Hogwarts Poisoned Egg

Egg looked at Kaka and grinned. Mobile terminal

"Thank you, is this a puppet you made?" Ige hugged the doll given by Kaka with great joy.

As an elf, Kaka's craftsmanship is undoubtedly very exquisite. The facial features on the doll are sewn very delicately, and even Egger's usual lazy look is vivid.

"Kaka made them. Dobby gave you socks. The things the elves at Hogwarts gave are kept here for you." Kaka bowed to Egg and disappeared in an instant, returning to the kitchen. Dinner is ready.

The heavy snow outside the window covered a thick layer, but the house was warm. Like a child of several years old, Ige couldn't put it down and played with the dolls given by Kaka.

Suddenly, Egg looked at the puppet in his hand and was stunned. Is this a figure?

Looking at the puppet in ecstasy, Egg turned to look at Snape: "Sev, do you know how to give objects their own personality?"

"You want to give a personality to a rag doll." Snape glanced at Egg, and then sneered: "Those dark wizards who admire you will cry if they know about it."

Egger: ""

"Just tell me what to do." Egg rolled his eyes at Snape displeased.

"In the name of Severus Snape, I give you my personality and memory." Snape snorted and ignored him, turned around and continued to tease his baby daughter.

Iger said oh and turned around to look at the doll.

"You have to give it a personality." Hermione and Elsa heard the movement and came over curiously.

"That's right." Egg nodded.

"Giving personality to a rag doll" Elsa immediately laughed when she heard this.

"No way?" Egger was a little confused.

"Yes, you can, but this kind of thing is difficult," Aisha said with a smile: "Those who have the ability to give themselves personality are older wizards, and older wizards generally will not give personality to a rag doll. "

The corners of Egg's mouth twitched, and he took out the staff from his arms and nodded at the doll's head: "In the name of Egg Morisses, I give you my personality and memory."

Snape turned his head and glanced at Egg, as if he remembered something: "I forgot to tell you, you'd better draw a boundary, otherwise it will be more uncomfortable."

"Why didn't you tell me earlier?" Egg gritted his teeth, and there was a sharp pain in his brain. All the memories reappeared in front of his eyes like a revolving lantern, and an inexplicable thing slowly flowed into the puppet along the staff.

Shaking his dizzy head, Egger's eyes slowly focused and he looked carefully at the puppet in front of him.

The puppet shook his head softly, sat up slowly, looked at his Q-version hands with some curiosity, then raised his head and looked at Egg: "Hello, my name is Egg."

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhing" Hermione suddenly screamed and pulled the doll into her arms and rubbed it all over it.

"Hehehehe" the Q version of Egger's bad laugh came out, and Egger glanced at him with a very unhappy look.

"When it comes to assigning personalities, people with annoying personalities generally don't assign personalities to themselves, because they will hate each other." Snape said leisurely.

Egg narrowed his eyes as he looked at the little puppet, pulled it out of Hermione's arms, and threw it away with Hermione's extremely reluctant eyes.

He didn't know why, but he always felt that this puppet was a bit mentally retarded.

"And because things given personalities are not affected by other annoying things, they will be difficult to control. This is why ordinary wizards only give personalities to portraits." Snape's voice sounded again, and Egger was so angry that he Grit your teeth.

"Then what should we do?" Egger folded his arms angrily.

In the kitchen, the malicious and cute voice of the Q version of Egg came out: "Mom, Mom"

This was followed by an excited scream from Mrs. Granger.

Egger slapped his forehead in melancholy: "Ah, damn it."

For such an inexplicable new member of the family, Egger no longer had the slightest interest after the novelty wore off.

Seeing a ragdoll that looked exactly like him in appearance and personality acting cute in a malicious way, Iger felt very disgusted.

On the contrary, the female compatriots in the family and Kaka are very fond of dolls.

Especially Kaka, he almost regarded the Q version of Egger as his little master.

"Don't you think he's cute?" Hermione asked as she held the Egg baby and looked at Egg excitedly.

"I don't think so at all." Egg pouted, disgusted to death, and then he looked at Snape: "Does this mean we can make an alchemy doll?"

"Theoretically, you can do whatever you want." Snape looked at Egg and frowned.

"I have a bold idea." Iger grinned: "How about we make some one-to-one real-life dolls that give them personality?"

For example, a high-end version of a cq doll or something like that

Snape narrowed his eyes, and then his eyes lit up.

"I'm warning you not to have any perverted ideas." Egg suddenly jumped up. He could guess what Snape was thinking with his heels.

"I think your idea is okay." Snape took a sip from the wine glass: "If you do it, I want to hold % of the shares."

"You have a beautiful idea." Iger looked unhappy.

Snape said expressionlessly: "Anna's."

"Deal" Iger clapped his hands, it was done.

If it was for his goddaughter, then Egg would be happy to do so. Forget about Snape. It's useless for a single old man to ask for money. It's a waste.

"Professor Snape is thinking about preparing Anna for the future so early." Elsa laughed.

"Well, we should leave some ancestral property." Snape nodded stiffly. He was still not very used to talking to others.

"What I'm more curious about is that I've never seen Harry short of money. Does he also have ancestral property?" Hermione looked at Egger in confusion.

"There used to be some Potter families who first accumulated funds by making hair tonics and shampoos. They were very famous in the past. If you think about Harry's hair, you will know why they did this." Egg nodded with a grin: "But Later, their shampoos and hair tonics were overshadowed by other people’s products that were more effective and cheaper.”

"Who would do this?" Hermione wondered.

Egg licked his lips in Snape's direction, and Hermione suddenly understood.

Egg sometimes feels that it’s really not his fault that James always bullies him. This guy is so shady.

And it's unethical to only pick on people's ancestral property.

"Come for dinner" Mrs. Granger called as she prepared dinner and looked in the direction of the living room.

"Come on, come on~" Egg rushed over in a hurry and eagerly sat down at the dining table to wait for the meal.

A few minutes later, a group of people gathered neatly around the dining table. Mrs. Granger took off her apron and looked at the people at the dining table and smiled, then picked up the Q version of Egger from the ground and put it on the table.

"Thank God, there is another Egg in the family this year." Mrs. Granger smiled.

Egg's old words were stuck in his throat and he didn't know where to start.

"Just call it egg tart," Mrs. Granger said with a smile, touching the puppet's head and laughing.

You even gave me a name? Ige was speechless.

This thing is just a portrait thing, so why do you do it seriously?

"Okay mom" Egg Tart excitedly raised his round, fingerless little hand.

You really agreed, this name is so stupid, okay? I won't allow you to tarnish my image like this. Egg looked at the puppet and felt a little annoyed.

"I really hope Hermione can also be a puppet, so that when you are not at home, I can talk to them when I miss you." Mrs. Granger sighed: "Okay, kids, let's not talk about that, let's start dinner. ,Aige, happy birthday”

"Happy birthday" Chris held the cup and looked at Iger with a wink.

Snape was not disappointed. He held the cup and took a sip.

Egg laughed and was about to say something when a small figure in front of him suddenly jumped up and shouted excitedly: "Thank you, Mom"

Egger suddenly had a black line on his face: "Get out of here"

With a whoosh, the egg tart was flung softly onto the sofa.

"Get the hell away from me," Iger muttered expressionlessly as he ate his meal with his head down.

"Ege, you're going too far." Egg Tart jumped onto the sofa angrily, pinching his waist and looking at Ige.

"What can you do?" Egger sneered provocatively and turned around to eat by himself.

Egg Tart looked at Ige aggrievedly, and walked away with a somewhat disappointed head.

"Why are you angry with a puppet?" Hermione looked at Egg with some humor: "Isn't that just you? It has your memory and your personality."

As she said that, Hermione was stunned, her eyes moved slightly, and she turned around and waved to Egg Tart from a distance: "Egg Tart, come to me."

"Hey~ Here we come~" Egg Tart immediately rushed into Hermione's arms with his short legs waving.

"You have all of Egg's memories, right?" Hermione looked at the egg tarts with a smile.

"What are you going to do?" Egger instinctively felt something bad and reached out to grab the egg tart. However, Hermione quickly turned around holding the egg tart and looked at Egger warily.

Snape looked at Egg, the smile on his face gradually became abnormal, showing a look of gloating, intending to watch the show.

"Tart, tell me, what kind of girl do you like?" Hermione's smile gradually became dangerous.

Cold sweat broke out on Egg's forehead, and he looked at the egg tart in Hermione's arms with trepidation.

Elsa covered her mouth and snickered, and the Grangers also looked at the egg tart curiously.

"I won't tell you." Egg Tart tilted his neck: "Don't I want to lose face?"

Nice is my personality as expected. It is reliable and as cool as me.

Egg looked at the egg tart and breathed a sigh of relief.

Hermione chuckled: "Tell me and I'll kiss you."

"I like good-looking ones." Egg Tart quickly raised his little hand.

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Egg felt like he had been hit in the knee.

Several women in the room burst into laughter. Chris looked at Egg with understanding. The corners of Snape's mouth twitched, as if he wanted to laugh but held back.

"Who do you think is the prettiest girl you've seen so far?" Hermione hugged the egg tart and kissed her, then looked at the egg tart and narrowed her eyes slightly: "For example, me, Aisha, Qiu, Luna, or that one The sleeping vampire girl, and the You Mengyu from the East, etc.”

"This is incomparable." Egg quickly stopped Hermione and tried to snatch the egg tart away, but failed.

"They all look good." Egg Tart's voice sounded again, and Egg hit his head on the table.

let me die thank you

"Oh, I mean they all like it." Hermione's eyes became increasingly dangerous.

"That's not the case, listen to me." Egg quickly explained.

Egg Tart spread his hands and sighed deeply: "You are a man."

shit

Are you here to cause trouble?

"This is the drawback of giving personality and memory. Human beings have personality and may restrain their emotions for various reasons, but they won't." Snape glanced at the egg tart and whispered softly: "Portrait of Hogwarts They only have part of my memory and personality, or the personality in the impression given by others, so it is not so exaggerated. As for this."

Snape sneered: "He's just a retard."

Egger: ""

Is this bastard scolding me?

He must be scolding me.

"Do you have any little secrets?" Hermione next to her started making noises again, and Egg had a headache.

Egg Tart glanced at Ige, who narrowed his eyes slightly. He can guarantee that as long as this damn rag doll dares to tell the secrets of his previous life, Ige will definitely turn him into scum on the ground in an instant.

"Are you still kissing me?" Egg Tart smiled happily.

"Kiss" Hermione nodded affirmatively.

"I am a footwearer"

"Ah ah ah, get out of here." Iger roared with a blood-red face. He grabbed the egg tart and stuffed it into his arms. He gasped for air. The blood spread from his neck to his forehead. He sat back in the chair angrily. superior.

"What did he say?" Mrs. Granger looked at Chris confused.

"Didn't hear that clearly?" Chris glanced at Iger meaningfully, and Iger's face turned redder.

He had never been so embarrassed.

Glancing at Hermione silently, Egg made up his mind to cheer up his husband tonight.

"Can you tell what to say and what not to say?"

At night, Egg looked at the egg tarts seriously and asked.

"Of course we can tell the difference." Egg Tart vowed and patted his chest.

Turning his head and looking at the door, Egg narrowed his eyes slightly: "About the past life."

"I only know that there was a past life, but I have no memory." Egg Tart looked at Egg obediently and said, "So I won't reveal the secret."

Egg was stunned, so this is why you look like a retard.

I have lost twenty years of memory, so although my mind is precocious, I am like an amnesia patient, and my thinking and experience are not coordinated enough.

"Anyway, don't talk nonsense outside." Iger frowned.

Egg Tart nodded and ran away.

Egg looked at Egg Tart's leaving figure and pinched his chin in confusion. Why did he have no memory?

Speaking of which, Dumbledore seemed to have said that he could not see the mark imprinted on the soul.

So he really didn't use Legilimency on himself

No, it's better to say that he didn't see anything at all.

Egg sighed, got up and left the room, intending to take a hot bath and go to sleep. He passed by Hermione's room, and Hermione's voice came out through the door.

"Egg tart, egg tart, tell me, what does Egger like most about me?"

Egg's face suddenly darkened, followed by the sound of egg tarts.

"Here, here here e and here" Egg Tart's voice sounded excited.

Egger: ""