Xiuxian is like this

"Xiao Wang went crazy that day and made a big mistake. After returning home, he closed his doors and thought about his mistakes..."

In the water mirror, Lu Bei had a shy face, kneeling so smooth that he seemed to be a master of this skill who practiced hard.

Laughing to death, I'm afraid I didn't kneel less before!

Smelly bitch, it's agreed to cover up the secrets, you bastard is plotting against me!

And Tongtian, your face is really not white, you don't do any of the things that humans can do.

Come on, you just renounce the scriptures, right?

Rao Lu Bei had no face and no skin, and he felt a little ashamed in the face of public execution. He faltered and said something.

The effect was mediocre, the five fairies looked disgusted, and even Yun Xiao, whose emotions and anger were invisible, was also sneering at this moment.

What do you mean, the Empress Nuwa can kneel, but their master Master Tongtian cannot kneel?

Wronged you?

They were dissatisfied in their hearts, and they kept silent, waiting for the Lord Tongtian to speak.

As far as they know, Master's temper has changed drastically recently, and he has always cut down such hypocrites with a sword.

The sage has the virtue of being good at life, and he will not kill them all. Therefore, there is room for Tongtian to make a move. He is only responsible for cutting.

For example, the long-eared Dingguang Immortal among the Seven Immortals who attended him has always been held in high regard by Tongtian. Just because he said a good word to the Taoist priest of the Western Jiaozhun that day, he was severely injured by the Qingping Sword, and his vitality was severely injured. Now he is still lying at the gate of Biyou Palace with.

For several days, no one dared to help.

At this time, I can't speak, but anyone who scolds Wudao and stupid king is to excuse him, prepare for it, and it will be over after washing the floor.

"Since the human king has difficulties, the poor will not force it, so forget about the relationship between master and apprentice."

Contrary to the expectations of the five fairies, today's Tongtian is very talkative, and he doesn't get annoyed when someone slaps him in the face, even...

Did Master just smile?

The leader of Tongtian was very regretful. As soon as he pointed out, he interrupted the picture of the water mirror, and did not release the second half of the picture of Lu Bei standing up and pinching Nuwa to make him speechless.

There is no other meaning, just to save some face for Nuwa.

Master Tongtian pinched his hands and counted, his expression was solemn and dignified, and he sighed: "Pindao counted before, if a king worships Pindao as his teacher, he will have a long-lasting marriage with several female disciples of Pindao. It will be broken."

What the hell, there is more than one Taoist companion assigned to apprenticeship?

You didn't say it sooner!

"Wait, the words of a sage, lonely... Xiao Wang just lost his mind, think about it carefully..."

"You don't need to think about it carefully, the king of people, the opportunity is gone, between you and me, there is only the friendship of listening to the lecture, once today is over, there is no relationship at all."

The leader of Tongtian interrupted with a wave of his hand, pointing to a little red among the thousands of flowers, surrounded by the futon in the middle, telling Lu Bei to sit down obediently and get out of bed after listening.

Lu Bei was so regretful that his intestines were green, but it wasn't all regret, and he suddenly breathed a sigh of relief.

Although the Taoist companions are good, they are not his beloved wings after all. They just look alike and have the same body shape. It would be too embarrassing for them to kneel down to the face of abandoning scriptures.

No regrets, he doesn't regret it at all.

Looking at the front, back, left, and right, Lu Bei's smile was far-fetched. He is a man who keeps his word, and he really doesn't regret it at all.

The five fairies also breathed a sigh of relief. The Master of Tongtian did not meet Hunjun at Jinao Island, but came to Sanxian Island. He made it clear that they had a long-standing marriage with Hunjun. Give a grateful look.

Lu Bei: (=_=)

In the future, I vow to wash Sanxian Island with blood!

"Master, we will come to listen to the lecture."

Three graceful and graceful fairies entered the arena, corresponding to the number, just to complete the last three futons left.

The five girls in Yunxiao got up and called her senior sister. Lu Bei turned his head and looked at her, crying silently.

Our Lady of Golden Spirit, Our Lady of Wudang, Our Lady of Turtle Spirit.

Zhan Hongqu, Han Miaojun, Yan Xiaoshuang.

Good guys, you're all out of luck!

Lu Bei listlessly called his senior sister a few times, and sat sullenly among thousands of flowers. The eight wings, which were within reach at first, were all blown away because of the hard knees.

At that time, if it was soft at the time, it would all be blown now!

Is it too late to regret it?

Why is it too late?

Damn it, why does he want this iron rod?

The appearance of the three immortals of the Holy Mother of the Golden Spirit became the last straw that overwhelmed Lu Bei. He looked at the three butts in front of him speechlessly, no, he passed the thing of Slaanesh, and looked at the face of the leader of Tongtian.

Still the same sentence, the old boy didn't have this face for nothing!

But don't say, the old boy is really capable if he can pinch, and these eight are really full of legs with him, which can be called a long-standing marriage.

As expected of a saint, although his face is ugly, his strength is not for bragging.

Master Tongtian didn't seem to be aware of it. Seeing Lu Bei's eyes, he smiled at him and said, "Jin Ling, Wudang, Gui Ling, you all came at the right time. This man is King Zhou of Yin and Shang, and he should be with you and the other eight people. There is a long-standing marriage, and I will confront him as a teacher, cut off the marriage for you, and save you from the pain of love."

The three of the Holy Mother of the Golden Spirit were taken aback for a moment, eight, why is the marriage so outrageous, what evil did they do before?

Fortunately, Master took action, otherwise the consequences would be disastrous.

The three fairies were determined people, dedicated to Taoism and nothing else. Although they were surprised by the outrageous marriage, they quickly corrected their minds and bowed to thank the leader of Tongtian, leaving three backs for Lu Bei.

Under the Taoist robe, the honey buttocks are as plump as a moon, and as delicious and juicy as a fairy peach.

Lu Bei closed his eyes and didn't look at it, and kept telling himself that a good horse would never turn its head back, it would be gone if it was gone, Chaoge City still has Huang... Yu and Gu Mi, they can still devote themselves to the Tao.

"Please take your seat, I'm going to talk about [Tao De Yu Wen] for the teacher today, which can be broken down into two characters of morality."

Master Tongtian said slowly: "The so-called morality can be divided or combined, and self-cultivation is all in it. Those who seek the Tao will gain the Tao, and those who seek the virtue will gain virtue. The meaning of the text is profound, and it is broad and inclusive, and only by listening to the lectures will you be able to achieve great fortune here.”

"Thank you, Master!" x8

Lu Bei: (=word=)

Speak as you speak, see what I do, you think I have no morals!

Who here has no morals, don't you have a B number in your heart?

If you don't have one, look in the mirror and see what you look like.

The leader of Tongtian religion preached that there is no place where there is a golden lotus, and there is no radiance, and the main one is mediocre.

To the ears of those who are interested, Tongtianjiao mainly talks about the ultimate principle of heaven and earth, and one sentence for those who practice is a great opportunity. , It's useless to fall into reality.

What a sage, he can only speak the truth, far worse than Wang Yangming!

If you have the ability, let's come to the unity of knowledge and action, and touch a fairy peach to directly grant thousands of years of mana cultivation.

There is no fairy peach, but there is no shortage of peach buttocks. Lu Bei was drowsy after hearing this, fearing that the master Tongtian would be narrow-minded and misunderstand that he did not give face to the other party. He stopped his eyes on the full moon in front of him, so as to avoid sleepiness and refresh his spirit. .

This ass really is Sister Slaying, really promising, you are also a great god in the list of gods!

The four major disciples of Master Tongtian are all very powerful, not to mention Taoist Duobao, the chief disciple of the inner sect, who has achieved the highest achievement.

The blessing of the Virgin Mary of Wudang is profound, and Wanxian escaped from the formation, which became the foundation for the comeback of Jiejiao.

The Holy Mother of Guiling was very miserable. She was first led and suppressed to show her original shape, and then eaten into an empty shell by a group of mosquitoes. After her death, there was no place for her in the list of gods.

Only the Holy Mother of the Golden Spirit is truly on the list of gods. She had great supernatural powers during her lifetime. She killed Hong Jin and Princess Longji in the Ten Thousand Immortals Formation. Sneak attack.

Fengshen Kangong Doumu, in charge of the golden palace, sits in Doufu, ranks first in Zhou Tianlie, commands [-] stars to be evil, and is the lord of the Arctic crape myrtle.

Kangong Doumu, that is, Doumu Yuanjun, star lord, and Emperor Ziwei of the North Pole, is in charge of Zhoutian Wanxing.

As for Ziwei, who was sealed by Bo Yi Kao, she is Ziwei Xing in Zhonggong among the five stars, representing the emperor of the world, not one of the eight righteous gods.

Lu Bei stared at the ass of the Holy Mother of the Golden Spirit, and lamented that Senior Sister Zhan stood too high. Compared with her, Senior Sister Bai and Eldest Senior Brother didn't have much success.

The immortals were so sensitive, the three of the Holy Mother of the Golden Spirit at the front all felt displeased that it would be difficult to deal with Deng's disciples in front of the leader of Tongtian, so they could only listen to the lecture and let it go for the time being.

After the master leaves, teach him another lesson.

An hour later, with the help of the three fairies, Lu Bei survived the boring lecture, and at the stage of bowing to thank him, his spirit was lifted and he immediately woke up.

The leader of the Tongtian sect strode away, and none of the five fairies moved. Lu Bei was caught in the middle of the fragrant wind, and felt the coldness in the air, secretly thinking that something was wrong.

It is not suitable to stay here for a long time, it is better to leave quickly!

Lu Bei turned his head and ran, stepped out, and was blocked by the Holy Mother of the Golden Spirit. Looking left and right, the Holy Mother of Wudang and the Holy Mother of Turtle Spirit stood expressionlessly.

In the rear, Qiong Xiao and Bi Xiao casually completed the encirclement.

In a farther place, Yunxiao led Immortal Hanzhi and Fairy Caiyun to watch the excitement.

My good guy, this combination is only a little short of being able to kill the saint.

"Don't block the way. If you have anything important to do, please see Master Tongtian. The stakes are high. If you don't say anything, the catastrophe will be imminent, and you will all die." Lu Bei said loudly.

"..." x8

No one bird.

"What a high-ranking disciple of Jiejiao, what a good asker, what kind of skill is bullying a weak man, if you have the ability to use magical powers, let's talk with your fists!"

Lu Bei shouted loudly, and raised his fist and said: "Ugly words come first, you are a king alone, and you have the fortune of Yin and Shang. If you dare to make a mistake, you will only hurt a single hair. The Master of Tongtian will not tolerate you, Heaven can't tolerate it either."

"The king of men has no way, we kindly propose it, this is a petition for the people, and it has great merit." The Holy Mother of Jinling said lightly.

These days, whoever is a practitioner can't say a few words about the commanding heights of morality, explaining the teachings about the number of days, and cutting off teachings about monarchs and ministers, each has its own reasons.

Cultivation is like this!

Lu Bei looked up to the sky and sighed, he was invincible all his life, but he ended up like this, a phoenix that really lost its feathers is not as good as a chicken.

One day when the hair grows neatly, I will tell you to wait for the water to flow back!

Just wait, there will be a time when you will overturn your nest!

Lu Bei knew that today's catastrophe would probably be inevitable. He was invincible and full of arrogance. He shook his body, looked around at the familiar faces, and said coldly, "Don't slap your face."

Bang!

The world was spinning, and Lu Bei was kicked on the ass by someone, and he flew straight out of Sanxian Island, soaring through the clouds and fog, and fell into the sea with a plop.

Is there anything worse than a phoenix that is inferior to a chicken?

Have.

Drowning chicken.

Lu Bei grinned his teeth, and walked towards the distant horizon. Although he was not killed on the spot, his butt really hurt.

The so-called cause and effect is that you appreciate other people's buttocks openly, because you forgot to negotiate with them, it is untenable in principle, and you get retribution and get kicked hard, and the kicks are also in the ass.

Lu Bei swam, because his butt hurt so much, he turned into a submarine several times, swimming fast and sinking fast.

Feeling that the small electric motor unit he was proud of was injured, he choked up a few mouthfuls of seawater: "Hedong in 30 years, Hexi in 30 years, just wait and see, how much Lu drank today, how much you will spit out in the future! "

With that said, he took another two sips.

So salty!

Lu Bei spent a lot of effort and did not know how long he swam, when he saw a small fishing boat near the sea, he called the boatman for help, but the boatman only cared about fishing.

The wind blows the boat, gradually drifting towards the shore.

Lu Bei had no choice but to dig the water with both arms. When he was less than 20 meters away from the shore, he put his hands on the side of the boat and said in a bad mood: "Boatman, do you know that there is a law in the Shang Dynasty that those who die at the seaside, On the crime of copying the family and exterminating the family?"

The old fisherman opened his eyes, woke up from a deep sleep, and asked in surprise: "Why did this gentleman say that, the old man has been fishing for many years, how could he not know that wealthy merchants still have such rules?"

"It's coming soon, it's coming soon."

Pulled by the old fisherman, Lu Bei climbed onto the fishing boat and lay his dead body on the fishing net.

Suddenly, he glanced out of the corner of his eye and found that the old fisherman was fishing with a straight hook. He sat up in shock while dying, and asked the fisherman how holy he was.

Say, you are Jiang Ziya!

No, counting the time, Jiang Ziya is still farming in Kunlun Mountains, so why would he fish here?

Crossed again?

"Ren Wang, I just heard you say that I have something important to tell you. If you don't say anything, the catastrophe is imminent, so I made a special trip here to wait for you. Why doesn't the King of Ren recognize me?"

The old fisherman laughed loudly, and raised his hand to wipe his face, revealing the true face of Master Tongtian.