Xiuxian is like this

"Your Majesty, I was tired just now, what's the matter?"

Hearing the familiar voice next to his ear, the corners of Lu Bei's eyes twitched, and he turned his head to look, and it was indeed Brother Xiao.

Damn, the mother-in-law can't make it through this, right?

"It's all right, I realized something in my dream, come closer to my good wife, and I'll talk to you slowly."

On this day, the gate of the Yaochi Palace was closed, and the Jade Emperor God and the Golden Mother were going to create another princess.

Under the strong request of the Jade Emperor, this time the human beings were created using more conventional methods, not playing tricks.

No time to wait, this time to enter the game, the invincible mana is all there, Lu Bei can break out of the game after thinking about it for three days.

Three days, with a flick of a finger, there is not much time left for Brother Xiao to play, and he has to speed up.

Chapter 995 Notoriously Fast

Yaochi.

Lu Bei was obsessed with the Queen Mother's beauty and couldn't help himself. When he sprinted to break the game, he realized that it would take three days to escape from this world. He had no choice but to be patient and sprint.

The invincible magic power is still alive, and there is no shortage of the three god birds. It will take three days to accumulate and accumulate, which shows that the laws of this world are more stable than the world of conferred gods by more than one level.

At the same time, he also noticed that he was the only one who entered the game. As expected, the Master of Myriad Dao lined up five stand-alone worlds, and did not give the Invincible Internet Cafe a chance to sit five times in a row.

Without the calculation of the lotus of creation, this world cannot come true, it is just a delaying plan by the master of all ways, the purpose is to avoid the interference of the invincible in the first life, so that he can obtain the treasure left by the Great Heavenly Venerable.

Thinking of this, Lu Bei sighed deeply.

The master of ten thousand ways must have brains and calculations. He is the big brother on the list, and all the invincibles are convinced.

But this guy is willing to degenerate, betraying his brothers to cater to the Great Tianzun, and spent tens of thousands of years on the layout, just to promote the great changes in the world so that the Great Tianzun can return better.

Xiao Wan, Xiao Wan, you are too small.

Don't even think about it, what is the Great Tianzun, he has become the way of heaven, and he will have good fruit for you kid?

Lu Bei sighed again and again, Huang Xiao in his arms saw her husband, no, Huang Xiao is far away in the Immortal Palace of the Kyushu Continent, this face can only be called a coincidence.

Just a coincidence.

Seeing that her husband was frowning, the queen mother raised her hand to lower her frown: "Your Majesty, why are you so worried? The westbound layout of Buddhist preaching has been completed. Buddha is willing to work for Your Majesty. You can also take this opportunity to knock on the leaders of the various sects of the Taoist sect. Wouldn't it be nice to need it?"

It turned out to be Journey to the West.

"What a good wife doesn't know, what worries her alone..."

Lu Bei shook his head halfway through the conversation: "It's useless to talk too much, I'd better do something serious with my virtuous wife!"

After saying that, he turned over and pressed down.

Didn't rush!

The queen mother Shi Shiran got up, took the Chinese clothes and dressed neatly, changed her body, her makeup was as new, and her phoenix eyes were not angry and majestic.

"Your Majesty, the business is important. Count the time, it's time for the seven-clothed fairy to report the disaster."

Some time ago, in the sea area of ​​the Aolai country in Dongsheng Shenzhou, there was a mountain of flowers and fruits on the fairy island, where a stone monkey was born.

From the book of life and death to Zhao'an, to the resignation of the imperial horse supervisor, and to defeating the heavenly soldiers and generals, Monkey King rose all the way, won the title of Monkey King, and enjoyed a detached villa in Tiangong.

Coincidentally, the villa is next to the Pantao Garden.

Sun Wukong is the kind of guy who should be a fool. He can't be idle, likes to make friends, and the kind who eats and drinks around when he has a family.

The Jade Emperor saw that he was not in good shape all day long, so he made another decree, that the Monkey King is also a prestigious title in the Taoist sect, so what's the matter with wandering around all day, if he has nothing to do, he just takes care of the peach garden.

Don't worry about it, it's just next door to your house, just stretch your legs.

It was not until this day that the monkey noticed that the Taoyuan was next door to his house.

There are no coincidences, everything is scripted.

With the IQ of the Jade Emperor, how can he not know that the monkey likes to eat peaches, and this is nothing more than a deliberate move. The monkey doesn't know the peach mountain and peach sea next door, so he ordered the monkey to open his eyes to see clearly.

Do you see clearly?

If you see it clearly, eat it quickly, so many actors are waiting, you kid, don't add drama to yourself, hurry up and finish the performance quickly.

Ever since, the monkey entered the flat peach garden in a daze, and gnawed happily in a daze.

He didn't know how many peaches he ate, anyway, when the Seven Fairies went to pick peaches, four or five baskets were picked from [-] peach trees, and all the missing peaches went into his stomach.

The 3000 peach trees are divided into three grades. The first 6000 peach trees ripen once in 9000 years, and people eat them and become immortals; the middle [-] peach trees ripen in [-] years. , live forever; [-] plants in the back, ripen once in [-] years, people eat as long as the sky and the earth, and the sun and the moon are the same age.

It was all cleaned up by the monkey.

Be humble, even if a peach tree bears only one fruit, there are [-] fairy peaches, and the monkeys ate them all...

It doesn't matter whether the script is outrageous, as long as someone pays for it.

Tathagata: (=_=)

In the future, fighting and defeating the Buddha will start with the Daoist Mahatma Equaling Heaven, who will cause havoc in the heavenly palace, beating up the gods and gods in the sky helplessly, and no one can subdue him except you Tathagata.

Then he abandoned the way and followed the Buddha. After 500 years, he realized the true meaning of the Buddha.

Jade Emperor: Xiaoru, don't blame Jade Emperor for being too ruthless, the cards are full for you, let's just say whether the money is worth it or not!

In the Yaochi, the seven fairies knelt down and cried, that they had not picked a few peaches and got a hold spell.

The Queen Mother was furious, and after dismissing the Seven Fairies, she turned to the Jade Emperor to uphold justice.

Just behind the curtain, Lu Bei grabbed a 9000-year-ripe flat peach, ate it with a mouth full of juice, and while eating, comprehended the laws of it. After he was ready to sort it out, he turned around and let the heavenly book also manifest [-] peach trees .

The Queen Mother gave her husband a blank look, and she ate as soon as she ate, without any signs of eating, and still made such a loud sound of water, if she hadn't raised her voice, Seven Fairies would have heard it just now.

What a wonderful seven little sisters, they can't lose their heads because of this.

Because it was her own husband, and she was still the one who couldn't get divorced, the queen mother didn't blame Lu Bei for not caring about acting, and she didn't say anything after she glanced blankly.

Lu Bei didn't say anything, he patted his legs and asked his wife to sit on the whip.

The queen mother refused to obey, and was angry that this guy would let him not be a wise king, but insisted on being a foolish king.

Just at this time, there was another quick report that something happened to the Taishang Laojun. In order to support the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother at the Peach Blossom Conference, he specially made a furnace of nine-turn golden elixir. Cool, the time to turn around was eaten up by the monkey.

Queen Mother: Is there this paragraph in the script? Laojun, did you add drama?

Lu Bei: It doesn't matter, the bill is sent to Lingshan, making Xiaoru and Laojun argue.

Tathagata: I am Buddha, Buddha, Buddha is merciful.

Nine-turn golden elixir is very valuable, Tathagata can't make so much money by selling a few Buddha seats. Seeing Laojun leaving happily, you can tell that the monkey ate at most a few gourd jelly beans.

Anyway, he drank too much at the time, and Laojun pointed to the jelly beans and said that it was the Nine-Turn Golden Elixir, so he couldn't tell the difference.

If you don't pick it up, on the westbound road, Laojun has a lot of mounts, boys, younger brothers, and younger wives.

If you pass by from now on, stay and buy money!

Before Taishang Laojun left, Lu Bei personally packed three baskets of 9000-year-old flat peaches, and Laojun was unambiguous, and returned a gourd with a ninth-grade golden elixir.

While chewing the ninth-grade golden pill, Lu Bei analyzed the internal composition rules, while looking at Laojun's back thoughtfully.

The Taishang Laojun in Journey to the West did not specify whether he has a Taiji diagram, but his lofty status is by no means comparable to others. Even the Jade Emperor, a Taoist leader, has to personally greet him.

It's a pity, there are only three days, otherwise, no matter what, I will have to squeeze a wave of wool.

Lu Bei didn't know how the time flow between Taisu Wujitian's Westward Journey World and the outside world was, whether it was one day in the sky and one year in the ground, or one-to-one equality. He only knew that he would leave as soon as three days came, and he must not delay for a second.

I hope that the relics of the Great Heavenly Venerable will not be surrendered so easily, and everything will be in time.

After the old gentleman left, there was another report that the Pantao Conference was overthrown by monkeys, and the place was in a mess, and there were fairies who had fallen asleep everywhere, so it had to be postponed.

The queen mother was furious, and Lu Bei was furious, and ordered a thorough investigation. It was indeed Monkey King, the Monkey King, who fled in fear of crime and was hiding in Huaguo Mountain at the moment.

Lu Bei glanced at the script, and ordered the Four Great Heavenly Kings to cooperate with King Tota Li and Prince Nezha to order the 28 Mansions, Jiu Yao Xing Guan, 12 Yuan Chen, Wu Fang Jie Di, Quaternary Gong Cao, East and West Stars, and North and South Gods ...

After a long list of names, a total of [-] heavenly soldiers opened up a large network of heaven and earth in the sky above Huaguo Mountain.

It stands to reason that so many heavenly soldiers and generals have descended to earth, let alone Monkey King, even if he calls on those cronies, all of them will have to admit defeat today.

But rather...

It can only be said that everyone has a script, and a group of gods know it well, paddling openly and effortlessly.

Monkeys, monkeys, gods and Buddhas all over the sky are performing, and the Buddha almost pawned the land deed of Lingshan for you. If you don't perform this play in a majestic manner, you will have a better life in the future.

Lu Bei stood condescendingly, watching the chaos of immortals and gods below. The Tiangong side is very grand, with hundreds of thousands of heavenly soldiers flying through the clouds and fog, and there are not a few generals who can fight and fight.

In comparison, Huaguoshan is not much to look at.

Except for Sun Wukong, only the 72-hole demon king, the four master generals, and the one-horned ghost king can fight. Just looking at the paper data, the victory or defeat is already determined, and the gap is not usually large.

The monkey is probably drifting away, and he is called "Monkey King" wherever he goes these years, his heart expands infinitely, and he no longer has the gentleness, kindness, respect and humility that he had when he was seeking the Tao from a teacher.

At that time, Sun Wukong was used to seeing the warmth and coldness of the world, with the word "congxin" written on his face, he smiled at everyone.

A small tree will not slip straight if it is not repaired, and a person will not repair it.

Still the same sentence, the Buddha put too much effort into the monkey, and personally designed several ups and downs, focusing on one to disperse his wealth.

Compared with Monkey King, Jin Chanzi is just like the ones picked up by the roadside.

One of the two brothers is poor and the other is rich, and both of them will recite the magic spell several times.

Closer to home, sand and rocks were flying in the big formation of Tianluodiwang. A great battle was fought from Chenshi to Youshi. Because of the salted fish script, Sun Wukong was unstoppable. A stick hit 28 stars with sore waist and legs, and the five heavenly kings and Prince Nezha were all invincible. .

The two sides withdrew their troops, the monkeys had nothing to do, the four generals were intact, none of the 72-hole demon king and the one-horned ghost king escaped, and they all received prison meals.

Lu Bei looked drowsy. According to the principle of one day in the sky and one year in the earth, the battle did not last long. While studying the Yin-Yang Dao with the Queen Mother, he took out the magic weapon and savored it carefully.

Three days are not much time, and there are too many three Qings, four emperors and five elders. He has no time to delve into it, and he can only find out the big treasure of the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother.

Is it a pity?

It's a pity that the master of ten thousand ways can establish this world with Taisu Wuji, and he can do it in the future.

In the dark, Lu Bei felt something in his heart. The so-called chance of Master Wan Dao was probably his status as the Jade Emperor in this world. He was placed in the three realms of the Kyushu Continent, which happened to correspond to the Emperor of Heaven.

The teacher of Wan Dao asked him to learn how to be a qualified emperor of heaven, and even pinched Xiao Ge's face for the Queen Mother so that he could stay in the sky with peace of mind.

How can it be reasonable to look down on anyone? Without this face, he would just squat in the sky and not go anywhere.

Lu Bei fully understands the thoughts of Master Wan Dao. He admits that this opportunity is of great benefit to him, especially the laws hidden in Pantao and Nine-turn Golden Elixir. Like an old dog.

But is this necessary?

The position of the big brother on the list can't be given up. He, Lu, is called "Brother Bei" wherever he goes. The reason is that the brothers are not human. He wants to let someone dare to pick him up!

Lu Bei pondered for a long time. The opportunity bestowed by the Master of Myriad Dao was to prepare for the conferred gods of the Kyushu Continent. The latter already knew about his future plans and was worried that he was not well prepared. He made a special trip to apply a few patches and let him go Fight no more worries.

In the final analysis, it is still to speed up the process of the great change of the world and welcome the return of the great Tianzun/Heavenly Dao.

"It's too small to be invincible. You have shown absolute power. Even if the five of us have our own ghosts, we will work together to kill you. Do you really think that you can be invincible in a lifetime of invincibility?"

Lu Bei closed his eyes, patted his buttocks and let the Queen Mother move on her own, and within two seconds, Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva, who had come to participate in the Peach Blossom Conference, arrived at the Great Formation of Heaven and Earth Nets.

He glanced at it, it was a beauty, because the face was unfamiliar, it didn't arouse his interest.

The Bodhisattva went to the Heavenly Palace to ask for an audience, and recommended Erlang to the Jade Emperor to subdue the monkey monster. Baicaotou God went to Huaguo Mountain to calm the chaos.

The war resumed, and this time the monkey met his opponent.

He singled out Erlang Shen, Huaguoshan's hometown was stolen, and he was surrounded by the Six Sages of Meishan without any intention of fighting.

In the sky, Laojun and Avalokitesvara, two movie king-level actors, are competing in a show. They meet their opponents and meet Liangcai, and they jointly present a top-level performance.

Avalokitesvara: I have a clean bottle, smashing it right into the monkey's brain can help Erlang Xiaosheng.

Laojun: It’s too fragile. Let’s take a look at the diamond bracelet of Pindao. When I passed through Hanguan, I was able to turn a tiger into a Buddha thanks to it. It’s good to use it to capture the monkey’s head.

Avalokitesvara: (=_=)

There is no such line as 'turning a tiger into a Buddha' in the script.

Master Guanyin was disgusted, because he couldn't fight, and in order to complete the task assigned by the leader, he had to force a smile and continue to act.

Just when Laojun smiled and took out the diamond bracelet, and was about to earn another sum of money for the Bagua furnace and the renovation of the Tushita Palace, a big hand fell from the sky.

The five-color divine light covers the sky and the sun, reverses Yin and Yang, and stirs up the five elements.

There was a loud bang from heaven and earth, Erlang Shen and the six Meishan brothers, together with the monkey and Xiaotian dog, were all crushed under Wuzhi Mountain.

Soon, seven people and one dog got out of trouble, only the monkey huddled around and managed to get half of its body out.