Xiuxian is like this

The palms and backs of his hands were full of flesh, and he really couldn't do it.

Stretched two feet.

Zhan Lexian and Lin Buyan, who were leaving together, fell down, grabbed the ground with their heads, and slid for a long time before stopping.

Before the two old father-in-laws got up and cursed, Lu Bei disappeared in a flash.

Today's Tibetan Qianshan Secret Realm is really lively, sisters and sisters are having a good time, everyone is average, and a hundred flowers are blooming, competing for splendor.

Lu Bei:｜′=)! !

I didn't notice just now, but Tu Yuan is also here, there is no reason, you are a dog, who are you good sisters with?

Lu Bei followed for a while, and saw a group of female cultivators going to Jingshang Palace, turned around and sneaked in through the back door.

I thought the room was full of spring, and the wings got together to study piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, and for him, the head of the family, let go of their pride and connect with each other.

The result is that the doors of the quiet rooms are locked, let alone studying piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, and they don't even say hello.

Man, how plastic is this!

"As for Senior Sister Bai, you made an oath back then. If the Taifu obeyed me shamelessly, you can call her sister. Now that the opportunity has come, you should go over and pass the tea!"

Lu Bei complained about his words without faith, walked silently to a quiet room, and quietly called his senior sister.

No one responded, and so did Sister She, Cousin, etc., and even Tu Yuan locked the door tightly and refused to respond at all.

"It's unreasonable, even dogs don't care."

Lu Bei secretly thought that it was outrageous, and his senior sister, cousin, and sister She didn't respond. He could understand that the usual set up was a small and fresh persona, focusing on a sincere love, and occasionally the persona collapsed, and there is nothing wrong with losing fans.

Diplomats like Bai Mao and Da Che are the ones who come to the door to sell goods. He has never acted in front of the two women. Why is the door closed?

Join in the fun, don't want to be isolated, don't want to offend the old lady before entering the house?

Especially Zhao Shiran, little boy, why did you learn from them badly?

Lu Bei was heartbroken, Elder Zhao was wrong to treat a good wife and mother, and insisted on imitating Lao Shizi's harem schemes.

Reluctantly recalling it, it was clearly a multiple-choice question. They were testing themselves, thinking that it would not be good to find anyone at this time. After pondering for a while, they mobilized their troops and came to Tu Yuan's door.

Hey, you can't find a dog even if you want to be depraved!

Lu Bei showed disgust, moved two steps away, violently broke the door and walked into the house.

He set a restraint, rubbed his hands and walked towards the figure in white with his back facing him.

Sitting cross-legged, holding the beauty in his arms, bowing his head was a deep kiss.

Did not kiss.

The Tai Tu turned his head to avoid it, patted Lu Bei who was bowing his head, and sat opposite him, straightened his clothes and sat opposite him: "Please be more solemn, Your Majesty Tai Su, I already have someone I like, and I will not marry again."

Full of yin and yang, the ultimate spicy ridicule.

Lu Bei acted as if he didn't understand, and rubbed his hands impatiently: "If you say that, Gu will be more interested. Don't worry, beauty, Gu will not force you. You don't need a second marriage in your heart. Gu only wants you."

"..."

The Taifu rolled his eyes straight, his yin and yang aura was no match for his shamelessness, and he thought he was unlucky to be pulled into his arms by Lu Bei.

"Beauty, why did you obey so quickly? Gu thought you would struggle for a while."

"Your Majesty is invincible in life, how can I dare to ask for trouble."

The Taifu glared at Lu Bei, and said angrily: "So far, the more you talk, the more addicted you are."

This is called sentimentality, pure love party and role-playing do not conflict!

Lu Bei didn't feel ashamed, it was probably a broken pot, and it was even more shameless under the breakthrough of the realm.

The Taifu blamed: "You don't go to their house, what are you doing here? If it's comforting, I know more about how many romantic debts you have outside than they do. When I fell in love with you, I expected such a field today." .”

Tai Tu's meaning is very simple, she doesn't need to comfort her, if she likes a person, she must like everything about him.She likes the little boy, not limited to the various advantages of the furnace, but also includes the various shortcomings of the little pervert.

So, don't comfort her, leave good words for others to say.

Besides, please hurry up, she doesn't want to be the target of public criticism.

It was already conspicuous, but now that Lu Bei was the first to come to her, it became even more conspicuous.

While the Taifu was saying reproachful words, he was secretly happy that Lu Bei was the first to come to her without anyone else looking for her, which meant that her status was the most...

"It's great that you can think that way. I really didn't see you wrong."

Lu Bei patted his buttocks, winked and said, "It's because I know that Master Tai Tuo has the best attitude, so I came to you first, helped me, aroused their jealousy, and helped me break this situation."

Why don't you die!

God damn thief, God, this kind of thing can be cultivated to be invincible for a lifetime, it is really blind.

The Taifu's heart turned into a stone in a second, and he glared angrily, the most annoying bastard who spoke insincerely.What's wrong with saying something nice and obedient at this time, she really thinks that she is stable and mature, and doesn't have any thoughts of a little girl?

Lu Bei hugged the beauty in his arms with a hippie smile, fought with each other for a while, and said with a serious face: "I'm in trouble, Mr. Ka, please help me analyze it."

Taifu heard the words and sat up, frowned and said: "Is it Taisu? What a surprise, the first demon emperor ten thousand years ago turned out to be the part of your lost soul."

A year ago, at the first juncture of the world's great change, Lu Bei shattered Ying Long's ambition, tore up the heavenly book, and became invincible in the world.

There are too many dangers, he was afraid that the wings would be worried, so he omitted most of the plot, and didn't say much, and knowing too much is not a good thing, so he seldom mentioned it.

But the lack of primordial spirit can be seen by only the double cultivators. The Taifu asked him and learned part of the truth, and he was one of the insiders.

"I didn't expect it to be him, the three-legged Golden Crow, and a foolish king. He is just like me in every respect. I should have thought of it long ago." Lu Bei shook his head and sighed. He was misled by Emperor Ji, so he never went too far Lenovo on Su.

The Taifu was also unbelievable, looking at Lu Bei who was faintly complacent, he smiled and said, "Aren't you very proud that just a part of the primordial spirit can achieve the reputation of being invincible for a lifetime, and will still be praised by everyone after ten thousand years?"

"No, not at all."

"That stinky fox..."

"shut up!!"

Lu Bei held the Taifu's small mouth in one mouthful, caught the second half of her sentence, and swallowed it into his stomach with a grunt.

The smile in the Taifu's eyes was even bigger, recalling the scene of Hu Er being arrogant and arrogant, bragging about my son's invincibility, he couldn't help but said: "That lowly servant girl arrogantly scolded me, asked me to serve her tea, and asked me Call her mother, if she knows..."

"She won't know."

Lu Bei blinked, there was gold under the man's knees, he pushed down the Tai Tuo and directly knelt on her, please, as long as you know it in your heart, don't spread this matter randomly, especially not to Hu Er's ears.

Neither can Hu San.

"Why don't you let her know? Everyone knows it. If you continue to hide it, isn't it just a kind of rubbing salt on her wound?"

The Tai Tuo grabbed Lu Bei's lapel, and with a light hook, he bent Invincible's spine. Looking at each other, she blew a breath of incense, and said seductively: "The stinky fox has an elegant appearance and a plump figure. The pure fairy, the queen can play the evil witch, her ability is much better than my husband, and..."

"You still called her mother for several years!"

The corners of Lu Bei's eyes twitched wildly. Where did the magic master come from? In order not to lose his seniority, he actually pushed his good sisters for many years into the fire pit.

Can this be pushed around!

Lu Bei rolled over the Grand Tutor, held him horizontally in his arms, raised his hand and slapped him on the fragrant buttocks.

After a few times, the Tai Tuo was honest, he didn't mention Hu Er Yun Yun anymore, but he couldn't help laughing, the corner of his mouth couldn't stop smiling.

"It's not funny at all, it's killing me."

"Tsk tsk, being invincible in life also has troubles!"

"You said it!"

Lu Bei became angry from embarrassment, while the Taifu seemed to have found a source of happiness, probably because he was suppressed too hard by Hu Er before, and once he broke out, he wished to double ask for it back from Lu Bei.

The mother's debt is paid by the son, there is nothing wrong with it.

No, she is no longer a mother.

Lu Bei shook his head helplessly as he looked at the Tai Tuo whose human setup had collapsed. He could only blame Hu Er for being too bullying before, not even leaving him a way out.

After a long while, the Taifu finally stopped laughing, and said solemnly: "I don't need to talk about this matter, and they won't spread it indiscriminately, but how to abandon the scriptures is up to you."

"I know, that's where my head hurts."

Lu Bei embraced the beauty: "You don't know, after becoming invincible, the world I come into contact with is... pitiful!"

"pit?!"

"It's full of conspiracies and calculations. I was born late and was calculated by too many people."

Lu Beiyuan told the original story, including the part that was not explained in the Sutra of Abandonment, he was the Great Tianzun Yuanshen I and turned around and told the Taifu.

The Taifu's eyes were full of splendor, and he raised his hand to caress the little boy's face, and sighed that his vision was so precise that he fell in love with such an excellent stove.

Good baby, it won't hurt to recognize a few sisters.

"The situation is like this. I am full of calculations. The great changes in the world have come. I am the best candidate for the return of the Great Heavenly Venerable. The Qili Sutra is a little worse than me."

Lu Bei counted with his fingers, the demon lord, the blood of the three great demon gods, the first body of the Great Tianzun, the highest and strongest above all living beings are all on him, no matter how you look at it, the future is bleak.

Taifu Dai's eyebrows were tightly frowned, surprised at Lu Bei's predicament: "The Sutra of Abandonment forces you to become one with Taisu. You are a sacrificial sacrifice one step further. If you take a step back, everything will be deprived of you when the Great Heavenly Venerable returns. It's a dead end."

Lu Bei nodded again and again, in a dilemma, really helpless.

"So, will the great Tianzun return?"

"this problem……"

Lu Bei pondered: "Although there is no direct evidence, I have this feeling that the Great Tianzun is not dead. Since he was able to reincarnate the Yuanshen under Tiandao's nose, he must have designed a return drama."

When it came to the end, Lu Bei became more and more sure, not only him, but Abandoned Sutra, Yun Zuoyu, and Xie all thought so.

"Then assume that the Great Tianzun will return."

The Tai Tuo glanced at Lu Bei, raised his hand and suppressed his frowning: "The danger you are facing is the same as that of Abandoned Sutra and others. As long as the Great Heavenly Lord returns, they will all become sacrifices, and they will die first and then die. .”

"It's not the same. If I become the container of the Great Heavenly Venerable, abandoning them to gain time to breathe, and join forces with the Demon Lord and the Demon God. With so many powerful people gathered together, the Great Heavenly Venerable will have no choice but to do anything."

"How sure are you?"

"My guess."

Lu Bei said truthfully: "It's like Abandoning the Sutra. He has the body of the Great Heavenly Venerable, plus some heavenly scriptures, so he can completely maintain his own independence, like the clouds making rain, standing in Huangquan, regardless of the ups and downs of the outside world."

"And then, a little bit by the Great Heavenly Venerable, and finally nibbled away?"

"..."

Seeing that Lu Bei didn't speak, the Taifu smiled: "Look, once the Great Tianzun returns, everyone related to him will die. You don't need to refute, after all, you and Taisu can't tolerate each other, let alone the Great Tianzun, he That’s the real sky.”

"Mr. is a great talent, and the students are taught."

Lu Bei nodded and said yes, he was in the middle of the game and couldn't see too many things clearly. Hearing Taifu's analysis, he realized that he was really dead.

"Do you think you're really going to die?"

"..."

No, it was all seen by you.

"It's not difficult to guess, how can you hide what you think from me."

Mr. Taifu suppressed the paws of the bad students who violated classroom discipline, and said in a persuasive way: "Since the front and back are dead, why do you hesitate? Remember when you and I first met, I was going to kill you. How did you do it?" ?”

"At that time..."

Lu Bei raised his hand and rubbed his chin: "At that time, I was thinking, this old woman has a hideous look, and she defies anyone because of her beauty, which is disgusting. One day Lu will stand up and make decisions, and she will be crushed in her crotch She will be severely humiliated, locked in the underground palace, and asked to give birth to a child for Lu, so that she will live in humiliation for the rest of her life."

Tai Fu: (=_=)

So you thought so.

"Just kidding, I'm not that mean, I just think about killing people, and if you want to kill me, then I'll kill you!"

"That's right, you did do that at the time." The Tai Tu said angrily.

If it hadn't been for an accident by accident, she accidentally had a double cultivation ceremony with Lu Bei, and the latter felt that she could control her by virtue of this relationship, and her life would most likely be lost at that time.

"Don't be angry, it's not that you have been humiliating me. I walked by the wall several times." Lu Bei smiled hippiely, poking his head and sticking to the Taifu. The student sincerely asked for advice, and asked the husband to continue talking.

"It's over."

"So fast?!"

Lu Bei was surprised and said: "What you mean, sir, is that both the left and the right are dead, why don't you just pull a back and kill all the people who plot against me?"

"For this step, the Sutra of Abandonment has already been done."