Hogwarts Poisoned Egg

(Thanks to the boss of Youmengzhiyu for the chapter recommendation. To be honest, I am really happy hahahahaha. I never expected that the boss would read my book. I am a little flattered.

Another thing is that yesterday’s Song of Lark was just a side note I posted casually while listening to the song. It’s not an update. Don’t call me stupid!

That’s right, it will be on the shelves on the th, I hope everyone will support it! Thanks! )

"Aragog, you can go in peace. I will take care of your wife and children..." Egger recited his eulogy in a low voice.

At night, behind Hagrid's hut on the edge of the Forbidden Forest, Egger and Hagrid stood beside a pile of spider corpses and sobbed softly. The two figures, one large and one small, complemented each other in the night.

The poor old spider escaped Egger's first rampage, but he still couldn't escape the second time. Egger was completely killed by the wind, wind and fire.

The sound of sobs could be heard far in the night sky, and Egg and Hagrid cried miserably.

Hagrid cried because his good friend was accidentally killed by Egg.

What Egg was crying about was that his long-term meal ticket worth thousands of galleons was wasted. Aragog died miserably, and Hagrid couldn't even find its head.

Of course, Iger took advantage of Hagrid's inattention to collect the heads of the giant spiders he found, intending to extract the venom from their mouths when he went back.

Although he sympathized with the Acromantula group's plight, Egger was still very happy. After this trip was ruined, he still made a few thousand galleons, although it was a waste...

"Oh...Aragog..." Hagrid sniffed and wiped his tears.

"I'm sorry, Hagrid." Egg looked at Hagrid apologetically.

"Oh, I don't blame you, Egg. I can only say that his fate is bad..." Hagrid sniffed loudly again. "I still remember that when I brought him back from outside, he was only the size of a palm. So cute, so obedient. Although I have been a little restless in the past two years, I know it is just because he has too many children. Dumbledore has told me that it is not a good thing for them to multiply like this, but I did not expect a bad thing. Came so quickly…”

"It doesn't matter. I'll give you a better-looking pet in two days. I guarantee you'll like it." Egg patted Hagrid's thick arm.

"It's a friend..." Hagrid corrected in a choked voice.

"Yes, friend!" Egger grinned.

The child's apology came and went quickly. With the guilt of peeing in an ant nest when he was a child, Iger, who had just been moaning with Hagrid, now no longer had any sad look on his face.

Egg looked at the mountain of spider corpses in front of him and pondered, did talking about money really hurt feelings...

Egg thinks that let alone just a big spider, as long as it has benefits that he cannot refuse, God will kill it for you!

After looking at the dark night sky, Egger strolled along the path back to the castle tower. In the common room, Elsa was looking at a pot of sunflowers by the window in a daze.

"Sunshine Orchid...Lily..." Elsa murmured softly.

"What?" Egg looked at Aisha with some confusion.

"Lea said that Snape likes to raise lilies. It's hard to imagine that such a sinister man would like to raise lilies." Elsa smiled softly. "Lea asked me about Snape's past. Anna is a clone. Really? Granger told me that Anna is a clone of Snape's daughter, but I don't believe it, even a Hogwarts graduate knows that Snape was never married."

The corner of Egg's mouth twitched, "So...what do you want to know?"

Like to raise lilies? It's normal, because the English pronunciation of lily is Lily...

"Snape liked someone? But...dead?" Elsa looked at Egg curiously.

Sure enough, as a woman, it is inevitable to gossip...

"You guessed it right." Iger nodded. Iger thought it would be better to tell her. On the one hand, it was for the happiness of Snape, a perennial child, for the rest of his life, and on the other hand, it was to satisfy Elsa's gossipy heart as a woman. .

"The person he loves is called Lily, which has the same pronunciation as lily. Professor Sprout gave that pot of sun orchid to Neville. He is very good at taking care of herbs." Egg nodded and leaned leisurely on the sofa. "This is a pot of lilies that Neville has taken care of for a long time. He plans to personally prepare a potion of life and death water to impress Snape. After all, he has always lacked confidence in front of Severus..."

Egg gently fiddled with the tender leaves of the flower in the pot, pursed his lips and smiled, "During our first class, Severus asked Harry if he would add narcissus root powder to wormwood infusion. Harry didn't answer what he got, and was ridiculed by Severus..."

Yes, the narcissus root powder Snape mentioned is actually a sunflower, which is a lily, but it looks like a narcissus. In mythology, this flower is a kind of periwinkle flower that resembles narcissus and never fades in all seasons.

"First period? Water of Life and Death is a sixth grade course. Is he looking for trouble?" Elsa frowned, apparently dissatisfied with what Snape did.

"Yes, that's right, just looking for trouble. Harry and his father look almost exactly the same. As for Harry's father, he often bullied Severus. The most important thing is that Harry's mother's name is Lily..." Iger teased a little "Maybe this is the legendary retribution? I swear, Harry's father never dreamed that one day his son would fall into the hands of Severus..."

"The person Professor Snape loves is actually Harry's mother?" Elsa laughed softly, then frowned in confusion, "Wait, the water of life and death?"

"What's wrong?" Egg looked at Aisha with some confusion.

"Do you know... what is the flower language of sun orchid and wormwood?" Aisha looked at Egger in amazement.

"I don't know...what do I, a grown man, do to study the language of flowers..." Egg muttered in displeasure, refusing to admit his own ignorance...

Aisha ignored Ige's coquettish expression, and just murmured to herself in surprise, "The flower language of sun orchid is that my regret will follow you to the grave; while the flower language of absinthe is bitter sadness, and the book gives the water of life and death." The meaning of planting magic potion is that life is worse than death, and you will sink forever... The combination means..."

"I feel very remorseful for your mother's death. This makes me extremely sad. From now on, I live a life like a walking zombie? Is he trying to express this?" Egger sat up straight in surprise. "Merlin, he is really A hardcore licker..."

Judging from Snape's level of dedication, he must be a member of L.D.'s army!

Elsa rolled her eyes at Iger's appearance, and rubbed Iger's head angrily, "It's very touching, okay? Oh my god, so this is the reason why Snape never got married?"

Iger couldn't help but be shocked by Snape's persistence. Asking himself, Iger felt that he couldn't do it to Snape's level. He knew that Snape was dedicated, but he didn't expect to be so dedicated!

It should be said that he is indeed Snape, even his confession is so boring...

"So...Severus didn't ask Harry about the fecal stone to embarrass him, but just wanted him to remember it deeply in case of emergency?" Egg held his chin and recalled the situation that day.

Then he suddenly remembered what Petunia had said to Harry: Your mother's Potions class was very good!

So this is not a joke?

Snape was not trying to embarrass Harry at all, he just wanted to find the shadow of Lily in Harry...

Egg felt that the situation would have been better if Harry had been a girl who looked like her mother.

Think about it, Snape looked at 'Harry', and forced a hint of tenderness on his gloomy face, "Miss Potter, what will you get by adding narcissus root powder to wormwood?"

"I don't know, Professor." 'Harry' blinked her big green eyes and looked at Snape.

"Very good, you are very honest, ten points from Gryffindor..."

Malfoy "∑っtf??"

Iger shook his head, no more, the more he thought about his painting style, the more wrong he became...

"I feel a little flustered, as if I'm a little blocked. It's really hard for me to imagine how deep you have to love someone to still be so unforgettable even after more than ten years..." Aisha's eyes were slightly red, and she spoke softly. Sniffed.

Egg curled his lips when he looked at Aisha. Girls are always fascinated by this kind of legendary love.

Suddenly I remembered a joke I saw in my previous life

The girl prayed to God to give her a lover who would care for herself, love herself, be gentle and considerate.

God said I gave it, but you told him you only regarded him as a friend...

Oh, woman...

Snape is undoubtedly this kind of legendary spare tire. If spare tires are divided into grades, Iger thinks that Snape is at least an orange-suited one, or a suit type. He even risked his life for his son...

"In this case, don't think too much about it. Severus has looked at a girl in his life, because that girl is the only one who looks at him. It's just because of the soft spot that he has a soft spot for her. , but it’s obviously not appropriate to put his situation on others.” Iger patted Aisha’s shoulder lightly and said disapprovingly.

"Why aren't they together? It's a pity, that's what the stories say." Aisha still muttered sadly.

"Because Snape made a mistake that he still can't forgive himself for." Egg sighed slightly. "He called Lily a mudblood, and then refused to bow his head and admit his mistake because of the young man's face. As Lily slowly slowly Slow and Harry's father came together, Snape became more and more desperate, and the relationship between the two became worse and worse, until finally, Snape joined the Death Eaters, and the relationship between the two ended completely."

"But why does he feel guilty?" Aisha looked at Ige with some confusion.

"More than ten years ago, when Professor Trelawney was applying for a job, she accidentally made a real prophecy about a child and Voldemort. At that time, Snape half-listened to it and turned around to tell Voldemort. In the end, he discovered Voldemort wants to kill Lily's child, that is, Harry." Egg sighed, "This is where Snape's heart knot lies."

Aisha sighed deeply. This story sounded a bit heartbreaking, which made the girl who longed for beauty unable to accept it for a while.

"People will eventually be troubled by the things they can't get when they are young." Egg snorted. "If you ask me, Snape is too coward. If I say it, he will just blow off Voldemort's head without saying a word, and then take his father's head." The tomb exploded, leaving him unable to survive or die!"

Of course, Iger was just blowing it off. If he thought about it, he probably wouldn't be able to do it...

But as a man, you can never lose face in front of your lover...

Iger planned to help Snape regain his place when he went to catch Voldemort during the holidays, catch Voldemort, break his arms and legs, give him aphrodisiacs and throw him into a pig pen? Of course, feeding aphrodisiacs to pigs...

A donkey would be fine, but I guess Voldemort might not be able to bear it?

"Love..." Aisha stretched out her hand and pulled Iger into her arms. "This won't happen to us, right?"

"No, I will kill anyone who dares to take your ideas!" Egger snorted with arrogance and a vicious look.

This kind of thing is even more unforgivable than touching one's own treasury...

However, after Aisha reminded me, Ige also understood a truth.

The reason why Dumbledore is awe-inspiring but not fearful is because the old man has always lived within the rules.

The reason why Voldemort is scary is because he does not follow the rules, wanders outside the rules, and destroys the beauty in other people's hearts...

For this kind of existence, if you have the chance, you must kill him.

It has to be said that Egger's understanding of Voldemort is more comprehensive than before, at least not as contemptuous as before.

"If one day, in order to save me, you have to do something you don't want to do, what will you do?" Aisha's faint voice sounded, interrupting Egger's wandering thoughts.

"Then you must do it, even if you die!" Egg nodded without hesitation.

"What if life is worse than death?" Aisha pulled Ige's face and looked at him tenderly.

"Do it!" Egger nodded with firm eyes. "Although I will be very scared if that happens, but I will definitely do it!"

Aisha looked at Egger and nodded with satisfaction. Then she didn't know what she thought of, and suddenly laughed with a hint of malice, "What if I want you to eat shit?"

Egg looked at the beautiful girl in front of him in shock, not knowing what to say.

Eat shit? Can you say such disgusting things? Is it really too familiar?

Seeing that Ige didn't answer, Aisha pinched Ige's nose angrily, "Why don't you answer? Are you afraid?"

"Eat!" Egger gritted his teeth with an expression of struggle, looking extremely painful, with an expression that made him worse than death, "Eat in big mouthfuls!"

"How much do you want to eat?" Aisha asked reluctantly.

"Eat it until you become immortal..." Iger was about to cry. He had always taken control of others. When had he ever let others take control of him?

People's flirting is like wishing to be a winged bird in heaven, or a twig on earth, or youju, iju or something like that.

What about yourself?

Are you willing to eat shit for me? Fortunately, what he said was not in Chinese, otherwise the two of us would be disgusted together...

Now it's better, Aisha is satisfied, Ige is disgusted...

Egg spent half the night retching.

Since the quality of life has improved, Egg has also developed a lot of bad habits, such as mysophobia...

In the previous life, I had always heard that when couples stayed together for a long time, they would cover each other with quilts and fart in the quilts. It was not until I personally experienced such a disgusting topic that the beautiful and dreamy married life that Iger originally envisioned was shattered. Already…

It was broken all over the floor and I couldn't even put it back together.

The direct consequence was that when he took control of Obscurus the next day, Egger passed out again due to lack of concentration...

Indirectly causing the mass extinction of the Acromantulas in the Forbidden Forest, Hagrid cried like a tearful man in the past two days, never leaving his handkerchief to wipe his tears from time to time.

Egg didn't know how Dumbledore's Phoenix Patronus hit him. He didn't harm the manticore deep in the Forbidden Forest, nor did he go to the deepest dragon's lair. The only poisonous creature in the world The horned beast tribe is also safe and sound, and even the unicorns and hippogriffs at the edge of the Forbidden Forest are okay. Only the spider nest has been damaged. The territory that originally belonged to the Acromantula now looks as if it has been destroyed by a typhoon. It was so raging that there were not even a few trees left.

That night, Egger had to attend a funeral with Hagrid again. The wind was very strong at night, and Hagrid cried very sadly. He felt that it was his negligence that caused Aragog's descendants to suffer.

Iger watched the corpses of a group of spiders being buried and thought about the spider heads in the bag. Iger almost laughed out loud.