Hogwarts Poisoned Egg

ct; "What is that?" Egger was a little curious: "The dishes here are all made by house elves. I bought a lot of recipes in the bookstore when I came back from China."

"Oh little elf, poor slave class" You Mengyu muttered, but she did not stop holding the chopsticks in her hands.

"Yeah, right, they are pitiful," Hermione suddenly seemed to have found a confidant, looking at You Mengyu eagerly.

"Ah, it's okay, the weak will prey on the strong." You Mengyu noticed Hermione's gaze and quickly corrected her tone.

"Oh" Hermione was very disappointed.

"The Kitchen God is a small creature similar to a house elf. He is about twenty centimeters tall. He lives in groups and looks like a human old man or woman. He is not the kind from myths and legends, but many people believe that they can bring Good luck." You Mengyu said.

"Generally, the Kitchen God will be born only in old houses that are more than a hundred years old, and there must be a wizard living there. Under long-term magic fluctuations, the Kitchen God will be born in these houses. However, it is said that in the coastal areas, the Kitchen God is sometimes born. Snail girls, these two are 5-star protected creatures in China, not because they are strong, but because it is illegal to abuse them."

"Like the Golden Snitch" Hermione was a little curious.

"Isn't the Golden Snitch a ball?" Ron muttered.

"No, the Golden Snitch is a kind of bird. The Golden Snitch used in the first Quidditch game was actually that kind of bird. However, because its eyes and feathers were too precious, it was hunted by humans, so this rule was later cancelled. The current small ball began to be used." When it comes to Quidditch, Harry can name it. From the origin to the evolution of Quidditch, no one knows better than him.

"Yes, it's of that nature," You Mengyu said: "The Stove Lord has been helping his master with cooking and cleaning the house every day since he was born. Therefore, the Stove Lord allows buying and selling, but does not allow killing and abuse."

"So when I was in Jiange, the person who cleaned the house and cooked for me every day was the Stove Lord." Iger suddenly hammered his palms: "I thought he was an elf."

"Yes, there is a Stove Lord in every room in Kunlun Hall, but they were bought when the school was founded. Every night in the early morning, they go to the vegetable garden and butcher shop to pick fresh vegetables and freshly slaughtered meat. "You Mengyu laughed, and then glanced at the teacher's desk. After noticing that Yao Minqi's eyes were not here, she whispered: "I brought the ones from my room with me when I came."

Egger: ""

"I'm more curious about where we will stay tonight." You Mengyu turned to look at Aige.

"Don't you live in a carriage?" Egger was a little confused.

"When we came here, our principal said that coming here is just like coming to our own home. You're welcome. Someone will settle everything for us." You Mengyu looked at Ige: "Is this you the old man is talking about?"

Ige blinked and laughed dryly. Old man, you are so rude: "If nothing else happens, it should be me."

"That's great, where shall we live?" You Mengyu laughed.

"You can sleep in my room." Hermione said with a smile. Thanks to Egg, Hermione also lived in a single room. Ever since she and Parvati didn't get along well,

"It doesn't matter, I'm a lesbian." You Mengyu immediately looked at Hermione with a smirk on her face.

"Ah, it's okay. I don't live in the dormitory." Hermione didn't discriminate against You Mengyu's sexual orientation at all. To be fair, didn't she always fantasize about Aisha taking a shower?

"Wait a minute, your conversation contains too much information. Let me slow down." Ron rubbed his head in confusion.

As soon as the dinner was over, Egg hurriedly greeted the elves to arrange accommodation for the new classmates. More than a dozen people moved into different colleges, while Yao Minqi was arranged in an empty room next to Sirius' office.

One of them teaches defense against dark arts, and the other teaches defense. Iger thinks that the two of them should get along relatively well.

Of course, this is just what he thought

"I heard that you peed your pants when you were playing against Egg." At night, Sirius happily greeted his new neighbor.

Snapped

the next morning

"Hey Sirius, what's wrong with your face?" Harry looked at Sirius' slightly swollen face in surprise.

"It feels like I've been punched by someone." Ron casually touched the knife.

"I accidentally hit the wall when I fell down," Sirius muttered vaguely.

"Are you really careless? Are you going to visit Madam Pomfrey?" Harry looked at his godfather with concern.

Forget it, she will see it

Sirius still rejected his godson's kindness.

Egg and Hermione were discussing their weekend trip to Hogsmeade.

Egg felt that Harry had to thank himself, otherwise it wouldn't be Harry's turn to go to Hogsmeade.

"Don't forget, gentlemen, before Halloween, remember to hand in all your application forms, otherwise you won't be able to go." Professor McGonagall glanced at Neville, and Neville's face turned pale instantly.

"Sorry Professor, I forgot where I put my application form." Neville said aggrievedly.

"Your grandma mailed the application form directly to me, don't worry, Mr. Longbottom." Professor McGonagall's words immediately relieved Neville.

"Damn it, has your memory always been so bad?" Egg looked at Neville with some confusion: "So what are you thinking about every day?"

"What are the habits of herbs?" Neville smiled sheepishly.

"Shit" Iger rolled his eyes speechlessly.

"I think Neville is great. He's better than those guys who remember everything but have terrible grades, right?" Hermione comforted Neville and turned to give Harry and Ron a white look.

"Stop being such a weirdo, you should say this to Iger." Ron suddenly felt dissatisfied and yelled.

"My grades are better than yours." Egg spread his hands.

"You copied that," Harry corrected.

"Yes, I copied it, but I also copied it based on my ability." Egger grinned.

"Damn, this guy is so shameless" Ron muttered.

"If I copy it, Snape will probably chop off my head and dry it on the wall at the gate of the castle to scare the monkeys." Harry sighed.

"Morning" You Mengyu sat next to Ige with her messy hair, turned around and looked around: "Is your place so busy every morning?"

"No, it's because we can go to Hogsmeade on the next weekend." Hermione explained happily.

"What is Hogsmeade?" A stupid hair popped up on You Mengyu's head.

"It's a wizarding village. The whole village is filled with wizards. There are no Muggles. This is the only wizarding village in the UK." Ron explained excitedly: "Isn't it great?"

"Wow, that's great." You Mengyu shrugged, with a perfunctory look on his face: "There are a total of twenty-eight villages like this in China."

Huh, this guy is really annoying

Ron turned around angrily, subconsciously thinking, if it weren't for that pretty face, I would definitely not talk to her.

"By the way" Ige turned to look at You Mengyu: "Can you go? We need the signature of parents or guardians."

You Mengyu ate her omelette and waved her hand carelessly: "It's okay, the principal said, if you have anything to do, you can handle it."

Egger: ""

Do I need to find you a tour guide?

"Do these people of yours speak English?" Iger was a little curious.

"Yes, they will. Because Western magic has penetrated our country for many years, many wizards will learn English, Greek, or Latin in order to add another inheritance to their family." You Mengyu nodded.

Ige nodded suddenly. Old Man Jiang had said this before.

Suddenly, a burst of noise came, and Egg and the others turned to look. In mid-air above the long Slytherin table, a flying sword was flying whizzingly, holding a sword flower from time to time, causing bursts of cheers.

Perhaps because of being in the limelight, the Slytherin snakes looked extremely proud, looking around with their heads held high like little roosters.

The flying sword kept hovering in the air, and was received into the scabbard of a boy who looked to be fifteen or sixteen years old. The boy looked amused and pretended to be inexplicable.

"Who is that?" Ron frowned and looked at the boy: "It looks like he had a sense of déjà vu with Malfoy two years ago, which is really annoying."

"His name is Bian He. He is not very popular in our school. He has been forming gangs in the school. He has some strength, but no one with real strength is willing to talk to him." You Mengyu muttered absentmindedly. , as if he was no longer surprised.

"Bian He, don't play with your flying sword in the auditorium. I remember I told you before I came here." At the door of the auditorium, Yao Minqi, who had just walked into the auditorium, immediately scolded her angrily.

"I know," Bian He snorted, and then glanced in the direction of Ige: "I heard that someone lived in Jiange, I don't know if I dare to ask for advice."

Egger: ""

This can also involve labor and capital.

By the way, isn’t this a fantasy and magical world? Why are you forcing me to perform a show of pretending to be a slap in the face?

It's over the top, okay?

"Is he provoking Egg?" Malfoy glanced at a thin man beside him in confusion.

"It seems so." The little thin man nodded.

The air was silent for a moment, and then the students around Bian He suddenly dispersed and disappeared without a trace.

Bian He's face looked ugly. Looking at the reactions of the students around him, he suddenly felt like a clown.

"The Bian family has been guarding the northwest region of our country. The people there are tough and tough, and he does have some talent, so he has always been very arrogant." You Mengyu muttered: "I'm quite annoyed with him anyway."

"Oh" Iger suddenly realized, turned around and continued eating.

"Are you scared?" Bian He shouted and looked at Ige: "If you are scared, just erase your name from the entrance of Jiange. Why are you pretending to be so stupid?"

Ige is a little annoyed. I have tried my best to arrange food, drink and fun for you. It’s okay if you are not grateful, but you are here to provoke me.

A soft and waxy little hand gently held Egger's hand. Hermione pursed her lips and looked at Egger with worried eyes: "Don't beat him to death."

Egger: ""

What's going on with each of you? You're just trying to show off. Can you be more serious?

"Okay, what do you want to ask for?" Iger turned to look at Bian He and smiled, but no matter how he looked at it, there was a feeling that you were going to die.

"Since you live in Jiangge, we are better than Yujian." Bian He was very annoyed.

Jiange is the dream that every pretentious boy has when he comes to Kunlun Hall. It seems that after entering Jiange, he can become CEO, marry Bai Fumei, and reach the pinnacle of life.

As a result, he was suddenly beaten by a foreign boy, and then he slapped his butt and ran away. This was what Bian He couldn't bear. This time when he came to the UK, Bian He's purpose was very simple, just to challenge Egger.

"Okay." Iger nodded. The door of the auditorium suddenly opened with a bang, and a golden staff flew behind Iger: "How can we compare?"

"Compared with speed and strength, the speed of wielding a sword, and the application of offensive techniques, do you know how to do it?" Bian He crossed his arms and raised his chin, with a look of pride on his face.

"It's up to you." Egg nodded.

As Egger finished speaking, the auditorium suddenly fell into noise.

No one came out to stop anything. Yao Minqi wanted to open her mouth to stop him, but looking at Bian He's confident expression, she could only sigh helplessly.

Maybe it would be a good thing for him to hit a brick wall

As for the professors and students at Hogwarts, they were happy to see the result. After all, no one had provoked Egg for a long time, and they had almost forgotten what Egg looked like when he cast a spell.

In the past, professors might have been able to compare notes with Egg and exchange spell-casting experiences, but as Egg grew older, this kind of thing became inexplicably more risky. Now that someone is willing to come forward, the professors are still very happy.

Such as Snape

He still doesn't know how his disciple's strength has progressed.

He didn't dare to say, he didn't dare to ask

The students filed out of the castle gate, and the crowds of people came all the way to the Black Lake.

Yao Minqi rode her broom and flew to the other side of the black lake, formed two earth walls on the ground, and then flew back on her broom.

"There are two earth walls on the other side of the lake. I think you have all seen it." Yao Minqi looked at the two people and said: "This earth wall is very strong. All you have to do is to unsheath your sword and move the earth wall as far as possible." After the sword is sheathed, I will compare the speed and power of the sword between the two of you, do you understand?"

"Humph, I understand." Bian He sneered, turned around and glanced at Egger slowly: "I don't expect your power. I hope your speed with the sword can make me take a look."

"Yeah, yeah, as you wish." Iger nodded speechlessly, feeling very helpless.

Turning his head and taking a look, Dumbledore's white beard was looming in the crowd, and Iger grinned. It seemed that Old Man Deng was also very curious about Eastern magic.

"In this case, I call preparation to start, and you can take action. Do you understand?" Yao Minqi glanced at the two of them and said.

"Understood" Egg nodded and casually pulled the staff behind him: "Ravenclaw"

A golden sword with a staff suddenly appeared in Iger's hand. Bian He looked at the slender sword and sneered: "It's flashy."

"Let's talk about it after you win." Iger didn't want to talk to him anymore. He always had a sense of shame of bullying children and pretending to be cool. Maybe this is the growth of people.

Unknowingly, I have already passed the age of second grade. Ige was quite emotional.

"That's good to prepare." Yao Minqi stood behind the two of them and paused slightly: "Start"

Bian He took out his sword, and then a white light flashed in front of his eyes. He suddenly felt that the whole world seemed to be illuminated with a dazzling light. He was slightly startled, and then heard a violent and sharp sonic boom in his ears, and stared at him. Looking at it with wide eyes, Iger on the side was glaring angrily, and he was holding his sword like a devil from hell.

"cut"

There was another bang, and the sky seemed to be raining heavily. Bian He turned his head stiffly, and a silver light on the lake disappeared in the distance in an instant. Where the white light passed, waves of more than ten meters high were set off layer by layer.

boom

A small hill in the distance was suddenly penetrated by a big hole in the white light. The next moment, the sonic boom sounded again. The white light flew back to Egg's scabbard in an instant, and the lake surface once again set off waves.

On the shore, thousands of students were drowned by the water falling from the sky, but no one said anything. They just stared at the mountains in the distance with their mouths wide open.

That day, people finally recalled the horror of being dominated by Egg