Hogwarts Poisoned Egg

The Poisoned Egg at Hogwarts Text Volume Chapter Trelawney At night, a banquet was held in Gryffindor Tower as usual. The initiators were the twins and Sirius. Unexpectedly, even McGonagall Professors also participated.

In the dark corridor of the castle, a black kitten was walking quietly.

Egg, who came out to look for food, still turned into an Animagus. After all, he was no longer a substitute professor. As a student, it would be too disrespectful to the professors to walk arrogantly in the castle at night.

"Woof"

A dog barked in the dark night, and a big black dog followed behind the black cat.

Then the shadow of the black cat reflected on the wall in the moonlight instantly turned into a human form "Why have you changed too?"

Sirius stood up and changed into his original appearance. Looking at Egg, he looked slightly embarrassed and said, "Sorry, I'm used to it."

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"When I was in school, I always looked like this when I went to the kitchen at night. There was no old Filch at that time. I remember that she used to be a fierce old woman who could whip people with a whip." Sirius rambled on. , who is familiar with the road and leads the way.

"Of course, I have never been whipped. I have always suspected that the old woman has a crush on me." Sirius laughed. "She always turns a blind eye to me when I go out at night."

"Bah, scumbag" Iger curled his lips.

"Do you know how I feel now?" Sirius hurriedly walked towards the kitchen, "It's like going back to the days when I was in school with James and the others."

Egg followed Sirius silently. Among these people, whether it was the dead James or the down-and-out Remus, they seemed to be living a better life than Sirius.

To be honest, I went to Azkaban a few days ago. Iger felt that the people there were really worse than death.

Maybe Sirius didn't come to be a teacher but came back to realize his dream

Pushing open the door to the kitchen, dozens of house elves immediately surrounded the two of them, their eyes as big as lightbulbs looking at them shining brightly in the light of the fireplace.

"Master Egger, Master Egger"

A series of excited voices sounded, and Egg looked at the elves beside him affectionately, "Can you help us prepare some food and send it to the tower?"

"Of course, no problem" Xia excitedly brought a pot of hot pot soup base "It's ready"

"So good." Iger grinned and reached out to touch Xia's little head.

"Your elf is really good." Sirius nodded with a complicated expression.

"How are you, old Kreacher?" Egg turned his head and smiled after hearing this.

"Not bad, you are right, maybe I was a little too irritable before." Sirius spread his hands slightly embarrassed.

Egg shook his head slightly and said nothing.

From the point of view of a pure-blood wizard like Sirius, there is no problem if he realizes that he has done something wrong, but if he is asked to apologize to an elf, it is impossible.

But this is good, at least he won’t be tricked to death by the elf anymore

Back in Gryffindor Tower, Egg saw Hermione and Professor McGonagall talking. Professor McGonagall whispered something with a smile on her face, and Hermione looked a little eager to try.

Looking at the two men and smiling, Egg probably knew what was going on, and it was nothing more than a matter of time turners.

Applying for a time-turner from the Ministry of Magic is not an easy task, but that depends on who you are.

According to the original work, it requires certificates from the dean and professors as well as perfect A’s in all subjects, but Iger feels that perhaps because of his relationship, many of these steps can be omitted.

The most lively thing on the morning of the first day of the new semester for third graders is the schedule arrangement. The aroma of pumpkin pie and sausages wafted through the auditorium, and thousands of students were chattering about the new courses for this semester.

"What class did you choose?" Ron looked at Egg's class schedule curiously with a piece of fried egg in his mouth.

"E Divination Class and Magical Creatures Care Class" Iger spread his hands and threw the course schedule aside.

"It looks like we all chose the same thing." Ron said happily, "Harry and I also chose Divination and Magical Creatures. It's really good. What about Hermione?"

"I suggest you don't look at her class schedule." Egg pouted, then turned to look at Hermione, who was slightly puzzled "Why choose Muggle Studies?"

"I want to study their behavior from the perspective of wizards. After all, our understanding of the Muggle world is limited to the knowledge of a teenage child. If we want to seek the common development of Muggles and wizards in the future, this It is a very necessary knowledge." Hermione said confidently.

"Hell, do you really think Professor Caredi knows Muggles very well?" Egg looked at Hermione with strange eyes. "I remember she didn't even know what a game console was, let alone the rapid development of the Muggle world, and our textbooks There has been no new version for more than ten years."

"There will always be a way." Hermione muttered, looking a little disappointed. For her, not being able to learn useful knowledge in school was undoubtedly a torture.

Egg looked at Hermione and smiled evilly. He came to Hermione's ear and gently bit the little girl's earlobe. The slender black tail behind him gently penetrated under Hermione's robe. "I am very fond of Muggles." I understand. If you want to learn, come to my dormitory tonight."

Hermione's face turned red

No longer paying attention to the steam girl beside him, Egg turned around and ate his breakfast. Then he saw Hagrid striding in from the direction of the auditorium door. He was wearing the dragon skin coat that Egg bought for him, and he absent-mindedly used that The big hand like a cattail leaf waved a dead chicken eagle.

"How about it?" Hagrid walked towards the teacher's desk and looked at the people with interest. "You guys come to my first class right after lunch. I got up at five o'clock in the morning and put all the Everything is ready. I hope the class goes well."

Hagrid paused, then laughed excitedly, "It's so great to finally become a teacher."

After saying that, Hagrid turned around and continued to walk towards the teacher's desk in a hurry, shaking the dead chicken vulture in his hand even more cheerfully.

"I don't know what he is preparing for." Ron's voice sounded worried.

Harry looked out the window with distracted eyes and muttered "As long as it's not a fire dragon"

"Well, we'd better go. As long as I'm here, Hagrid's classes will not be in danger." Egger said casually, "But I don't guarantee that Professor Trelawney will be late for the first period of Divination class." Blow your brains out with a crystal ball"

A few people finished breakfast in twos and threes, said hello to Fred and George, and walked towards the tower of the Divination class.

The North Tower of the Divination class is far away from the castle. Even Egg rarely goes there. There are not many people in the entire North Tower on weekdays, so even though Harry and Ron have been at the school for two years, they are not very familiar with it. .

"Oh Egger" walked into the north tower. The portrait of Slytherin was chatting happily with the portrait of a young woman. When he saw Egger, he immediately shouted, "Do you remember what you promised me? Do you have a clue?"

"Don't touch me, stay away from me." Iger muttered incomprehensible Chinese and left quickly.

"That's Slytherin." Ron looked at the portrait of Slytherin in surprise, "God, he looks real."

"So handsome." Even Harry felt a little unbalanced by Slytherin's appearance. This is a common problem among young boys.

Egg sighed helplessly. It wasn't that he didn't want to help Slytherin, but that until now, he had no clue about the other people. The luxurious golden crown was almost rusty in the bag.

"Don't move." He casually put his arms on their shoulders, "If you don't want to climb seven floors in a row"

"Thanks, if it weren't for you we wouldn't have been able to find our way to the North Tower," Ron shrugged.

Behind Egg, Hermione obediently grabbed Egg's tail, and several people appeared above the tower with a snap.

This is a small platform. Listening to the noisy sounds around them, a few people found that most of the students had already arrived.

Most of the students are girls. It seems that girls are more curious about these fascinating subjects.

After all, you don't have to do anything, just sit in the soft chair and drink tea. There is a class as soon as you sleep, and you can just brag about it during the exam

On the ceiling in front of the platform is a round trap door with a brass plate embedded in it.

"Sibyl Trelawney, Divination teacher" Harry looked at the trap door "How do we get up there"

Egger is not surprised by this situation. In his eyes, there are two bats in the school, one is the black bat Snape, and the other is the old bat lady Trelawney who likes to be mysterious.

Conjuring a long ladder at random, Egger snapped his fingers, and the trap door opened with a click.

"Let's go in"

"Would it be a bit rude?" Hermione looked worried.

The corners of Egg's mouth turned up. Don't worry, you will become the most rude person in a short time.

Several people walked into the room, and a strong and nauseating sound assaulted their nostrils. In front of them was an old teahouse-style room. There were twenty small round tables in the not-too-big room, and around the table were placed Calico armchairs and bulging poufs.

I don’t know what kind of incense the old witch lit. Everything in the room was illuminated by a hazy red light. The curtains were tightly drawn, and many lamps were covered with large crimson scarves. The temperature in the room was hot. It's breathtaking.

A fire was burning under the mantelpiece with a pair of messy things, and a large copper teapot was placed on the fire. Egg noticed that the disgusting aroma was emanating from this copper teapot.

Many shelves lined the surrounding prototype walls, crowded with dirty quills, candle stubs, tattered playing cards, countless silver crystal balls and a lot of tea cups.

A group of students were whispering behind them. Ai pulled Hermione to the round table and randomly found two nearby soft chairs to sit down on. Her thin body suddenly sank into the chairs.

A voice suddenly sounded from the shadows, a soft, unclear voice.

"Welcome" Trelawney's divine voice sounded, "It's so great to finally see you in the material world."

Trelawney walked up to the students, her body jingling, and Egg noticed that there were more strange jewelry on her neck than before

"Sit down, my children, sit down," said Trelawney.

Egger's senses about Trelawney are very complex. He admires her divination skills very much, but the nagging look is really annoying.

However, Iger still agrees with the other party's divination skills. For example, Trelawney gave Iger a divination and said that he would die in the fire of hell

Hell, strictly speaking, the previous body did die in the fire of hell

Is Trelawney's prophecy accurate?

It is very accurate, without exception, and basically hits the mark, whether it is her prediction in a normal state or a prediction in a chaotic state. Of course, the possibility that she has a crow's mouth cannot be ruled out

But although the prophecy is accurate, Trelawney's prophecy spans so long that many people will ignore it.

And judging from the information about eradicating Aigcha, Trelawney's ancestors seem to have been cursed. The curse means that the prophecy will definitely come true, but others will not believe it.

Don't believe it, it's really such a fucking curse. Iger doesn't dare to think about how bored the person who placed the curse is.

The other one is that it’s okay if you say you make predictions, why can’t you make some good predictions

This one dies and that one dies every day

Anyone else would say you are a lunatic

But Iger thinks the other party is right. As long as people die sooner or later, it’s just that the time span is relatively long

"Welcome to the divination class." Trelawney sat on an easy chair in front of the fire and looked at the students in front of her. "I am Professor Trelawney. You may have never seen me before. I found that, Frequently going down to the chaotic and noisy campus life will make my third eye blurred."

Egg looked at the other person's eyes that were as thick as the bottom of a beer bottle and sighed slightly. He thought this sentence could be rephrased. I found that when walking in a crowded place, all kinds of light flickering would make my presbyopic myopia flash eyes. Seriously

Look, Trelawney's words are very confusing, but the interpretation skills are actually very simple

Listening to Trelawney's words, no one said anything except Egg, who was smiling.

Trelawney elegantly adjusted her shawl, cleared her throat and continued, "So, you have taken the divination class, which is the most profound of all magical arts. I must say it first, If you don't have insight, I can't help you, and books can only teach you so much in this area."

When Harry and Ron heard this, they immediately turned to look at Hermione cheerfully. The little girl looked very shocked when she heard that the book was of no use.

"Although many selfless people are very talented in the fields of ping-pong-pong sounds, various smells and sudden disappearances, they cannot see through the mystery of the future."

Trelawney continued, a pair of terrifyingly large and shining eyes sweeping over the nervous faces.

"This is a talent that only a few people have. You, my child." Trelawney suddenly spoke to Neville, "How is your grandma?"

"I guess it's okay." Neville said tremblingly.

"I wouldn't be so sure if I were you, my dear." Trelawney said in a mysterious voice, her long emerald earrings shining brightly in the light of the fire.

"This year we will learn the basic methods of divination. In the first semester we will focus on tea leaf interpretation, and in the second semester we will start learning palm reading. By the way, my dear"

Trelawney suddenly muttered to Parvati, "Be wary of a man with red hair."

Parvati suddenly panicked, glanced at Ron behind her with a perverted look, and quickly moved her chair. Lavender on the side looked crazy with jealousy