The last elf

It has been several days since the campus sports meeting ended. I have finally had a stable life at school these days, but it is still so boring. In addition, since the campus sports meeting ended, the relationship between Hu Shuirong and I has become better. , they are no longer the same people who were unhappy with each other at the beginning. After all, they are also people who have struggled together. .biquge

Today is Saturday. After two classes in the afternoon, school will be over. The last class is physical education. Before the physical education class, Hu Shuirong came over and asked me: "What are you going to do after school?"

"I don't have any arrangements, I'm too busy!" I shrugged and said.

"Then go shopping with me?"

"Ah? Well... let me think about it." After I said that, I looked at Xueying who was sitting on the window looking at me with her big eyes, and then asked flatteringly: "Well, can I go? "

"Okay, but you have to bring us delicious food!" Xueying said cutely.

"Don't worry! I will definitely make you three fat!" I said, touching their heads.

Next came the physical education class. After the bell rang, our class consciously walked to the playground to gather, but the physical education teacher was already standing on the playground waiting for us.

"Every time you ask me to wait for you, when can you wait for me again? You don't take me as an elder seriously, do you?"

As soon as a group of us stood in line, he started to complain, and his complaints were like a machine gun, going on and on without stopping, which made all of us extremely depressed.

You want us to wait for you? You have a beautiful idea, you can wait a thousand years... I thought in my heart, but I didn't dare to say it out, otherwise I would be beaten to death by him.

"I guess this old boy has reached menopause, that's why he becomes a mother-in-law."

At this time, a buddy whispered to the buddy next to him, but the physical education teacher still noticed it.

"Then who! What are you talking about!?" A roar sounded.

"Report to the teacher! I said...the weather is nice today..." The guy was obviously frightened, so he made up an excuse casually, thinking that everything would be fine.

But it turns out that there is no easy end for those who lie.

"Oh? Really? The weather is good today, and the weather is just right for exercise. Let's go to the playground and run two laps, and start running fast!"

"Two laps?! That could kill someone! Can one lap be okay?" The guy became distressed upon hearing this.

"Three laps!!!" the PE teacher glared at him and yelled.

"No, I'm running! Isn't it okay if I run... But before I run, I want to leave a last message to my brothers..." After the brother finished speaking, he turned around and said to us in a pear-shaped manner: "Everyone Brothers and sisters, I have taken the first step. Don’t miss me. If any girl has a crush on me, she must confess her love to him quickly, otherwise there will be no chance in the future... Oops!"

I saw the physical education teacher directly kicked the guy in the back, and the guy was kicked out before he could finish his sentence.

"..."

Looking at the figure of that buddy running alone on the playground, each of us behaved like a grandson at this moment, fearing that we would be the next to suffer.

But when I saw Xue Ying, Yu Xi and Ah Li standing behind the physical education teacher and making faces at him, I couldn't hold it back and burst out laughing.

"What are you laughing at?" the physical education teacher asked, staring at me.

"Ah... I think, ahem, so on... the weather is nice today, so I'm very happy..." I answered while suppressing a smile.

……

"Brother, I'm here to run with you..." I said to the buddy as I ran.

After we finished a lap, we saw the students practicing counting under the supervision of the physical education teacher, "One! Two! Three! Four!..." This slogan never stopped.

"Let's stop running and walk slowly. Anyway, the old boy is supervising their counting and has no time to look at us." The guy said to me breathlessly.

"Then you have to look back from time to time. If he catches up, I don't care whether you live or die." I grinned at him.

"Don't worry!" He smiled at me and said.

In this way, we started running, turned into walking, and finally turned into walking...

I don’t know how long it took, but I heard the students behind me counting the numbers and there was no sound, and there was no movement for a long time. It felt weird.

I turned around and saw that the physical education teacher had caught up with me at some point. I will never forget his ferocious expression.

"Oh my god!" I screamed and ran away.

"Hey buddy, look at this flower blooming so beautifully, what do you think...Hey buddy, what are you doing? Why are you running?" When I ran, the guy next to me was still walking slowly. When you're admiring flowers, I don't care about you anymore. I'll retreat first, but you'll be behind!

Not long after I ran, I heard the physical education teacher’s scolding and the man’s screams coming from behind me. The sound was worse than the sound of killing a pig, and it was heart-wrenching to hear.

Next is free time. I finally got through it and luckily I didn’t die. But that guy was different. He just lay down on the ground and couldn't get up. He really wronged the kid and made him feel distressed just looking at him. But what can be done? The physical education teacher is nearly meters tall. What do you think you can do to him? You can't beat him even if you scold him, and you can't win against him even if you hit him a dozen times, and he won't make a sound, but just one punch from him is enough to make you lie in the hospital howling for several months.

Xueying, Xiao Xie and I were sitting on the playground basking in the sun, when a person flew down from the sky... I should say it was a big monkey.

"Wukong! Why are you here?" Xueying stood up and shouted excitedly.

As soon as she saw Brother Monkey, Ahri's eyes immediately started to glow with gold. I guess she must have been fascinated by Brother Monkey, but it's understandable because Brother Monkey is indeed handsome.

"I came down this time to inform you of something very important. It's great since you are all here. Xueying, look at this." Brother Monkey said, holding up a golden banner-like thing. He handed it to Xueying, and then said: "You can take care of yourself. I, Sun, have important things to do, so I'll take my leave now!" After saying that, he flew away on a somersault cloud, really coming and going without a trace.

"Xueying, what is this?" I asked, pointing to the golden thing.

"This is the "Wanted Order of Gods and Ghosts" jointly issued by Heaven and Hell," Xue Ying said, staring blankly at the flag-shaped banner.

""Wanted"? It sounds so domineering! What does it say?" I asked excitedly.

"Master, if heaven and hell join forces to send this thing, it means that a disaster is coming." Yu Xi and Ah Li said to me softly.

Sure enough, after Xueying finished reading, she said to us seriously: "Something happened in the underworld."

"What happened?!" everyone asked quickly.

"Two evil ghosts escaped from the underworld while the guards of the underworld were not paying attention. Those two evil ghosts were very powerful in magic. Now the underworld is in chaos, so the King of Hell went to heaven to ask the Jade Emperor to issue this "Wanted Order for Gods and Ghosts."

After listening, everyone was silent.

"Are there really ghosts in this world?" I asked softly after a long time.

"Yes, everything in this world is divided into five types: heaven, earth, humans, gods, ghosts, and the main races are also divided into five types: gods, dragons, spirits, demons, humans... In fact, there are also demons." Xueying looked at He looked at Ah Li and added.

"Now let's go to the underworld to check out the situation and see what kind of evil ghost has escaped." Xiao Xie said.

"Well, without further ado, let's set off now!"

As soon as Xueying and the others stood up, I quickly shouted: "Well, you go ahead... I have other things to do."

After hearing this, Xueying blinked at me and said, "Okay, don't forget what you promised me!"

"I know!" I scratched my head and said.

After Xueying and the others left, Ling'er and I walked around the playground a few times, and then returned to the classroom to wait for school to end. To be honest, I would not go to the underworld with them even if I had nothing to do. That ghost place is so gloomy, and the ghosts must all have green faces and fangs, flat noses and sunken eyes. It makes me sick to look at them.

School is finally over. I originally planned to ask Ling'er to go shopping with us, but this girl disappeared as soon as school was over. Maybe she was frightened when she heard Xueying say that two ghosts escaped from the underworld, so she hurriedly I ran home and hid in bed...

After walking on the street with Hu Shuirong for a while, I felt really bored, but she seemed to have endless energy and was still very lively. Maybe this is the case. Girls don’t feel tired when they go shopping. Boys don’t get tired of playing games.

There were several times when I was on the street that I wanted to rush into a nearby Internet cafe to kill a few people, but then I thought it would not be good if Shuirong with a beard came out alone, so I endured my temper and walked around with her for a while.

You think I was so stupid at that time? I obviously don’t like shopping, so why did I agree to her? Are you happy now? I walk a few beats slower than an old man. This feeling is worse than death. I would rather go to the underworld and walk a few times. Even if my life is shortened, it will be better than now!

Maybe even God can't bear to see how miserable I am. Hu Shuirong finally noticed something was wrong with me, so she asked me: "What's wrong with you? Why do you look so ugly?"

"I'm tired..." I said to her in a half-dead tone.

"Then let's go to that milk tea shop for a while." Hu Shuirong pointed to a milk tea shop next to her and said.

As soon as we entered the milk tea shop, we found a seat and sat down, but the seats in this milk tea shop were for two people per table, and the seats were heart-shaped, which made me a little embarrassed.

"Hello, what kind of milk tea do you two handsome guys and beauties want to drink?" The waiter was a girl, and she asked us with a sweet smile.

"Two cups of red bean milk tea, thank you." Hu Shuirong looked at me and asked, "Do you have any objection?"

"Ah? No, no, no, no objection..." I was very nervous at this time, because I felt that the atmosphere here was wrong. The people who came were all a man and a woman, and they all seemed to be lovers, so where was I? Listening to what kind of milk tea she ordered for me, even if she ordered a bottle of dichlorvos for me, I probably drank it without paying attention. I was so nervous...

After the milk tea was served, I quickly picked it up and started drinking it.

While I was drinking, I saw a man and woman sitting behind Hu Shuirong kissing without any hint of shyness. What surprised me even more was that other customers including the waiters didn’t have much reaction when they saw it, as if it was commonplace. .

"Pfft!" I couldn't hold it back and squirted out.

"What's wrong with you? You're choking?" Hu Shuirong asked quickly.

I pointed behind her and said, "Someone is playing bo over there..."

She looked back, then turned back to me and said, "There's nothing strange about this, it's normal."

Is this...normal? All right! I started to lose my composure, so I quickly drank the rest and got up to pay the bill.

After Hu Shuirong and I came out of the milk tea shop, I turned back and glanced at the sign of the milk tea shop: "Milk tea is all about showing affection." After reading it, I felt a chill in my back. This is indeed an awesome place...

After walking on the street with Hu Shuirong for a while, it suddenly started raining heavily. Neither she nor I brought an umbrella, so we had to hide under a big tree to take shelter from the rain.

"There is no shelter from the rain here, we will be struck by lightning." Hu Shuirong said worriedly.

At this time, I saw a child walking from the opposite side, holding a super big umbrella.

"There is hope!" After I finished speaking, I ran towards the child excitedly, and then said to him with a smile: "Brother, your umbrella is quite big, please give me your seat!"

Unexpectedly, the child was so frightened that he ran away quickly, shouting: "Bad guy! Don't grab my umbrella!"

Watching his running back, I returned to Hu Shuirong dejectedly and said, "Fuck, let that kid run away. Damn that kid is not tall enough to hold an umbrella, and he is carrying such a big umbrella. Didn't you see him?" That umbrella is so big!" I said while gesturing with my hands to show her.

"We'd better go somewhere else to take shelter from the rain. It's not safe here." Hu Shuirong said and ran into a KTV with me.

"How about singing?" she asked me with a smile.

"Wow, wow! In fact, I like to listen to girls singing the most... Oh no, I actually like singing very much!" I also said with a smile.

After opening the private room and entering, I quickly helped Hu Shuirong order a few songs that I liked, and she happened to be able to sing them.

"You ask the water of the West Lake to steal some of her beauty,

Time is gone, who will leave the vows?

You ask the Yangtze River water to taste the sadness,

There is half a lover's heart left, and I can't bring it back..."

Listening to Hu Shuirong's moving singing voice, I was completely intoxicated.

Just when I was traveling alone in the world of sex, Hu Shuirong patted me on the shoulder and said, "Why don't you sing? Come and sing with me!"

"Okay, okay!" After hearing this, I hurriedly stepped forward to pick up the microphone, and then ordered the song "Heart-Suffering"

"Next time we meet at a certain intersection, please tell me you had a great time,

I miss your eyes, your expression and your figure, and I miss you with tears in a person's night.

Next time we meet at a certain intersection, please tell me how I can miss you?

Forget your sincerity, your intentions, your sadness, forget yourself caring about you,

and dusty memories. "

……

If someone asks me: "How do you feel when you and a girl sing alone in a KTV?"

I just want to say two words: "It's so cool..."

This exciting time passed in a flash. Beautiful things are fleeting.

Unknowingly, the afternoon passed by. When we came out of the KTV, it was already : in the evening.

After eating something with her at the snack shop, it was time for her to go home.

"Shall I see you off?" I don't know where the courage came from, I just couldn't hold back and said these words.

"Yeah." Fortunately, she didn't refuse, otherwise it would be really embarrassing.

We chatted wordlessly along the way. When I was thinking about whether something should happen, I heard her suddenly say: "Just send it here, I'm home."

I looked up and saw that her house was a residential building and she lived on the first floor. It seemed that her family's family background was very average.

"Okay then, go to bed early, good night."

"Well, thank you for spending such an interesting afternoon with me..." Hu Shuirong came up and hugged me after saying that, and then walked away.

I froze in place, thinking to myself: "Good luck...Brother's spring is coming..."

Then I returned the same way. Although it was boring along the way, I was very satisfied.

I looked at my watch and saw that it was already past nine o'clock in the evening. There was no one on the road at this time. I was walking alone in a dark alley, and I always felt uncomfortable in my heart.

Why haven't Xueying and the others come back yet? Nothing will happen, right? I was thinking about it while walking, but after walking for more than ten minutes, I found that I was still in this alley...

its not right! I remember that it only took about five minutes when Hu Shuirong and I walked down this alley. Why have we not walked out after more than ten minutes now? And why do I feel like I'm always going around in circles here?

Oops! Could it be that I hit a wall when I met a ghost? ? In the afternoon, Xueying and the others said that two evil ghosts had escaped from the underworld. I wouldn't be so lucky. Just wait until I bump into them, right?

But I have also heard of ways to crack the ghost wall. Although these methods are very shameless, you must rely on these methods if you want to survive!

The first one: pee on the spot and then walk straight out.

But now I'm so nervous that I can't pee. Who said that people will pee in critical moments? I'm not done with him!

The second method: take off your underwear and put it on your head, leaving only a small gap for walking, so that you can walk out.

Hey, luckily I'm wearing underwear...

I had just taken off my pants and was about to take off my underwear when I heard female laughter coming from in front of me.

Damn... there's someone!

I quickly lifted up my pants, then looked up and saw two beauties standing by a streetlight not far in front of me, looking at me and smiling.

awful! Now I am embarrassed and have to go to my grandma’s house...

I looked at them very awkwardly, and just as I was about to say something, they walked up to me with a smile and asked, "Young handsome guy, why are you here alone so late?"

I'm so darling, their voices are so sexy, I feel like all the bones in my body are softening.

"Two beautiful sisters, I'm lost. Can you tell me how to get out of this alley?" I asked, suppressing the evil desire in my heart.

"Okay, but you have to make us two sisters happy!" One of the beauties said and put her hand on my chest.

Damn it, they can't be young ladies...why are they so open-minded? I wonder.

But as soon as her hand touched my chest, I immediately shuddered.

So cold! Her hands have no body temperature at all! These are not human hands at all, but like the hands of a dead person...

Could it be that they are... ghosts! ! !

Now everything is clear. If I guessed correctly, it was the two female ghosts in front of me who escaped from the underworld. They were also responsible for the ghosts hitting the wall just now. Now they plan to play Kill me after you're done with me...that's for sure.

I shuddered again as her other hand reached up to my chest as well.

We can't go on like this, otherwise I will die here! I can’t die, I haven’t married a wife yet! I want to have an elf with Xueying!

When they were unprepared, I quietly poured enough energy into my palms, and then used the tenth level of "Vajra Palm" to hit the female ghost on the forehead. I only heard the female ghost scream. The child flew several meters away.

"elder sister!"

After the other female ghost saw her flying out, she immediately went to help her. I quickly seized the opportunity and ran back, thinking that if I beat you to death, I would be doing justice to God, but if I didn't kill you, your fate would be great!

However, it turns out that humans cannot outrun ghosts at all.

I kept running and running, and after running for a long time, I saw them standing in front of me again at some point.

"I can't do it anymore...I won't run anymore..." I was so frightened that I sat on the ground panting. It seemed that "Vajra Palm" had no effect on them both. Now I was finished.

"You look quite handsome. I originally wanted to have some fun with you, but I didn't expect that you are not an ordinary mortal and dare to attack me. Go to hell!" After saying that, the female ghost pounced on me.

I clearly saw that her nails were at least four centimeters long and very sharp, enough to cut my intestines open.

The female ghost died under the body, and she was charming no matter what she did...

Just when I thought I was going to rush to the street, many big white tails suddenly stretched out from nowhere. Those big tails hit the female ghost who rushed towards me. The female ghost screamed and flew away again. Got out.

"Xiao Fengfeng! Are you okay!?" At this time, Xueying, Xiao Xie and the others appeared next to me, yahoo! This time I don’t have to die!

"I'm fine, they...they are female ghosts!" I pointed at the female ghost standing up from the ground and the other female ghost standing next to her.

"Yes, they are two fierce ghosts who escaped from the underworld." Xiao Xie said.

And those big white tails that knocked the female ghost away just now were naturally Ahri's.

At this time, she was facing the two female ghosts in the form of a great white fox.

"Hu family members, it's best not to meddle in other people's business!" The two female ghosts said to Ah Li.

After hearing this, Ah Li didn't talk nonsense to them and pounced directly on them.

Seeing them fighting together, Yu Xi shouted: "It's so exciting! I'm coming too!" After she said that, she rushed forward.

But the result was not ideal. Ah Li and Yu Xi worked together to barely tie with the two female ghosts. This shows that these two female ghosts are indeed very powerful.

Finally, Xiao Xie and Awei also joined the battle. Four against two, they were at a slight disadvantage.

After escaping the cyclone created by Xiao Xie, the two female ghosts turned their heads and stared at me and said, "Boy, you are the first prey that our two sisters target when we come to the world of the world. Sooner or later, your soul will be sucked out by us." , I will let you go today! But remember! Even if you escape to the ends of the earth, we will definitely catch you!" After they finished speaking, they turned into a ball of black smoke and disappeared.

I go! If they were humans, I would have liked them to follow me every day, but they were ghosts. Instead of being targeted by humans, I was targeted by two female ghosts. Who was I provoking? ?

"Let them run away..." Xiao Xie sighed.

Looking at the dim moon above my head, I took a long breath and sighed: "It seems that the world... is starting to become unstable!"

(End of this chapter)