Xiuxian is like this

"Mother, what did the elder brother do again? If you tell me, my son will bury him right away."

Lu Bei gave Hu San a cold look, ashamed to be like him, came behind Hu Er filially, squeezed his shoulders and thumped his back: "This kid has a heartless heart, and he is always thinking about what will happen to you in a hundred years, mother, die laughing, early I told him that as long as I'm here, he won't be able to share a penny."

"Well, you are all big boys for your mother."

Holding the teacup, Hu Er snorted angrily: "Li Wei, do you have any food?"

"Not yet, mother, do you have anything to eat here?"

"apple."

"..."

Lu Bei couldn't figure out why vixens had a soft spot for Apple, because it wasn't important, so he didn't take up the topic and continue.

He had no topic, Hu Er still had more, raised his hand and ticked Lu Bei: "What about a gift for mother?"

"Gift! What gift?"

Lu Bei didn't know why, thinking that Tai Tuo and Zhu Xiushi received the Qiankun Ring and Hu Er knew about it.

As expected of Wu Zhou's intelligence leader, he single-handedly trained the old fox of Xuanyin Division, so he is very well informed.

"Last time when you promised to be your mother, I would also have a gift. It has been delayed for a month." Hu Er reminded.

Lu Bei: "..."

Come to think of it, the gift Hu Er mentioned refers to handicrafts in the style of the fairy world.

Obviously, Hu Er probably didn't know what the gift looked like, otherwise she wouldn't have chased after it for it, and she still couldn't forget it after a month.

Of course, it's not ruled out that she found out and took the opportunity to make fun of her godson.

"Why, a person surnamed Zhu can have one, but a mother can't?"

"It shouldn't be possible..."

Lu Bei was ambiguous, refusing to spoil his filial piety, and diverted his attention to Hu San: "Mother, you haven't said anything, what did your elder brother do to make your old man furious?" angry."

"Hmph, worthless bastard!"

Sure enough, the attention was diverted to Dafa, and Hu Er put down his teacup, a mass of blue giant claws surged under his feet, and rubbed the ground with Hu San, who was at the full level of whining.

"Good fight! It's really satisfying!"

Lu Bei clapped his hands and applauded. If the skill 'Spiritual Fantasy' hadn't been deleted from the temporary storage bar of Blood Nest, he would have rubbed it too.

Soon, Lu Bei knew the reason why Hu San was being scolded.

Mud can't support the wall!

This guy is slack in cultivation and has no ambition to live in the world of immortality. He is content with the status quo and is complacent. He wears a dog's skin all day long, and under the name of Xuanyin Division Ziwei and Tianjian Sect Master, he lives in Yurou Township, Yuezhou. , Tongsao and my wife, tried their best to get money out of their pockets.

If that's the case, Hu Er won't be angry, who doesn't like making money, Hu San's move is more or less following her.

The key is that people are dead compared to others, and goods are thrown away when compared to goods. Hu San and Hu Si are two dogs compared, and Hu San is an exceptional dog.

Last year, the two brothers had the same level of cultivation, Hu San started early, and was a big realm higher than Lu Bei.

At that time, Lu Bei broke through to the stage of transforming gods, and Hu San was beaten by Hu Er, barely breaking through to the stage of transforming gods.

Now, Lu Bei has succeeded in overcoming the tribulation, and he can go all out to fight undefeated against the monks of the Mahayana stage. Hu San is still in the stage of transforming gods, and his stable heart like an old dog makes Hu Er more and more angry.

Hu Er also knows that a godson's aptitude and comprehension are rare in the world, and he is a cultivation genius who only emerges once every thousand years in the world.

Therefore, she no longer compares Hu San with Hu Si.

However, recently, Cang Qianshan lined up to cross the catastrophe, first Mu Lichen, then Bai Jin and Zhan Hongqu.

There is nothing comparable to Mu Lichen. After hundreds of years of practice, it is understandable that he ushered in his own catastrophe. It is Bai Jin and Zhan Hongqu that make Hu Er heartbroken.

What did she say, if Hu San didn't cultivate well, even if he was used as a mount for Lu Bei, he would think he was a male.

No, it came true.

"Mother, this is incomparable. It's rare for my child to be fair. The two senior sisters have taken advantage of the double cultivation. Don't look at my child's righteousness and inviolability. In fact, I have somewhat of a furnace physique." Lu Bei glanced at it. The miserable-eyed Hu San, thinking about it, decided to give him a hand.

Hu Er's eyes lit up, and he smiled happily and said, "Good boy, don't let the fat water flow to outsiders' fields. You are a little wronged, how about finding some time to spend with your elder brother's Shuangxiu?"

Lu Bei: ╭(°⊿°)╮

Fox Three: 〣(°Δ°)〣

Lu Bei was stunned, Hu San trembled, the brothers were shocked by Hu Er's whimsy, and seeing that her eyes were full of expectations, eager to try and really plan to practice, they all cursed the old witch in their hearts.

The stinky fox's heart is not dead, and he still wants to keep the two brothers in the same room.

"Good boy, my mother forgot to tell you. In fact, your eldest brother was originally a big sister with too outstanding appearance. My mother was worried that something would happen to her walking outside, so she changed her into what she is now. If you don't believe me, my mother's Just change back." Hu Er said cheerfully, raised his hand and pointed, and wanted to castrate on the spot.

"Brat, change for me..."

"No way!" x2

Hu Sanji escaped from the earth and sank to the ground, before he could succeed, he was captured back to the place by the giant blue claws and pinned down firmly.

Lu Bei hurriedly stopped him, so frightened that he broke out in a cold sweat, and after some kind words of persuasion, he stopped the lawless Hu Er.

"It's boring."

Hu Er curled her lips, kissing her son is too useless, her godson is disobedient, her life as a fox is simply no fun at all.

"Mother, let me show you something interesting."

Lu Bei took out a Qiankun Ring, and under Hu San's curious gaze, he handed it in front of Hu Er. The latter didn't care much at first, but was overjoyed when he saw it, and turned around to give Lu Bei a hug full of maternal love.

Did not hold.

Lu Bei drew back and dodged a few times like teleporting, Linghu Er's overflowing maternal love could not be vented.

Hu Er's eyes were sharp, and he looked at Lu Bei whose aura had changed greatly: "My son, what kind of opportunity did you get, your cultivation has reached the level of perfection, and you have realized the great supernatural power of the unity of man and nature."

"Small meaning, not worth mentioning."

Lu Bei waved his hand modestly: "My elder brother is fine too. Give him 1 years, and he will be able to unite man and nature."

"Hehe, he doesn't need 1 years, he will return to heaven and earth after a hundred years." Hu Er sneered, because he was his own son, he was quick and ruthless with the knife.

"Mother is absolutely right, with the qualifications of the eldest brother, a hundred years is enough." Lu Bei thought it was true, and then made up for it.

Fox Three: "..."

Looking at this couple, I feel a little redundant.

"My child has gained a lot from this trip..."

Lu Bei glanced at Hu San, showed a meaningful smile, and coughed twice with his fists clenched: "Mother, do you know Zhao Qinyan Wang Jiang Suxin?"

Originally, Lu Bei didn't intend to pretend to be this forceful, but who let Hu San be there? Cultivation is about mastering one thought, and if the elder brother doesn't master it, he will master it.

"King Yan Jiang Suxin..."

Hu Er frowned and thought for a while, and said after a while: "My mother doesn't know much about the south of the Kunlun Mountains, and I don't know much about Jiang Suxin. If my child offends him, it's best not to show your face in the past ten years. This person is very clever. If Wei Niang makes a move in person, he won't get much advantage from him."

"Like the battle between Niangqin and the Qilijing?"

"..."

Hu Er rolled his eyes, suspecting that Lu Bei was her biological child after holding the wrong child.

What, Hu San is also a broken mouth that hurts people more than life!

That's no problem, the umbilical cord was left behind and the real son was lost.

At this time, Hu San, who was lying on the ground contacting Yingyu, spoke, shaking his head and looking very understanding: "Mother doesn't understand Hu Si at all. With my second brother's qualifications, it won't take ten years at all. Three years later, Jiang Suxin You should just avoid him."

"Brother, this statement is absurd!"

Seeing that Hu San took the initiative to talk, Lu Bei immediately puffed up his chest: "I'm ashamed to say, this little brother is going to Zhaoqin, and just happened to meet a ruthless character who claims to be Yan Wang Jiang Suxin, and there are more than a dozen Mahayana dogs around him. The supernatural power of life-changing, because he is too arrogant, I was so angry that I accidentally sent him away."

"..." x2

Hu Er blinked and patted Lu Bei on the shoulder. Bragging is fine, but don't be too exaggerated. Like her, it was barely a tie, and there was room for maneuver when others asked.

Hu San chuckled, then frowned and thought, he broke free from the giant blue claws on his body, circled Lu Bei three times, and then laughed wildly: "Hahaha, what did I say, my second brother is invincible in the world, A dozen or so Mahayana monks are no more than chickens and dogs in front of him, what kind of King Yan, what kind of Jiang Suxin, they are clearly the ones who put in their bids and sell their heads."

Said, laughed and left.

Lu Bei looked confused: "Brother, where are you going?"

"Get money!"

Hu San didn't turn his head back, and put it down with reasonable evidence: "Mother, needless to say, my second brother is invincible in Zhaoqin, what's wrong with me as the elder brother in Wuzhou, can be bullied by me? A blessing that was only cultivated in the 800th year of Wu Zhou."

"It doesn't matter if this immortal doesn't cultivate, no one dares to bully me anyway!"

No, this is different from what you said!

Lu Bei was dumbfounded, where was he crying loudly, and where was he crying so hard?

I thought I couldn't make Hu San cry, but I could make him cry, even the jade slips were prepared, but...

That's it?

On the other side, Hu Er looked suspicious and circled around Lu Bei three times, still shaking his head.

impossible!

Absolutely impossible!

Unlike Hu San, who was born in the Ten Thousand Monsters Nation, she knows how powerful the Mahayana monks are, and she also knows that Jiang Suxin can overwhelm many Mahayana monks to form a class of her own, and her strength has a place in the Ten Thousand Monsters Nation.

Therefore, Lu Bei must be bragging.

Lu Bei didn't bother to explain anymore. After a while, information about Zhao Qin reached Wu Zhou, and Hu Er knew what he said was true.

"Preoccupied with reprimanding elder brother, almost forgot the business, mother, save me!"

Lu Bei's face turned miserable, and he talked about the absurd thing about the four wings crossing the catastrophe at the same time, and cursed the Tai Tuo at the same time, and asked Hu Er to give him a perfect plan for stepping on four boats.

"There is such a good thing?!"

Hu Er was overjoyed, he was as energetic as Zhu Xiushi, seeing how she was holding the jade slip in her hand, he couldn't wait for three days.

Damn, what do I need you for!

Lu Bei rolled his eyes wildly, secretly thinking that meeting a fox is not a good thing, with such a mother who doesn't think it's a big deal to watch the excitement, it's only a matter of time before he overturns the car.

"Ai ai ai, don't go, my mother didn't say no to help you, I mean Tai Tuo, you girl has no filial piety at all, so go to bed early and forget it."

Hu Er made a sound to stop him, stretched out his hand and rubbed it in front of Lu Bei: "But first, hand over the gift for my mother. Without a gift, it's hard for my mother to think of a perfect solution."

Lu Bei: "..."

I really can't give this!

Hu Er expressed his disappointment, the one on the left was an old man, and the one on the right couldn't help his mother, raised his sleeves to cover his face, and sobbed.

The acting skills are exaggerated, and I don't even bother to give a drop of tears.

Lu Bei sighed, his body shrunk to 1.2 meters, and he stood in front of Hu Er, dragging his loose robe.

There is no other way but to sell her beauty.

The little boy has bright eyes and white teeth, his big black and white eyes are full of aura, and he is indescribably cute.

With one blow, Hu Er was flooded with maternal love on the spot, hehe rubbed his hands and swallowed.

She hugged Xiao Lu Bei in her arms with lightning speed, pressed her cheek against her face, and breathed deeply, rubbing her hands for a while.

Lu Bei: ...

The painting style of the nine-tailed fox on the ground is wrong, the designation is invalid!

Hu Er's expression was intoxicated, he sucked and sucked, and felt a pain in his chest, while hugging Lu Bei's small head, he unbuttoned his shirt.

"Hey, go back to the house with Wei Niang, I see that you are so hungry that you have become so thin."

Snapped!

Lu Bei raised his hand to pat Hu Er's face, pushed him far away, and said speechlessly: "Mother, don't be stupid, you don't even think about how old you are, just the fat on your body, I'm afraid my eyes will be dirty .”

Hu Er was furious, and wanted to show off his beauty on the spot.

Lu Bei turned into a golden light and disappeared. This fox is not useless, but has gone crazy. It is better to rely on her to rely on her for advice.

Chapter 762 You are so cruel, you really want to do it