The last elf

The so-called wedding night sounds like a very high-end and classy night, but in fact it is completely different. I can only use four words to describe last night's wedding night as horrific. .biquge

The door to my room was broken down by those beasts!

Anyway, I didn't sleep all night last night. It wasn't until breakfast this morning that I dared to come out of the room. My clothes were all torn. Damn.

"Master, you have so many dark circles under your eyes!" Ah Li said while eating porridge and looking at me.

"You have the nerve to say that! Did you weigh me down last night?! I weigh more than kilograms! I almost died because of you!" I roared at her.

"Then why is Sister Xueying okay?" Yuxi asked, pointing to Xueying sitting beside her.

I glanced at her, sighed and said, "That's because she has special powers. There were so many people who wanted to tease her last night. Later, after she lowered the temperature around her, it felt better to be by her side." It’s no different than staying in the refrigerator. Who dares to get close to her after being fucked like this? So you guys all come to mess with me. Fortunately, I’m lucky, otherwise you wouldn’t be able to see me today.”

After a while, mom and dad came out with Lulu in their arms. The three of them slept last night. It seems that mom and dad really like Lulu in general. They hug Lulu wherever they go, for fear of not being able to hug her. It would seem like someone would snatch it away.

"Did you sleep well last night? Did you cry?" I glanced at my mother and asked.

My mother nodded and said with a smile: "Our little baby is so good, why does he cry?"

Dad also smiled and responded: "My enemy! I'm better behaved than you were when you were a child!"

After hearing this, I grinned: "You two must not spoil her, otherwise she will tear the family apart."

"Nonsense! Our little baby is so good, who will do it if I don't do it?" My mother glared at me, then smiled and touched Xueying's head and asked, "When are you two going to help us give birth to a grandson? ?”

"No, no, no, stop it!" After hearing this, I waved my hands and said, "Just one Lulu has to be coaxed for a long time when she is angry. If another one comes, I will die!"

Xueying smiled and said to her mother: "Mom, actually I also want to have a son! A boy and a girl are good."

"No!" I pouted at Xueying: "I don't agree! If you want to give birth to me by yourself, I don't believe you can give birth to me by yourself!"

Ah Li and Yu Xi both looked at me in surprise after hearing this. Seeing them like this, I said angrily: "What are you looking at? Why are you opening your mouths so wide? If you want to hold a boy, just give birth to one!"

When I said this, they quickly lowered their heads, and my parents asked me together: "Why are boys so bad? Don't forget that you are a boy yourself!"

"That's why I don't like myself! What's more... Oh, that's right! All my friends and classmates have gone back, right?" I quickly changed the subject, for fear that I would be beaten if I continued...

"All of them have gone back. Those who are a little far away from home, I asked a car to take them back." Dad nodded and said.

"By the way, there seems to be a dinner party at noon today, right?"

Yu Xi told me: "What Jiang Yuebai told you yesterday seemed to be about Sun Tianhao."

"Oh...right! Fortunately, I remembered, it's noon at Grandma's Bay, right?"

After breakfast, I went to a small lake alone. I would go back to the city in a while. I remembered that Jiang Yuebai had already seen Sun Tianhao before the wedding yesterday, but because the situation was quite special at that time, he did not What to say, in order to prevent him from misunderstanding, I promised him that I would treat everyone to a meal at Grandma Bay at noon the next day and explain everything clearly.

I hope they won't start fighting as soon as they meet like before. For the sake of safety, I'd better call more people so that when they start fighting, there will be someone to start the fight, right?

Looking at the gurgling lake, I sighed softly, and then habitually put my hand in my pocket, but as soon as I put it in, I touched a piece of paper. When I took it out, it turned out to be a red envelope.

This... Xiaoya gave it to me!

After reacting, I quickly opened the red envelope and took out two one hundred and one fifty bills...

Originally, I was quite happy when I saw the two red bills at first, but after I took out the green fifty yuan bill, I didn’t know what to say. At this moment, I felt that my face was just like the green bill. The tickets are the same color.

Wu Shuya...you are cruel! ! ! When you get married, I will definitely give you four hundred and thirty-eight!

Oh wait...here's another letter!

I took out a piece of paper inside and saw it said:

Willow head on the moon, after dusk.

Hello.

"..."

What a mess! What does this say? Quatrains? Acrostic poem? what does it mean?

But when I calmed down and took a closer look, I found that the paper had the word "willow" written on it, and the word "approval" written on it, and there was also the word "after dusk". Could this be hinting at something?

Liu, Yue, after dusk...

Could it be that you asked me to meet under the willow tree after dusk? !

Yeah! That must be the case! But she didn’t say where it was under the willow tree!

Willow trees... where are the willow trees? It stands to reason that willow belongs to wood, and wood follows flowers...

Could it be...

I remembered! garden! Heart-killing Garden! I remember that one night a few months ago, after I had a conflict with my parents, I took White Fox for a walk in Zhuxin Garden. Later, Xiaoya came too, and there happened to be a few trees planted where we were sitting and chatting. Big willow tree, so that must be where the letter mentioned it!

Xiaoya, what do you want to say to me?

Around noon, our family of seven returned to the city. Lulu was taken home by her parents, while the rest of us went back to rent a house.

Li Zhiyue had already returned to the rental house last night. When she saw that we were all back, she smiled and asked us: "What do you want to eat for lunch?"

"We will go to Grandma's Bay for lunch at noon. Sister Xiaoyue, please go too!"

"Ah? Do you want to serve wine again? Is someone getting married again?"

"Oh, it's not a wedding, it's just a grand banquet! I can't tell whether I will be sad or happy by then! No matter what, I'll call a few people first, and if there is a fight, you must hug me Stay with them both!"

After a while, the five of us went out on time at :. Grandma's Bay Restaurant is not far from my place, only five minutes away. I have to book a private room on the second floor before they arrive so that the fight can be easy. It won't affect other people.

Thank God there is a large private room on the second floor. After the five of us sat in, we started waiting. In addition to Sun Tianhao and Jiang Yuebai, I also called eight other people, a total of fifteen people, which should be about the same.

He Xiangxiang was the first to arrive, followed by Xiao Xie, Ling'er, Hu Shuirong, and then Yang Ying and Daha.

Seeing Yang Ying and Daha walking in, I quickly smiled and waved to them: "Are you here? Come on, come on, sit down and have a sip of tea, and give me some strength later!"

At twelve o'clock sharp, Sun Tianhao walked in with Yun Shanshan, and then Jiang Yuebai also walked in with Xiaodie.

Okay, everyone is here, the fight can begin... No! It’s time to eat!

Everyone was silent after taking their seats. Looking at their slightly confused eyes, I believe that except for me and Sun Tianhao, Jiang Yuebai and Xiaodie, no one here knows why we are showing this today. Dinner.

"Order! Don't be stunned! Order whatever you want! Waiter! Bring me some more menus!!!"

After I brought the menus, I distributed them all to the girls present. While they were ordering, I looked at Sun Tianhao and Jiang Yuebai. At this time, they were sitting face to face, neither talking to each other.

No, it can’t go on like this. I am the middleman. One side is my good buddy and the other side is my senior brother. I can’t offend anyone! So I have to do something, otherwise something will happen if I keep staring like this! I can smell the smell of fire!

"that……"

I picked up the glasses on the table and poured white wine for them both, and then poured myself a glass. Then I picked up the glass and stood up and said to them: "No matter what festivals we had before, we will all smile after drinking this glass of wine." Let’s pass it and then start again, okay?”

After hearing this, the two of them looked at me first, and then at the cup in front of them, but neither of them had any reaction.

I thought to myself that it was embarrassing now and I couldn’t persuade them both. What should I do now?

At this time, Xueying also poured a glass of wine, then stood up with the same glass and said to them: "Although I don't know what the feud between the two brothers is, I would like to ask you two brothers to consider that Yunfeng and I have just been married. For the sake of giving us face, don’t worry about the past anymore, wouldn’t it be nice to drink this glass of wine and become friends again?”

After Xueying said these words, I saw that they were obviously unable to sit still, but they still refused to raise their glasses due to face issues.

At this time, Xiaodie, who was sitting next to Jiang Yuebai, stood up. She also poured herself a glass of wine and said to Jiang Yuebai: "Yuebai, Ling Xueying is right, don't worry about the past anymore. Wouldn’t it be nice for everyone to be friends together?”

Yun Shanshan finally came to her senses after watching for a long time. She also poured herself a glass of wine and said to Sun Tianhao: "Brother Tianhao, these two sisters and Brother Yunfeng are right. We can be friends." It’s very lively! I don’t understand what happened in the past, and I don’t want to understand, so just pretend it didn’t happen! Don’t worry about it anymore, okay?”

Sun Tianhao and Jiang Yuebai can no longer sit still, but I must add more heat!

So I waved my hands to Ah Li, Yang Ying, and He Xiangxiang who were sitting next to me, and at the same time, I kept whispering to them: "Come on, come on, come on quickly!!!"

After they understood, they all poured themselves a glass of wine, then raised their glasses and stood up and said to Sun Tianhao and Jiang Yuebai: "Forget the past! Start over again!!!"

"Did you see that? So many people are urging you to get back together. Even if you don't give face to me, you have to give face to these beauties, right? Is it possible that they will come to force you to drink in person? Or...you two plan to beat us up. Thirteen?”

Finally, with the joint persuasion of all of us, the two of them finally raised the cups in their hands and clinked them with each other. Then fifteen of us clinked our cups again. This time the meal finally achieved what I wanted. Effect.

Later, the more we played, the crazier we became, and the more we drank. If it weren’t for our respective wives, we would probably drink to death on the spot. Although this meal cost me more than a thousand yuan, But we had a great time eating so it was worth it.

After we walked out of the restaurant, a group of us started shopping on the street. This is what those girls want. Shopping... as long as you are a girl, you will like it, because someone here pays for it, not me. It was Sun Tianhao. Anyway, the two of us were so poor that we only had money, so we spent the afternoon shopping on the street.

To be precise, we followed them around all afternoon. During this period, the five of us tried several times to sneak into a nearby Internet cafe and kill a few of them while they were not paying attention, but every time we wanted to run away. They would always find us, so we had no choice but to follow them and act as bag carriers.

In the end, I couldn't bear it anymore. I felt like I was walking like Wu Laoer next door, so I just stopped walking!

So I said to the four of them: "Brothers, how about we all lie on the ground and pretend to be dead? Then they will let us go back."

After saying that, I didn’t care what their reactions were, the first one took the lead and lay down on the ground.

Their expressions were so disgusting when they saw me lying down. They were stunned for two seconds and then all lay down one by one.

"Ouch! My stomach hurts! I'm about to give birth! I fell down~~"

In fact, we don’t want this, because under the stimulation of alcohol, our brains have begun to lose control. It doesn’t matter whether you are the three consecutive school boxing kings or the son of the devil, just lie down still.

No way, I did this just to get home early, because I had other things to do in the evening! It's almost half past four now.

But fortunately, after the five of us lay down on the ground together with the naked expressions and painful moans, the girls no longer had the interest to continue shopping. Instead, they carried, supported, and lifted us. They carried us, but in the end they got us back.

On the way home, I specifically asked Li Zhiyue to wake me up around :.

After I got home, I lay on the bed for an hour. At :, Li Zhiyue came to call me. I sat up from the bed and rubbed my eyes, and then looked out the window. At this time, the setting sun was setting outside. Falling little by little.

But my head still hurts a little! I haven’t sobered up from the wine yet, and I still feel dazed. I’m worried that something will happen if I go out like this! But there is no other way, and we can’t bring anyone else with us. After all, we are going on a date!

A date with my old lover Wu Shuya! It's still after dusk!

Is not it? Make a date after dusk! After dusk! ! !

(End of this chapter)