The last elf

After I came back from hell, it was already the next morning, so I went directly to my father and asked him to drive us home, because at that time I asked Hu Shuirong to help me ask the class teacher for a day off, but who knew that I would The invitation lasted for several days, and I almost couldn't go back, so if I didn't go back, Hu Shuirong would definitely think I was making fun of her. .biquge

"Dad... drive faster..." I shouted to my dad from the back seat.

"What are you driving so fast for? Aren't you carsick? If you drive too fast you will vomit!" Dad said to me without looking back.

"Uncle...he has already vomited..." Yuxi said pitifully to my dad.

Dad raised his head and looked through the small glass above his head. After seeing my crooked eyes and half-dead expression, he shook his head helplessly, then stepped on the accelerator and accelerated towards the city.

This time it only took more than half an hour to drive from my hometown to the city, but I still vomited twice. I believe everyone who has suffered from motion sickness knows that the feeling is more uncomfortable than the death of grandma.

As soon as I drove into the city, I said to my dad: "Okay, that's it. I'll walk over slowly for the rest... I don't want to vomit anymore, I'll die if I keep vomiting!"

After hearing this, my father sighed and said, "Okay, I happen to have something to do right now, so just walk to the school by yourself. Remember to call me if you need anything."

"Okay...bye bye..." I said as I got out of the car with Xueying's help. Dad glanced at me and muttered: "Look at your physical fitness. Waiting for you to have sex in the bridal chamber." Late... Sigh! I'm really worried about you." After saying that, he drove away.

Watching him drive away, I thought to myself: Damn...you dare to doubt my ability to create humans. Just wait. I will have a baby with Xueying tonight...oh no, a litter. The elf comes out! Then I will leave it all to you to raise, and then don’t look at me crying!

Then I looked at the cute expressions of Yu Xi and Ah Li, waved my hand and said to them: "Let's go, you must be hungry, I will take you to have breakfast!"

After arriving at the breakfast stall, I randomly ordered a lot of food for them. After everything was served, I looked at the table full of delicious food but couldn't work up my appetite, because at this time, my stomach was still full of food. I'm in over my head, and I don't want to vomit again.

After the three of them had eaten and drank enough, I ordered some breakfast and asked the boss to pack it away for me.

"Master, are you afraid that I will be hungry later, so you prepare it for me?" Ah Li said with a smile, pointing to the big bag of breakfast in my hand.

I glanced at her, touched her head and said, "You are overthinking this. I am using these to save lives..."

"Help? Is someone trying to steal food from you?" Ah Li looked around nervously and asked.

"You'll know this later. It's nine-thirty-five now, and they will finish class in ten minutes. Let's go quickly. We must get to school before the next class begins!"

When we arrived at school, the bell just rang. After I made the three of them invisible, I led them towards the classroom.

When we walked to the class, the class was in chaos. There were only a dozen buddies playing around with a wooden stick in their hands. Each of them put the wooden stick in their hands on their waists, and then they started to scream when they saw someone. They pulled out the wooden stick and stabbed each other, shouting: "Monkey plug!" After doing this twice, they yelled: "Monkey plug!" Then they pulled out the wooden stick and stabbed each other. Cut it off.

"Master, what are they...doing?" Yu Xi asked in confusion.

I didn't answer her, but shook my head with a wry smile and sighed: "Damn Yasuo, look at how many unlucky children he has killed?" Then I also understood, it turns out that the title 'Torsuo' is Describe these people.

I walked towards my seat expressionlessly. Before I was halfway there, a buddy suddenly jumped in front of me and shouted: "Monkey!" Then he pulled out a wooden stick and chopped at me.

I was startled, and quickly dodged his stick, and then slapped him on the head: "You are sick, right? Did you get sick from playing Yasuo? Give it to me!" Who said Yasuo said 'monkey stuff' when he cast Whirlwind? Did you all wear ears? He obviously said 'break the plug', okay? And 'monkey stuffed'? Monkey stuffed Who is it? Why don't you just say 'give it to the dog'?"

After being slapped and scolded by me, the guy suddenly became more honest. I muttered: "Everyone is holding a stick in his hand instead of acting like Sun Wukong, and acting like Kiasuo is coming. Instead of acting like a Chinese monkey, he acting like a Japanese. I really don't know what you are thinking."

At this time, Ahri asked me: "Master, who is Yasuo? Is he very powerful?"

"Actually, Yasuo, he's great even if he says he's great, he's not great even if he's not great, he's okay in the later stage, but he has no combat effectiveness in the early stage, so he's not as good as you."

It is said that "Ten Yasuos have nine pitfalls, and the one that is not pitiable is someone else's." I think friends who have played League of Legends should have a deep understanding of this sentence. People who know how to play can use Yasuo to defeat them all. There are three. For those who don’t know how to play, Yasuo is not as powerful as a super soldier. Another thing to mention: Fighting Yasuo, a hero like the Nine-Tailed Demon Fox, is just for fun. As long as Yasuo dares to hand over the wind wall, he will almost die. Believe it or not, I used Ahri to beat Yasuo like I was beating my son.

Okay, let’s digress and get back to the topic.

When I walked to my seat, I saw Hu Shuirong lying on the table and falling asleep. Oh my god, why didn't she just pay attention to those "Tools" who made such a big fuss in the class just now? And he can still sleep, what a talent.

"Hey... wake up." I gently shook her ponytail with my hand and said.

After shaking for a while, she finally opened her eyes. When she saw it was me, she said softly to me: "Where have you been? Why did it take so many days for you to come back?"

"I... went to my hometown to attend a relative's wedding. I was forced to stay there for two more days. I just came back today. Don't be angry with me. Look, I bought breakfast to apologize to you... Yes, what's wrong with you? Why are you sleeping on the table? Your voice is so low, are you sick? "

"I'm not sick, it's just..." Hu Shuirong buried her head on the table again, and her back was still twitching.

"Master, she cried." Yuxi reminded.

"Ah? Um...Rongrong, if anything happens, just tell me. Don't cry. It will make me uncomfortable when you are like this..." I don't know where the courage came from in a moment, and I stretched out my hand to hold her. His arms then held her in his arms and comforted her.

But she did not struggle away from my arms. Instead, she hugged me and cried loudly: "I feel so uncomfortable..."

"Don't cry, don't cry. If there's anything that makes you feel uncomfortable, tell me. I hate it when girls cry." I said while wiping away the tears from the corners of her eyes.

I want to make it clear here that I don’t do this because I am a philanderer. I really don’t like to see girls cry. When they cry, I feel distressed. I believe all sympathetic friends feel this way. ? When a girl cries in front of you, it's impossible for you to say that you don't feel sad, unless you are gay, but if you really admit it, then I have nothing to say.

"I told my mother last night... today is my birthday. I asked her to celebrate my birthday with me today, and she agreed. But this morning she suddenly said that she had something urgent to go on a business trip... and said she would help me next time, so I feel very disappointed and sad..." Hu Shuirong was twitching as she spoke. I could see that she was really sad, and I couldn't bear to see her like this.

"It's okay, it's okay. I'll spend time with you. I'll let everyone spend time with you, okay?" I hugged her and comforted her.

"Really...will they be willing?" Hu Shuirong looked at me and asked.

"Don't worry! Leave it to me!" I smiled at her, then turned around and shouted to the whole class: "Brothers and sisters! Young and old men! Today is the birthday of our class monitor Hu. Let's all come together after school at noon. Let’s go have fun! I’m treating you! If someone doesn’t go, who am I to worry about?”

Hearing my roar, the whole class became excited. To be precise, they were so excited after hearing my treat. Especially the group of 'Toolsuo' just now, they quickly shouted: "Okay! That must be Gotta get high!"

However, when they turned around and saw Hu Shuirong and I hugging each other, they were all dumbfounded.

"Fuck...what are you two doing hugging each other?"

"Damn it! Could it be that you two are together?"

When I saw it, I quickly let go of Hu Shuirong. At this time, she lowered her head in embarrassment, but I have to say that her blushing look was quite cute.

"Ahem...that's not the point. The point is where should we go to have fun after school at noon?" I coughed and looked at them and asked.

"Where else can we go to have fun? We're all hugging each other. Of course we're going to get a room!" one of the buddies yelled.

After hearing this, I walked towards him with a sullen face. After he fell down, I coughed again and asked, "Where are you going to get high?"

Unexpectedly, when these grandchildren saw the brother collapsed, they quickly shouted: "You are rich, you are the master, you have the final say where to go to have fun..."

"Damn it, you guys should decide together where you want to go! What's the point of me saying it alone? Come on, let's discuss it!"

After hearing what I said, everyone became active again. The men said they would go to the Internet cafe, and the women said they would go to the snack street. A large group of them gathered together and had a great time discussing.

While they were discussing together, I immediately retracted my original majestic expression, then turned around and said to Xueying with a pitiful expression: "Dear! I'm here to kill you... you can fight You can scold me, but please don’t reject me!”

Unexpectedly, Xueying blinked and said, "Xiao Fengfeng, what are you talking about? I don't want you!"

"Aren't you angry with me?" I asked with wide eyes.

"Why should I be angry with you when I'm fine?"

"I hugged Hu Shuirong just now, don't you blame me?"

"No, you were comforting her. How could I blame you?"

"Really? Thank you for understanding me so much. I love you the most! What a person!"

After kissing Xueying, I turned around again and asked, "How was it? Have we finished the discussion?!"

"Let's discuss it!" A buddy said to me with a smile.

"Where to go?" I asked.

"Go to the field!" the guy yelled.

After seeing my face darken, the guy realized that he had made a mistake and quickly changed his words: "No... I'm going for a picnic!"

"Uncle! Are you having a picnic with your pot?" I got angry when I thought about the last time the whole class went on an outing together, and I ended up having a stomachache for several days after eating the egg fried rice made by Big Fatty Zhang.

"Brother Feng, don't get excited... Then let's discuss it..."

"Forget it, stop discussing it. Let's discuss it after school while we go walking on the street. Class is about to start, so everyone should sit back in their seats!" I frowned and said to them, and then I suddenly remembered, Since Hu Shuirong’s birthday is today, she must have a cake, right? But if you wait until school is over to buy cakes, it will definitely take a while for the cake shop to make the cakes, so while there are still two classes left after school, you should hurry up and order cakes from the cake shop.

So I said to Xueying, Yuxi and Ahli: "You three, go to the cake shop in front of the school and ask them to make us a birthday cake. The bigger the better, remember to show up when you get to the shop." , don’t scare others, and don’t eat secretly!” After saying that, I gave them a few bills, and they nodded to me and ran out.

After we finished two classes, I stood up, slapped the table and shouted to the whole class: "Let's go! Pack up and go to the streets with my brother to clean up!"

Unexpectedly, they all said in unison: "We have been ready for a long time! We are just waiting for you to speak!"

I nodded to them with satisfaction, and then said to Hu Shuirong: "Today you are the protagonist, you take the lead!"

"I'm sorry to be alone. Please stay with me..." Hu Shuirong said softly.

"Okay! Then I'd rather be respectful than obey! Brothers and sisters, follow up!" Hu Shuirong and I walked in front, followed by a large group of classmates. The scene was really spectacular.

When we all arrived at the school gate, we saw Xue Ying, Yu Xi, and Ah Li already waiting at the gate. At this time, the three of them appeared.

"Are the three of them... all your friends?" Hu Shuirong asked.

"Yes, you have seen two of them."

"Damn it! It's those two beauties from last time again! And this time there's an extra girl!" The group of guys behind them started to lose their composure after seeing Xueying and the others.

"What? If anyone wants to get involved, rush in! But don't forget that they are good at martial arts!" I reminded the group of buddies behind me.

The group of buddies were immediately frightened when they heard this, and then I looked at the super big cakes held by Xueying and the other three in their hands, and thought to myself that these three girls are pretty good, and they do things quite neatly.

After that, Hu Shuirong and I walked in front, followed by a large group of classmates. There were about fifty of us walking on the street. Looking at the formation, people who didn't know thought we were going to have a group fight!

But unexpectedly, not long after we walked, the sky started to become dark and cloudy, and it looked like it was going to rain soon.

"Damn it! What is going on? It's going to rain!" Everyone started to complain.

I thought to myself that it was a good thing I didn't go for a picnic, otherwise if it started raining, there would be no place to run.

"How could this happen... Why is it raining..." Hu Shuirong said frustratedly.

"Brother Feng, hurry up and think of a solution! Could it be that if it rains later and everyone catches a cold, we, the fifty or so people, should go to the hospital together to celebrate the squad leader's birthday?" Big Fatty Zhang came over and shouted to me.

Seeing that it was going to rain soon, I gritted my teeth and shouted to the classmates behind me: "Don't panic, everyone! Go to my house and have fun!"

"Ah? Can your family accommodate so many of us?" Hu Shuirong asked.

"Okay. Brothers and sisters, hurry up and catch up! If you can't keep up, don't blame me if it rains heavily and gets soaked to death!" After I yelled at them, I took the lead and ran home, followed by more than fifty people. My classmates were chasing me. People who didn’t know better thought I was being chased by more than fifty people.

After we ran to my house, it started to rain.

"Quick, quick, come in, don't take off your shoes. Anyway, I'm ready to clean up the battlefield the next day..." I said as I opened the door, and then more than fifty of us entered the house together. Facts have proved The house I rented is quite large, and more than fifty people did not feel crowded at all in the living room.

"What's next?" asked a buddy.

"What? What about you? More than fifty people want to do it to you?" I rolled my eyes at him, then took out a dozen bills from my wallet and threw them to him and said, "Go, ask a few more buddies to go to the nearby supermarket to buy some food." Come back with your things, women like to eat snacks, buy more, and wine. If we don’t drink to death today, no one will be able to get out of here!”

After he called a few buddies and walked out with umbrellas, I took Hu Shuirong and said to the remaining classmates: "Today is our squad leader Hu's birthday. After I buy the things later, let me eat and drink hard. In the afternoon Let’s not go to school anymore. If anything happens, I’ll take care of you! Let’s go to hell!”

After hearing this, everyone naturally agreed unanimously, and gradually everyone started playing in the living room, chasing each other, chatting and joking, which made the atmosphere in the room very lively.

Before those buddies came back from shopping, I had unpacked the cake Xueying and the others bought and placed it on the table. It was a super large cake with many layers, but no one was interested in it.

To be honest, who can still eat the cake now that we are so old? Not to mention it’s greasy, and it’s easy to gain weight after eating it.

"No one can eat such a big cake, right?" Hu Shuirong asked me.

"Hehe... I'm sure I won't eat it, but I didn't buy this cake to eat..." I smiled at her.

"What is that for?"

"It's used to tease people, it's so fun!" I said to her with a mean smile.

"I understand..." Hu Shuirong also said with a smile.

After those buddies came back from shopping, as soon as they put a lot of things in their hands on the ground, the classmates who were talking, laughing and playing around immediately swarmed up and looked at them. While scrambling for the food on the ground, Hu Shuirong and I looked at each other, then reached out and grabbed a handful of cakes and threw them at them. Xueying, Yuxi and Ahli who were standing aside saw it and ran over to throw cakes at them with us.

"Damn it! Who threw it!"

"Ouch! Throw it on my hair!"

By the time the students came to their senses, each of them had cakes all over their faces. They were each more amusing than the other, which made me, Hu Shuirong, Xueying and the others laugh so hard that our stomachs ached.

"Holy shit! Brothers and sisters, fight back!" One of the brothers yelled, and then a large group of them rushed towards us.

The next scene was cakes flying all over the sky. A few guys even felt that throwing cakes was not enough, so they ran to my shoe cabinet and took out my shoes and threw them.

"Damn it! These are my brand-name flip-flops!" I yelled at them, but they ignored me at all.

After the fuss was over, a large group of us started drinking with our bottles in our hands. We were happy anyway and no one cared about us.

So after that, everyone got drunk, the men started to brag, and the women started to talk nonsense, but I can’t remember exactly because I was also drunk. I only remember that I hugged him Hu Shuirong said: "Um, I was in such a rush today that I didn't have time to prepare your birthday gift. I'm sorry!"

I heard Hu Shuirong smile happily and say: "I am already very happy today. There are so many of you helping me celebrate my birthday. This is the best birthday gift."

Then I tilted my head as if I was overjoyed and fainted. People who drink too much are like this.

(End of this chapter)