Xiuxian is like this

For a moment, Lu Bei seemed to see the picture of Ying Long rolling all over the ground laughing out of joy.

"It's ridiculous, you don't even know how powerful the paper man is!"

Lu Bei gritted his teeth and refused to admit it. He raised his hand to paint and had to create more than a dozen Taifu, the kind who don't wear clothes. Thinking about how he winked at himself, he felt a bit chilly. interactive.

Losing 20 skill points, [-] billion qualifications, and being ridiculed by Ying Long for his IQ, Lu Bei became more and more angry when he thought about it. He has been in the world of cultivating immortals for two and a half years, when did he ever do such a loss-making business.

This earns it back.

He took out the Hualong Pavilion collection of books, activated his shocking aptitude, and acquired three new sub-professions in one go, only then barely stopped his losses.

Qin, chess, calligraphy and painting, poetry, wine and flower tea.

The skills books of Hualong Pavilion are basically related to these eight items. It is understandable that there is no white man in the Royal Academy, and the humble bookboys are all rich in their ancestors. The proper upper class, the life skills taught in the academy cannot do without the word "elegance". Character.

Lu Bei learned the three ways of piano, chess, and tea, and started to upgrade his qualifications. After deducting the initial investment and a loss of [-], he barely earned [-] skill points.

Still lose.

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Two days later, Lu Bei returned to Xiang Wu Jingshi, and accompanied by Yang Dian, he attended the banquet in the imperial city.

Because the identity of the envoy of the Holy Land is very fake, no, it is Lu Bei's low-key trip that should not be publicized. In addition, Yang Dian and Ji Wuhou were injured, Qin Shiwen committed crimes and died, and the four Mahayana monks who could fight the most in Xiangwu disappeared. Three, the last one got rumors from nowhere, and his whereabouts were unknown when he went out to seek refuge, so Emperor Xiang Wu didn't mention the word Holy Land, and he entertained them with delicious food and drinks, and even stuffed a small gift before the end of the banquet.

Be careful, not respect.

Eat and drink enough to take the money, you hurry back!

Like Zhaoqin, Xiangwu was not enthusiastic about someone who was airborne, and he had no intention of keeping him a permanent residence, even if Xiangwu was really short of people, even if the old emperor was really greedy for someone's body.

Thousands of words and one sentence, the temple is too small to accommodate this shit-stirring stick weighing [-] catties.

Lu Bei took the appearance fee, and withdrew from Xiangwu contentedly, and led Gu Zongchen and Tu Yuan to patrol around his territory.

When the new official took office, Xuanwu came to the various branches of the Tomb Keeper, obtained the distribution map of the secret realm with the highest authority, picked a few to make fun of Gu Zongchen and Tu Yuan, and picked a few to cheer himself up.

When encountering grave guards who are not pleasing to the eye, at least they are beaten to death, and at worst they are bombarded to the point of scum, and Xuanwu's notoriety spread like wildfire.

Soon, the time came to the beginning of July, and the second player professional competition came to an end.

Because Lu Bei stepped into the high-level dungeon, as a big boss, he has a position in front and back, and his enthusiasm for players has dropped again and again. Now it is dispensable, and he doesn't even care about when the 3.0 server will be launched.

Let alone sweatshops, capitalists open up new tracks and earn a lot of money every day, which is not bad for the small money of players.

But the handicap should still be opened. Reputation is very important. Players must remember him well, so that he won't lose his job when he goes online.

……

Wu Zhou, Tianjianzong.

Xiongchu's diplomatic residence is under construction in full swing, newcomer diplomat Gu Xinli has already settled in, handed in the letter of worship, everything is done quickly, and there is a tendency to move in during the day and be tied up as a hostage at night.

It is said that Qi Yan's Ji Ji is very unconvinced by this, and she will give eight letters of state a day, and she will also leave a door for the suzerain opposite the Tianjianzong.

However, under the persuasion of Xuanlong and Xiongchu, and the waving of the flag by Wu Zhou, He Guo Xiaoliwei had no choice but to withdraw his credentials. He could only watch others eat meat, and he couldn't even get a mouthful of soup.

Lu Bei didn't know about this matter at all, and it was impossible for the Three Kingdoms to keep their mouths shut, let alone take the initiative to tell. He was playing hide-and-seek with the little foxes in Qingqiu Palace.

As usual, he pretends to be a ghost, counts to one hundred and starts catching foxes.

Different from the previous ones, this time they played the role of a ghost honestly, and they would not run away as soon as they counted to one hundred, leaving five little foxes and foolish couples squatting in the grass, squatting for a day and a night.

"One hundred, have you hidden them well? If I catch you, hehehe."

Lu Bei rubbed his little hands, his divine sense swept across, and he saw five hiding places in an instant.

A small opening does not count.

Suddenly, his face was overjoyed, and he was about to run away.

In the next second, his face was like toilet paper after seeing a ghost, and he was in a bad mood.

Bai Jin left the customs, and then...

She Xuan is also out!

"I knew it, you guys agreed."

Lu Bei gritted his teeth, and the five little foxes forgot about it, escaped from the secret place of Hidden Thousand Mountain, and headed straight for Beijun Mountain.

In the Wuwangfeng studio, Bai Jin consolidated the realm of the tribulation period. Seeing Lu Bei stretching his teeth and claws as if about to pounce, he spat lightly and pointed at his forehead.

"Senior Sister, Junior Brother misses you."

Lu Bei plunged headlong into Bai Jin's arms, the beauty was still fragrant, and he couldn't help but recall the scene of little Jianxiu falling asleep wrapped in a senior sister's quilt on Sanqing Peak.

At that time, the little white face had no strength to restrain the chicken, struggling in the materialistic world of cultivating immortals, only this quilt left the truth, goodness and beauty in the world.

Thinking of Sanqing Peak, the sound of She Yan knocking on the door in the small black room seemed even more urgent.

Lu Bei took a deep breath of the aroma, pushed Bai Jin and had to do some important things, so he quickly put the person to sleep, if it was too late, Elder She would reveal his secrets.

Looking at the little junior brother who was probing around, Bai Jindai frowned slightly, the corners of her mouth slightly raised, and she pointed out that the sword symbol isolated the studio, forming a small world of its own.

night.

Lu Bei looked at Bai Jin who was getting dressed, and muttered to himself that she was good at it, even if she took off her clothes, she couldn't keep her down.

Suddenly, there was another knock on the door.

"Senior Brother, is something on your mind?" Bai Jin asked abruptly.

Lu Bei shook his head again and again, and quickly stepped forward to draw his eyebrows, and after a few strokes, he began to lose his mind again.

I haven't heard the knock on the door for a long time, Elder She won't be angry!

Bai Jin snuggled up against Lu Bei's chest, her black hair draped over her face to cover her side face, she closed her eyes for a moment, then raised her hand to pinch Lu Bei's waist.

"Hiss—"

"Don't think about anything else."

"Senior Sister is so unreasonable. I didn't think about anything except you..." Lu Bei shouted, raised his hand and pointed. It was snowing on Wuwang Peak in July, and the dark clouds blocked the bright moonlight.

After finishing her make-up hastily, Bai Jin's eyebrows were not worried, and she opened her mouth to say something.

Flickering in front of her, there were a few more secret sword manuals. She looked intently, and they were Wuliang Sword Manual and Poxiao Sword Manual.

Bai Jin's heart of swordsmanship is sincere, and his sword-crazy attribute of focusing on the sword is not much worse than that of Zhan Hongqu. Seeing that Lie Xinxi reads the secret scriptures and comes into contact with the rhymes of the two schools, his heart is even happier.

Bang!

She put together the secret tome, and put it aside lightly: "It's been a long time since I discussed swords with my junior brother. If there is nothing wrong, choosing a day is worse than hitting the sun. How about fighting swords in March?"

Lu Bei smiled stiffly, and a drop of cold sweat fell from his forehead.

No, the fairy fell into the mortal world, and her mind is not as clear as before.

"Junior Brother, speak up!"

"To tell you the truth, the Heavenly Sword Sect is full of chores. As the leader of the mountain gate, the younger brother only takes time out of his busy schedule..."

"So, the younger brother wants to say goodbye to me as soon as he puts on his pants?" Bai Jin covered his face with his sleeves, wanting to cry.

Lu Bei: ...

The matchmakers have a wrong style of painting, so they must have guessed something.

Chapter 8 Xing Li He Stands Up

In the end, Bai Jin let Lu Bei go, compared swords to paint, practiced and discussed Taoism, and comprehended sword scriptures together, without mentioning She Yan from the beginning to the end.

Just not in a hurry, the speed was a bit slow, and it took three days for Lu Bei to leave.

Before leaving, he gave Lu Bei an unfathomable look, and said some strange words to himself.

"Once upon a time, there was a scholar whose childhood sweethearts envied others. One said that he had long hair reaching his waist, and the other said that he would not marry unless he was a king. The scholar went to Beijing to rush for the exam and never came back. He married a lady from an official family. Later..."

Bai Jin smiled and looked at Lu Bei: "The scholar is dead."

"Does Junior Brother know how the scholar died?"

"Killed by the Dog Emperor!"

"No, Qingmei and his wife pushed her into the river and drowned."

"..."

Lu Bei: ∑(O_O;)

He understands the truth, but the problem is, no matter from which point of view, She Yan, who poisons him every day, is more in line with Qingmei's personality.

No matter how you look at it, the lady of an official family should have the surname Zhu.

On the contrary, there was a matchmaker surnamed Bai, who was leading the red thread, and cut off the beard of the little white-faced scholar halfway through.

Of course, such a scumbag only dared to think about it in his heart, and he absolutely couldn't say it out of his mouth. He left the studio with a dignified face, vowing to return to the mountain gate to deal with business.

It didn't work out.

Because the oath of striking five thunders from the sky is too infiltrating, and there is a way of heaven when you hold your head three feet high, you will be struck by lightning if you talk nonsense, the soft-hearted Bai Jin stopped angrily, and waved people away.

She only gave Lu Bei three days to deal with business. After three days, she didn't see anyone, so she wouldn't come back.

Lu Bei left with a guilty conscience, pretended to wander around the gate of Tianjianzong, left a few witnesses, and killed Sanqing Peak as quickly as possible.

In the backyard, Lu Bei opened the Yin-Yang portal, and the golden-scaled snake stood on top of She Yan, coiled up like a question mark.

"Why did it take so long?"

"Busy, I've been in retreat recently, and it's right next door to you." Lu Bei recited his lines proficiently, Bai Jin's side has already revealed his secrets, and She Yan's side can no longer collapse.

It's not a big problem, Elder She is very stupid, especially easy to fool.

She Yan raised her brows, with a lot of resentment in her heart, and said directly: "On the day of crossing the Chikong Desert, were there other people besides me?"

For example, your senior sister Bai Jin!

"Elder She is wise!"

Lu Bei raised his hand to give a thumbs up, saying that the Demon Cultivator set up a trap, the Xuanlong Monster Clan crossed the border for a while, and the Buddha of Xiongchu fell into the Demon for a while, making side-by-side comparisons until the end, and he himself crossed the catastrophe on the same day.

The eyes of the golden-scaled thin snake circled, and she was confused by being entangled, and She Yan was similar, she raised her hand to call for a stop, pulled the skirt of Xiaobailian's clothes, and when she pulled it over, it was a deep kiss.

That's right, it's the smell of Senior Sister Bai.

She Yan was sullen, turned her head and walked into her room.

A long time ago, she knew that Lu Bei had a senior sister outside. Because she liked her so much, she just pretended not to know it. It was also a reason why she didn't want to move to Tianjianzong after guarding the one-acre three-point land in Sanqing Peak.

As long as she didn't see it, she could continue ignoring it.

It's not going to work today, when I think of the three-day small black house, my man is outside hugging my senior sister and talking sweetly, I can't wait to let the snake out to bite people.

Lu Bei couldn't knock on the door, so he went through the window and saw the golden-scaled snake rushing towards him, its fangs gleaming, as if he wanted to avenge his good sister, he took a deep breath and swallowed it into his stomach.

"Gudu!"

Lu Bei wiped his mouth and sat down next to She Yan. Seeing her eye circles were red, he held the catkin in his hand and said, "Sister She, come with me to hide in Qianshan, and I will not let you be wronged in the future."

She Yan's breath was stagnant, she felt guilty for no reason, hesitated, and brought up the day of crossing the catastrophe again.

"It's a coincidence that Senior Sister Bai and you crossed the tribulation on the same day, so...you know everything." Lu Bei truthfully told some of the truth.

"Three days ago..."

"Senior Sister Bai also guessed that you were crossing the catastrophe, and deliberately delayed for a while and refused to leave the customs. You... also had the same thoughts, and bumped into each other again."

"..."

Lu Bei secretly thought about fate, you two have exactly the same thoughts, you deserve to be sisters forever.

She Yan hesitated to speak, wanted to stop and spoke again, aggrieved: "At the beginning she agreed not to fight, and she tried her best to match you and me, sister who opened her mouth, sister who kept her mouth shut, how can words not count!"

The sword intent was too great, she couldn't grasp it.

Lu Bei gave the correct answer, scratched his nose, and interrupted: "Blame me, too good."

She Yan was so angry that she raised her finger at the door and told Lu Bei to get out of here, and go to Yuezhou to live with his senior sister now, and never come to her in this life.

Lu Bei looked embarrassed: "Coincidentally, Senior Sister Bai also said the same thing. I won't see me in three days, so don't look for her in the future."

"!"

She Yan immediately regained her spirits, wiped away the tears from the corners of her eyes, and said coldly, "Did she really say that?"