Hogwarts Poisoned Egg

Hogwarts' Poisoned Egg Text Volume Chapter : Smuggling "You are really a terrible person. You don't have half of the traditional gentlemanly etiquette of Great Britain. I can't imagine that my sister still admires you." Fleur's expression It looked terrible, and he gritted his teeth and said bitterly.

"Personally, I think we in Britain are quite barbaric," Egg said, squinting his eyes drunkenly and baring his teeth, looking like a protesting cat. "For example, we like to colonize and leave crazy marks on others. Your own traces and descendants, do you want to see this tradition?"

Next to him, Lu Ping was drinking wine, and when he heard the words, he suddenly spit out the wine.

"You bastard" Fleur suddenly stood up in anger and suddenly pulled out her wand and pointed it at Egg.

"Hey, you, you are angry. Come on, I won't do anything. Release your best magic spell on me." Iger held the wine glass and sneered. "If you can hit me, how about I take your last name?"

Although Lupine was sitting on the other side of Iger and couldn't see Iger's expression, Lupine could imagine how mean Iger looked based on this bastard's tone and slutty words.

Furong was going crazy, how could there be such a mean person?

"Rude, barbaric." Fleur's teeth were itching with hatred. She turned her head and looked in the direction of Mrs. Maxim. Fleur snorted and looked at Iger. "Tell me, if I tell Mrs. I suddenly feel uncomfortable, will Mrs. Maxim?" Will take me to the hospital"

"No, with me, you don't have that chance," Egger said affectionately.

Lupine beside him suddenly couldn't hold it back and laughed out loud again, almost making a pig noise.

"If you don't plan to cast a magic spell, put away the wand and point it at me. You will die." Iger persuaded the woman in front of him with a kind face, and then there was a flash of fragrant wind beside him, and Hibiscus The pretty figure rushed out of the bar door hatefully. Lupine beside Egg was laughing so hard that he couldn't stand up straight. After living for almost forty years, this was the first time he saw someone more annoying than James. .

Lupine looked at Fleur's leaving figure with some amusement, then turned to look at Egg, "Can you really block her spell?"

"Of course." Egg nodded. "I have been exploring wandless spellcasting. In addition to the instinctive iron armor spell, I found that our wizard's best talent in wandless spellcasting is object control."

As he spoke, Egger waved his hand, and the wine bottle in front of him flew up and filled the two of them with wine.

"What's the use of this?" Lu Ping was a little confused. He could do it to this level. It was all relatively simple magic, lighting and so on.

"What if this is a knife?" Egger asked cheerfully, holding his chin. "Or what if you control not the object, but a nerve in someone else's head? Of course, this is just an idea, and I can't do it yet."

That's what he said, but Lu Ping was still covered in white hair.

I don’t want to know. If you think about it carefully, this is simply too vicious.

He felt that it was really necessary to communicate with Dumbledore about Egg's dangerous ideas. Although Lupine was not the kind of wizard who discriminated against Muggles, this did not prevent Lupine from being more willing to give wizards some self-defense techniques. After all, for today's wizards, without a wand, they are no different than chickens waiting to be slaughtered.

Egg looked at Lupine and grinned, and stopped talking.

For Egger, some traditions in the current magic world are like the clans in ancient China. They treasure their own brooms and will sooner or later be eliminated by the tide of the times.

Moreover, at this time, various industries in the magic world do not yet have a complete ecological system, and all kinds of laws and facilities are all crooked and arbitrary.

Even Snape's Potions textbook used by Harry in sixth grade is exactly the same as the new students' books. It was Snape's mother's book, which means that Hogwarts has not changed its Potions textbook in fifty years.

Of course, Iger doesn’t intend to change anything.

What does it have to do with him?

Now Iger has money and power, and everything in the magic world is beneficial to him. As for the development of the magic world, it has nothing to do with him. Even if wizards and Muggles go to war, Iger can lead him. Let the whole family vacation in a different country in minutes

Besides, the wizarding world and Muggles can never truly engage in a full-scale war.

Especially when there are more and more Muggle-born wizards among wizards, and the blood of new forces is poured into the wizarding world extremely powerfully, the pure-blood forces that have never changed can only be swallowed up bit by bit by the wave of the new era and disappear. In the waves of history.

Either blend in or disappear.

However, Iger doesn't think that pure-blood families will insist on their position. In fact, most pure-blood families insist not on pure blood, but on interests.

The deep-rooted connections and power of pure-blood families in the magical world firmly control the laws and % of the money in the magical world.

This is the reason why they are unwilling to accept emerging forces.

Take the Malfoy family for example. During the Middle Ages, the Malfoy family had very close ties with the Muggle aristocrats. Later, they adjusted their position again as people advocated the concept of pure blood. It can be said that they are the most unscrupulous family among these pure blood families. Got it

But what Egger is sure of is that if Hermione becomes the Minister of Magic in the future, the reform of the British wizarding world will definitely undergo earth-shaking changes.

Because Iger has complained about various weird regulations in the magic world more than once.

For example, the teaching methods of Hogwarts, the poor population of the wizarding world, or the transportation market controlled by the families headed by the Malfoy family have made it impossible for flying carpets from foreign markets to be transported into the UK.

Even a kid like Egger who knows nothing about politics can list a lot of shortcomings in the wizarding world, but they have not changed for so many years.

The largest trade center in the wizarding world in the UK is Diagon Alley. Who would have dared to imagine that a small alley more than meters long is the most prosperous area in the wizarding world?

But in Egger’s view, this has nothing to do with him

"Look, they are leaving soon. Should we say hello?" Lupine asked softly, looking at Hagrid and Madam Maxime who were not far away.

"It's better not to do it. With Hagrid's big mouth, he is sure to reveal our purpose to Madam Maxim as soon as he comes up. Although I don't care very much, it is better to do less than to do more." Egger said absentmindedly. , pulling at the salt-baked snails on the plate in front of him.

Iger is a salty person, let alone a spicy person, so in a place like Europe where sweets are everywhere, Iger has never been very satisfied with the food. However, the taste of the salt-baked snails in front of him made him feel very friendly, because it may It is one of the few French dishes that tastes similar to Chinese food.

"That's Mrs. Maxim. I've heard of her." Lupine nodded slightly. "I heard that she is a very excellent wizard, with giant blood?"

"Don't say it in front of her." Egg nodded.

It is not a secret in France that Maxime is a giant of mixed blood. As Egger said before, when a person becomes outstanding, people will ignore his bloodline as if they are blind. This is the case with Madame Maxime in France. Although she did not acknowledge her ancestry, every newspaper highlighted it

Surprisingly, French wizards are surprisingly tolerant of this. Iger thinks this may be related to French comics.

And there are many mixed-race Veela like Fleur in France. As far as Egg knows, there are also many mixed-race giants all over the world.

In the hell world, is there no reproductive isolation? Iger held the wine glass expressionlessly, speculating maliciously in his mind.

Perhaps in the eyes of the French, as long as there is love, even if they are brothers and sisters, there is no problem. The big deal is to go to the orthopedics department in the next country.

Hagrid and Mrs. Maxim, who were not far away, did not sit for long before they stood up and left. However, Hagrid did not see Iger. At this time, the two mixed-race giants only had eyes for each other, and they seemed to be fighting each other.

"God, I don't know why, every time I see Hagrid's sour smell, I feel like I'm seeing a troll in estrus. I know this is very unfriendly to my friends, but I'm the damn one I can't help but want to think about it." Iger picked up the cup and took a sip with some annoyance.

Lupine laughed immediately. In fact, he felt a little weird. He patted Egger's shoulder lightly, "Don't think too much, he just fell in love for the first time."

"Have you ever been in love?" Egg looked at Lupine and raised his eyebrows.

"I didn't." Lu Ping's eyes were a little dim. "Every time a woman chases me, I will tell her that I am a werewolf, and then nothing will happen."

"That is to say, it will be like that once you fall in love." Iger laughed.

"Personally, I think I'm a more reserved type." Lu Ping smiled gently.

Iger doesn't like people who are reserved about relationships, because such people often break up a relationship because of their face, so when it comes to falling in love, you must choose someone who is shameless.

"That's why you're single" Iger sneered.

"Padfoot is also single." Lu Ping looked a little embarrassed.

"He chooses to be single, you are passive." Iger curled his lips, "Don't think I don't know, Sirius was a playboy when he was in school, and you only study with Harry."

"I don't just study with Lily, I'm just an excuse for James to attract Lily's attention." Lupine looked a little headache.

"I heard Severus and Lily were childhood sweethearts" Egg looked at Lupin.

"Ah, that's right. I can also tell you that as soon as James got on the train, he paid special attention to a certain little girl with green eyes. This was one of the reasons why he and Snape were not on the same page." Lupine recalled the original situation. laughed.

"Then you started bullying Severus on campus for seven years." Egg looked at Lupin with contempt.

"We are not bullying him." Lupine sighed helplessly. "Although James has a perverse personality, he never actively bullied Snape at first. At most, he just called him a snot-nosed man."

"But Snape would put curses on James whenever he had a chance. He was very vicious at that time, but his spellcasting level was really not as good as James, so he would be defeated by James every time. Lily initially I hate James because I don't know this and just think we bully Snape." Lupine laughed.

Egg nodded thoughtfully, remembering that it was indeed mentioned in the original book. Snape never missed any opportunity to cast a curse on James.

The old boy is quite shady.

No wonder he always tests my Iron Armor Curse out of nowhere. It turns out I had this talent when I was in school.

"But I have to say that Snape is a very smart man, and the spells he invented are very practical." Lupine laughed.

"For example, the golden clock is hanging upside down. That's why you took off his underwear." Iger looked weird.

"He even told you this" Lupine looked at Egg in surprise.

"Well, I just accidentally looked at his pensieve," Egger smacked his lips and explained.

"They were all put in the pensieve. It seems that that memory was really painful for him." Lupine laughed. "For this reason, Lily didn't talk to James for a long time."

"Understandable" Iger nodded.

"Okay, it's getting late, we should go back." Lupine looked at the new watch Egg bought for him, which was a mechanical watch.

Although electronic equipment cannot be used due to magic interference in the magical world, mechanical equipment can still operate normally.

"It's time for you to go back. Lend me your wand. Thank you." Egg took Lupin's wand and lightly tapped the wine bottle beside him "Mentos"

Lupine ""

"Iger, this is against the regulations of the Ministry of Magic."

Before Lu Ping finished speaking, there was a whoosh sound, and Egg disappeared instantly.

Lupine ""

So why did Dumbledore call me here?

Lupine looked at the place where Egg disappeared with a blank expression. He felt that Egg would not return to France until the staff was ready.

So what am I here for?

For a moment, Lupine fell into deep self-doubt and was unable to extricate himself.

On the table were several bottles of potions with very unpleasant colors. Lupine recognized them. They were Wolfsbane Potion, a potion that was only invented in recent decades.

But this stuff is very expensive. Depending on the cooking level, a small bottle costs between thirty and fifty galleons, which is higher than most wizards’ monthly salary.

In the past, he could only look at it longingly from a distance in the glass display window of the potion shop, but now, he can drink it all at once

Werewolves can remain sane when they transform on a full moon night, but the conditions are very harsh. One of them is wolfsbane potion, and if you take it for a long time, you can no longer rely on the potion in about half a year, even on a full moon night. He can maintain his sanity even after his night transformation, so this thing has been sold at a sky-high price.

Egger didn't know what Lupine was thinking. Anyway, he was not a werewolf, so there was no use keeping that thing, so he might as well just be a favor.

Snape gave Egger a lot of messy potions, but Egger rarely used them because most of them tasted terrible.

With a whoosh, he appeared at home. In the living room, the Granger family was cuddling up and watching TV. Then they saw the TV screen flash, and Egger's figure instantly appeared in the living room.

"Ege" Chris looked at Ige in surprise, "Didn't you go abroad?"

"Yes, but France is not far away, isn't it?" Egger said matter-of-factly, "Kaka, prepare a glass of milk for me. I'm going to bed. Thank you."

Watching Egg walk up the stairs with a blank look on his face, Chris looked at Hermione beside him with some confusion, "Do wizards all travel like this?"

Hermione was also a little confused and turned to look at the wine bottles spinning on the ground, "He should be considered a stowaway."

Chris ""