The last elf

It is now half past eight in the morning, and the forest is quiet at this time. Occasionally, you can hear a few crisp bird calls from the surrounding trees. .biquge

"Hey! Don't stick your heads out, or I'll shoot the first bird!" I said to the birds on the tree while holding the shotgun.

As we walked, we saw two unknown birds standing on the branches in front of us singing to each other. Their feathers were emerald green, which made them stand out in the tree.

"Hey, don't worry about being the first person. This guy still shows off his affection early in the morning. In that case, I'll give you a shot. I wish you two a lucky baby soon!" After I said that, I raised my gun. Face them.

Just when I was about to shoot, He Xiangxiang came over and slapped me in the face: "Why are you hitting them? You want to kill such a small bird and eat it alone? Can you shoot some bigger animals?"

"You're paralyzed...you hit me in the face again!" I said angrily to her while covering half of my face with my hands, but then I thought about what she said made sense. Those two birds were so small that they could be swallowed in one bite. Why should I knock things down?

"It's really boring to have so many people following you."

"Then what you mean is that we go hunting in groups and see which group catches the most?"

"Don't you think that would be fun?"

"It sounds really interesting, let's start forming a team! Jiang Yuebai, Xiaodie and Grandpa will be in a team, Xiao Xie will be in a team with Awei and Ling'er, and I will be in a team with Xueying, Yuxi and Ahli. Group, how’s it going?”

"What about me?!" He Xiangxiang asked with wide eyes.

"You? You're in a group by yourself, or you just stay somewhere cool." I glanced at her and said.

"No! I want to join the group too! I'll be in the same group as you!"

"What? There are already four people in my group. If you add more people, it will be five. Their group only has three people. This is unfair! I refuse! You go to their group!"

"I don't! I want to team up with you!"

"Oh, you're getting mad at me? Then why do you want to join my group?" I asked proudly.

"Because here...I am familiar with you!"

"Are you familiar with me? Are we familiar with each other? Who are you, miss? Do I know you?"

"Hey!!!" He Xiangxiang yelled and slapped me in the face.

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"I'm telling you, this is the third time you've hit me in the face, but I hate it when others hit me in the face." I said angrily to He Xiangxiang again while covering my face.

"Hehe, since you have already let me join the group, I won't do it anymore!"

This is how a cheating hunting competition began. In line with the good quality of respecting the elderly, I gave the shotgun to Jiang Yuebai's group. Besides, the three of them are mortals. If they encounter any more ferocious animals, they have guns. It's easy to defend yourself if you have it in hand, right? As for Xiao Xie and A Wei, I was very relieved to bring Ling'er with them, because Ling'er already knew the identities of Xiao Xie and A Wei, and they could use spells as a last resort, but my group was the most deceptive. , He Xiangxiang, the two hundred and five, are nearby. Xueying, Yuxi, and Ahri cannot use spells, so we can only use melee combat to hunt.

The five of us walked along a road covered with dense grass. Ah Li and I walked in the front, He Xiangxiang walked in the middle, and Xue Ying and Yu Xi walked behind.

At the beginning, I told Xueying, Yuxi and Ahri in advance that we couldn’t use spells because there was a next to us, but Ahri is a fox anyway, and his sense of smell, vision and hearing are more sensitive than ours, so I Just let her walk ahead with me, using her nose to search for nearby animals.

"The grass here is so deep, there won't be any snakes..." He Xiangxiang said with a trembling voice behind her.

"Snakes won't bite handsome people." I said without looking back.

"Although I'm not stunningly beautiful, I'm not too ugly, right? A snake won't bite me, right? Huh? Just talk!"

Damn, this two hundred and five is really sick, and no one here cares about her, why is she always talking to herself? If I were a snake, I would have been the first one to bite her to death.

Suddenly, Ah Li sniffed with his nose, and then said softly to me: "Master, there are animals nearby. I smell the scent of a hare. It should be right in front."

I immediately stopped after hearing this, and then stretched out five fingers to He Xiangxiang, Xueying, and Yu Xi behind me, signaling them to stop and be quiet.

"What's wrong? Did you find something?" He Xiangxiang asked softly when she saw it.

"There seems to be a rabbit in front of us. Let's go over and take a look. Remember, you must walk lightly and don't scare it away!" I said softly to them.

The three of them nodded after listening, and then the five of us bent down together and quietly approached the grass in front of us. When we opened the grass, we saw a stupid hare standing on a rock washing his face. It was touching its face with its two front paws, enjoying it very much.

"Wow, it's really a rabbit." Yu Xi said excitedly.

"This kind of hare is very difficult to catch. We definitely won't be able to catch it if we chase it hard. We have to surround it from all sides." Ah Li said.

"Okay, Xueying and Yuxi will go around it from the left and right to surround it. Ahri, you go to its left side, and Xiangxiang, you go to its right side. Listen to my order later and let's besiege it together!"

Xueying, Yuxi and Ahli nodded after hearing this, and then quietly went to their respective ambush locations.

"Why aren't you going?" I asked, looking at He Xiangxiang who was standing motionless beside me.

"It...can't bite?" He Xiangxiang asked worriedly.

"Bite it! Can it bite you to death? If it runs towards you later, pick up a brick from the ground and slap it! If there are no bricks, just slap it with your hands, like shaking me. If you slap it like that, it’s better to knock it out with a slap, do you understand?”

"But..." He Xiangxiang wanted to say something else, but I interrupted him.

"Don't be a butcher! Go to its right side and prepare to ambush it! Xueying and the others should already be in position. It's just you. Go quickly!" After I said that, I pushed He Xiangxiang away.

After a few minutes, I saw Xue Ying and Yu Xi appearing behind the rabbit. Ah Li also poked his head out of the grass on the left side of the rabbit, and He Xiangxiang spent two hundred and fifty days to get to the right side of the rabbit. The grass stuck out its head.

Okay, now there are ambushes on your front, back, left and right, let me see where you run!

I sneered, then roared at the top of my lungs: "Come on!!!" Then I jumped up and rushed towards the rabbit.

The rabbit was startled, its ears suddenly stood up, and then it jumped down from the rock.

"Oh shit! It's so fast!"

I missed it, and then saw it darting to the right.

"Xiangxiang! It's running towards you! Stop it! Slap it!!!" I shouted at He Xiangxiang.

He Xiangxiang suddenly stood up from the grass. When she saw the rabbit rushing toward her, she was so frightened that she quickly covered her face with her hands. While covering her face, she screamed: "Ah! Don't bite me!" !!”

"Fuck! He ran away!!!"

Xueying and I pounced on the rabbit again, but because the distance was a bit far away, we still missed it and finally let it run away.

When the four of us came back dejectedly, He Xiangxiang quickly came up to us and asked, "How was it? Did you catch us?"

I rolled my eyes at her, and then uttered three words: "Two hundred and five..."

I just don’t understand. These people are even afraid of a rabbit. Is she still a human being? I really want Ahri to turn into a big white fox and bite her to death. This kind of person is like a fighter in the army, and he is also invincible.

"What should we do next?" Xueying glanced at me and asked.

"What should we do? How about we kill these people? Our group will definitely lose with her in it." I sighed and said.

Let’s get back to talking and thinking, but the game must continue.

So the five of us searched along the grass again, all looking forward to the appearance of the next prey.

Please God bless our team to catch a few animals today! As long as it’s an animal, let alone a bird, I want it even if it’s a mouse! I prayed in my heart as I walked.

Maybe even God was taking pity on us. As we walked, Ahri stopped again, and then sniffed hard with her nose. It seemed that she smelled the scent of some animal again.

"What's wrong? Do you smell something again?" I looked at her and asked.

"The smell is so strong, it's the smell of a wild animal. If I smell it right, it should be the smell of a wild boar."

"What? Wild boar?!" When I heard it, a gray-black pig face immediately appeared in my mind, and there were two huge tusks on the side of the mouth. Anyway, it was very ugly and hairy.

"Well, the smell is coming from the front." Ahri nodded and said.

"Let's go over and have a look!" I waved to Xue Ying, Yu Xi and the two hundred and fifty behind me, and then the five of us moved forward gently. When we opened the grass and took a look, we saw a wild boar in front of us. The nose was arched against the fruits that had fallen from the tree, but there were two of them, one big and one small. It looked like they were mother and son.

"Damn it, it would be better not to come, but here we come, two of them, and they're the kind of people who take care of the whole family."

"So this is a wild boar. It looks so ugly, but the little one is quite cute!" He Xiangxiang said excitedly.

"Don't talk." I patted her head with my hand, and then asked Ahri, "What should we do? Should we do it together or one by one?"

"The wild boar is a very ferocious animal. Its teeth are very powerful and its bite is very painful! And it is also very strong. The most important thing is that it is not afraid of people." Ah Li looked at me and said.

"Damn it, you're not afraid of people? That's okay? I don't believe it, damn! I want to see how capable they are!" After I said that, I stood up and jumped out of the grass.

After I jumped in front of them, they immediately looked at me warily, but had no intention of running away.

"Listen to me! I built this mountain! I planted this tree! If you want to live forever, keep your cub! Just the little one next to you!" I shouted to the big wild boar.

I don't know if it understood what I said, I just know that it seemed unhappy.

I saw that it began to become restless, and began to make purring sounds from its mouth.

"Hey! What do you mean when I say you purr? Do you agree to keep the little one next to you? At least you should express your opinion!"

"Master, be careful! It's about to attack!!!" Ahri suddenly shouted to me.

As soon as Ah Li finished speaking, the big wild boar roared and then charged towards me.

Seeing the two hundred kilograms of giant beasts charging towards me, I sneered, fearlessly stretched out a hand to Xueying and the others behind me and said, "Bring me the gun!"

"Master... that shotgun has been given to Jiang Yuebai's group, have you forgotten?" Yu Xi reminded.

After hearing this, my heart suddenly sank. How could I forget that I gave the gun to Jiang Yuebai and the others? That means our team doesn’t have guns, nor can we use spells, we can only use fists.

"My grandma! Help!!!" I screamed and started to turn around and run wildly.

When passing by Ah Li and the others, I thought to myself that now that there are five of us in front of you, you won't chase me, right?

But who would have thought that the big wild boar ignored Ah Li and the others and still rushed towards me.

"I'll take the banana peel from your grandma's house! It turns out you are really a female!!!" I yelled and started running like crazy again. No wonder Xueying, Ah Li and the others stood in front of the big wild boar but it didn't show any signs of it. There was no reaction. It turned out that it was really female.

I can't beat it in terms of speed. How can a two-legged one beat a four-legged one?

So instead of running away, I started fighting with it!

I turned around and saw it rushing towards me. The moment it was about to hit me, I ducked sideways, dodged its attack and immediately kicked it on the back.

I heard a muffled sound, and my whole body was thrown back several steps, and then I sat on the ground with my center of gravity unsteady.

Damn it, why is this beast's skin so thick? Not only did he not react at all when he was kicked by me, he even bounced me away.

Just when I was stunned, it attacked me again. When I came to my senses, it had already rushed in front of me.

"Oh, help!" I yelled and quickly covered my face with my hands.

In an instant, Xue Ying, Yu Xi and Ah Li rushed to my side in time, and then the three of them kicked the big wild boar on the back at the same time, only to hear a muffled "Bang!" , the big wild boar was instantly kicked two meters away.

When I saw them, I thought to myself that it was lucky that they were three people. If they were one person, I guess the strength would still not be able to kick this wild boar, and my life would be lost to the pig.

After the wild boar stood up, it roared at us and then charged at us.

Then the four of us started to use wheel tactics on it, and we exhausted our energy with it, coming one by one, making it dizzy.

But we can't take any advantage from it, because this guy's skin is too thick, and kicking it is no different from kicking it on a sandbag.

"Where's Xiangxiang?" I asked after escaping the wild boar's attack.

"She should be in the back, staying with the little wild boar." Xueying replied.

I turned my head after hearing this, but I didn't see He Xiangxiang's figure. I think she didn't follow because she was afraid, right? But that's fine, Xueying and the others can use spells if she's not here, otherwise there's no way to keep fighting this big wild boar like this.

"While Xiangxiang is not here, use your magic to defeat it! But don't beat it to death. It won't taste good if it's dead. I want to live!!!" I shouted to the three of them.

The three of them nodded after listening, and then simultaneously condensed a cyclone in their palms, and then smashed towards the big wild boar.

The three cyclones hit the big wild boar accurately. With a loud "Bang!", it flew straight out, fell to the ground and tried to stand up, but failed after trying several times. It didn't work out, and it looked like he was quite injured.

"Grandma, I finally knocked you down. Now I wonder if you will still be afraid of people?" I cursed as I stepped forward and stepped on it with my foot.

At this time, He Xiangxiang came over. I turned around and saw the little wild boar in her arms. It was lying quietly in her arms.

"Wow, you guys knocked this big one down so quickly?"

"Of course, it's just a wild boar, I'm enough on my own!"

But when the little wild boar saw the big wild boar lying on the ground, it started to get restless. He Xiangxiang saw it and hurriedly put it on the ground. Then it quickly ran to the big wild boar and nuzzled it with its nose. body, wanting it to stand up.

The big wild boar also nudged the smaller one with its snout, then roared to the sky and finally stood up, but it still looked very weak and probably couldn't even walk steadily.

"They are so pitiful. We should let them go. This little wild boar will not survive without its mother." He Xiangxiang said, holding my arm.

"Oh, okay. For the sake of their deep love for mother and son, I'll let them go. To be honest, if I were asked to kill them, I really wouldn't be able to do it." I sighed and said.

Then we stayed away from the two wild boars, but as we walked, my mood dropped. I let them go, so my group has not hit anything so far, not to mention mice, not even a fart. None of them were caught. Now our group really lost like a rag. Fortunately, our group still had the largest number of people, five!

It was already noon, and it was already time to gather at the designated gathering point. We had to walk empty-handed to the agreed upon gathering place.

But on the way back, we encountered an unlucky animal. Although it was very small, we still pursued it. After five of us rounded it up, it was finally captured alive.

Hey, even though they are small, they are not returning empty-handed. I hope Xiao Xie and Jiang Yuebai’s results today are as bad as mine, otherwise I, the captain, will be embarrassed and thrown into my grandma’s house!

After we all met, I saw Xiao Xie, Awei and Ling'er holding an animal covered in scales in their hands. At first I thought it was a hedgehog, but when I got closer I saw it was a pangolin, and Still a big one.

Looking at Jiang Yuebai's group, I saw that each of the three of them was holding a pheasant in his hand. Although it was already dead, it had to be said that the three pheasants were still quite big.

"Master, we... lost." Ah Li said to me dejectedly.

I glanced at the frog in my hand with its eyes bulging, and cursed, "I'll paralyze you!" and then threw the half-dead frog away.

If He Xiangxiang hadn't followed, my group would definitely have the best record. I remember that when I was in elementary school, I broke the glass window in the classroom because of my naughtiness. He Xiangxiang was with me at that time. And last time when Jiang Yuebai and I escaped from Sun Tianhao's hands in danger, He Xiangxiang was also by my side. This time My team came last in the first hunting competition, and He Xiangxiang was still by my side. From this, I came to a conclusion: He Xiangxiang! You are such a broom star! ! !

(End of this chapter)