A reasonably developed ninja world

"Regarding this grand event, Hashirama-sama has the following instructions... biqugev..."

"Mito-sama, you also mentioned some important principles..."

"I'll make a few more additions..."

"I'll talk for a few more minutes..."

"There are a few more points that everyone must not forget..."

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Danzo patted Sarutobi: "Can you be like him?"

Sarutobi was drowsy: "What did you say? I seemed to have fallen asleep just now."

A bunch of Japanese idiots, I am speaking to a principal in heaven, but they are all better than you. The art of holding a meeting is that everything you say is right at first glance. If you think about it carefully, there are no specific measures. If you think about it carefully, if something happens, you can always find far-sighted and prophetic words in the meeting content, which proves that the leader has reminded you that you have not understood the spirit of leadership.

As for why Nagata didn’t say the specific content. Nonsense, who dares to help Tobirama make a decision. This matter will eventually fall to the trio of Hashirama, Mito, and Tobirama. No matter which country it is, the general rule is that if there is nothing to do, just have a meeting, and it will be no big deal. If you have a meeting, big things will be done.

After the press conference, there were indeed a lot less people getting close to Senju's house, because Nagata said, no one understands yet, Nagata will call everyone for a meeting to discuss, it doesn't matter once, if you discuss it a few times, you will eventually figure it out.

Look, what is atmosphere? Ask Danzo, how did Sarutobi become a leader when he couldn't even speak in meetings. Nagata looked at Danzo and Sarutobi with disdain. The two people unconsciously lowered their heads in shame. This is the cultural gap.

Everyone in the audience knew that he represented the will of Hashirama and Mito, and they all waited quietly to listen to what he had to say.

"Tch, how could I do such a boring thing. I'm a great ninja." Danzo used an arrogant roar to cover up his guilty conscience. Drawing boos. There are many people like this in life. When we say to them: "yu a yu u, abb." He will shamelessly say: "I won't go up, I will beep." Commonly known as - Gangjing. Danzo is such a person who has been at odds with Sarutobi his entire life.

Nagata walked onto the stage and signaled everyone to be quiet: "Welcome to Konoha, my name is Senju Nagata, and I am the plenipotentiary representative of this event."

"Who is this kid?"

Sarutobi quickly came to the stage to calm down the situation, "This is Hashirama-sama's authorized representative, Senju Nagata." As a second generation disciple, many people knew Sarutobi. Everyone stopped making noises and quietly watched what Nagata was about to say.

Nagata's face turned green with anger. I guess I'm easy to bully because of my age. Come on, let's hurt each other.

"Regarding this grand event, we cannot simply treat it as a blind date. With the attention of Lord Hashirama and the enthusiastic help of Lord Mito, we have gathered together this time. Here, on behalf of Hashirama, I Master Ma, and Master Mito, welcome everyone."

"Old man, my sister and you Senju Tobirama-sama are childhood sweethearts. Can you let my sister meet Tobirama-sama first? What, Tobirama-sama has never seen a woman. You don't understand what it means. The wild goose conveys love, and the fish passes on the truth. Come on, let me tell you these two allusions. The feelings of a pen pal are so pure and passionate."

As a result, everyone in the Senju family has been harassed to varying degrees in the past few days. Even Nagata was stuffed with two pieces of maltose. Nagata expressed his anger. Should I give you two bites of candy? Dove, Oreo, have you guys ever eaten it? Mmm, so sweet. It will be better to discount next time.

As a ninja, report on your work and talk about how much it will cost to cut off a few heads. Or whether the delivery of information is calculated based on time or mileage. Hashirama was okay with these things, but the false politeness and false greetings between nobles were not what he was good at. Mito Uzumaki was born a princess, but the problem was that she was rehearsing a monkey show and had no time to pay attention to him. Moreover, if one or two sentences go off the rails and someone gets beaten up, and a happy event turns into a funeral, that would be bad.

"Child, get down quickly."

"Stop playing, we are in a hurry."

"It's not good to leave such an important thing to a kid." Man, the scar on your chin is very unique. Don’t you know that having a scar on your chin will lead to a bad life, which will affect your later years?

"Brother Danzo, I have heard Brother Sarutobi talk about you a long time ago. You are the legendary model of ninja, the model of the strong, and the strongest man among young people. For such an important matter, I also feel that it is difficult to take on such a big responsibility. Still. Brother Danzo, go ahead." Nagata looked at Danzo with admiring eyes.

Moreover, this diplomatic activity is just like the stock market. The big bookmakers all want inside information. If there is any trouble, they will run away first. Retail investors without inside information become leeks. Making big money depends on connections, and making money depends on luck.

"Oh my, brother Senju, do you still remember me? Ten years ago, I was the second dog who herded cattle next to your Senju's house. What, you said that I am a noble and can't herd cattle. Why can't nobles? , I am called starting from the grassroots level, so that I can go home and inherit my family’s tens of millions of dollars, thousands of acres of land, and tens of thousands of people’s property. I am very familiar with Mr. Tobirama, can you let me know. "

"Nagata, what should we do about this?" Hiruzen Sarutobi participated in this kind of activity for the first time, and he was a little at a loss what to do.

Nagata looked at it and thought, oh, this must be Mito Menitis. Wearing glasses, by the way, is a ninja still short-sighted? It must be to cover up his lewd eyes. People who wear black-rimmed glasses are usually very smart, such as Sosuke Aizen and Conan.

This is going to be a sunny day. At such a young age, she has her hair tied up. What does this mean? To be married or not to be married. It's very old-fashioned to dress like this.

Therefore, Hashirama and Mito sent a team led by Sarutobi Hiruzen on the surface and led by Dogleg Nagata secretly, and ordered them to solve these troubles. But they were either nobles from the Fire Nation or international friends from abroad. In the end, they are all wealthy people in the village. They look up but don't look down, so it's hard to take any tough measures. So Nagata decided to hold a press conference.

That's right, Hiruzen Sarutobi is back. In order to cooperate with the "Casino Real Man Plan", troops on the border began to withdraw one after another. But the withdrawal of troops will always withdraw the second-line troops whose combat effectiveness is not that strong. Elites like Sarutobi Hiruzen still had to guard one side to prevent emergencies, so they came back relatively late.

Whether Tobirama wants it or not, things are always going on in an orderly manner. Konoha's traffic is under unprecedented pressure. Even other countries sent their own princess ginseng. Of course, the name is not called blind date, but to promote the development of national exchanges.

Tobirama is the second generation Hokage. Getting married is a major political event. It’s just that we didn’t have this plan before, but now that we have spoken out about it, countries should seize the opportunity as if they are not crazy. Although the shadows from each village could not come in person, they all sent their own capable men. If this happens, and we become married to the Leaf Village in the future, the benefits will be huge. If we can use some more tricks to annex Konoha Village, it's not like we can't think about it. Very beautiful, very beautiful.

So, representatives from each village arrived in Konoha. The first thing, of course, is to come to the door with gifts. As for waiting for the reception at the accommodation arranged by Konoha, I can only say that you are too naive. All TV broadcasts of leaders of various countries meeting foreign leaders, what they said, and what attitudes they expressed are actually for propaganda purposes. The actual conversations were done privately and alone. Close the door, you pull my beard, and I kick your private parts. That's a real fight. When on TV, you still have to be gentle and polite. The friendship between the two countries has a long history.