I have a magic pot

Hearing this, some people present couldn't help laughing, but they had really heard about this anecdote.

But everyone still knew that Liu Fang was still pointing fingers at Sang and scolding Huai, but this move was quite clever, he was obviously scolding, but there was still a reason for it, without revealing any traces.

Zhao Weinan and Qin Yujiao were upset and wanted to stand up for Han Feng, but Han Feng raised his hand to signal them not to be angry, and at the same time secretly sneered.

In the previous life, it was not for nothing to be so "absolute through the ages". How could he be stumped by the opponent's tricks?

Han Feng immediately smiled lightly and cupped his hands.

"Old Liu really has a lot of knowledge, but I also came up with the next couplet."

Liu Fang's expression changed, he doubted.

"Oh... I also ask Master Han to enlighten me."

Han Feng looked up, down, left, and right, looked at Liu Fang carefully, and then spoke to him.

"A horse is lost in the mud, how can an old beast get out its hooves."

As soon as these words came out, all the guests were silent.

After a long time, someone suddenly "poofed" and laughed out loud.

Immediately, laughter came out one after another in the hall.

Han Feng's second couplet was really neat and tidy, but he scolded Liu Fang harder than Liu Fang, implying that Liu Fang was "an old bastard who came up with a question", and the hoof could understand the word "question".

Zhao Weinan and Qin Yujiao were stunned for a moment, and then couldn't help but burst out laughing.

Only Liu Fang blushed with anger when he heard Han Feng's second line, and couldn't help pointing at Han Feng angrily.

"Master Han, you...you are simply insulting gentlemen, what is the difference between you and a shrew cursing the street?"

When Han Feng heard the words, he showed an innocent expression.

"Mr. Liu, don't misunderstand me. This couplet is by no means insulting Mr. Liu, it's really my personal experience.

Just a few days ago, this young master rode an old horse to the countryside for an outing, but accidentally fell into the mud.

At that time, I sighed in my heart, this horse is old, how can it get its hooves?

You said, why did I ever scold you?Could it be that Mr. Liu thinks that he is a beast? "

"you……!"

Liu Fang suddenly opened his mouth wide, his old face was flushed red, but he was speechless.

But everyone in the hall laughed even more happily at this moment.

Qin Yujiao's stomach ached from laughing, and she bent down, thinking that this guy was too wicked, and it was really laughable.

At the same time, there was a coquettish smile from the opposite room behind the screen. Obviously, Miss Mu was also amused by Han Feng's second line...

Chapter 52

Liu Fang played three couplets in a row, but Han Feng easily took them down.

Even in the end, he had evil intentions and wanted to slander Han Feng, but he was scolded by the other party instead, which can be said to be a loss of face.

While Liu Fang was ashamed and angry, he finally knew.

The Han Feng in front of him is indeed proficient in couplets. With his own skill, he can't beat the opponent at all.

Looking helplessly at Wu Zhenghao, Liu Fang revealed a look of shame.

"Young master, I am... incompetent, I am ashamed of you."

Seeing Liu Fang's crushing defeat, but Han Feng's brilliant performance, Wu Zhenghao was already so angry that the three corpses jumped up and down.

He glared at Liu Fang with a man-eating gaze, then looked at Han Feng, and said coldly.

"Master Han, you really have a brilliant literary talent, and you were able to win against the slaves in my house."

Han Feng ignored Wu Zhenghao's hidden belittling words, and smiled lightly.

"It's easy to say, since Young Master Wu admits defeat, then settle the bill quickly."

When Wu Zhenghao heard this, his eyelids twitched violently.

He is not the young head of the family like Zhao Weinan. As the second son of the family head born in the second room, the monthly money he can get is only about a thousand gold coins.

[-] gold coins, even he has to save more than half a year.

How can you not feel heartbroken if you just take out a gamble at this moment?

Although he felt a little regretful in his heart, Wu Zhenghao couldn't break his promise in front of countless talents and beauties in Bailong County, not to mention, Miss Mu in the wing room was still watching all of this.

He glanced at Han Feng secretly and resentfully, after all, he was helpless, and took out ten golden tickets worth thousands of gold.

Wu Zhenghao handed it to Han Feng with great heartache, but still pretended not to care.

But Han Feng didn't care about Wu Zhenghao's secretly threatening gaze, instead he shook the golden ticket in his hand and sighed.

"Hey... There are not many good people who rush to give money and flowers these days. Wu Shaozhen is the number one good person in Bailong County. Next time there is such a good thing, remember to call Han again."

"you……"

Wu Zhenghao's teeth were about to be crushed, but he still couldn't attack, so he could only swear secretly in his heart.

In the future, Han Feng must be repaid a thousand times and a hundred times.

Suppressing the anger in his heart, Wu Zhenghao, feeling ashamed, was about to call his subordinates to leave.

Liu Fang on the side reminded him.

"Young master, Miss Mu's rule for recruiting the guest of honor today is that within a stick of incense, three couplets are enough.

Now that the young master has also met Miss Mu's requirements, the ownership of this guest of honor is probably still uncertain. "

As soon as Liu Fang said this, Wu Zhenghao's eyes lit up immediately, and only then did he realize that it's not anyone's second line that is better today.

As long as they meet the requirements, they are eligible to be Mu Qianxun's guest of honor, so why should I give up to Han Feng, a trash.

Besides, these ten thousand gold coins can't be spent in vain.

For a moment, Wu Zhenghao's gaze towards Liu Fang softened a little.

Turning his head to look at the opposite wing, Wu Zhenghao said loudly.

"Miss Mu, now that the three of us have matched each other, I don't know how the girl plans to choose?"

Wu Zhenghao had great self-confidence in his heart. Compared with Li Heng below, who was a mere Juren, and Han Feng, a down-and-out Han family waste.

My noble status as the second young master of the Wu family has an absolute advantage no matter how you look at it.

Wu Zhenghao's words also reminded everyone.

Now there are three people who are out of the second couplet, although Han Feng's second couplet is obviously better than the other two.

But there were no relevant regulations before, so all three were eligible.

In the face of everyone's doubts, the two hostesses in the attic were also unable to make a decision.

At this time, in the wing room, a beautiful woman in a red dress came out from behind the screen.

Many people know this woman, she is Mu Qianxun's personal maid "Xiaolan".

Xiaolan walked directly to the fence, and bowed to Han Feng, Wu Zhenghao and Li Heng.

"Three sons, Sister Mu only recruits one guest to enter the curtain, so she decided to choose one of the three.

She hoped that the three sons could each write a sentence or a poem, and whoever's content could impress Sister Mu, she would choose which son, and the time was limited to half a stick of incense. "

Hearing this, both Wu Zhenghao and Li Heng's eyes lit up.

Today's matter, there is indeed a turning point.

But Han Feng glanced at the opposite wing, thinking to himself.

This woman is quite good at playing tricks, no wonder there are so many fans.

But for the sake of his own perfume business, Han Feng, the guest of honor today, also does his part.

At that moment, there was a young servant in the pavilion who once again presented the three with pens, ink, paper and inkstone.

Both Wu Zhenghao and Li Heng were meditating with their pens, as if they were trying to come up with the love poems that can most touch the hearts of beauties.

Of course, Wu Zhenghao was just putting on a show.

At this moment Liu Fang stood beside him again, thinking hard for him.

But Han Feng was not in a hurry at all, picked up a cup of tea, and began to taste it leisurely.

Seeing Han Feng's comfortable appearance, Zhao Weinan who was at the side became anxious and urged.

"Brother Han, think about it quickly, how can you impress Miss Mu's heart.

With the talent you have shown just now, Miss Mu might favor you a little bit more, so seize the opportunity! "

Han Feng looked at Zhao Weinan in surprise.

"Brother Zhao, if I become the guest of Miss Mu, won't you be jealous?"

Zhao Weinan said with a complicated expression.

"Brother Han, I know how much I have, but even if I can't get Miss Mu, I can't let Wu Zhenghao's grandson succeed."

Having said that, he grabbed Han Feng's arm and said excitedly.

"Brother Han, even if it's for my brother and me, you must be Miss Mu's guest of honor. Take a look at Miss Mu's true face for me, and Zhao will be satisfied."

When Han Feng heard this, he couldn't help giving Zhao Weinan a sympathetic look.

It is really sad that at such a young age, he took on the heavy responsibility of "spare tire" early.

When the two were talking, Qin Yujiao on the side raised her mouth and snorted coldly.

"Hmph, she's just a prostitute, seeing her doesn't mean she can live forever.

Han Feng, if you want to see a beauty, why don't I take you back to meet my sister, and appoint her to be a hundred times more beautiful than this woman. "

"Cough cough..."

When Han Feng heard this, he almost spit out the tea in his mouth, and coughed repeatedly.

"Forget it...forget it, thank you Miss Qin Er for your kindness, Han Mou appreciates it."

Han Feng still remembered that the original owner of his body was beaten to death by Qin Yujiao's sister.

Such a fierce and violent woman is as beautiful as a fairy, and Han Feng doesn't want to take a second look, he hasn't lived enough yet.

While the three of them were talking, half of the sticks of incense in the incense burner had already been burned.

Wu Zhenghao and Li Heng have already started writing one after another, and wrote the lines that they think are the most literary and touching.

Seeing that the time limit was approaching, both of them had already closed their pens and sealed the papers. Wu Zhenghao once again looked at Han Feng provocatively, and Zhao Weinan also looked at Han Feng expectantly.

Han Feng finally got up, picked up a pen and dipped it in ink, and danced casually on the white paper.

But in the middle of a cup of tea, Han Feng put away his pen and sealed the scroll, and sent the paper towards the servant next to him.

"take it."

"Uh……"

Seeing this scene, everyone present was a little dumbfounded.

Even if you write a sentence casually, it should take a while at least.

Han Feng has only written a few strokes, and it is estimated that there will be no more than ten words at most. Can he write words that touch people's hearts?

Everyone was inexplicably surprised, but Zhao Weinan, the only one who stood beside Han Feng and saw clearly what he wrote, was even more stunned, with an extremely complicated expression on his face.

Han Feng stretched out his hand and patted it, and the boy who was also a little dazed handed him another gold coin and said.

"The voice was very loud just now, and deserves to be commended. Send this too."

The boy took the gold coin, immediately showed excitement, and quickly went to run errands for Han Feng.

Immediately, Han Feng returned to his seat confidently and continued drinking tea.

Qin Yujiao didn't see what Han Feng wrote just now, and couldn't help being surprised, so she hurriedly asked Zhao Weinan about it.

"Hey, what did Han Feng write just now? Is it a line of poetry? Look at his appearance... very confident?"

Zhao Weinan shook his head with a bitter face, and then he looked strangely, and said in a low voice hesitantly.