Douluo Continent - Shrek Nine Monsters

As soon as Li Sheng got up, he saw Conong Rong cooking. He just watched her cooking quietly. Then he saw Conong Rong shaking his hand and putting half a can of salt in. Li Sheng said silently, "I suspect you want to poison me." , and then elope with you! I'm jealous, I want to elope with a fat man." Calmly rolled her eyes at him and said, "Go ahead!"

Li Sheng cowardly said, "Well, then, I'd better not go." Calmly smiled at him, Li Sheng said speechlessly, "So are you jealous of a man?" Calmly said doubtfully, "Oh, so. Is it obvious?" Li Sheng nodded and said, "Obviously, and don't turn around when cooking, I'm afraid you'll burn it." He smiled calmly and said, "You've also been jealous of a man."

Li Sheng was confused. I, I remember I am a man... looked at Calm and said, "Can this be the same?" Calm walked out of the kitchen for a while before coming back and said, "It's the same." Li Sheng looked at Calm with a critical eye. She said, "Now the question is, what did you do just now?" Calmly walked into the door and said, "Can you not tell me?..." Li Sheng nodded and said, "If you don't want to say it, forget it." Calmly said in a panic, "Don't do this. Say, if you continue like this, I feel like I will die, I, I will go..."

Li Sheng looked at her confused look and said, "I'm serious, if you don't want to say it, don't say it." Calmly said cruelly, "I went out to greet him, I was wrong~" Li Sheng shook his head and said, "You're right. It's my fault. I'm not jealous or angry." Calmly tilted his head and said, "Really?" Li Sheng nodded and said, "I just want Jingjing. I want to know where Jingjing is now and what she is doing. ."

Calmly shook his head and said, "No! Who is Jingjing?" Li Sheng raised his head degrees, looked up at the sky, and said with a smile, "I don't know either, I only know that she is a girl, and I miss her a little now." In the distance. , the master walked slowly, looked at Li Sheng and said, "Li Sheng, I don't understand. She just came out to pick me up. Why did she want to elope? Why are you jealous?"

Li Sheng said awkwardly, "Master, are you sitting inside? Have you eaten? Have you taken a shower? Have you seen the third brother? It doesn't matter if you haven't. Seeing me is like seeing the third brother. Don't worry, the third brother is in danger now, oh, It's not very safe. Dean Flender is protecting them, calm down." The master nodded, looked at Cong Rong and Li Sheng, and finally looked at Cong Rong and said, "What does your room look like, Cong Rong, can I go and see it?"

Calmly nodded and said, "Okay, Master." Li Sheng glared at her sideways, Calmly hesitated and said, "I was wrong, I shouldn't have let Master in, I shouldn't have talked to him, don't be angry, okay?" , I was really wrong." As soon as Li Sheng's door was closed, the master stood alone in the cold wind shivering. Li Sheng looked at him and said calmly, "The apology is not sincere."

Calmly looked at Li Sheng aggrievedly and said, "No, why are you so jealous of the master?" Li Sheng turned around and said, "I'm just jealous, I'm just jealous!" Calmly looked at Li Sheng, looking at his stomach. It started to hurt. Li Sheng watched Conong Rong holding her stomach and said, "Even if you pretend to have stomach pain, I won't forgive you." While silently helping Conong Rong rub her stomach.

Li Sheng said helplessly, "I told you not to eat indiscriminately. If you eat indiscriminately again, your stomach hurts. You deserve it." He said calmly and speechlessly, "You deserve it. I didn't eat indiscriminately!" Li Sheng carried her to the sofa. , continued to rub his stomach, rolled his eyes and said, "I didn't eat randomly, will my stomach hurt?" She looked at him calmly and said, "Teacher Zhao is right, you are a straight man, and you are the indestructible type. "

Li Sheng stretched out one hand to scratch his hair and the other continued to help Calm Rong rub his belly. He looked confused and said, "I...am I straight?" Calm nodded and said, "You can't even tell when your girlfriend comes to visit relatives." , what are you if you are not a straight man?" Li Sheng nodded and said, "Then drink more hot water later." Calmly made him feel anxious and said, "Go away, you straight man, I advise you to drink more lava!" "

Li Sheng said aggrievedly, "Did I say something wrong? If drinking more hot water doesn't work, then, let's drink more tea?" Calmly speechless, completely speechless, looked at him and said, "I, forget it, you love Say whatever you want, and I’m out of sanitary napkins, go and buy some for me." Li Sheng looked at him calmly with a confused look on his face and asked, "Sanitary napkins? Oh! Sanitary napkins, go right away!"

Calmly looked at him and said, "Wouldn't it be embarrassing for you to buy sanitary napkins?" Li Sheng waved his hand and said, "Tch! Isn't it just buying a sanitary napkin? Why should I be embarrassed?" Calmly looked at him dumbfounded, and was moved to tears. Oh, I didn’t expect this straight man to have such a side.

Li Sheng happily ran to the edge of the village and bought a roll of sanitary napkins, thinking, isn't it just a roll of sanitary napkins? What's embarrassing? Doesn’t that store feel the same way? Women nowadays are really worried about this and that when buying sanitary napkins.

Calmly holding his stomach and waiting for Li Sheng's arrival, he was speechless as soon as Li Sheng came in. He looked at him and said, "What did you buy?" Li Sheng looked at the sanitary napkin in his hand and said, "Sanitary napkin." Ah, is there any problem? Or do you prefer toilet paper? Don’t panic, toilet paper and roll paper are the same thing, just take them."

Calm glanced at the zz and said, "Forget it, I'll buy it myself." Li Sheng looked at the sanitary napkin in his hand, scratched his hair and said, "What's wrong with this? Calm? This brand Don’t you like it? Then, tell me which brand you like, and I’ll buy it for you? Seriously, I’ll buy it for you no matter how far away you are.”

Calmly looked at this fool and said angrily, "You are so hopelessly stupid, I am speechless. Do you know about the seventh dimension? Huh? It's the aunt's towel?" Li Sheng nodded and said, "I know, but this has nothing to do with hygiene. Does it have anything to do with the scarf?" Calmly rolled her eyes at him and said, "Just buy it for me." Li Sheng quickly shook his head and said, "I'm a big boy going to buy that kind of thing. If I don't go, I'll be laughed at." of."

Calmly said silently, "Then let me go by myself!" Li Sheng looked at it and calmly paused, feeling confused in pain, and said, "Forget it, I'll go."