Hogwarts Poisoned Egg

ct; "How are you going to help me?" Sirius looked at Egg hesitantly.

Although he felt very happy that Egger could help him, Sirius always felt a little unreliable.

Egger reached into the bag of his robe and dug it out: "I have a love potion here."

"nonono" quickly stopped Iger's movements, and Sirius sighed: "Is there any softer way that is more romantic?"

"In this case, I think you should ask her out for afternoon tea first." Iger spread his hands and said, "Then ask her sideways if there is anyone she likes."

"What if there is?" Sirius couldn't help but worry.

"Eige muttered expressionlessly: "I have a love potion here."

Sirius:""

Maybe he was really blind to ask Egger for such a favor.

"Hey, don't worry, you are Sirius." Iger grinned: "What woman can resist you?"

Sirius still looked a little hesitant, and Egg couldn't help pouting at his pretentious bitch look: "Actually, you have an advantage that many men don't have."

"What is it?" Sirius' eyes suddenly lit up.

"You have money." Egg pointed at Sirius.

"What" Sirius was a little dumbfounded: "Do you think she will be the kind of girl who worships money?"

"I'm not saying that she is a girl who worships money, I mean that rich people are never short of romance." Iger couldn't help but grinned: "You can go to the Muggle amusement park to ride the merry-go-round and the Ferris wheel. , or go for a walk together on the streets of Paris, France. You can treat her to a big meal and give her roses after the meal, or you can buy thousands of night fairies and take her to enjoy the fluorescence at night. "

"You can drink fresh milk in the Netherlands in the morning, have a big meal at a French restaurant at noon, go back to the UK for some afternoon tea in the afternoon, and go to the Italian coast in the evening." Egg raised a chestnut: "After all, I am here. , it only takes a few seconds to cross Europe. As for the employment fee, which everyone is familiar with, it is cheaper for you, twenty galleons per day."

"Is this really possible?" Sirius was stunned.

"Believe me, you are so handsome, romantic, and mature. A girl of her age has no way of resisting your love offensive." Iger laughed.

"Okay, it looks like this idea is really feasible." Sirius pinched his chin and couldn't help laughing.

Egger ignored him, the sour smell of love had already made him faintly nauseated.

The two left along the corridor, and at a corner of the corridor not far away, a black grease flashed past.

Snape stared in the direction where Sirius and Egg were leaving with a sinister expression on his face, and a perverted smile gradually appeared on his face.

Sirius focused on picking up girls, and Snape was very happy. At least no one would object to him using the Fountain to punish students, especially a certain Haha.

Regarding Sirius's spring, Egger still has an attitude of being happy to see it come to fruition.

After all, if it weren't for Yao Minqi, Sirius might have to live with Crookshanks for the rest of his life.

Egg feels that this kind of thing is still a bit perverted for a healthy adult man. Just look at old Filch for how perverted it is.

That afternoon, Sirius made an appointment with Yao Minqi to go to the Three Broomsticks in Hogsmeade. Outside the window of the bar, Egg and the others stretched their little heads and looked at the room eagerly.

"Why don't we go in?" Ron asked, shivering from the cold.

"Because they will be embarrassed and please remember carefully, we ran away from the school secretly and it was against the school rules." Harry muttered absently, looking at the room with a gossipy face.

"But we have an invisibility cloak." Ron breathed out.

"Believe me, Sirius definitely knows more about that stuff than you do," Egger said with a smile, "And don't forget, his Animagus is a dog, and people don't distinguish things simply by their eyes."

"So why on earth are the three of us here? Why don't we drink tea and play chess in school?" Ron sniffed and complained.

"I'm staying with Harry" Iger shrugged.

"If you have this time, why don't you copy your potions homework? Snape has said that whoever fails in his homework will get soaked in the damn drowning fountain and put on a skirt for an exhibition. God, I don't want to." Ron's His expression looked worried.

"What are you afraid of? Hermione lent me her homework." Harry said without looking back, looking at the two people in the bar expectantly: "I will definitely pass the test, I can guarantee it."

"Potter, can you explain to me why your homework is exactly the same as Miss Granger's?" Snape stared at Harry with his dark eyes.

Harry was a little dumbfounded and couldn't help but slightly opened his mouth: "I"

"Unqualified," Snape said, with his usual perverted smile on his face.

Harry felt it was unfair. It was both right and wrong.

"Iger's homework is exactly the same as hers, why don't you ask him?"

"Confront Professor, you are getting more and more promising. Ten points from Gryffindor." Snape said lazily, without looking at other people's homework, and casually threw the pile of parchment in his hand on the table. .

Niangdongquan only had eighty copies, so he was too lazy to give it to others.

For example, Longbottom and Finnigan had to wash their own eyes after using it.

At the table behind Egg, You Mengyu looked at Harry eagerly, and Harry looked at the drowning spring in front of him with an embarrassed look on his face.

He felt that Snape was insulting his character.

and his gender.

But obviously only Harry thought so. Everyone else looked at Harry expectantly. Even Malfoy stopped laughing at Harry and just looked at him helplessly.

Damn it, what the hell was going on, Harry felt terrible.

Egg sighed helplessly. He really couldn't stop this kind of thing, and he had no good solution at the moment.

Snape was almost obsessed now, thinking about how he couldn't wait to see Lily. There was only one person who could solve this situation.

She is her goddaughter, but the child is only over one year old now.

Turning to look at Harry, Harry noticed Egg's eyes and suddenly felt excited.

Egg, do you want to help me?

This was the message conveyed by Harry's eyes.

Hey, where is this? Who am I? What am I doing?

Egg turned his head again with a confused look on his face.

Harry: ""

What about good brother?

"Hurry up, don't delay other students' classes." Snape's eyes were a little expectant, a little gloating, and a little perverted, but he hid it well.

When Snape finished speaking, even Hermione, who was always facing Harry, did not speak up to help him.

Harry's transformation into Harry was a good distraction for Hermione who was extremely busy with homework this year.

"Let me help you." Ron rolled up his sleeves.

"Get out!" Harry expressionlessly grabbed the Drowning Fountain and poured it over his head. Then he grabbed the big hood behind his robe and covered his head.

Surprisingly, Snape didn't stop him.

In fact, Snape was very happy because Harry covered up the messy hair that looked like James, only revealing a face that looked exactly like Lily, which made Snape feel even more satisfied.

Feeling comfortable both physically and mentally may be referring to Snape's current state.

Ever since Harry became Harry, Snape's attitude toward the students had been unexpectedly gentle throughout the entire class. Even Neville didn't deduct points from Gryffindor. Not only did he not deduct points, Snape also gave Neville a few casual words, which allowed him to brew a pot of shrinking potion perfectly.

"I think maybe you really should stay like this in his class. Didn't you see that Snape didn't mock you for the first time today?"

After class, Ron looked at Harry in amazement as he poured hot water on his head.

"I don't want it, I'm not a pervert." Harry frowned and looked displeased.

"It doesn't matter, even if you are a pervert, I will not dislike you." Ginny's voice sounded behind him, and Harry turned to look. Ginny was following Hermione, looking at him and giggling.

"Ginny, please listen to my explanation." Harry quickly stood up and looked at Ginny awkwardly.

"No need to explain, I don't really care, and you look very beautiful when you turn into a girl." Ginny laughed: "I'm serious, if you become like that, Snape will stop targeting you, Maybe it’s actually a good thing.”

"But why would he do that?" Harry looked impatient: "It just makes me look like my mother."

After the words fell, Harry froze immediately, and then turned to look at Egg with some stiffness: "Snape likes my mother."

Harry suddenly felt that this made sense, why Snape hated him so much, because he looked the same as his father, and his father had bullied Snape and stolen his dream girl.

For a moment, Harry actually understood Snape a little bit.

Of course, it was only for a moment, but it didn't change the fact that Harry hated him.

"That's why he wanted to save me from Quirrell's curse, even though he hates me so much. So Egg, you said that as long as I pretend to be pitiful and open my eyes, he can't stand it, because my eyes look like my mother's" Harry said in a daze: "This makes sense."

"You finally realized this. That's good. It means you're not hopelessly stupid." Harry casually threw the Daily Prophet on the table beside him and crossed his legs lazily: "But I want to To correct you, he will save you regardless of whether you are your mother's child or not. Although he is not a good person, as a teacher he is still very conscientious."

"I have always said that no matter who will harm you, Snape will not do it, Harry." Egg spread his hands: "Your character is very similar to Sirius, they are both extreme characters. I think , now that you know this kind of thing, you may feel better and feel that Severus' targeting of you is not so unbearable."

"It's okay, I just feel a little complicated." Harry sighed: "That's why he won't tell anyone because of his awkward character."

"No, it's just because Voldemort is still alive. He thinks this is to protect you." Egg spread his hands: "But I don't care about that kind of thing very much. Forgive me, this is irresponsible for your life, but I think you There is a right to know the truth, embarrassing as it may be for Severus."

"Hey, I'm quite embarrassed. Think about it, that old bat looks so affectionate." Ron rolled his eyes and laughed, with a funny look on his face.

Harry also grinned, and then looked at Egg: "So, for the sake of my future grades in Potions class, you mean I should..."

"Absolutely. I don't think there's anything to be embarrassed about." Egg spread his hands and said, "Just like Animagus, who would hate his own Animagus."

"Yeah, maybe your Animagus will turn into a girl as time goes by." Hermione said with a smile.

Harry's Patronus is a deer, and Iger thinks that if nothing else happens, Harry's Animagus should also be a deer.

But Animagus is uncertain, and other situations cannot be ruled out, so Iger feels that it would not be surprising if Harry's Animagus is a woman.

"But do you really don't mind?" Harry turned his head and looked at Ginny longingly. He always felt a little weird when she turned into a girl.

"You just need to have the mental state of a normal boy and don't do anything weird with your transformation." Ginny giggled.

"What weird things can I do?" Harry's face turned red.

It seems quite exciting to think about it.

Quickly stopping his thoughts from diverging, Harry waved his hands in disappointment: "To be honest, what you said makes me feel a little guilty, Egg."

"Don't feel guilty, it's true that Severus hates you." Iger smiled.

At night, in the Great Hall, Harry was struggling with a piece of beef pie. Feeling Snape's probing gaze from a distance, Harry always felt a little strange.

"Hi, Harry" Malfoy looked at Harry and waved at the long Slytherin table.

Malfoy had called him by his Christian name since the two had become closer.

Harry turned to look and saw Malfoy with a wicked smile on his face: "You look so beautiful when you turn into a girl."

Harry: "○｀Д○convex wtf"

You're causing trouble, little brat.

Harry's eyes suddenly turned evil when he looked at Malfoy.

"Give him some color, man." Fred rolled a water balloon from the table.

"This is" Harry looked at Harry curiously.

"Same as yours" George grinned silently, his smile full of gloating.

Harry looked at the long table at the teacher's desk. Very good. Professor McGonagall is not here.

"Wadi Wasi" Harry took out his wand from his arms and gently tapped the water balloon on the table.

There was a whooshing sound in the air, and a water balloon drew an arc in mid-air and landed accurately on Malfoy's face. With a crisp sound, the balloon exploded on Malfoy's face. .

There was a burst of noise, and Fred took the lead in picking up a water balloon and smashed it against the Slytherin table, shouting loudly: "You are more charming when you become a girl, Miss Malfoy, hahahaha."