

"Then there must be an elf in here, right? Is it a boy or a girl?" I pointed at the egg and asked.

"There is no way to know this now. We can only find out after it is hatched." Xiao Xie explained.

"How long will it take to hatch?"

"Ask his mother, after all, she gave birth to him."

"Xiao Fengfeng, I can feel that the child inside the egg was already taking shape when it was still in my stomach. It is estimated that it will hatch tonight." Xueying explained.

"Okay, then I'll wait for it to hatch. Xueying, just have a good rest inside. The others will follow me outside to wait!" After that, I led everyone out of the room.

Ah... I'm so excited to be a father so soon! So nervous!

I sat on the sofa in the living room and couldn't calm down for a long time. After all, this was a big event. I had to quickly notify Liang Daxian and the others and ask them to welcome the birth of the elf with me tonight.

After a phone call, Liang Daxian and Jiang Yuebai rushed to my house immediately. When Liang Banxian arrived, he was carrying a lot of things in big and small bags. I opened it and saw that they were all food and drink. There are baby clothes.

"Wow! Master, are you too thoughtful? Have you even bought my child's clothes?"

Liang Banxian put down what he was holding and panted and said to me: "Isn't that right? When you called me, I was helping a man tell fortunes. When I heard that I had a disciple, I was so excited that I immediately closed the stall. , and then hurriedly went to the mall to buy some food, drinks and clothes for my apprentice to wear after he was born, and came here!"

"Come on, come on! Don't say anything, everyone, sit down! We won't go home until we get drunk tonight!" I waved to them, and then asked everyone to sit down around the table.

"Junior brother, aren't you going to have self-study tonight?" Jiang Yuebai asked.

"Why are you studying at night? Go to this school. Is it more important to go to school or to be a father? Rongrong, Ling'er, I will ask my father to help you two, Xiao Xie and Awei ask the class teacher for help later. Leave, let’s not go to school tonight!”

"Well! Feng, to celebrate your becoming a father, I'd like to toast you a glass!" Hu Shuirong raised her glass to me after speaking.

"Hehe! Don't worry, honey, we will have one soon..." After I finished speaking, I took the opportunity to kiss her.

"Come on, come on! To celebrate Yunfeng becoming a father, let's cheers!!!"

"cheers!!!"

Ten of us had a full cup in the living room, and everyone was very happy, especially me. The smile on my face never stopped. Really, I haven't been so happy in a long time.

I remember I said something before: How tiring it is to have children. Others said we would be old if we were not crazy, but my understanding at the time was that we would be old if we had children! Let’s go crazy while we don’t have kids yet!

I remember that was when Ling'er was chasing Xiao Xie. I didn't expect everything to happen so suddenly. Only a few months later, I had a child, and this was not an ordinary child. This has to make people sigh at the wonder of fate. Although I'm still a little kid of eighteen, but so what? It’s not like I can’t afford it, who am I? I am Bai Yunfeng! How awesome am I?

Ahem, what the heck... I'm a little drunk. Let's get back to the business. Let's continue... continue...

However, just as we were enjoying our meal, there was a sudden "click!" in the room, and all of us were stunned when we heard the sound.

"What...what is this sound?" I asked with my eyes wide open.

"It seems like your egg was broken..." Liang Banxian said slowly.

The egg is broken...my egg is broken?

Thinking of this, I quickly reached out and touched it subconsciously, then grinned and said, "No, it's good..."

"I mean that egg in your room!"

"It's just hatched? Yahoo! Baby! Daddy is here!!!" After I reacted, I was so excited that I got on all fours and crawled towards the room quickly.

When we all rushed into the room... uh, okay, I climbed in... and saw Xueying holding a child in her arms, and the blue egg had been split into two halves.

"Xiao Fengfeng, come and see our daughter!" Xueying raised her head and said to me with a smile.

"This...is my daughter?" I asked, pointing to the naked girl in Xueying's arms.

"Yes!" Xueying said as she lifted her up towards me.

I saw the girl in front of me with her eyes closed tightly. She had the same blue hair as Xueying, but not as long as Xueying. She had a chubby face and looked very voluptuous. Her skin was like snow. Bai Bai, I have to say, is a very beautiful elf, but her appearance is completely different from that of an ordinary baby. Because she has the appearance of an average girl of five or six years old, she cannot be called that at all. as a baby, but should be called a little girl!

"Why did she grow so big right after she was born?"

"Because elves are different from humans, our daughter has magic powers since she was born!"

"But it seems like she hasn't woken up yet..."

"Help her get dressed first, don't let my granddaughter get cold!" Liang Banxian said and walked over with the clothes he just bought, and then everyone hurriedly helped her put on the clothes.

"It fits quite well. It seems that I have pretty good eyesight... Hey, my eyes are open... my eyes are open!"

Just as he said that, the elf in front of him opened his eyes.

Her eyes are so big and round, and they are blue. Coupled with the cute clothes she is wearing, I immediately think of a hero in the League of Legends. She is now She really looks like "Lulu, the fairy witch and winter elf"! I remember Lulu’s skin was like this, her eyes, her expression...it’s so cute, isn’t it? !

"Wow! So cute!" Ling'er, Hu Shuirong and the others shouted when they saw her.

"Master, I want to hug you!" Yu Xi and Ah Li said arguing.

"Okay, okay! Come one by one!" I said and took her from Xueying's hand, and then handed her into Yuxi's hand.

Yu Xi picked her up and smiled at her, but she didn't respond. She kept looking at Yu Xi with her big eyes and said nothing.

Then Ahri hugged her and did the same.

"Master, it seems she can't speak yet..." Yuxi said to me.

"Really? Let me try!" After I said that, I took her from Ah Li's hand and kept looking at her, and she kept looking at me with bulging eyes.

"Quick, call me daddy! I am your daddy!"

After I finished speaking, she suddenly opened her mouth and smiled at me. Her smile was still very similar to Lulu's.

"why are you laughing……"

As soon as I finished speaking, I saw her raising a little hand towards me. I looked up and saw a snowball immediately appeared in her hand, and then she slapped it hard on my face.

"Wow!" I felt a shiver all over my body, and then shouted: "Damn it!" Then I threw her forward, and her whole body hit the wall, bounced back, and then fell on the bed. She cried loudly to Xueying.

Seeing her pitiful eyes and crying, I immediately regretted it. She is my daughter! How could I throw her?

"The baby doesn't cry. Daddy is wrong. The baby doesn't cry anymore..." I comforted her while holding her in my arms.

"Junior brother, what are you going to name her?" At this time, Jiang Yuebai asked me.

"Lulu." I blurted out instantly.

"Can you please call me Lulu from now on?" I looked at her and said.

She grinned at me again. It seemed that she could understand what we were saying, but no one knew whether she could speak.

By the time Xiao Xie, Liang Daxian and the others went back, it was already nine o'clock.

"Baby, can you sleep now?" I turned back to the group of girls in the room and asked.

"Can't sleep!" Yu Xi, Ah Li and Hu Shuirong replied with a smile.

"Then... dear, how about we take Lulu outside to play? Anyway, she doesn't look like someone who can sleep now." I walked to Xueying and said.

"Well, it's up to you." After Xueying said that, she hugged Lulu and snuggled into my arms. This made me instantly feel that my responsibility had become very important.

The six of us came to the street. Lulu was in my arms and looked excitedly at the people and vehicles coming and going on the street. Not to mention how happy she was.

"Baby, it's almost Chinese New Year! You are the best gift God has given me!" I raised Lulu high, and she giggled in my hand. When Hu Shuirong saw it, she quickly took out her mobile phone to record the scene. It was photographed.

Even many years later, I still can't help but laugh when I see this photo.

We walked around the street for a while, and Lulu was suddenly attracted by the claw machine at the entrance of a supermarket. She stretched out her little hands and pointed at me, which was so cute.

When we came to the doll machine, we saw that the machine was filled with dolls, which made our eyes shine.

"Baby, which one do you want? Daddy will pinch it for you!"

I saw Lulu lying in front of the machine and staring blankly for a long time. Then she pointed at a Hatsune Miku doll inside and turned back to me and opened her mouth and smiled.

"Is this right? Okay!" After I said that, I took out a coin and stuffed it into the coin slot, and then carefully controlled the robot claw.

"A little to the right...a little further down..." Yu Xi and Ah Li stood aside to help me see if I was in the right direction.

"Okay!" I pressed the confirmation button hard, and the robot claw grabbed the Hatsune Miku doll straight down.

Facts have proved that there was just the right amount of no more and no less. The robotic claw accurately grabbed the doll, then lifted it up, and finally slowly returned to the starting point.

Seeing this, all of us were very happy, especially Lulu, who was jumping up and down in front of the machine.

But who knew an accident happened.

Just when the robot claw was about to return to the starting point, it suddenly swayed, and then the doll fell down.

"This……"

All of us were immediately dumbfounded, but Lulu was completely blindfolded. She stood dumbly in front of the machine and was petrified for nearly a minute before she recovered.

"Accident... pure accident... come again!" I touched her head, then took out a coin and tried it again, but it was still the same. When I was about to return to the starting point, the claws moved again, and then The doll fell again.

I tried it a few more times with the same result.

"Holy shit! Someone must have tampered with this machine! I'm going to spit you out because you're so numb!!!" I collapsed completely and started shaking the machine in my arms.

"Your mother! Come out here quickly!!!"

Just as I was shaking the machine wildly, Lulu suddenly jumped on my shoulders, and then pinched my ears with her little hands.

"Daughter... It's useless to dad, I can't clip it out... But it doesn't matter! Dad can buy this machine! Then we can drag it home and smash it!" After saying that, I planned to go to the bank to withdraw money, and said to myself What my daughter said, I will do it even if I die!

Just when I was about to withdraw the money, Lulu jumped directly from my shoulder, and then she got into the doll opening at the bottom of the machine. After a while, she jumped out from the passage of the machine. , so that there is one more Lulu among the many dolls in that machine...

"As expected of my Bai Yunfeng's daughter, so smart..." I couldn't help but give her a thumbs up.

I have to say that if Lulu is mixed with those dolls, if you don't notice her eyes blinking, you really can't tell whether she is a doll or not. Who gave her a natural baby face...

Lulu came to the Hatsune Miku doll with a smile. Just as she was about to pick up the doll and get out of the passage, a woman suddenly walked over from nearby. It seemed that she was also here to hold the doll.

"Oops, someone is coming! Lulu, please don't move!" I immediately made a gesture to her, but she was very smart, and she immediately stood there with her eyes bulging and stopped.

The woman came to me, glanced at me and asked, "Hey, do you want to pinch me?"

"Catch...catch later..." I stammered in reply to her.

"If you don't clip it, let it go!" She said and pushed me aside, then took out a coin and stuffed it into the coin slot.

"Um...which doll do you want to hold?"

I'm really worried that she will take my daughter away as a doll, and I will cry to death.

She glanced at me and said, "You can't see it yourself? Watch it!"

She was seen manipulating the robotic claw to swing back and forth on all the dolls' heads. After a while, she finally selected the target.

Fortunately, okay, it's not Lulu, but the Hatsune Miku next to Lulu.

Seeing that the robot claw successfully clamped the Hatsune Miku doll, I thought to myself: My daughter, you must stay calm! It doesn’t matter if the doll is gone. Dad can buy it for you again, but you must not move it!

But it turned out that Lulu didn't think so. After she saw the robot claw grabbing the Hatsune Miku doll, she frowned immediately, and then she pounced on the robot claw and forcefully pulled the doll out of the robot claw. Snatch it back.

"The doll can move... there is a ghost!!!" The woman screamed when she saw it, and Saya ran wildly. I saw one of her shoes run away...

"Our daughter will definitely defy heaven in the future..." I glanced at Xueying and sighed.

After Lulu got out of the machine with the doll in her arms, I squatted down and picked her up, and said to her: "Daughter, daughter, your parents already know that you are so naughty, but what worries you most right now is It’s your future, do you think that when you grow up in the future, will you turn into a female version of Sun Wukong and cause havoc in the Heavenly Palace?”

After hearing this, Lulu was unambiguous. She blinked at me a few times with her big eyes, then climbed up from me, and finally rode on my neck and directed me to a nearby KFC.

We came to KFC, and when the waitress asked us what we wanted to eat, Lulu couldn’t wait to point to the various delicious foods on the paper on the front desk and grinned at me. I knew she wanted to eat them all, so I coughed and said to the waitress: "Well... as long as it's edible, just serve it to me. My daughter can eat it."

It turns out that Lulu is really good at eating. Originally, I thought Ahri and Yuxi were the most edible, but I was really shocked when I saw them today. She just ate a baby chicken in just a few bites. Xiaoban, I really wonder if she even swallowed the bones. This is too scary...

But what about the old saying? Boys should be raised poor, girls should be raised rich. I agree with this statement with both hands and feet. To be honest, I like girls the most because they are very well-behaved and cute, but boys are not. When they are young, they are easier to control. When you grow up, you no longer want to control them. It's possible. Maybe you make him anxious and he will attack you. I believe my daughter won't do it. Even if she uses spells on me, it will be fine. Her mother is still here, so it will be fine...

If a man wants to be poor, a daughter needs to be rich...Daughter, just eat as hard as you can. In the worst case, you'll eat up the whole family. Dad will take you to beg for food... Hehe, I'm just kidding. But to be honest, if he had been a boy, I would not be so kind to her. If she wanted to be raised poor, then she would be raised to death. Maybe I would raise my son like a dog... But then again, I don't If Lulu does something bad in the future, I will ask her to correct it. If she does too much, I will hit her with chopsticks, because I can’t beat her with chopsticks. It will hurt. Of course these are my personal thoughts.

After we were full, I held Lulu and led Xueying and the others out of KFC.

But when we had just taken a few steps, a car drove up beside us, and then a man opened the car window and said to me: "Son, why are you here? Why didn't you go to evening study?"

When I saw that this person was my father, I scratched my head and said to him: "My friend and I had something to do, so I missed an evening study session..."

"Whose child are you holding in your arms?" Dad asked, staring at Lulu in my arms.

I wanted to say it was from our own family, but after thinking about it I decided not to, because even if I told him, he wouldn’t believe it. Whose child could grow up to be so big after birth?

"Uh...she is the daughter of one of my friend's aunt's second-in-law's sister-in-law..."

"What are the seventh and eighth aunts? Hurry up and return the child." I saw my dad frowning at me and saying.

Where can I go? ? Should I return it to Xueying's belly or just throw it in your car for you to take home?

"Hey... okay." I had no choice but to nod my head, and then took Xueying and the others back home.

"My dear, don't go home tonight, stay with me."

After arriving home, I took Hu Shuirong's arm and said cutely.

"But...how can so many people sleep?"

"It's okay. Although there are only two beds, it's enough. Tonight I'll share a bed with you and Xueying, and let Yu Xi and Ah Li sleep in the same bed."

"What about...Lulu?"

I lowered my head and glanced at Lulu, who was lying in my arms with her eyes narrowed and sleepy. Then I threw her into the arms of Yu Xi and Ah Li and said, "You two, please help me tonight." Take care of her and be careful! Don’t help me trample her to death in the middle of the night!”

After Yuxi and Ahli caught Lulu, I saw her open her eyes and glance at me. I smiled and blew a kiss to her and said, "Good night, my dear daughter! Let's meet your Aunt Yuxi tonight. Aunt Ali is sleeping with you! Be good, daddy loves you!"

(End of this chapter)