Hogwarts Poisoned Egg

But Iger thinks this is good, at least it suits him.

After all, I am not a person who follows the rules. I stay out at night, break into the area without permission, and play with Avada as flowers in the Forbidden Forest. We are just each other, and no one has any reason to criticize the other...

There are also broomsticks among Gryffindor students, but not many. There are only a few people from the Quidditch team. The others seem to have been restrained.

The division of labor among the little lions is quite clear. Fred, George and Wood, a group of Quidditch team members, are constantly harassing the basilisk below with their wands, making the basilisk very annoyed. A group of little lions on the other side They threw a lot of big dung eggs and pepper eggs at them, making the basilisk unable to find its way.

Then they are happy...

I completely let myself go...

For the first time, Egg discovered that Gryffindor students actually had so many contraband.

There was no point in trying to pull out fireworks anymore. A group of students got vats of life-and-death water from nowhere and threw them into the basilisk's mouth for free.

"Look! What they got! A comatose basilisk for God's sake! The protein is six times that of ordinary venomous snakes! They did it! Is Professor Snape proud of them?!!" Seamus stood with a big mouth. The stands were shouting, and Snape's face was as black as the bottom of a pot.

"Using potions in the Defense Against the Dark Arts exam should be considered a violation..." Snape turned to look at Iger. Seamus' words just now undoubtedly stabbed him in the chest. Iger could probably foresee Seamus' misery in the second half of the year. Living...

"If it's against the rules, then the Slytherin students just used broomsticks from the flying class, which is also against the rules Severus." Professor McGonagall didn't make it difficult for Egg, and walked over with a proud look on his face, raising his chin. Egg immediately nodded his head in a doggy manner, indicating that I was on Professor McGonagall's side.

Egg looked at Snape grinning and spreading his hands. The meaning was obvious. Although we are considered masters and apprentices, our political stance must be clear...

Snape's face turned darker...

"It's not a violation! They knocked out the basilisk!" Seamus shouted excitedly.

Ron didn't know who had broken the chokehold spell. He was holding the microphone and shouting excitedly. He was so excited that he got carried away, "Don't forget, there are three Weasley friends here! Mom, did you see it? Ginny, you Where are you looking? You should be looking at your brothers, not Harry!"

Ron's aunt's big mouth made Ginny's face turn red. She was yelled in front of so many people and her thoughts were revealed. Ginny was ready to kill Ron...

"He has many brothers, but Harry only has one brother!" Seamus looked at Ron teasingly, as if he didn't want to explain with him.

Then the two of them started fighting on the spot...

The Weasley brothers are all sister-controllers. Although they know that they have no value in their sister's heart, Seamus' words are still a bit too heart-breaking for Ron.

The venue burst into laughter and shouts, and there were cheering crowds everywhere.

"Eger said that if we can stun the basilisk, then we can do whatever we want!" Fred sat on the broom and waved his arms, completely igniting the enthusiasm of the little lions.

Egger looked confused, when did I say that?

"Have you ever had hot pot, friends?" George added to the fire again...

Then the basilisk was cut into pieces...

The tips of the wands of the little lions were inserted into the scales under the basilisk's head, and they were torn apart and released into the basilisk's body for free. The students from other colleges who were originally sitting on the substitute seats were shouting at each other. After watching, they rushed into the stadium one after another and joined the fight for the basilisk.

At Hogwarts, there was never any word of kindness towards magical creatures.

For example, in Potions class, they always have to dissect some poisonous snakes, toads, and sometimes even the claws of fat chickens. After all, in Potions, all weird things are needed...

It’s not that Slytherin’s symbol is a snake, so they won’t eat snake meat. In fact, in addition to dragon skin and some magical animals with extremely high magic resistance, snake skin products can be said to be the most popular ones sold on the market. .

Most of the people who control these businesses are pure-blooded Slytherins...

Or maybe Egg is a Gryffindor, but would he miss the opportunity to eat lion meat?

Of course not...that's unrealistic...

The stadium was completely out of control. A group of teachers looked at each other and watched a group of students cut the basilisk into pieces.

Among them, the snake skins and snake scales were the most robbed. Everyone had seen the power of the scales that almost ignored the magic spell.

The magic resistance is so high that a group of students are jealous...

Then there were the basilisk's fangs. Egger saw the twins jumping off the broom with his own eyes, putting on gloves and starting to pull out the teeth. As soon as Fred released his strength, the fangs fell directly from the basilisk's mouth. .

Egg "..."

Egger really doesn’t know what Slytherin will think when he sees this scene...

I couldn't help but think of the rumors that Slytherin left a secret room to massacre students, and Iger couldn't help but wipe the cold sweat.

Is it the other way around?

Someone once said that as long as there is % profit, businessmen dare to ignore and trample all morals and laws...

In the face of interests, Iger feels that everyone is a businessman.

And these students of my own are facing unprofitable profits, and they have trampled on the basilisk's life and dignity...

too frightening…

It's really terrible...

Egger suddenly remembered a joke. In his previous life, crayfish were invasive species that wreaked havoc all over the world. In China, they were eaten and could only be farmed...

And the carp that were caught by fishing went to the inland rivers of the United States and rushed to the tourists' boats...

It’s not that the Chinese are terrible, but that the Chinese know how to eat…

But now, this group of people whose ancestors colonized many countries have seen the value of basilisk leather armor...

At the same time, Egg brought hot pot to the wizarding world...

What Iger can probably predict is that it is not long before the basilisk leather gloves are on the market...

It took a long time for the four deans to react and severely reprimanded the students in their respective colleges and asked them to return to the bench.

In Dumbledore's stand, Ron and Seamus were still arguing next to the microphone, and the audience in the stadium kept cheering. The audience liked such lively and exciting scenes. As for being rude or not, in their opinion, the impact Not big, killing the basilisk is a feat, and the commentator's fight will be more lively, and it is basically unlikely that there will be any objections.

Most people in the wizarding world are not mentally normal, and the rest just look normal...

Just like no one except Hermione will defend the rights of elves. This kind of thing seems normal in the wizarding world. Some people say that it is abnormal not to kill the baby snake because it is so cute.

Just like Hermione at this time...

The faces of Harry Dean McLagan and a group of students beside him were flushed with excitement, and they were roaring excitedly and waving their fists towards the field. Lavender Brown was loudly fighting with Seamus in the stands. Come on Ron, even Elsa was screaming at Egg in the field.

Hermione looked at the excited and shouting people around her with a speechless face. She didn't know how to express herself. For killing the basilisk, the little girl still felt that it was a bit bloody and barbaric...

Therefore, it is not without reason that the attitudes of Harry Potter fans towards Hermione are in a polar state. Compared with the people around the wizarding world, Hermione still seems a little out of place.

Of course, Hermione's character will be assimilated by the wizarding world sooner or later. As of now, Hermione's enthusiasm for Quidditch has increased by more than one degree.

I don’t know if it was Lu Xun who said that the law of true fragrance applies everywhere!

Since this exam came on the last day of the final exam, Hogwarts was completely plunged into a party and carnival of students and parents for the entire afternoon.

Of course, if Iger didn't agree, no one would dare to make a mistake. The main reason was that the twins persuaded Iger to hold a banquet on campus. Because there were too many people, Iger also temporarily borrowed a few house elves from the Malfoy family. .

The four deans were noncommittal, neither agreeing nor objecting. After all, the course was over. The castle belonged to Egger, and he could do whatever he wanted. No one could control it.

Dumbledore was happy to see things like holding banquets come to fruition. The old man was particularly keen on things like this, which cost him nothing and allowed him to eat and drink. After all, he was also a Gryffindor.

The house elves are very good at cooking basilisks. After the elf Sia came to the conclusion that "basilisks' meat is very chewy", the basilisks that had been skinned and picked out the poison sacs by the students were unloaded by the elves. Cut into big chunks and sliced ​​into hot pot meat...

Due to the influence of Egg, the elves now have a strange theory that "no matter what you cut into slices, you can cook it".

Iger was also helpless about this. After all, he was not a cook in his previous life, and he really didn't know how to cook high-end food, but he could still try hot pot and barbecue, which has simple seasonings and top-notch taste.

There are not many wizards staying at Hogwarts to hold the banquet. Since it was a temporary decision long after the exams ended, many wizards from other places have already left except for the parents of the students.

Most of the people in the castle were students and their parents, a small number of Aurors from the Ministry of Magic, and Madam Maxime.

As for Karkaroff, he apparated away in a hurry as soon as the exam was over, for fear of facing Egg.

At this time, the auditorium was packed with people, and a -meter-long basilisk appeared in front of everyone. The snow-white snake meat was rolling up and down in the soup pot, looking extremely delicious and tempting. The entire auditorium was filled with the aroma of hot pot. Parents were accompanying their children. Except for the twin brothers who were still jumping up and down excitedly, the scene looked very harmonious.

"Hagrid...Hagrid?" Egger tugged on the sleeves of the huge body next to him. "The meat is ready, what are you looking at?"

"Uh...oh...it's nothing..." Hagrid quickly looked away in the direction of Dumbledore, the teacher's chair, and picked up a large spoon to scoop up pieces of tender snake meat.

The snake meat was cooked thoroughly by being rolled in the soup base. What made Ige feel excited the most was that there was no fat in the snake meat!

Every piece of meat is very tasty, and with the hot pepper pot bottom that Dobby brought back from China half a month ago, Ige feels that his whole soul is about to be sublimated.

"Are you looking at Madame Maxime?" Iger looked up at Hagrid. Elsa and Hermione beside him immediately covered their mouths and started chuckling.

Women are always the most gossipy...

"I didn't, I was just thinking... Aragog died so miserably..." Hagrid reluctantly withdrew an excuse, apparently wanting to use Aragog's death to block Egg's mouth.

"You're looking at Mrs. Maxim!" Egg looked at Hagrid in surprise, as if he didn't hear what he just said.

"Aragog..."

"You are looking at Mrs. Maxim." Iger's eyes were calm, as if he was stating a fact.

"Oh, okay, I am indeed looking at her." Hagrid rolled his eyes, as if he couldn't hide anything from you. "She is very charming..."

"e...You're right...for you..." Egg smacked his lips, not knowing what to say.

Hagrid squeezed the huge silver chopsticks in his hand with some trepidation. The chopsticks were slightly deformed, "I mean Egg..."

"Chase her." Iger interrupted Hagrid expressionlessly.

Egg knew Hagrid so well that he stopped him mid-sentence to stop Hagrid from continuing.

With a puff, the two girls next to him suddenly laughed, leaning back and forth to look at Hagrid, who was making love next to him.

"But we don't know each other yet!" Hagrid's dark face turned a little red and he muttered in a rough voice.

"Do you love her?" Egg looked at Hagrid.

"Of course, the first time I saw her I was like... oh..." Hagrid's affectionate look on his face made Egg feel a little disgusted for some reason. Although he knew that this was bad and he felt sorry for his good friend, Hagrid didn't know why. Ge looks like a troll in estrus...

"I have a love potion here..." Egger reached out and took out a small bottle. The pink liquid in the bottle rippled slightly.

"Oh! That won't work, Egg, it's illegal." Hagrid quickly reached out and pushed back Egg's love potion.

"You don't even dare to go to jail for her, but you still dare to say you love her?" Iger looked at Hagrid with contempt.

Hagrid looked at Egger with a confused look on his face. Is this what he calculated?

The two girls beside him were laughing like crazy. It was always very interesting to watch Egg teasing Hagrid. The contrast in their body shapes made their conversation particularly funny.

"You should take the initiative to approach her Hagrid..." Elsa looked at Hagrid with a smile, "As long as you approach her sincerely, no woman will refuse."

right! Just like Snape, although they will not reject your love, they will also not express it to you. In the final analysis, all your actions only have two words...

Egg complained silently in his heart, chewing the smooth and tender snake meat in his mouth.

really fragrant...

"I think you can go boldly. After all, I feel like you don't have many competitors..." Egger said matter-of-factly, "But you must avoid one issue: her bloodline."

"Why? She looks just like me!" Hagrid frowned and looked unhappy.

"But her thoughts may not be the same as yours." Egg raised his eyelids and glanced at Hagrid. "Women are...e...very careful about their own image, especially since she is currently the number one witch in the French magic world. For her People can tacitly agree on their bloodline, but they cannot say it out loud."

After all, Egger still failed to say that women are all vain... He just used a more euphemistic way of saying it.

This is not to say that he has any prejudice against women, it is just an objective evaluation, as realistic as admitting that he is a scumbag. (If the desire to survive breaks out, don’t spray...)

"Why?" Hagrid looked a little confused.

"There is no reason. Many things are like this. Everyone knows it, but no one will say it. This is the rule of the game. If you can't adapt, you can only be eliminated." Egg raised his eyelids and continued to stuff meat into his mouth. .

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