Governor please stay

it's here?

"My lord, this is the place where Wang Xie and other big clans live together. If we leave a message here, will it be..."

Yang Xiuzhi didn't dare to continue talking.Liu Yishou's slap in the face is even more extreme than bringing someone into someone's house. After all, these big aristocratic families will never lack educated people.

"Don't they dare to send someone to beat me? Can I have tens of thousands of soldiers under my command, but can't beat these corrupt and depraved descendants?"

Liu Yishou asked back.

Yang Xiuzhi stopped talking and just rubbed the ink.

"Chang You, find a mason and carve the text I wrote on the Zhuque Bridge."

Liu Yishou said to Chen Yuankang.

Chen Yuankang will still be active in Jiankang in the future, and Liu Yishou doesn't want him to be too embarrassed.

The brush and ink were ready, Liu Yishou handed the brush to Yang Jiang and said, "I'll read you to write."

"Why don't you write it yourself!"

Yang Jiang looked puzzled, not knowing what Liu Yishou wanted to do.

"My handwriting is difficult to be elegant, so stop talking nonsense. You don't want everyone who passes by here to mock me, do you?"

Liu Yishou forced the brush into Yang Jiang's hand.

He chanted poems while walking, and said in a serious manner:

"Wild grass and flowers by the Zhuque bridge, the setting sun is slanting at the entrance of Wuyi alley.

In the old days, Wang Xietang flew into the homes of ordinary people.

The signature is: Anonymous. "

The thunderbolt on a sunny day, the plain words, and the indifferent sarcasm, everyone was shocked except Hu Luxian, who was proficient in writing.

"Ah Lang, will this not be too good..."

Yang Jiang felt that Liu Yishou was provoking.

"Come on, there are some things you don't understand. The name of this half-que poem, um, it's called Bird Clothes Lane."

Liu Yishou waved his hand, signaling Yang Jiang to write quickly.

He was obviously nostalgic, but it was only a hundred years earlier, but others thought he was writing a satirical article.Write a eulogy for a living person, nothing more.But how does the living person know that he is already in the terminal stage of cancer?

After a while, Chen Yuankang came with the mason.The mason saw the four sentences and seven words on the stone bridge, and trembled with fright, and refused to chisel them on the stone bridge no matter what.People in this line of work often help people engrave characters, so naturally they can't even understand a simple five-character poem.

"If you don't chisel, I'll let my men chisel it, and then tell outsiders that you did it, how about it?" Liu Yishou took out a small cloth bag and handed it to the mason, which was full of small silver beans.

With both hard and soft measures, the stonemason received a windfall with tears in his eyes, and chiseled the characters on the stone bridge in minutes at the fastest speed in his life.When everything was done, he fled without stopping, and he probably fled Jiankang overnight to avoid revenge from Wang Xie and other big clans.

Seeing "my" poems engraved on the stone pillars of the Zhuque Bridge, Liu Yishou nodded in satisfaction, thinking to himself: I don't know how the world will look at today's events a hundred years from now.

"Let's go. Rent a boat and go west. Let's go to Stone City. I don't know what my teacher Chen Qingzhi is doing now. I dare not meet him for fear that he will beat me."

Liu Yishou laughed loudly.

A group of people rented a small boat on the Qinhuai River and headed west along the river to Stone City.

Several times, Chen Yuankang wanted to speak, but for some reason, he didn't say anything in the end.But Yang Xiuzhi asked: "My lord left the words there to frighten the Liang family?"

They are all from the north, so they have no feelings for Wang Xie and other Southern dynasty clans.

"If I lick my face and make friends with Wang Xie and other big clansmen, will they respect me?"

Liu Yishou asked back.

Yang Xiuzhi thought for a while and said: "Probably not. After all, there are so many people kneeling and dealing with them, there is no shortage of masters."

"Isn't that enough? Since I am friendly with Wang Xie and other big clans, those people won't give me good looks, so why should I be polite to them? If you don't accept it, so what, if you don't accept it, bring soldiers to Shouyang to bite me!"

Liu Yishou said with a face full of disdain.

At this time, Chen Yuankang said to Yang Xiuzhi: "Although we are disgusted by Wang Xie and other big clans, there is no direct benefit for us, but these people themselves cannot support us, they are just tearing off the fig leaf.

However, when other people see our attitude, they may come closer, especially those who don't like Liang Guoda's family. "

Yang Xiuzhi suddenly realized that Liu Yishou did not do things aimlessly.

It was very fast to walk the waterway in Jiankang City, and they arrived at the stone city in less than an hour.

The stone city is naturally surrounded by water on all sides, blocking the entrance from the Yangtze River to the Qinhuai River. Its strategic position is extremely important. Since ancient times, there has been a saying that "those who get stones get health".Stone City is a small city built on a raised hill. It occupies a small area, but its towers are extremely tall.

Everyone looked at Liu Yishou, knowing that this eldest brother came here not to look for Chen Qingzhi, but to keep the "calligraphy".

Liu Yishou looked around and found a fairly flat boulder.

He slapped the boulder and sighed:

"When you die, you know that everything is empty, but you don't see Kyushu in sorrow.

Wang Shibei set the Central Plains Day, and the family sacrifice never forgot to tell Nai Weng.

According to this writing, signed Anonymous. "

Another four sarcasm poems, Yang Jiang's eyeballs are about to fall to the ground.

If the previous one in Wuyi Lane can be regarded as a "metaphor", this one is a crazy slap in the face without any concealment!It mocks the aristocratic families of the Southern Dynasties who are obsessed with pleasure and have no intention of national unity at all.

How old is Liu Yishou now, and even he wants to "tell Nai Weng without forgetting the family sacrifice", can the world now wait until Nanliang unifies China?You have to wait until your grandson's grandson's grandson will burn paper money to tell you.

This map cannon is really cool!

Yang Jiang was already numb, so he took the pen expressionlessly and wrote four lines of poems on the boulder.Chen Yuankang waved at Hu Luxian, asked him for a small knife with a smile, and carved the poem he just wrote.

After finishing these, Liu Yishou sighed with emotion:

"Wang Junlou's boat went down to Yizhou, and Jinling's royal spirit was sadly taken away.

Chihiro's iron lock sank to the bottom of the river, and a piece of rock came out of it.

In the past few times in the world, Yamagata still feels cold.

Today is the home day of the Four Seas, so we build Xiaoxiaoludiqiu.

Jiankang is a good place, but it's a pity that it was handed over to the Liang family and Xiao Yan.In the future, millions of troops will cross the great river, and I will make a bright future in Jiankang. "

There is an obvious flaw in this poem, which is completely inconsistent with Liu Yishou's "high level".Chen Yuankang's eyes flashed, and he understood that the other party did it on purpose.

Today is the Universal Family Day, which means that the world is now one family and the world is unified, but now it is clear that the world is divided and all the heroes are rising together.When Liu Yishou said this, he should be expressing his irony and emotion, expressing his will, showing that he has the heart to rule the world.

He cupped his hands and bowed to Liu Yishou, and said excitedly, "Swallows know great ambitions. There are too many people in Jiankang Yingying, why should my lord be as knowledgeable as those people. We are in Shouyang, looking down on the world. If something happens, we will go south and north. can be.

After Xiao Yan's birthday banquet is over, we can go back to Shouyang and do some great things. "

"Yes, I really have to do something big."

Liu Yishou looked at the river in the distance and said with emotion.

Not long after the group left, the scouts of the Stone City defenders discovered the poem while patrolling the surrounding area, recorded it and reported it to Chen Qingzhi, who was looking into the distance in Stone City.

"The literati in Jiankang are so shameless. They fought bloody battles without seeing their ghosts. They complained all the time when they were idle. If you want to unify the Central Plains like this, you have the guts to do it yourself!"

Ma Fonian, who had a horse face, saw this satirical poem, and his lungs almost exploded.Jiankang's smeared people are many times more powerful in bed than they are on the battlefield.

What a shame to tell Nai Weng that the family sacrifices are never forgotten, I am!

"Come here, frame it and hang it on the wall of the signing room!"

Chen Qingzhi said with a slight smile, as if he didn't care about the sarcasm in the poem.

The blood of Jiankang literati is not cold yet!

Although it was just complaining, Chen Qingzhi was a little relieved to see that his Northern Expedition was not in vain.Different people have different perspectives on problems. Ma Fo-nian only saw complaints and complaints, but what Chen Qingzhi saw was hope.

It's just that if he knew that Liu Yishou left this poem, he didn't know how he would feel.

……

Liu Yishou's poems carved under the stone city did not cause any disturbance, and he had no way of knowing what Chen Qingzhi "valued".But the verses left on the Suzaku Bridge caused a great uproar.

Many of Wang Xie's disciples clamored in front of the house, asking Liu Yishou to come out and "fight poetry" with them!

Literati, of course, don't know how to fight and kill. After killing people with words, they must use articles to punish their hearts. This is what educated hooligans like to do.There is nothing better than using "talent" to slap Liu Yishou in the face.

Wang Xie and other big families didn't dare to rub the "Woi Yi Lane" carved on the Zhuque Bridge. They only hoped that Liu Yishou's reputation would be ruined, and this poem would lose its power.

However, in the face of fierce provocations, Liu Yishou closed the door to thank the guests on the grounds of "being unwell".The best way to deal with keyboard warriors and gangsters is not to argue with them.As long as you end up fighting with them, no matter whether you win or lose, you are considered a loser.

Wang Xie's disciples saw that the army stationed outside Liu Yishou's residence looked like they were not easy to mess with, and the other party didn't talk to each other at all, so these people dispersed on their own over time.

In the blink of an eye, it was early autumn, Xiao Yan's birthday came as scheduled, and the venue of the banquet was set at "Le You Yuan".

There is a royal garden with beautiful scenery, with Xuanwu Lake to the north and Fuzhou Mountain to the northeast.

Why not hold a banquet in the hall?

Because there are too many people participating, everyone has their own entourage, the space in the main hall is not enough, and the crowds are very boring. It is far inferior to Leyou Garden, where you can eat and play, and the scenery is beautiful.

I have to say that the aristocratic families in the Southern Dynasties are not good at fighting, but they are good at enjoying themselves. I don't know who proposed it. The person who did this is really a wonderful person.

Liu Yishou asked Yang Jiang to pretend to be a personal servant, and Yang Xiuzhi to pretend to be a servant, and brought them to Leyou Garden.At this time, Xiao Yan was already sitting cross-legged on a huge boulder that was half as tall as a man. The stone was covered with silk, and there was only a glass of water on it, and there was no dish on it.

As for the positions where the ministers were, the silk on the ground was already full of cold dishes. There were so many types and luxuriant patterns that Yang Jiang was dumbfounded.She couldn't tell what some dishes were made of, but they seemed delicious.

Yang Jiang originally thought that Yang Kan was extravagant in eating, drinking and having fun on weekdays, but when he saw him today, he realized that his father is basically a younger brother in this respect!

"Sometimes, don't blame your father too much. If you want to integrate into the big dye vat of Jiankang, you can't afford to be extravagant."

Liu Yishou whispered in Yang Jiang's ear, and the other party nodded slightly, obviously agreeing with Liu Yishou's words.

"Liu Concubine, I think the servant next to you is very handsome, why don't you give it to me as a child prostitute? I will return ten beauties to you."

As soon as he was seated, a blind guy jumped out, pointed at Yang Jiang and said.

Chapter 312 Awake in the World

As early as when Liu Yishou decided to bring Yangjiang, he had expected this scene.However, the person who jumped out was a bit surprising. He was actually a middle-aged man wearing a prince's court dress and looking big and round.

Because of the excessive wine color, it looks a bit old, about 30 years old, looks similar to Xiao Gang, but the maintenance is not so good.

Liu Yishou was still in a daze, and Yang Xiuzhi whispered in his ear: "This is Xiao Xu, the king of Luling County. He is greedy for money and lustful. He has been active in the prefectures and counties in the north of Xiangzhou. Later, Xiao Yi was granted the title of Xiangzhou After that, he was transferred back to Jiankang and is still waiting for appointment.

Xiao Xu has extraordinary physical strength, and is quite capable of riding and shooting. He is a genuine military governor, and he has supervised the military forces of several states for a long time. "

Yang Xiuzhi said like a few treasures, the scene was noisy, it seemed that most people didn't hear what Xiao Xu was saying, or pretended not to hear.Xiao Yan, who was sitting cross-legged on the boulder at a high place, might have seen and heard it, but also said nothing, with a smile on his face.

"You actually know all of this?"

Liu Yishou was curious for a while, but Yang Xiuzhi had never seen Xiao Xu.

"Mr. Chen asked me to memorize something every night. There must be something useful. Among the princes, Xiao Xu is the only one who is brave but can't lead soldiers. Xiao Lun has some skills in leading soldiers but is not good at fighting.

So, the person who wears the feudal dynasty uniform and has the figure of a general can only be Xiao Xu.What's more, I haven't heard of Xiao Lun's romantic affairs on weekdays. On the contrary, Xiao Xu, the fifth son of Xiao Yan, is notorious for being greedy for money and lustful. "

Yang Xiuzhi said like a few treasures.

Liu Yishou thought to himself, it might not be because he was instigated by someone to jump out, maybe it was because of a fever in his head!

Xiao Xu has the ability to fight fiercely in battle formations, and is skilled in bowing horses.If he can lead troops, Xiao Yan must give him a chance to show his face in the border town.

But the actual situation is: Xiao Yan's second son, that is, the son Xiao Zan who defected to the Northern Wei Dynasty, Xiao Yan gave him the opportunity to lead troops to fight for gold plating.

So it is obvious that Xiao Xu is a brash man full of muscles. He may be very fierce in single combat, but his ability to lead troops is not good at all, or even very poor.

It was precisely because of this that Xiao Yan pressed him to death.

"Presumptuous! On the birthday of the Son of Heaven, how can you tolerate Your Excellency shouting here! Can you talk about child molestation here! Do you have any shame?"

Liu Yishou stood up and cursed at Xiao Xu!

Eh?

The scene suddenly quieted down.

In fact, Wang Xie and those big families in the Southern Dynasty really didn't plan to go off in person, and came back to find a place at Xiao Yan's birthday banquet.

After all, Liu Yishou is Xiao Yan's son-in-law no matter what, so if you slap Liu Yishou in the face like this, you are actually slapping Xiao Yan in the face!

These aristocratic family members secretly entrusted some princes, such as the Seventh Prince Xiao Yi and Prince Xiao Gang, to suppress Liu Yishou's arrogance at the banquet.

Of course, he definitely wouldn't directly ask for child molestation like Xiao Xu did!It's too cheap, the grade is too low, and the senses are too bad!

The one next to Liu Yishou is Yang Kan's daughter.No matter how she disguised herself as a man and served as a servant, her figure was slender and lovely, no matter how you looked at it, she was a woman!Only a mindless person like Xiao Xu would jump out impatiently.