Hogwarts Poisoned Egg

The so-called popular reputation probably refers to Egger's current situation. For a week in a row, news about Egger could be seen in the Daily Prophets across England basically every day.

Regardless of whether it is true news or false news, after reading the newspaper every day, some people will send letters, some insulting him and some admiring him.

"Look at this." Hermione's face flushed and she threw this morning's newspaper on the dining table. The article above said "In this Muggle family, Egg met a little girl from a Muggle family, Hermione." "Ranjie. This is a little witch who is very good at playing with men's psychology. I don't know if she is the reason why Ige has grown up like this."

"She described you very sexy, baby." Chris looked at a Muggle newspaper and looked at his daughter with a smile. "This shows that our Hermione has become mature, right?"

"That bastard woman" Hermione screamed in anger and ran back to the room.

At the dining table, Iger burst into laughter, and the Grangers also laughed.

"I think you will find a way, Egger." Mrs. Granger looked at Egger and said, "Otherwise, with your character, you would not be so uneasy."

"That's right." Iger grinned. "I think she may have realized that I won't do anything to her, so she was so presumptuous."

As he spoke, Egger glanced at a small beetle lying outside the window, and casually picked up the tea cup and took a sip. A few minutes later, the Granger couple left home to go to work. Egger held his chin and said casually, " Kaka, grab it”

"Yes, Master Egger." Kaka looked excited and instantly appeared next to the little beetle on the window. He grabbed the little beetle on the window and at the same time cast a magic spell on the little beetle.

Looking at the small beetle that Kaka placed on the dining table, Egger's mouth curled up slightly, "I think this isn't the first time we've met, Ms. Skeeter."

As he said that, Iger leaned over his head and picked up the little beetle in front of him and looked at it. There was indeed a circle of glasses around the beetle's eyes. Iger casually threw the little beetle on the table and said, "You have been outside our window these days." You are wandering around very hard. Playing Animagus in front of a wizard who is so much stronger than you, you really don’t know how to write the word death."

As he spoke, Iger waved his hand, and the little beetle slowly fell to the ground and turned into a woman. Rita looked at Iger in horror, "How did you find out?"

"It's rare to see such a well-behaved beetle, lying on the window motionless." The corner of Egger's mouth raised slightly, "Tell me, should I kill you, or what? I think you should know what Greyback did." dead"

"No, you can't do this" Rita was frightened and screamed immediately.

"But since you said that I might become the third generation of the Dark Lord, what do you think the Dark Lord will do to anyone who dares to comment on the Dark Lord?" Egger fiddled with his wand carelessly, "Believe me, my Avatar." The Death Curse is so fast that you won’t even feel a trace of pain.”

With that said, Egg pointed the wand in his hand at Rita, who suddenly screamed.

On the stairs, Hermione heard the voice and ran over in a hurry, "What's going on? This is Rita Skeeter."

Hermione gritted her teeth and looked at the woman with the binding spell on the ground, and then she held down Egg's arm with some worry. "Iger, you can't kill her. I know she is annoying, but she is not ready to die yet."

"No, no, no, it is the Dark Lord who has the final say whether he should die or not." Egger winked at Hermione in a vague way, and Hermione suddenly stopped talking.

"Please, don't kill me." Rita looked at Iger with tears streaming down her face. "I don't dare to do it anymore. Forgive me, I can work for you."

"Only Kaka can be a slave to Master Iger." Kaka immediately screamed excitedly after hearing this, "You stinky woman can't even think of taking Kaka's place."

Egger was speechless for a moment, what a fucking drama

"You are an Animagus" Egg said in a cold voice "Illegal Animagus"

Egg stood up quietly, and then squatted next to Rita, the tip of the staff gently pressed against Rita's chin, "Maybe I should give you a soul-stealing curse, and then let you go to Azkaban peacefully." No, Azkaban can’t contain the Animagus, so I’d better kill him.”

Egger said in an understatement, and Rita suddenly screamed again. Egger casually locked her mouth and throat. After a long time, watching the woman in front of her calm down, Egger then looked at Rita with a smile, "So close to death." How does it feel?”

With that said, Iger removed Rita's gag and throat. Cold sweat broke out on Rita's head, and she looked at Iger in horror, "Please, let me go."

"If I let you go, what will you give me in return?" Iger sneered. "But I will indeed let you go. You are still of some use. At least there are still many people reading the things written by your quill. You understand me. What do you mean?”

Rita nodded wildly, and Iger stopped being so aggressive. Then she looked at Rita, and Iger still warned, "I can kill Greyback, I can kill Quirrell, and I can also kill you. Don't harass me again, remember to establish some positive image for me, understand?"

Rita nodded again, and Iger sneered. The wand touched Rita's arm, and a Dandantang mark suddenly appeared on Rita's arm. "This thing has the same effect as the dark devil's mark. It is my mark. There is no place in the whole of Britain that I can't go to via Apparition, so don't even think about playing tricks on me, do you understand?"

Rita whimpered and nodded, and then Egg waved his wand and "Go away"

Feeling that the binding spell on her body disappeared, Rita suddenly turned into a little beetle and rushed out of the window crazily.

"Now that stinky woman won't dare to write anything casually anymore." Hermione was relieved and looked at the direction in which Rita was escaping.

Sure enough, the next day, all the newspapers were full of publicity about Iger's positive image, describing Iger as a good student with five lectures and four beauties. Rita was mentioned not only in the Daily Prophet, but also in some unknown small newspapers. The positive reports about Iger seem to be frightening him crazy.

However, it was precisely because of Rita Skeeter's bombardment that Egg's reputation in the magical world exploded.

Someone wrote a letter saying that no matter if Iger was the Dark Lord or the White Wizard, he would be willing to follow him, which made Hermione smack her tongue.

There were also many confession letters from girls, but Hermione threw them into the burning fireplace with an expressionless face, which made Egg feel regretful.

But now Iger is not too sad about those things. There are other things attracting his attention now.

Several books that Newt gave him recorded several very ancient languages ​​for speaking to animals, including bird language, feline language, canine language, and what surprised Egger the most was hoofed language. , can communicate with all animals with hooves, except two.

One is a centaur, well, Iger thinks that centaurs should be considered half-human, and the other is a pig.

When it came to pigs, Egger vaguely remembered that wizards generally didn't like pigs because pigs were highly resistant to magic, so wizards thought this kind of creature was very annoying. Egger couldn't help but feel a little funny. Is this considered to be the discovery of a little easter egg?

Now Iger's greatest pleasure is to lie by the window and listen to some birds whispering. Listening to their chirping, Ige can't help chirping sometimes. This behavior once made the Grangers very angry. Worried about Iger’s mental condition

It was only then that Iger realized that Parseltongue was nothing unusual. The world was so big, and there were so many weird languages.

Egg can now talk to Buckbeak, unicorns, Lark, and even cats and dogs. Although he could transform into a cat Animagus before, even if he has In the form of a cat, Egger couldn't figure out what the cats were talking about before, but now, he can completely disguise himself as a cat.

Apart from these weird languages, Egger also discovered several interesting magics.

One is ancient magic about wandless casting. It is a fire control spell in ancient Africa. In ancient times, it was controlled by priestesses of some tribes. It can control all kinds of flames. Even strong fire will be obedient, but it is a pity. The thing is this magic is a dance

Although it is not that enchanting, Iger still feels a little embarrassed when dancing. The whole dance is mostly made of arm and finger movements combined with vigorous stomping, which is a bit like tap dancing.

Egger maliciously guessed that maybe the founder who invented this dance may have accidentally stepped on a fire, so he invented such a dance magic that looks hot on the feet.

Although Egg felt embarrassed to dance this dance, Hermione kept saying that Egg was so cool when dancing, and always wanted to encourage Egg to dance a few more times.

There is also a kind of prayer magic. You only need to offer some simple small sacrifices to change the weather in a small area tomorrow. But if you use a human life as a sacrifice, then you can immediately summon a person from the sky. A bolide falling in the target position is a very changeable and flexible magic.

Then there are some very partial witchcrafts, which Newt got from Southeast Asia. They are similar to the black magic here in the UK. It is said that black magic and curses are very popular there. Egg has now learned a very simple one. A little curse that only requires one of the other person's hair.

Prick a villain

However, there is no exaggeration that if you stick a needle in the heart, the opponent will die. If you stick a needle in the opponent's body, the opponent may lose his breath, or fall down accidentally, or put a few small pieces on the villain's body. If you use the stone, the other party will catch a cold, fever, and general weakness. It is very interesting. It is said that the wizards there use it to play tricks on friends. It is also very simple to break this curse. You only need to take a hot bath or Wash your hair and the hair that's tangled around the little man will turn to gray.

Egg couldn't help but feel a little emotional. Mr. Newt was indeed not a fuel-efficient lamp when he was young.

For a whole month, Egger was obsessed with these weird magics, which also made him clearly realize a problem. The magic world is very big, and there are countless weird magics. Egger feels that what he has learned now is just the tip of the iceberg. At the same time, I couldn't help but feel sad for Voldemort.

I despised him originally, and now I despise him even more

Of course, Egger is not naive enough to think that he now has the capital to fight him, but Egger also feels that when Voldemort is truly resurrected, he may be the same to him.

As a month passed, notices for the new school year soon flew to thousands of households with a large group of owls. Egger and Hermione also received notices that they needed to buy books for the new school year.

Early in the morning, Egg was drinking milk in a daze, while Hermione looked at the book list for the new school year and her face turned red.

Egg looked puzzled at Hermione, then picked up the book and looked at it. His face suddenly darkened. A row of Gilderoy Lockhart came into view, and Egg felt sad.

How could I forget this thing?

"Don't make a fool of yourself there." Egg pouted a little jealously. "That guy is just a thief who steals other people's achievements. The only magic spell he's good at is forgetting everything. He has so little magic power in his body that you can easily kill him." he."

"How is that possible?" Hermione said in disbelief, "I have read his books, and everything he wrote is clearly well-founded."

"That's because he will deliberately ask the wizard who did those things, and then after asking him clearly, he will forget about it." Egger was a little helpless.

"But if he is really useless, why would Professor Dumbledore hire him as a Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher?" Hermione retorted.

Egg spread his hands "not because he was hired, but because he was the only applicant. Everyone felt that the position was unlucky. As far as I know, Quirrell has been working for the longest time."

"How could this happen?" Hermione said sadly, "So, Professor Dumbledore already knew it."

"Oh my god, Quirrell can't hide from Dumbledore even with Voldemort's help. Do you think Dumbledore wouldn't be able to spot a liar who is just trying to gain fame?" Egg sneered, drank the milk in the cup in one gulp, and then licked the white milk. "Forgive Lao Deng, he really has no other choice"

Another owl cry came, and Egger could hear the owl's words: he was exhausted, he was exhausted.

Then I saw a dark gray flat-faced owl banging against the glass.

"Errol" Egg ran to the window with some worry and reached out to pick up the fat chicken with a round face. "I'm really afraid that Ron will tire him to death, otherwise I'll give him an owl for Halloween this year."

"It seems that Ron received the letter one day before us." Hermione opened the letter and took a look at it. "He asked us when we were going to Diagon Alley."

"You can do it at any time." Iger waved his hand, and the word "Lack" suddenly appeared on the back of the letter.

Luck suddenly flew in from the window and said, "Where are you going?"

That's what Luck said, and Egg sounded the same way, but in Hermione's ears Luck's voice was a cold sneer.

"Weasley family" Egg pointed at Errol, "Please escort him back by the way, so he doesn't die on the road."

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