Hogwarts Poisoned Egg

"That's Li Huo. If you don't play well, you may die." Egg smacked his lips. "That's why Professor Dumbledore stood aside to hold the battle."

"Don't worry, we won't ask you to teach us something so dangerous."

"We're just curious." George put his arm around Iger's shoulders, "We're curious about why the younger students have to learn these things from professors."

"Is he going to become a new generation of Dark Lord?" Fred said with a smile.

"I think this is a good idea." Egg nodded and smiled, "Do you want to be my minions?"

"God, the power of the new generation of Dark Lord is really unreliable." Fred spread his hands.

"Are you planning to send us to laugh our enemies to death?" George laughed.

"It's just to enhance my own strength." Iger spread his hands helplessly, "I have such a unique magic power as Obscurus. I can't hold it back any longer. If I learn more, I might be able to use it some time. After all, I'm a mess in other aspects."

The twins looked at each other and laughed. Fred looked at Egg and smiled and said, "This is such a cool reason. How about taking one of us?"

"Are you trying to form some kind of organization?" Egg looked at the two of them with some confusion.

"This is a good idea. You will be the boss and we will help you." George nodded.

"But don't let Ron know, he will cry." Fred laughed.

Iger felt a little speechless. These two people were really thinking about what they were doing.

"Okay, what's the name of the organization?" Egg said flatly. In fact, he also thought the twins' proposal was quite interesting.

"How about the poisonous egg?" Fred said without thinking.

"Death eggs are okay too" George said casually on the street.

Egg was confused for a while, so you guys started to have sex with Dan Bang, right?

Is my name fucking funny?

"Don't make trouble." Iger curled his lips, "It's better to call it Dandantang."

The twins looked at each other and said "What a good name" in unison.

Egg ""

In the end, Iger was still unable to defeat the two of them. With the minority obeying the majority, the twins decided on the name of the organization with great force.

Dandantang

egghoe

Referred to as eh, or Egg House

Egg looked confused when he saw the two of them looking so happy.

Why the hell should I be a bitch?

Think about it, when you become a great magician, you will have this written on your resume.

Egg Morrissey.

Known as poisonous eggs.

Single-handedly founded a well-known organization like Dandantang

Subsidiary property: Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes

What the hell is this? Egg went crazy for a while.

Can you be a little more stylish?

With thoughts swirling in his mind, Egg returned to bed and gradually fell asleep.

Early the next morning, on the Gryffindor long table in the auditorium, Egg was drinking milk listlessly. Owls poured into the auditorium as usual, delivering packages one by one to their targets.

Six long-eared owls flew to Harry carrying a long package. Harry picked up the envelope and looked at it.

"No need to look, it's probably the broom that Professor McGonagall gave you. God, she is really rich and gave you another one," Egger said.

Harry looked at the letter and found that it was exactly what Egg said, but he did not rush to open the package. Professor McGonagall asked him not to be seen.

Harry felt happy and handed the letter to Ron.

"Nimbus 2001" Ron sighed with envy, "It's really good."

Iger laughed and said, "You have taken advantage of me."

"How do you say this?" Harry looked at Egg curiously.

"When I first made a deal with Professor Dumbledore, he gave me a handful of 2001, but I gave it away. Later, I helped Gryffindor severely suppress Slytherin. Professor McGonagall knew that I had given it away. The broom was given away, so he gave me another one." Egg chuckled. "Logically speaking, the Academy Quidditch has a regular version of 2000, which is enough to crush it. Professor McGonagall may not want to make you feel biased. You know, don’t worry about scarcity but inequality.”

"It's really complicated," Ron smacked his lips.

Egg nodded, "Although the difference is only one number, 2001 is indeed much more expensive. We must win, Harry."

Harry nodded and eagerly walked out of the auditorium with Ron holding the package.

A few minutes later, Hermione walked in angrily with books in her arms. "They looked like they were grateful that I didn't talk to them."

Egg shook his head helplessly. There were only two kinds of people in Hermione's eyes, Egg and others.

Whether he copied homework or violated school rules, it didn't matter to Hermione. Egg thought this might be because of the personality cult he had established for her since she was eight years old.

As for Harry and Ron, Hermione would not hesitate to criticize them if they violated school rules or behaved in any other way. I have to say that Hermione at this age is indeed not very likable, but Egg feels fine and likes them. That's it.

After looking at the weather outside the castle, Egg felt that the weather was good and planned to go to the Forbidden Forest to fly around with Buckbeak and help Hermione change her mood.

The two walked towards the Forbidden Forest. On the Quidditch pitch in the distance, red figures were flying in the sky. Today was Gryffindor training time.

"The first thing to do is to bow, be careful not to blink," Egg said to Hermione while standing in front of Buckbeak, keeping the distance between the two.

Hermione looked a little pale when she looked at Buckbeak's huge body, but she still did it out of trust in Egg.

After a while, the little girl rode on Buckbeak's back with a nervous and excited look on her face, curiously touching the hippogriff's feathers.

"Let's go, let me fly around with you." Egg grinned and clamped his legs on Buckbeak's belly. After Buckbeak stood up, he flew forward, his huge wings spread out and reached the sky. And rise.

Hermione sat in front of Iger with a flushed face. At this time, Iger gave her the feeling of Prince Charming.

Egg directed Buckbeak to rush towards the Quidditch pitch, grabbed the Quaffle and threw it into the opposite ring under the surprised eyes of a group of players and the coffin.

Fred and George's cheers spread to Iger's ears along with the wind. Iger laughed and greeted the students around him, and Hermione's face flushed with excitement.

"What is this, Egg?" Harry flew not far away on his broom. Buckbeak tilted his big head and looked at Harry, his huge wings flapping and staying in the air.

Egg grinned, "Hypogriff, Buckbeak, be careful. Stay away when you first meet. It's a bit dangerous."

Buckbeak muttered something in his throat, a little dissatisfied with Iger's words, and then Iger motioned Buckbeak to fly away. Along the way, the Weasley brothers flew around them curiously on their broomsticks.

Egg rode Buckbeak all the way to the Black Lake. Since it was the weekend, many people in the school saw Buckbeak.

Buckbeak landed next to the Black Lake, and Egg fell from it leisurely, picking up Hermione again.

A sparse group of students in the distance followed nearby and looked at Buckbeak next to Egg.

Egg looked at Malfoy who was looking at him in the crowd and laughed. He remembered that this kid seemed to be scratched later.

"Want to come up and ride around?" Egg looked at Malfoy and smiled.

Malfoy's eyes lit up, and he looked at Iger eagerly, "Can I?"

Iger felt that this child had been bullied a bit badly by him, and he even trembled when he talked to him.

"You can try, but you have to do as I say." Iger tilted his head and motioned for Malfoy to come closer.

Malfoy came over excitedly. Egg couldn't help laughing when he looked at him. Although his personality was a bit annoying, he was still a little kid.

It's not like I can treat myself docilely.

After a while, Malfoy felt that his eyes were almost sore, and Buckbeak finally bowed slightly to him.

Egg motioned for Malfoy to come closer and floated him over Buckbeak.

"Hold its neck." Egg said, looking at Malfoy.

"What?" Malfoy was stunned.

Egg patted Buckbeak's hind legs. Buckbeak raised his big head, opened his wings and rushed towards the lake with a splash. Then he flapped his wings and soared into the sky. Malfoy's screams could be heard in the distance.

Egg thought it would be good to let Malfoy get in touch with Buckbeak in advance, so as to avoid this kid from making any tricks later.

After Buckbeak flew around with Malfoy, he landed next to Egg with his wings spread. Looking at Malfoy, he was obviously very excited.

Outside the crowd, Professor McGonagall hurried over and said, "I do not recommend that you bring creatures from the Forbidden Forest to the campus, Mr. Morises."

Egg stuck out his tongue, looking innocent.

"So please take it back to the Forbidden Forest quickly to avoid any problems." Professor McGonagall pursed her lips and looked at Egg. After all, no points were deducted.

Egg nodded and took Buckbeak back to the Forbidden Forest. Hermione followed Egg with a sullen head and patted her chest. "I was scared to death when I saw Professor McGonagall. I thought she would deduct points from you."

"No." Egg murmured in a low voice. "She looks very happy that a freshman in her own college can tame a hippogriff. Professor McGonagall will not deduct points casually for such embarrassing things."

Egger grinned. "You may not be able to tell, but Professor McGonagall is actually not as disciplined as you see."

At night, on the Gryffindor long table, Harry sat next to Egg with some disappointment. "It's a pity. Why did Professor McGonagall go so early? Wood wouldn't let us leave the training ground. I still want to wait until the training is over to ride." It’s a ride.”

"Look at Malfoy," Ron said angrily, looking in the direction of the Slytherin table. "I'm so proud of him. I can hear him showing off all day long. Why didn't you tell us earlier, Egg?"

Egg spread his hands and said, "There will be plenty of opportunities in the future. If you want to go to the Forbidden Forest, just follow Hagrid."

"Forget it." Harry shook his head. "When we go in, it feels the same as dying."

"Hagrid will probably put us in boxes and send us out." Ron nodded, agreeing very much.

At night, as soon as Iger returned to the tower, he was dragged out by the restless Weasley brothers. According to what they said, they should learn some useful spells from Iger. At this time, they were already in third grade and had learned nothing.

Egger took them all the way to the Room of Requirement, and the twins were excited.

"I remember this used to be a broom cupboard." Fred looked around. "George and I were here when Filch was chasing us."

"This is the Room of Requirement, the most mysterious place in Hogwarts for thousands of years. Not only does it have a place where we can train, but it also has contraband that students have hidden here for thousands of years. Even the professors don't understand it. "Iger clapped his hands and pointed to a dummy holding a wand in front of him, "Shall we start now?"

"Have you thought about what to teach us?" George was a little excited.

"How about the disarming spell?" Egg smiled.

The twins looked at each other, quite bored and said "oheon"

"Then what do you want to learn?" Egg asked, looking at the two of them.

"Something interesting."

"The effect is sensational."

Egg thought for a moment, then casually slashed at the dummy. The dummy immediately split up and down, and the entire section was as smooth as if it had been cut by a knife.

"Cool" they both said in unison.

"This spell is called Shen Feng Wu Ying." Egg looked at the two of them and said, "It's a black magic, so you have to promise me that you must think about it before casting the spell."

The twins nodded and followed Egger's footsteps.

It has to be said that compared to ordinary spells and white magic that are difficult to release, black magic is indeed easy to learn, easy to use, and powerful. This is why many wizards are addicted to black magic.

"Do not release it in the school under any circumstances. I must tell you that this curse was invented by Snape." Egg looked at the two of them with a serious expression. "If he knows, he will never let you go." of."

"I knew that old guy was particularly fond of dark magic." Fred nodded.

The two did not study for too long. Although the curse invented by Snape was very dangerous, it was surprisingly easy to learn. Both twins were good at Defense Against the Dark Arts, so they learned it quickly. .

"Now is the actual battle. You two can attack me together." Egger stood looking at the two from a distance.

"You can't use Li Huo."

"You can't use the Unforgivable Curse either."

"You can't use Shen Feng Wuying either."

"Otherwise we'll die."

The two of them sang in harmony and set rules for Iger. Iger shrugged and didn't mind at all, "Okay."

With that said, Egg pulled out his wand and pointed it at the two of them, "Let's get started."

As soon as the words fell, two swish of red lights shot out one meter in front of Egg, and then exploded as if they were blocked by something.

Egg pointed the wand in his hand at the two of them. With a subtle flick of his wrist, several rays of red light shot towards the two of them.

Egg carefully controlled the output of his magic power and kept the magic spell in a normal state as much as possible to prevent any danger.

The twins waved their wands to resist Egger's spell with some difficulty, and the smiles on their faces gradually disappeared.

For both of them, Egger's troublesome silent spellcasting and uninterrupted spellcasting speed were simply a nightmare.

Fred hurriedly avoided the magic spell shot by Egg, and smiled in a show off to Egg.

"If I were you, I wouldn't be distracted during the battle." Egg put away his wand and looked at Fred at leisure.

After the words fell, Fred instinctively felt that something was wrong. Just as he was about to push George aside, two ropes suddenly came out from behind and tied the two of them up.

"That spell just now was not an attack spell, but a transformation spell. It turns out that transformation spells can sometimes have unexpected effects in battle, right?" Egg looked at the two of them with a teasing smile, and they were hung like rice dumplings. On the shed.

"The gap is really big. We are obviously two years older." The two looked at each other, and George laughed and looked at Fred.

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