Hogwarts Poisoned Egg

For two or three days in a row, Aurors from the Ministry of Magic came in and out of Iger's home. Basically, not long after the first group left, the next group came.

Each wave of people come is different, but what they say and do are the same...

Umbridge was very upset. She sent out seven or eight groups of Aurors to try to put a magic limiter on Egg, but none of these groups succeeded. Even the first batch of Aurors came back saying... With a little bit of oil, I covered my chest and screamed: He is too strong, I can't do it anymore...

You can't hold it any longer, right?

You have to get some snacks even if you lie, right?

It was another early morning, and the knock on the door rang again. Kaka opened the door and was stunned, and then looked at Iger who was eating in the restaurant.

Egger turned his head to look at him, and saw an old pink toad standing at the door looking at him with a fake smile.

"If you have something to say, get out of here." Egg glanced at Umbridge, and then started to eat with his head down.

Umbridge suddenly stood at the door with a stiff face, neither leaving nor staying.

"I have to remind you..." Egger ate a piece of steak with a dull expression and whispered softly in a leisurely voice: "I don't mind if you jump up and down just to make a joke, but if the Ministry of Magic wants to use force, Measures, I guarantee you will be the first to die."

As he said that, Egg seemed to have remembered something.

"But it doesn't matter, Fudge will also be buried with you..."

Umbridge's face was pale and her lips were pursed tightly.

"You may not believe it. If you plan to speak cruelly to me here, you will die. I don't care about others, but you will definitely die." Iger grinned.

Umbridge left with a look of shock and anger on her face. She was so reviled the whole time that she couldn't even utter a word.

None of the three or four Aurors who originally followed her paid attention to her. When Iger spoke, they all crossed their arms and looked at her jokingly, which made Umbridge feel like a clown.

"I found that our house is always the most lively during breakfast..." Chris looked at Umbridge's disappearing figure outside the window and laughed happily.

"No, it should be said that we have been eating breakfast when something happened." Iger grinned.

"If she was really unreasonable just now, would you kill her?" Jane frowned slightly and looked at Egger with some displeasure.

"Although I really don't want to lie to you, but..." Iger spread his hands: "Yes..."

"Idiots who don't understand how to judge time are also very dangerous in a sense. Obviously this is one. I'm not worried about her affecting me, but if possible, she will definitely use you to threaten me, so she must die. "Iger said expressionlessly: "I just didn't want to kill her during breakfast, so she survived..."

"But next time, she will not be able to escape." Iger's face was calm, while Jane's expression looked a little angry.

"No matter how much she hates... Iger, this is no reason for you to take away other people's lives at will. I will never allow you to do this!" Jane looked at Iger angrily with her eyes on her hips. She was ready to quarrel with the rebellious teenager.

"Oh, okay...then I won't kill him." Egg nodded, showing no interest in quarreling.

simple:"???"

How did your position change so quickly? So where is your moral integrity? Weren't you still worried about us before?

Iger shrugged and didn't say anything. She was just a power-hungry lunatic who didn't know shit. It was not easy to get her.

All Iger needs is for the Dementors to give her a little kiss, and then Iger can point at Umbridge and say to Mrs. Granger: Look, she's still alive...

Mrs. Granger looked at Iger with some sadness. It seemed that she was a little disappointed that she could not have a rebellious quarrel with her child.

I really don’t understand today’s kids… Is this kid a little too mature?

Shouldn't normal children think they are very mature and make a big fuss at this time?

No...sad...

Mrs. Granger finally went to work with Chris, feeling somewhat depressed...

"You don't seem very happy, dear..." Chris drove the car and couldn't help laughing as he looked at his wife.

"I'm very sad. The two children at home are becoming more mature than the other, which makes me have no sense of accomplishment in educating my children." Jane lowered her head in disappointment.

"I think this is a good thing. Look at their peers. Don't those parents have too many headaches?" Chris chuckled: "Arthur sent me a letter two days ago, complaining to me about the couple in their family. The twins who want to drop out of school, I don’t know what Iger told them, both young men want to start a business, my God... is starting a business that simple?”

"We don't understand things in the magical world..." Jane muttered.

"I don't think it's very reliable. If starting a business is really that simple, how come their family's financial conditions are so bad? Although Molly has always said that Arthur just doesn't want to be promoted..." Chris tilted his head: "Arthur seems to be very He likes things that we ordinary people use in daily life, which is why he doesn't want to be promoted. God, this is so irresponsible to the family. My daughter will never marry that kind of man."

"Yes...I'm glad that Iger is not that kind of person." Jane spread her hands and said helplessly.

The couple looked at each other, and then both sighed helplessly.

……

"Tell me about Egg..."

In Egg's suitcase, Harry and Hermione were looking around curiously. Sirius kept following Egg around, which annoyed Egg, who was studying the structure of Dementors.

"Tell me about how you cooked up those little bitches in Slytherin..." Sirius looked a little excited. He was immersed in the excitement of becoming a Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher and couldn't help himself.

"Please, you're going to be a teacher, not a gang leader. Do you want the students to get angry?" Iger muttered impatiently: "And I've said it several times, treat students We should treat everyone equally and don’t look at others with colored glasses.”

"Okay, then what aspects should I consider when preparing for the course? Is it more dangerous?" Sirius asked eagerly.

"You have to judge this for yourself, but the courses I gave to all the students last year were pretty much the same. Basically, the students knew the common Defense Against the Dark Arts, and they all applied it very well... Open your mouth!" , Egger patted the head of the Dementor, and the Dementor opened its mouth wide in fear. Egger stretched out his hand and dug around in the opponent's esophagus, which he didn't know if it could be counted as an esophagus: "Like Grindylow, Boggart, etc. Basically, you don’t need to teach it, just review it at the end of the semester.”

"And your final exam." A shorthand quill beside Sirius scrawled in the notebook: "What do you think would be better to prepare for this year's final?"

"As long as you are happy..." Egger said absentmindedly, struggling to open the hole in the Dementor's face. A small fireball was floating next to him to illuminate his field of vision: "To be honest, I am teaching. I personally think Remus should be more prudent than you in this aspect, as your personality is really not suitable for standing in the classroom."

"Where should that be?" Sirius was stunned.

"For example... Aurors or fire dragon breeders or something..." Egg spread his hands: "It depends on what you like."

Sirius was startled, then he pinched his chin and started thinking, then his eyes suddenly lit up: "You made a basilisk in the exam... How about I use a fire dragon in my final exam?"

So what kind of brain circuit do you have? The corners of Egg's mouth twitched.

Not far away, Harry was teasing Huang Hua curiously. Hearing this, his face turned pale and he turned to look over, hoping that his godfather would retract his words.

Harry was very happy to be with Sirius for more than a month, and the relationship between the two became stronger and stronger, but sometimes Sirius's character was something that even Harry couldn't accept...

For example, the two of them originally got a few pistols for shooting at the target. After Sirius got tired of playing with them, they got a few rifles a few days later, and then a machine gun!

Thanks to Sirius, Harry now has a comprehensive understanding of firearms. The only thing Harry is afraid of now is that his godfather may not invite the Great and Compassionate Gatling Bodhisattva home anytime...

Children are always more troublesome than their parents, but Harry is very powerful here...

Children can make trouble, but parents are even crazier!

Several times when the two of them were eating out, Sirius almost got into fights with others, and even took Harry with him. Sometimes he would ask Harry if he wanted to get a tattoo...

Do you love such parents?

To be honest, Harry is a little more relaxed now...

In fact, many parents didn't want to stay with Sirius. Arthur was okay, but he had to go to work every day.

Let’s not talk about it, Molly. Sirius’s dissolute character made Molly complain more than once. For example, sometimes Sirius would take Harry and a few of his red hairs to secretly drive out in a car that somehow learned to fly. .

Or he and his godson would rush into his house during breakfast with two brooms on their shoulders, and take a group of red-haired men to the countryside to play baseball...

Molly felt that if things continued like this, the Burrow might have to open a secret passage to Grimmauld Place at some point.

Lupine has been a little busy recently. Ever since he and Iger came back from Albania, he has been using the gold given by Iger to make connections and prepare for the opening of the Magic Wheezes Workshop in the future. As a result, without his good friend, Sirius has become a debaucher. A wild dog, he even dared to harass the Auror office...

In his words, he couldn't be locked up for twelve years in vain. He had to collect some interest from these bastards...

But it's not that he didn't do any good things. At least thanks to him, the product research of Magic Wheezes Workshop is progressing very quickly. On the one hand, he can help when the twins can't cast spells. On the other hand, some difficult materials are made by It would be easier for him as an adult to come forward.

The most important thing is that he also invested Galleons and bought % of the shares for his godson...

"Why is there a girl in the tent?" Hermione rushed out of the tent anxiously and glared at Egg.

"Another one?" Sirius heard this and turned to look at Iger and winked: "Strange, why should I say another..."

"That's a vampire. Stay away from her. Be careful if she gets bitten. Just leave it there. Maybe I may need it later..." Egger answered casually.

However, this attitude reassured Hermione. Egger was not a good liar. If this girl had a relationship with him, he would definitely be very embarrassed.

"Why do you want to get a vampire?" Harry was a little curious: "By the way, I also want to see what a vampire looks like..."

"Actually, she's almost the same as a human..." Egg muttered: "On the one hand, I may be able to find clues to my life experience in her, but on the other hand, I really forgot that there is such a guy..."

"Clues to your life experience? Do you want my help?" Sirius glanced at the two horns on Egg's head, and then his eyes suddenly lit up.

"No, thank you..." Iger curled his lips.

If I ask you to help, wouldn’t it mean that the more help you get, the more trouble you’ll get?

"I heard that vampires are descendants of demons, or bloodline, or close relatives..." Egg closed the hole on the Dementor's face with a click and threw it aside: "So I want to observe what we have Common characteristics…”

Then Iger pointed at the crouched Dementor beside him: "I heard that this thing is also a creation of the devil. The ancient book that Mr. Nico sent me contains speculations about the devil. Some people say that this family likes to make deals with humans. , the target of the transaction is human souls, and dementors are stationed in the devil’s territory, used to collect the souls of humans who mistakenly enter the devil’s territory..."

"Did you find anything?" Sirius looked curious about the baby, and Hermione and Harry also came over curiously.

"We still need to observe..." Egg spread his hands.

"Are you starting to be interested in your past?" Hermione looked at Egger worriedly.

"No...I'm just curious..." Egg's lips curled up: "If I was summoned, does that mean that this race still exists somewhere in this world?"

"Do they want to come back? If so, what do they want to do?" Egger whispered softly, thinking, "And is there only one race? Or are there actually many races lurking around the world?"

"Aren't you curious?" Iger grinned: "But I personally think that the population of this race should not be very large. After all, the magic power that escapes when the body does not appear can form an Obscurus. I think Think about it, are you afraid of a thousand creatures with Dumbledore's level of magic power in a sealed state?"

"The most important thing is that you are still a minor..." Harry added.

"What you said makes sense..." Egg nodded, stood in the open space not far away and turned to glance at Sirius: "Please give me a disarming spell."

Sirius gave the shot without saying a word, and there was no ink at all...

The red curse hit him with a whoosh, and then disappeared with a bang. Egger stood there without moving.

"What ability is this?" Sirius looked surprised.

"I am also studying this body..." Egg looked at his chest and nodded slightly: "I found that the magic resistance of this body is very high. In terms of resistance to magic, it is much higher than that of a werewolf... "

"What about strength? Has there been any change?" Sirius looked eager when he heard this.

"It's gotten a little bigger, but it's not very obvious. It seems that the devil doesn't rely on strength to survive, otherwise it would be no different from a troll..." Egg curled his lips.