A reasonably developed ninja world

Are all ninjas really fools? Is their intelligence gathering ability just a show-off? You show off your training methods in such a arrogant manner, and you still want your approval if I try to copy it? Ninja copycat, can it be called a copycat? There are many crazy people like Metkai in the ninja world. .biquge is crazier than you and works harder than you, so that’s bullshit.

What you can truly rely on is not a golden finger falling from the sky, but your own sweat and hard work. And in addition to this kind of effort, if you add a little love, it will be the happiest thing. Loving something does not mean that it will directly bring you any power. It does not mean that you can become invulnerable by shouting: "Master Hong will live forever, enjoy immortal blessings forever, and live as long as heaven."

But if you like it, many ideas will come up, and if you are willing to implement these ideas, then of course you will gain more than those who don't like it. For example, if you like someone, you are willing to wash and cook for them, send flowers and water. Naturally, he is more popular with girls than those straight men.

In general, ninja training is not necessarily primitive and backward, and modern people cannot defeat the ninja world just by knowing a set of radio gymnastics. As for the golden bell cover and iron cloth shirt, Nagata has never practiced it, so he doesn’t know the effect. But a person sneaks around every day, finds a deserted corner, and assumes strange postures. He is also a civilian. Say, where did your method come from? The Konoha Torture Department invites you to tea.

For hard qigong, you also need help from someone to beat yourself all over the body with a wooden stick wrapped in cotton. After you become proficient, remove the cotton and finally replace it with the iron rod. Until the body is stressed, muscles can tighten and digestion weakens. Special herbs are also used to condition the body. Where did the herbs come from? Did you pick it yourself? Wouldn't it be nice to practice running during this time? Within three days, the secret was exposed, and all of Konoha collectively embarked on the path of refining the body to become a god and prove the Tao with force.

What? Ninjas have chakra that can absorb trees and climb trees and cross water. Do you use chakra when you are on the road? All the chakra is used up, are you ready to rush into the street? He was jumping on the tree, but if he missed a chakra, he fell down and was crippled?

Agility training is also very important. This used to be done with a skipping rope, with a blade tied to the rope. If you were not careful, you would get a cut. Later, I found out that it didn't work. It was said that it was not sustainable, and I lost too much blood after practicing for a long time. Ninjas did not eat well during the troubled times, and they were prone to anemia. And when you go out to be a spy, you come and go, take off your clothes for inspection, or accompany the leader to a bathing center, and hook up with the target's daughter and wife. As soon as you take off your clothes, if you haven't accomplished anything good, they will shout loudly. Wouldn't it be exposed?

Now it's changed to running, running in the gravel, and some people will throw rocks under your feet and sticks on your head. It hurts when hit, but it doesn't hurt. At most, it just sprains my foot and swells it a bit. So don’t play dead, get up and carry on.

Another way is to hang it on a tree. Not by the neck, but by the hands. If you put lit incense or something on the ground, it will be very painful if it falls. After the Kirin Arm is completed, use fingers instead until it reaches the level of Kato's Eagle Fingers.

Ninjas have done research and found that without chakra, two fingers can bear up to 60 kilograms of weight. In other words, it is best for ninjas not to weigh more than this number. So when you look at Konoha Village, most of them are slim, handsome guys and beauties. . If you see someone with a lot of weight, they either have amazing strength or amazing chakra.

There are more strength training methods, so I won’t explain them one by one.

Thousands of people die in vain every day. Who has time to check the underworld's business one by one? There is not even a year-end inventory. It is said that the Heavenly Court cannot discover it, but even if it is discovered, for you asshole, you will still touch the princes of the underworld. The most I can do is write a letter of apology, find a ghost to guide me on the road to hell, and sentence me to a temporary job, saying that I am not strict with my subordinates and so on. The ghost will hold a vat, and he will be dismissed from his post and investigated. If you look again another day, the ghost has been promoted to a ghost official.

So after time travel, don’t expect any golden fingers, people have to work hard on their own. Why after time travel, the best ones are the special forces and doctors. Because they can adapt to any environment and continue to learn.

That fat-headed leader doesn't want others to die quickly in the reincarnation space. That's because the reincarnation space doesn't want them. In a less harsh environment, I would still be doing better than the average person. For example, in ancient times, people used to build relationships through the back door and become officials. Bullying men and dominating women, killing someone in the county jail is just like playing games. Really, all county officials are Bao Zheng. Looking for an excuse to hit thirty boards, it is said that the body is weak. Being tortured is nothing more than death and being thrown into a mass grave. Just wait for the next time to travel.

In the past, when training was strict, all that was thrown out were caltrops and broken glass, and knives were buried on the ground. There were also two big wolf dogs behind him that had been hungry for two days, Lao Lao Lao Zi Liu. If you can practice this, it's true that even dogs can't catch up.

There are two types of endurance training. One is running, which exercises lung capacity. There's nothing to say about this. Most of us can do it, but we just don't have as much training as ninjas.

For example, flexibility is a child's skill, and it is best to train it from childhood. It is extremely difficult to stretch the ligaments as an adult. (The author once wanted to stretch the ligaments, and asked Taobao to see if there was any secret medicine for opening tendons. Is there any adult who has succeeded? Please tell me how to do it in the book review.)

There is also balance. It is not like the kind in the comics, where ropes are tied at both ends of the stream, and then people walk across it like a tightrope. If they lose their balance, they fall into the water. That was an advanced stage. Climbing out of the water was a waste of time and it was easy to catch a cold. You need to practice the basics first. How to practice? Plum blossom pile. First it was three feet above the ground, and then it got higher and higher. Then upgrade to tightrope walking and then walk across houses. Dancing ballet on the treetops is out of the question.

The lard is really blinding me. If you really want to cover up your mistake, you can pour Meng Po Tang into your mouth and throw it into the six reincarnations, including the insect family and Pipi shrimp family. Your intelligence will be wiped out and you will be speechless. If you find someone to take your position, you will be unaware of the situation. Who knows what is written in the book of life and death? I have to sign it for you to confirm it.

I have to arrange it well for you so as not to be discovered. Along the way, he will have high officials and generous salaries, live a long life, beauties like clouds, and have many children. Why are you so big-hearted? He dared to threaten the King of Hell. I find a wicked person who will go to the eighteen levels of hell for ten lifetimes. He will never be reincarnated and will take your place. See if he dares to report and expose. If he does, he will be finished.

What, are you from the Ninja Village? Write a letter and ask your boss to pay for it. Don’t go back if you don’t write.

What, you are from the Five Great Ninja Villages? Come on, come on, ask your village to write a letter to prove that you are not a bad person, and see if the village admits that you exist. Forget it, your identity has been exposed, you might as well consider staying and becoming the intrusive son-in-law. Your village probably thinks you have rebelled and has already killed your whole family. (Refer to Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty killing Li Ling.)

There are some things that can be taken advantage of in the Ninja School, such as knowledge and vision. Some things cannot be taken advantage of. Even if you shed tears, you still have to practice hard.

To be a ninja in the ninja world, you don't actually need chakra. There are many kinds of ninjas. The ones who are spies, I just want the ones who don't know chakra. Otherwise, wouldn't it be exposed as soon as the sensing ninja comes? No matter if you are a spy or not, I will arrest you first.

What, you're a wandering ninja? That means there is no backstage. Let’s go to prison. We are short of coolies like you.

In our concept, a strong person either has a special physique or a persevering will. In short, there must be something different from others. It proves that this person is awesome and has the potential to become stronger. Just like when the emperor is born, the unicorn must clear the way and the dragon and phoenix are reincarnated. The next thing is that the sky has a different color and the room is full of fragrance.

So much so that after time travel, either the blood will change into the air every second, and it will be like walking to a woman. Either you are born into a wealthy family, but for a while the dragon swims in shallow water and the horse is stuck in the mud. None of these, then it must be someone who encounters the Chaos Bead when buying antiques, picks up the Donghuang Bell while picking up garbage, and has unlucky luck.

Still not, then why should I travel through time? I must have taken the wrong person with me during my time travel. You have to compensate me, otherwise I will go to the King of Hell to sue you. What? It is the king of hell who is drunk. Then I will go to the Jade Emperor to sue you. Then the ghost offered a toast, the judge took off his boots, the bull-headed and horse-faced man smiled in apology, and the king of hell bowed his head.