The heavens start from Maoshan

"Stealing bird eggs?"

Zhang Heng opened his eyes and thought he had heard it wrong.

"Junior brother, bird eggs are delicious. Let's go to the tree to steal some and cook them for you."

As Wen Cai said, he climbed in along the window.

Zhang Heng was completely speechless to these two Hanhans.

He is the richest man in Yangjiang, how could he do such a shameless thing as stealing eggs.

"Two senior brothers, I understand your thoughts, but forget about stealing the eggs."

Zhang Heng didn't meditate anymore, because he couldn't keep up with the brain circuits of these two living treasures: "If there is another place, I'd still be happy to accompany him."

"Where else?"

Wen Cai touched his chin: "In the afternoon, there will be a group of little daughters-in-law washing clothes by the river. When washing, they will roll up their trouser legs. At first glance, they all have small feet and big white legs, but now is not the time, we have to go in the afternoon."

Zhang Heng listened to a chest tightness: "Is there any reliable one, I came all the way to Renjia Town, just to watch a group of little daughters-in-law wash clothes?"

Qiusheng thought of a good idea, and said first: "Yes, Shunxinju Teahouse has hired a new storyteller. It is said that he can talk about the Romance of the Three Kingdoms. Junior Brother, how about I invite you to listen to storytelling?"

Zhang Heng heard it.

A pot of tea, two plates of dim sum, and three paragraphs of storytelling.

There is nothing to do in the morning. It is not bad to listen to the storytelling. It is a pastime. It is much more reliable than stealing eggs or watching the thighs of the little daughter-in-law.

"Junior Brother, come here, this is it."

Under the leadership of Qiu Sheng and the two, Zhang Heng came to the alley on the side of Shun Xin Ju.

Zhang Heng looked around.

Where is this, why did you bring him here, didn't you mean to listen to the storytelling?

"Junior Brother, did you see the window above? Climb up along the wall and listen to the window. You can hear it clearly."

Qiu Sheng pointed up.

Zhang Heng looked up, if he hadn't guessed, this was the side window of the lobby of Shunxinju.

Ask him to listen to the storytelling, here?

"Junior Brother, you don't know, the consumption here is very expensive. You have to buy tea when you go in. The cheapest Biluochun costs thirty big sons. You have to pay extra for peanuts and snacks."

Qiu Sheng had an expression we earned: "We can save at least half an ocean by listening here all morning."

Wen Cai also said again and again: "It's only a fool who goes inside to listen, isn't that giving money to people?"

Zhang Heng frowned slightly as he watched the two of them sing and reconcile: "Uncle Shi asked you to take me out, but didn't he give you money?"

"Give it."

Qiu Sheng bowed his head embarrassedly: "Let's take it out and we'll lose it."

Wen Cai didn't even look at him, and muttered, "Master doesn't usually give us money, but he gave us a little more this morning. When I got excited, I turned around and found that the money was gone."

"Ugh!"

Zhang Heng thought of Qian Shui again, and sighed: "My apprentice, it's not easy to be a good one!"

Wen Cai was the son and apprentice of the ninth uncle. He had no father and no mother. He was thrown at the door of the Yizhuang, and the food and clothing were all paid by the ninth uncle.

Qiusheng is better, he is only half a child. Although he has no parents, he still has an aunt on top of him.

It's okay to help out in the aunt's rouge shop, and every three aunts will give him some pocket money, which is better than Wen Cai.

But look at the two of them now.

You don't need to ask him to know that it must be a weasel with dry claws.

As long as the two of them can make up [-] big sons, they won't be so blushed and thick necked as they are now.

"Go in and listen to the play, it's mine today."

Zhang Heng shook his head and sighed, walking towards Shun Xin Ju.

The two of Qiu Sheng followed behind, only to hear each other complaining for a while: "It's all your fault, isn't it just two dollars of ocean? You have to take it out and scoff at it. The money is lost, isn't it beautiful?"

"You're too embarrassed to tell me, if you didn't have to eat bean curd, would you lose the money?"

"I want to eat bean curd? If you don't talk about your conscience, you obviously want to eat it."

"I want to eat, but did I say it, I didn't say it."

"I didn't say you wanted to eat it, but I'll tell the master when I look back and say that you lost your money."

"Tell me. Last time Master asked you to buy ten catties of lamp oil. You only bought nine catties, and there was one catty for rebates. I'll tell Master to go back."

"I did not eat."

"You ate."

"I did not eat..."

Zhang Heng heard it.

These two pairs of living treasures, I don't know how Ninth Uncle has survived these years.

If it was him, he had to buy two pumpkins, the ones with vines, and hammer them to death in his hands.

Chapter 75: Yizhuang in Renjia Town and Qiusheng fight

noon.

After returning from Shunxinju, Qiusheng and Wencai were already bruised and swollen.

In their words, it was a slip on the road and accidentally fell. As for the ninth uncle, believe it or not, that is another matter.

"Shame, shame!"

"I asked you to take Ah Heng out to play, but you actually fought me."

"It's okay to fight, and you will come back and say that you fell."

"Okay, even if you fell, how did Wen Cai's panda eyes fall out?"

"It's so difficult, teach me whether it's good or not. When a fellow apprentice asked me how I taught you, I also have an opinion."

Uncle Jiu is someone who wants face.

Even though he was in a hurry at the moment, he didn't go to the back room to get the bamboo strips because of Zhang Heng's presence. Otherwise, it would be the old style, and it would have been time to serve fried pork with bamboo shoots at this time.

"Master, we don't dare anymore."

Qiusheng and Wencai looked at each other and knelt down to Ninth Uncle with a puff.

As an outsider, to be honest, Zhang Heng shouldn't have opened his mouth at this time, but he couldn't hold back the winking pleadings of Qiu Sheng and the others, so he could only relieve the siege by saying: "Uncle, the two senior brothers are a bit naughty, I think I will punish them to reflect in Yizhuang. Practice well."

Uncle Jiu gave the two a vicious look.

It seems to be saying: "You guys are lucky today, after your junior brother leaves, I have to settle this account with you."

quite a while.

"Junior brother, this time it's all up to you."

"Yes, Junior Brother, you must stay for a few more days, otherwise Master will have to clean us up if you leave behind."

When they came out of the lobby, Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai were like their dead wives.

Zhang Heng wanted to persuade a few words.

Before he could speak, Uncle Jiu came out: "Ah Heng, I have an appointment with a client this afternoon, and I'm going to drink western tea, do you want to come together?"

"Forget it, Ninth Uncle, I'll accompany the two brothers to practice in the afternoon."

Zhang Heng refused.

Western tea, isn't it coffee?

He even drank the best coffee, cat poop coffee, that stuff, I heard, is a waste of cats.

"It's a pity not to go."

Jiu Shu originally planned to take Zhang Heng to meet the world.

After thinking about it, Zhang Heng is the richest man in Yangjiang. I have never seen any scenes before. Everyone eats fish fillets with wasami.

"Junior Brother, are you not going to drink Western tea?"

"Yes, Western tea is very stylish. I have been there once, but Qiusheng has never been there. I have been begging the master for a long time, but the master has not agreed."

After the ninth uncle left.

Wen Cai said to Zhang Heng proudly.

Zhang Heng didn't want to answer.

His vision is too advanced. As a modern person, if he wants to, he can go back and buy some coffee cherries for the cat to eat, and he can drink ready-made coffee every day.

"Junior brother, you are a disciple of the god lineage. You must make offerings to gods, right? Who are you offering offerings to?"

As soon as the ninth uncle left, Qiu Sheng and the two couldn't sit still. They dragged Zhang Heng and asked East and West,

Zhang Heng was so annoyed that he could only reply: "I'm a beginner, and I just started to worship the first statue, and I worship the righteous Bo Yuntian Guan Shengdijun."

Guan Shengdijun, also known as Guan Erye.

The disciples of the gods can invite all kinds of immortals to come, but among the immortals and gods, Guan Erye is the most close to the people and is very suitable for novice worship.

Therefore, when asking the gods, the first person to worship is basically Guan Erye.

After worshiping for a period of time, when you have the experience, you will worship the statues such as Zhong Kui, Lu Zu, the third prince, and Erlang Zhenjun.

"Emperor Guan Sheng!"

Qiusheng's eyes lit up.

Then, eager to try Zhang Heng, he looked at Zhang Heng: "Junior Brother, Master asked us to practice in Yizhuang this afternoon. I think it's boring to just practice, otherwise we'll do something else."

"Play something else?"

Zhang Heng was a little puzzled: "How to play?"

"Didn't you learn to ask God?"

"You invite God, I'll see the tricks and see if it's your magic trick, or the great sage I've learned for more than ten years."

Qiu Sheng asked confidently: "Do you dare to show your hand and let us see and see?"

"Anything like this?"

Zhang Heng was very happy when he heard it: "I have learned the magic trick and I haven't used it on anyone yet. If you want to practice with me, I can't ask for it."

"Then it's settled."

"Okay, it's settled."

Zhang Heng agreed immediately, and then said to Wencai, "Brother Wencai, help me carry a table, and you don't mind if I borrow things from Xiayi Village?"

"You can borrow it as you like, and you can pack it up before Master comes back."

Qiu Sheng said indifferently.

"it is good!"

Zhang Heng took out the lotus lantern, glutinous rice, copper bell, incense burner, chicken blood, gossip mirror, cinnabar, yellow paper, command flag, and two candles.

Of course, these are all in Yizhuang.

There are also some things that are not available in Yizhuang, such as the palm-sized statue of Emperor Guan, the seance of the gods, the prayer flag, the guardian gong, and the psychic drum. These need to be brought out by Zhang Heng himself.

"Hahaha, Senior Brother, we have to play today."

Zhang Heng stood behind the altar, weighed the peach wood sword in his hand, and smiled very kindly: "Junior brother, I am from the gods, and I am not afraid of your jokes. I have not used the magic, and today we are practicing hands , anyway, when you get out of the basket, there will be Uncle Shi, don't be afraid."

"bring it on!"

Qiusheng took a deep breath and made a gesture of please.

"Senior brother, I'm going to start."

Zhang Heng greeted him first, then looked at Wen Cai: "Brother Wen Cai, I'm sorry."