Jujutsu Kaisen: I have a Gardevoir

Facts have proved that 2020 is destined not to be a peaceful year.

At the end of 2019, Akari discovered clues about the virus and asked Kokichi and the Happy Egg medical team to analyze it.

After confirming that it was the virus he was aware of, Akari immediately issued a warning to the United Nations, with a little extra mileage.

——A virus leak occurred at the Fort Detrick Experimental Center in the United States. A highly contagious and destructive virus is spreading around the world. Please take action immediately, take action immediately, take action immediately.

To this end, a decent document was prepared. It was obviously the handiwork of Porygon Z, and there was absolutely no flaw in it.

With the birth of the Elf Continent, his tasks have become more and more arduous. He not only has to monitor the data network, but also serves as a propaganda figure, subtly changing people's perceptions.

His computing power is a bit unsustainable, but fortunately, new polygons will soon join. Now the Elf Continent has the world's best navy army on the Internet, ready to be called upon at any time.

But at this time, the navy has not yet surfaced.

As a human being, I have done my best to warn the United Nations, the highest joint body of mankind. If some people make wrong choices due to selfish desires, it has nothing to do with me. Anyway, these people were elected by you.

Yes, Mingli didn’t think the United Nations could handle this matter from beginning to end.

The beautiful country will definitely not admit it to death, and will definitely deny it in every possible way or even fight back, question the source of Mei Li's intelligence, accuse Mei Li of interfering in the internal affairs of the beautiful country, and then strengthen the elf threat theory.

After being severely dealt with by Mingli once, Angsa's narrative system only has this card to play - to tie all mankind into a chariot and share the same hatred with the enemy in the name of righteousness.

Unfortunately, today is different from the past. The beautiful country is no longer as invincible as it was in the 1990s, to be sure.

If they slander, someone will naturally speak up for Mingli, and those who don't will also take this report seriously.

This is no joke.

After Mingli walked out of the United States, the military, and the military expo, the flower grower quickly reacted and directly investigated the southwest, and sure enough he found something.

Although it was a little late, the spread of the virus was simply not large, and it was far from the point where the whole city suffered. If the blockade was controlled in time and enough medical resources were invested, the spread of the virus could be controlled quickly.

The next thing happened naturally, research, research, sequencing, sequencing, going to the United Nations, going to the United Nations.

Although the beautiful country still refuses to admit it, it also bites the flower growers and continues to exaggerate the threat of the flower growers. However, the flower growers can't stand it. They came with samples and gene sequencing reports and selflessly disclosed them to the world, hoping that all countries would self-examine. .

Not long after, patients with the new virus were discovered in other countries one after another, and as time went by, more and more people were infected.

Now Europe and the United States finally couldn't sit still, but it was too late.

Viruses spread extremely fast, replicating at a geometric level every day, and the "cooking in a pan" of the Angsa system destined them not to have the strong execution capabilities of flower growers.

This is the key to the fact that the virus cannot be truly eradicated. Even Akira, who has taken over most of Arceus' power, cannot solve this problem. Kyogre cannot let the flood flood the beautiful country.

It's better to take advantage of the situation and play the card we prepared early - the elf medical team!

That's right, the Elf Medical Team!

The happy egg series, the big milk jug series, and the caregiving maid series are all naturally related to the medical system. They also have high IQs and can easily use conventional medical methods.

The most important thing is that because of different species, the new virus does not work on elves.

This is called a diversity barrier in biology. Rich species are a natural immune barrier for humans. Because of their existence, many threats have been eliminated by nature.

If we destroy nature and biological diversity, it will only be humans who will suffer in the end.

Human medical workers run the risk of contracting the virus, but elves don't need to worry at all, and they don't even need to wear masks.

Coupled with its soft and cute appearance and versatility, it can make patients feel happy and recover more quickly.

It is absolutely timely for human society where the virus is raging.

The only concern is whether humans can accept putting their lives in the hands of inhuman creatures.

At the critical moment, it still depends on the flower growers. It is difficult to agree with Ang Sa, but the flower growers are extremely pragmatic.

Why don't we use such a safe and worry-free medical team? At worst, we don't treat them first. It's okay to be a transporter and a caregiver. Let's do it!

Compared with the lives of patients and the safety of medical workers, this risk is nothing.

As a result, the Elf Medical Team became an instant hit.

Followed closely by the Elf Rescue Team and the Elf Transport Team, with the help of the Porygon team, they greatly established the positive image of the Elf.

Elves can communicate with humans normally, and elves can empathize with humans.

It turns out that elves can cooperate so well with humans.

The power of role models is endless. New invitations for assistance gradually came to Mingli's desk, and Mingli took the opportunity to continue to expand his influence.

On the one hand, the partnership with the flower growers has been rocketed, and on the other hand, the matter of forming the "Elf Alliance" has begun.

At this point, the second step of the strategy, "going global," has been initially realized.

However, in order to truly build the "Elf Alliance" and gain recognition from the world, a crucial card is needed.

This card is the vaccines and specific drugs that are truly effective against the virus.

The Pokémon technology tree may not necessarily be better than this world, but medical care is indeed much better. The Pokémon Rehabilitation Center’s super-speed healing, as well as various black-tech medical equipment, gave Mingli a head start in researching viruses.

Although the analysis of black technology has not yet been completed, some of the technologies and the team brought in in advance with Kokichi, Gojo Satoru and others have still created an epoch-making product.

Vaccine diplomacy sounds like a threat, but it is really effective for politicians who have conscience and put people first.

Coupled with the special medicine, it is enough to get the support you want.

Finally, there was the founding ceremony of the first alliance recognized by more than 20 countries.

As for the countries that don't recognize it, Mingli is not in a hurry.

When the efficacy of the drug spreads, some countries will be willing to bow their heads, and it will be much faster than many people expected.

Because Mingli played the Fort Detrick card in advance, the beautiful country and their new president were covered in yellow mud, which was either feces or feces, not to mention that Denzi's butt was not clean in the first place.

As the epidemic rages on, public opinion will grow stronger.

It’s not that the beautiful country has never thought of confusing right and wrong, but under the incomprehensible hacker attack by the Porygon team, the beautiful country has very much demonstrated its ability to manipulate public opinion, and now it is just talking hard to support it.

There are already many people secretly communicating with more than 20 countries in the alliance, and the spreading cracks will soon spread, causing the behemoth with only its skeleton to collapse.

Mingli, who walked to the center of the rostrum, had a dazed look in his eyes and was full of emotions, but he had to suppress his inner emotions and spoke unhurriedly with an attitude consistent with a big shot:

"First of all, I would like to thank the flower growers, Russia and other countries for their support, and thank the representatives of each country for their dojo. It is because of your support that elves and humans can break the barriers and move forward hand in hand.

This is a small step for us, but also a historic step. I believe that as long as we join hands, there will be a bright and beautiful future.

Next, elves and humans will carry out in-depth cooperation in the fields of medical care, scientific research, economy, daily life, public security and maintenance, etc.

Please enjoy a short video first, a story about elves and humans working together to solve a major drug case. "

Mingli is very clear that this is by no means all of Pokémon, nor is it the ideal Pokémon civilization, but Rome was not built in a day. At this stage, the only way to build a reputation and build a brand is this.

Then, Mingli explained the preliminary cooperation concept in detail and read out the declaration of peaceful coexistence between elves and humans.

Although it sounds like a slogan, it is Mingli’s true thoughts and wishes.

This declaration was called the Founding Program in later generations, and this day was also called the Day of Change, corresponding to the day of creation two and a half years ago.

Because this day is not only the day when the alliance was established, but after the alliance was established, representatives from various countries also participated in another ceremony.

It was just not made public until many years later, and it sparked another worldwide discussion.

Akari changed out of the formal attire of the alliance chairman, and Gardevoir changed out of the host's formal dress and put on a more gorgeous dress.

It's still one black and one white, but it's not solemn, but just festive.

Fireworks and gun salutes.

Red carpet, rings.

As well as guests who are incompatible with the status of representatives of various countries.

All kinds of elves were laughing and playing.

Men and women who were not well-known in the outside world, but no one dared to underestimate them, showed no signs of disobedience during their travels.

Some were busy adding luster to the ceremony, while others were simply enjoying the joyful atmosphere.

When a man and a woman changed into their formal clothes, they walked into the auditorium.

The audience burst into warm applause, cheers, whistles and blessings.

Yes, it's a wedding.

Akari and Gardevoir's wedding.

When Mingli reached the age of twenty and truly entered the category of an adult, he fulfilled the promise he had made long ago - to form a new family with Gardevoir.

Master of Ceremonies, the wishing star Jirachi floated to the center of the auditorium.

Although the wish has been used up, this does not hinder His blessings to the new couple, nor does it hinder His own beautiful symbol.

"Ming Li, you are willing to marry Gardevoir as your wife. Love her and be loyal to her, no matter if she is poor, sick or disabled... Hey, why is this oath so weird?"

Jiraqi was kind-hearted and could not tolerate such an oath that seemed like a curse.

"That's what you think. It's a wedding between humans and elves anyway. There's no need to follow human procedures."

Beside Akari, the chief best man, Gojo Satoru, the world's top man, said with a smile.

"Then - Mingli, are you willing to marry Gardevoir as your wife and create the happiest family in the world?"

"I do." Mingli's voice was gentle and sincere.

"Gardevoir——"

"I'm willing too." Xiaosha answered before Jirachi could finish.

"Mew~ At least wait until you finish talking, don't be so anxious."

Little Dream said loudly, wagging his tail and about to fly onto the stage.

Celebi next to him was quick-sighted and grabbed Meng Meng's tail: "Don't make trouble."

"Who is causing trouble!"

"That's you!"

The two little ones stared at each other, and there was a strong tendency to start a fight if they disagreed.

Of course, there is no way to fight, there are so many elves around.

The reliable big brothers Darkrai and Chaomeng pulled one on each side, and the two domineering pandas crowded in the middle due to their width and fatness.

That's right, two.

One is an elf hatched by Mingli himself, and the other is Panda.

The children of Noctua's Righteous Path have all completed the transformation of the cursed bones into elves. Those who are willing to do something with Mingli have become early members of the Elf Alliance. Those who want to continue to live a stable life can immigrate to the Elf Continent. There is no need to worry about careerists here. coveted, can live freely.

Also transformed using a similar method was Hui's half-brother, Chou Bao, who was reincarnated into Qingpiao Piao. Legend has it that he was transformed by the soul of an unborn fetus, which is consistent with the concept of Chou Bao.

Jirachi on the stage was not angry with the two good friends who were causing trouble. He smiled and clapped his hands: "Okay, you are husband and wife now. I will bear witness and let's exchange tokens."

"Oh!!!" Gojo Satoru took the lead in cheering, and the groomsmen all responded.

The so-called groomsmen are, of course, Akari’s old friends from high school, Otoko Yuta, Fushiguro Megumi, Inumaki Tsubasa, Kozune Hisuhito, Yoshino Junpei, and of course Gardevoir’s “brother” Todo Aoi. I already had tears in my eyes and almost fainted from crying.

Gardevoir also has a group of bridesmaids, not to mention the Zenyuan twins, the gorgeousness of their dresses is not much worse than Gardevoir's.

Mingli's disciple Xiao Huang also came, smiling very happily in front of the flower girl holding Gardevoir's wedding dress with Pikachu on his head.

Not only humans, but also elves, some hatched by Mingli himself, and some grown up under Mingli's watch.

Chief bridesmaid was Dali Shancresselia.

Both chiefs are capable of causing trouble, so this exchange of tokens is destined to be unstable.

Gojo Satoru waved his hand, and Mewtwo came over carrying a huge statue.

Cresselia on the opposite side also carried an oversized package with Xiao Lixiang.

Seeing that the situation was not good, Mingli directly held Gardevoir's face, kissed her gently, and then pulled her wife away: "The exchange is over."

The troublemakers behind were not willing to let go, and the elves and humans were chasing after them.

From time to time, various shouts can be heard.

"Don't run away. If you finally seize the opportunity, you must give me a chance."

"That's right."

“MEWMEMEW…”

"We'll talk about that kind of thing later. Now that I'm married to Xiaosha, shouldn't I have a wedding as well?"

"Forget it in private, do you want to have bigamy publicly?"

"Bigamy? Where does the law come from? Is this a crime in the Elf Continent? Sister, you will come with me. Anyway, we do it together everywhere."

"You're going to die!!!"

"..."

"..."

"..."

Mingli ran even faster, but Gardevoir, who was being held by her, looked leisurely.

They really want to run away, who can catch up?

It's just a joke.

The days to come will probably be like this, lively and never boring.

However, sometimes I want to relive the days when there were only two of us.

With this thought in mind, Gardevoir turned around and lay on Mingli's back.

Just like the night tour in Heidi's time.

At that time, she lay on Mingli's back like this, walking happily together, and making wishes to the bright moon above her head.

Be together forever.

Above the head, there is still the bright moon.

Under the moon, it was still the newlyweds.

Time has changed many things, but some things are destined not to change.

Just as there is a clear reason for Gardevoir, there is a clear reason for Gardevoir.

(End of book)

PS: I will have a final statement later.