Xiuxian is like this

Oh, he was inherently bad.

"This little brother has a noble surname. Judging by his appearance, he is somewhat similar to the lonely apprentice. Are you brother and sister?"

Lu Bei picked up the remote control, changed a few channels, and found that they were all reports about himself: "The Golden Crow didn't take pictures clearly, let it live tonight, and we can't lose the face of alien creatures."

"Please don't!"

Xiao Fengxian was about to cry, if not for her strength, she would have already knelt down.

Die, urinating more urgently.

Zhuang Wu prepared a long draft, but when he faced the Emperor of Heaven, he couldn't say a word. He has received professional training, no matter how big an official is, he can collapse mountains in front of him without changing his color, but obviously, training is useless. There is a qualitative difference between the high officials I have seen and the Emperor of Heaven.

Even if the Emperor of Heaven has no airs, even if he looks like a waste, like a salted fish waiting to get off work in an office, because of the identity of the Emperor of Heaven, all behaviors and behaviors become unpredictable.

If you want to gain the respect and fear of others, or even surrender from the heart, it's as simple as showing your destructive strength.

Lu Beiliang shocked the world when he appeared on the stage, telling everyone that he has the ability to destroy this ball, so he is free wherever he goes.

"Speaking of which, apprentice, you are actually a girl. The teacher always thought you were using a male account, but from the very beginning, he regarded you as a male student. Is this the Internet? It's too scary."

"..." x2

You are the scariest, and billions of people panicked. X2

Due to the recovery of the spiritual energy of Blue Star, the environment has been greatly improved, and the detached villas in the suburbs have even reached the oxygen bar level, but compared with the mainland of Kyushu, it is still far behind.

Lu Bei threw down the cigarette butt, rejected the lighter that Zhuang Wu handed over, pointed out, and the cloud vortex opened above his head, and huge aura flowed down.

Smelling the strong fragrance, Dadai entered the arena with white gloves on. He had tried, but couldn't pass the test, so he had to retreat and hug the lame leg of his master Zhuang Xuan firmly.

If you can't be the emperor's cute pet, you can also be the job of the emperor's apprentice's family.

Lu Bei watched the black cat spit out spiritual energy, and said casually, "Disciple, I've been here for a long time as a teacher, why don't you introduce yourself?"

"exactly……"

Because Zhuang Xuan was too shocked, his mind was buzzing, and he couldn't turn a blank. First, he gave his real name and introduced his old father.

Lazy to add, Lu Bei blew up mines in the fourth natural disaster city, splitting her old father everywhere.

The effect was mediocre, Lu Bei pretended not to hear, and glanced at the female apprentice sitting in a wheelchair: "I wanted you to lead me around, depending on the situation, I can only walk around by myself."

Zhuang Xuan: "..."

This kind of minor ailment, Master, can't you just hook your fingers and cure it?

She took a deep breath, holding back the precarious urge to urinate, tears welled up in her eyes, and begged Master to make it easier for her to walk like flying is the biggest request in her life.

"Compared with destroying the blue star, which one is bigger?"

"..." x2

"Jie Jie Jie Jie-"

Probably because the relationship with Xiao Fengxian's master and apprentice was average, Lu Bei couldn't find the pleasure of teasing. For a little bit, not much, he raised his hand and pointed, and Dazed, who was swallowing his spiritual energy, immediately screamed, his body curled up and then expanded rapidly.

In the eyes of the Zhuang family's father and daughter, Daidai took off the animal body and turned into a... girl with cat ears on her head and a slender tail?

Why is it a girl? Isn’t Sha Mao the father-in-law who has undergone bomb disposal surgery? x2

Zhuang Wu's eyes widened, and he took a closer look. He could see that it was indeed a girl.

Then he sensed his daughter's disdainful gaze and made eye contact. Zhuang Xuan said that he would tell his mother about it.

The eyes are straight, why are you staring so big, why, you can't move your lewdness!

Zhuang Wu yelled that he was wronged, God is pitiful, the eyes of the Emperor of Heaven are bigger than him, why should he only say that he is wrong, if you are capable, you are mighty and can't be subdued!

Daidai was turned into a cat demon, instantly comprehended the benefits of the emperor's thick legs, blinked a pair of golden cat eyes, and called the king tenderly.

"Don't call him the king, call him Lord Gutiandi."

The skill of attuning the little demon is called "Shen Ling", which comes from the golden-winged roc, the predecessor of the Phoenix. There is a big demon who regards this supernatural power as a housekeeping skill.

"How, do you want to be like her too?" Lu Bei smiled and looked at the free-range apprentice.

It's pretty scattered, and they've all been brought up to Blue Star.

Zhuang Xuan nodded again and again, seeing Lu Bei poke his finger, and hurriedly stopped: "Master, I don't want a tail or ears. Be sure to be steady when you strike."

Lu Bei: "..."

Tsk, this is not a lie.

Fortunately, the problem is not big, Zhuang Xuan's opinion is not important, as long as he is happy.

With a finger poked down, Zhuang Xuan fell to the ground in an instant, her legs twitched for a long time before stopping.

Lao Zhuang poked his head, happy but at the same time extremely worried, for fear that his daughter would grow bad.

It's not bad, it's just an extra pair of cat ears.

Lu Bei originally wanted to be reborn from a drop of blood, and recreate a body for Zhuang Xuan, but he thought that his old father was beside him, so he didn't have the nerve to do it, manually remove the impurities and toxins deposited in his body, and send his apprentice to a new life.

The effect was outstanding, the little girl's fair cheeks showed a bit of blush, the dark circles under her eyes faded away, and her spirit changed greatly, making her look quite aura.

Zhuang Xuan stood up crookedly. She hadn't walked on both feet for many years, so she directly skipped the toddler stage, and went straight to the bathroom under the happy gaze of her old father.

Couldn't hold back.

He glanced blankly at Lu Bei, trying to attract the attention of the Emperor of Heaven with ample capital, but after being ignored, he quickly walked straight to the second floor.

With her spiritual intelligence activated, she turned into a half-demon body, and her strong sense of shame made her unbearable to be naked.

Whenever Lu Bei took a look, she would stop wearing it.

On the other side, piercing screams came from the bathroom. Zhuang Xuan grabbed the cat ears on top of her head and yanked them hard... and then pulled them off.

Looking at the cat ear hair ornament in her hand, she collapsed.

Thinking about it carefully, Master Tiandi has always taken pleasure in punishing people.

Lu Bei ignored the stunned apprentice, came to the game room, entered the game room and lay down, logged in to the account of the power leveling, and tried whether he could enter the Kyushu Continent as a player.

[The account you entered does not exist, please confirm and then log in]

"Empty number..."

……

Chapter 994 Great Tianzun, the return is already the way of heaven

Unable to log in to the original account, Lu Bei had to create a new one, and the result was even worse. In the column of registration information, the personal information about 'Lu Bei' was prompted as an error.

There are more than one or two people named Lu Bei on Blue Star, but there is no such Lu Bei as him.

The denial of existence made Lu Bei feel very uncomfortable. Although he had guessed more or less and made psychological preparations in advance, he still sighed deeply.

The Ninth Body of the Great Tianzun is essentially from the mainland of Kyushu, and has nothing to do with Blue Star from the beginning.

Here comes the question, is the memory about Lan Xing in his mind true or false, has he ever lived here?

Or, it's just like a dream in the immersive World of Conferred Gods...

Today is the first time he stepped into Blue Star.

Who am I, where am I, where am I from and where am I going?

Lu Bei was a little confused, and felt very uncomfortable. After all the ups and downs, he didn't have the pleasure of returning home.

He originally thought that this time going back to his hometown to pretend to be a pleasurable traveler was quite a pleasant trip. The template was based on Urban Shuangwen, and the title and outline of the book were well thought out.

[Heavenly Emperor returns to the city, treats infertile female apprentices, famous, heals terminally ill richest man in the world, sleeps white and rich and beautiful, and wins the legacy of the Great Heavenly King]

[Heavenly Emperor returns to the city, slaps the face of the second generation of dandies, wins the hearts of beauties, pushes all the way from the campus concierge to the workplace bodyguard, the casino is everywhere, and the auction wins the treasure of the Great Heavenly King]

[The Emperor of Heaven returned to the city, manifested his holiness in front of the people, recruited a billion disciples, carried nuclear bombs in his body, shocked many countries, brought all the beauties to live in seclusion on the islands outside the world, and fished for the treasure of the Great Heavenly Venerable]

[The Emperor of Heaven returned to the city and found his apprentice living in a kennel. In a rage, he found the treasure left by the Great Heavenly Lord in the kennel]

"That's right, urban cultivation should be like this, what went wrong?"

Lu Bei murmured a few times, he was invincible after all, his mentality was not in vain, he was depressed for a while, and soon cheered up.

He is full of calculations, he doesn't worry if he has too many debts, and he doesn't itch if he has too many lice. He has been calculated from birth, and he can't be scared at all.

Having said that, I am still a little lost.

Home is gone!

Lu Bei lay in the game room and sighed repeatedly. Zhuang Xuan adapted to her new body and came to do her filial piety for her godfather. She offered her game number to try to win her godfather's happiness.

No matter what the godfather wants, she will be the goddaughter.

Lu Bei didn't refuse, and tried to log in to Xiaofengxian's account. The account was fine, but he had a big problem. The channel between Blue Star and Kyushu Continent couldn't carry the invincible and powerful Yuanshen, and he couldn't log in even if he had an account.

"It's unreasonable, this doesn't work, that doesn't work, even the game is not allowed to play, what is this, is it the Heavenly Emperor anti-addiction system?" Lu Bei was furious, and blasted the game room with his fist.

Zhuang Xuan: The game room——

Zhuang Wu: Don't panic, it can be reimbursed.

As a person without a past, Lu Bei's joy of returning home was halved in an instant. He was still thinking about pretending to be a jerk at the class reunion, so that those school beauties whom he had dumped would look at him with admiration.

Now it's over, there is no such thing as Lu Bei, passers-by are not counted, and people don't know him at all.

Lu Bei rubbed his temples with a headache, his existence was denied, the blow was not so big, he wanted to show off at a certain moment, honestly be his No. [-] brother in the container list, and wait for the return of the Great Tianzun.

"Hmph, how could it be as you wish!"

Lu Bei's eyes flickered, this small blow would not defeat him. Lu's heartlessness, at worst, he would die together, but he wanted to see who was planning to lose his family.

Lu Bei resented a person like never before, even Ying Long in the past, and the Sutra of Abandonment later, never disgusted him from the bottom of his heart like this time.

dead!

This is the great enemy of family ruin and death, and he must pay with his life!

Lu Bei got up and was about to leave, recalling the clues of the past, trying to find the chess player dormant beside him.

Although the possibility is not high, if you compare your heart to your heart and replace it with his layout and calculations, if you cheat for more than 20 years, you will definitely put yourself next to the other party, playing an important role that seems to be dispensable but actually plays the role of a guide.

The future chess game is exposed, so it's good to taunt the opponent.

Mysterious man: So what about the Emperor of Heaven, he has been fooled by me for more than 20 years, and he is a Tie Hanhan.

Psychologically speaking, criminals will return to the crime scene and appreciate their masterpieces being recognized by the world.

"Who is it, could it be my high school math teacher?"

"The biology teacher is also very likely. It shouldn't be... In terms of practice, he is far behind me, and I often pick him up."

"Could it be the bald guy stuck with my graduation thesis?"

"boss……"

How shrewd is Lu Bei's mind, he quickly locked on this dispensable key figure who led him to connect with the Kyushu mainland.

The boss of the company who asked him to boost his account - Gu Huai.

It's almost the same, so it's decided to be him!

"Master, where are you going?"

Xiao Fengxian hurriedly followed, seeing Lu Bei's murderous look on his face, as if he was going to destroy the world without playing the game, his face turned pale with fright.

When I was in a hurry, I wanted to pee again.

Probably out of desperation, he raised his hand and hugged Lu Bei's arm, telling him that the world may not be worth it, that human nature may be ugly, that there are imperfections of one kind or another, but regardless of the facts, there are still shining points worthy of praise.

For example, love, since the evolution of human nature, has been summed up as the greatest and most brilliant luminous point.

"What the hell, it's so painful that your single hand hurts. Did you put a steel plate in your clothes?" Lu Bei shook his arms, curled his lips with a look of contempt, how could he have the courage to face A.

Or how can I say that Sister Shao is more favored, she is also an apprentice, her sealing technique can really seal the master.

Zhuang Xuan blushed, angry and ashamed, but thinking about the important task of saving the earth, she hugged her hands tightly and refused to let go.

"Release quickly, as the teacher is going to destroy the invaders of the nine planets, you are responsible for the loss of the earth?"

"Master, this meme is too old. There are no nine planets, and Pluto has been removed."

"Why, just because you are small, small is also guilty?"

"It's not small, but the track is different."