I have a magic pot

Author of "I Have a Demon Refining Pot": Frivolous You Smile

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Han Feng crossed over, and he was shocked to find that he was not only a moth of the empire, but also a scum of the family who ate soft food and slept in brothels, but also a waste of martial arts!

Fortunately, he carried an ancient artifact with him, the Demon Refining Pot!It can refine all things in the world and suppress monsters in all directions!

Relying on the ancient artifact, Han Feng rises against the sky!From a dandy scum to a mighty warrior and a pillar of the empire!

The pot refines the sun, the moon and the stars, the gun towns all over the world, swings for nine days, is eternal, I am the peak at the end of martial arts!

Volume I

Chapter 1 It's All "The Chamber Pot" To Blame

Han Feng felt that he was wronged, more wronged than Dou E!

At this moment, Han Feng, with a bruised nose and a swollen face, was lying on a wooden bed. Beside him was a thirteen or fourteen-year-old girl with an oval face, big eyes, and two ponytails. Apply ointment to the bruise on his chest.

Feeling the burning pain in his chest, and recalling what happened just now, Han Feng still felt extremely aggrieved.

He never dreamed that the once-in-a-lifetime "traveling" event would actually fall on the head of a "little librarian" working in his museum.

It was even more unexpected that as soon as he traveled to this world, he was beaten up on the spot by a young lady who was three points more beautiful than "Sister Immortal".

He couldn't figure out why that top-notch beauty in a snow-white dress, with a face like a peach blossom and a creamy skin, could kick him several meters away with one kick.

It was obviously a pair of slender fists, hitting him, but he felt that the opponent "King Tyson" possessed him.

Han Feng could only wipe away the tears from the corners of his eyes, sighing silently.

"Hey... it's all the fault of the 'chamber'!"

With a mournful face, Han Feng looked down at his chest, where there was a strange "blue mark".

Han Feng was an orphan in his previous life. He grew up in an orphanage, and finally got admitted to university. He got a bachelor's degree in archeology, and worked as an administrator in a museum after graduation.

I thought I could eat and wait until I retired, but I didn't expect that last night, the director arranged to work overtime temporarily to clean up an "antique chamber pot" from the Qing Dynasty.

Unexpectedly, when cleaning, Han Feng accidentally scratched his palm by the edge of the mouth of the pot, and the blood quickly soaked into the body of the pot, and then the chamber pot suddenly turned into a blue light and penetrated into his heart.

With the feeling of the sky spinning for a while, when Han Feng woke up again, he was already lying in a strange room, and everything around him was antique.

He wanted to come out to ask about the situation, but as soon as he went out, he saw a woman in white clothes standing outside the door. The woman's appearance was so beautiful that Han Feng was astonished.

He was thinking about how to strike up a conversation, but unexpectedly, the woman kicked Han Feng to the ground without saying a word, and then beat him inhumanely, knocking Han Feng unconscious.

Han Feng only remembered that before he fainted, there was a faint blue light flashing in his heart.

After he woke up, there was an extra memory in his mind, to be precise, it was the memory of the original owner of this body.

Han Feng has already confirmed that he has really crossed over. This is one of the four great powers in the Lingwu Continent, the Qianlan Empire, and the "Bailong County" under the jurisdiction of Xichuan Province.

He is one of the five major families in Bailong County, the head of the "Han Family Branch", and his name is also "Han Feng".

The Han family is a martial arts family with considerable influence, but the patriarch of the branch of the family, Han Feng, is a "naturally disabled" trash who cannot cultivate.

Moreover, in addition to being unable to cultivate, he also has obstacles in some aspects of the basic functions of men.

This is the memory left by the original owner to Han Feng. The memory is incomplete, and Han Feng has no impression of other people or things.

But this information alone was enough to make Han Feng feel ashamed, and even had the urge to bump his head to death.

After crossing into a "martial arts world", he turned out to be a waste that could not cultivate, that's all, he even had problems with his basic functions as a man, he was simply a "double waste".

"Damn, how did I transmigrate into this strange creature!"

Han Feng felt extremely sad and indignant. He knew that the bronze chamber pot was hidden in his heart. He tried to call out in his heart, wanting to discuss with it to see if he could send himself back.

If it really doesn't work, it's okay for us to travel with another person, but the chamber pot doesn't care about him at all.

Helpless, Han Feng could only accept his fate for the time being.

He knows that this is not an ordinary world. As a "wasteless", if he wants to survive, he must understand his living environment and the relationship between the people around him as soon as possible.

For a moment, Han Feng turned his eyes to the "pretty little loli" beside him who was carefully applying medicine for him.

The little girl called herself "Bing'er" and she was a maid of a branch of the Han family. Han Feng felt that this was a good "breakthrough".

Chapter 2 Dressed as a dandy? !

Just when Han Feng was thinking about how to speak to Bing'er.

Seeing that he was in a daze for a long time, the little Lolita hurriedly stretched out a white and tender hand to stroke Han Feng's forehead, and said nervously: "Patriarch, what's wrong with you, don't scare Bing'er, is there something uncomfortable?"

Han Feng was woken up suddenly, turned his eyes immediately, and took advantage of the situation to put on a weak posture, put his hand on his forehead and said: "Alas... Bing'er, I feel a severe head pain, and suddenly I can't remember many things clearly. "

Hearing this, Bing'er's pretty face changed color with fright.

"Patriarch, you... have you lost your memory? Oh, this is a big deal, I'll go get you a doctor right away."

The little girl turned to leave, but the quick-eyed Han Feng grabbed her little hand.

"Hey... Bing'er, don't make such a fuss. In fact, I'm fine. I just forgot a lot of things. Why don't we talk, maybe I can remember these things."

"This...is this really possible?"

"Of course."

As soon as Han Feng said that, he pulled Bing'er to the side of the bed and sat down, like a "weird millet" who seduces a pure girl.

He immediately asked: "Bing'er, who is that woman who hit me just now?"

Han Feng immediately wanted to find out the identity of that ruthless woman in white.

Bing'er was taken aback when she heard the words, and immediately said: "Patriarch, that's the eldest lady, don't you know her?"

"Uh...Miss? But her surname is 'Chu', she seems to be called 'Chu Hanxin'."

Seeing Han Feng's reaction, Bing'er thought in her heart that the Patriarch might really have lost his memory.

She could only give medicine to Han Feng while telling the story of Chu Hanxin.

Speaking of Chu Hanxin, we must first talk about Han Feng's father "Han Xiaotian", who can be regarded as a legend in Bailong County.

He was originally born as a concubine of the Han family, but because of his outstanding cultivation talent, he overwhelmed his peers. In the end, he was exceptionally canonized as the head of the Han family by the Presbyterian Hall.

And Chu Hanxin was not from the Han family at all, it was said that Han Xiaotian was traveling and saving the orphan from a group of thugs.

Seeing that she was pitiful, Han Xiaotian took her back to the Han family and adopted her as his adopted daughter, treating her as his own. Because her family name was Chu, he changed her name to "Chu Hanxin".

Chu Hanxin is one year older than Han Feng, so she became the eldest lady of the Han family as a matter of course, and Chu Hanxin has shown extraordinary talent in cultivation since she was a child, with excellent qualifications, and her reputation in the younger generation of the Han family is far beyond Han Feng's comparison .

Some people even speculated that Chu Hanxin would become the next heir of the Han family.

However, just three years ago, Han Xiaotian was ordered by the Governor's Mansion of Xichuan Province to carry out a secret mission, and eventually died accidentally, and Han Feng's mother "Yu Shi" also disappeared at the same time.

The Han family has no leader, and one after another began to compete for the position of the head of the family. Han Feng, who was originally the young head of the family, is the most qualified heir, but he is "born with a weak vein", destined to be unable to cultivate his physique, so naturally he cannot convince the public.

In the end, the great elder of the Han family stepped forward and put the position of Patriarch on hold for the time being, and the Elder Hall took charge of the affairs of the clan.

As for Han Feng, two years ago, he was separated from the main line by the Elder Hall and placed in the outskirts of Bailong City as the branch patriarch, and he has no hope of inheriting the position of the Patriarch of the Han family.

At the same time, in order to show the generosity of the main line of the Han family, the Elder Hall also gave a very precious iron ore vein in the family to the branch line where Han Feng was located.

Of course, this is just a superficial effort. The real control of this mine vein is still in the hands of the main branch of the Han family. Except for this house outside the city, the branch of the Han family is poor and white.

The only ones who followed Han Feng to the branch were his younger brother "Han Lei", the maid "Bing'er", a "housekeeper surnamed Zhang", and "Chu Hanxin" who beat her up not long ago.

After listening to Bing'er's narration, Han Feng had a clearer understanding of his life experience, a typical useless dude, a "unlucky guy" who was squeezed out and suppressed by his family after his father died.

Even the so-called branch patriarch is just a decoration, he has no fart power, and he has to look at the face of the main branch everywhere.

As for Chu Hanxin, when he heard that the other party was also an orphan, Han Feng was slightly touched, but he was still a little puzzled and said: "I am also the head of the branch family, even if she is my sister, she can't treat me like this... Be rude!"

Hearing this, Bing'er couldn't help covering her mouth and laughing coquettishly, and then said to Han Feng.

"Patriarch, you must never say that about Missy, Missy is kind and righteous to us."

Chapter 3 The "clown" was actually myself

"Love and righteousness?"

Han Feng looked at Bing'er in surprise, it was difficult to connect these four words with the cruel woman just now.

Bing'er continued: "Miss is very talented, and she is not a real Han family. When we were separated from the clan, the elders and the others gave very generous conditions to let Miss stay in the main line, but Miss is categorical. He refused, and came to this suburb to settle down with us.

Besides, we are too poor, we can hardly even afford food, and the young lady used the money she earned from making talismans to bear the expenses of the family. "

"Eh...this..."

Han Feng obviously didn't expect that there was such a secret. In order to repay his kindness, Chu Hanxin was willing to leave the main line to suffer with them, and even bear the financial pressure of the branch alone.

As the saying goes, "Hands are short, but mouths are short", Han Feng's confidence as the head of the family suddenly weakened by three points, but he still said a little unwillingly.

"Hmph, as long as she paid for the family, didn't I sacrifice myself and give anything to the family?"

As soon as this remark came out, Bing'er fell silent immediately, and looked at Han Feng with strange eyes, which made Han Feng feel guilty for a while.

"I... did I say something wrong?" Han Feng raised his voice.

Bing'er was noncommittal, and just said quietly: "Half a year ago, Patriarch...you said that you can't bear this kind of poverty anymore, and you want to live a rich life of a rich family, and then...you will join the Zhou family in the county, and we You can't stop it, you haven't come back for almost half a year after you left."

When Han Feng heard this, the corner of his mouth couldn't help twitching a few times, and he finally understood.

It turned out that Chu Hanxin didn't mind being poor and followed him to the branch. He, the head of the family, actually went to be a door-to-door son-in-law in order to live a rich life.

Han Feng thought for a while, if he had such a younger brother, he probably wanted to kill him, no wonder Chu Hanxin didn't like him so much.

But feeling the stabbing pain in his chest from time to time, Han Feng still argued unwillingly.

"The so-called 'male college should be married, female college should be married', it is indeed a bit disgraceful for me to marry into the Zhou family, but...but it is not so disgusting.

When we met, we started fighting without saying a word, and the strike was so ruthless, what did I do to provoke such hatred? "

Han Feng thought that this time, little Lolita should stand by him and sympathize with him, but Bing'er showed that weird expression again and said hesitantly.

"Actually...you can't blame the eldest lady, it is indeed you, the head of the family...you have gone too far."

"Ah... what did I do?" Han Feng looked puzzled.

But Bing'er blushed and said: "Master, you forgot again. A few days ago, you were drunk in the "Sajin Pavilion" in the county city, and even ran to the city lord's mansion, sneaked into Miss Qin's boudoir, and stole... ...stolen someone's underwear, and was caught by Miss Qin, and then shot out of the city lord's mansion.

This matter is now spread in the city, the eldest lady must feel that you have lost the face of the old Patriarch, so she is angry, the Patriarch, please don't hold grudges against the eldest lady. "

After Bing'er finished speaking, Han Feng was stunned, with a bitter smile on the corner of his mouth, and he couldn't help but sigh in his heart, it turned out that the "clown" was himself.

In order to enjoy a rich and noble life, she was willing to marry into a family, abandoning her family, and was caught by others for "borrowing wine to steal fragrance".

Although none of this was done by Han Feng himself, at this moment, he couldn't help but want to say something to Chu Hanxin.

"Good fight!"

It's just a pity, the original owner of the body was probably beaten to death on the spot by that Miss Qin, and I have traveled through time to get a fat beating for that grandson.

For a while, Han Feng's hatred for Chu Hanxin had almost dissipated.

However, with his own "personality", staying in the branch of the Han family, I'm afraid it will only attract people's attention. Han Feng wanted to find another way out, so he asked Bing'er.

"By the way, Bing'er, didn't I join Zhou's family? Why did I appear here?"

Chapter 4 Accidental "peeping"

Hearing the word "Zhou family", Bing'er pouted her lips immediately, and muttered with dissatisfaction on her face: "Patriarch, the Zhou family recruited you because they were uneasy and kind, and the picture is the fine iron mine branch we branched.

This time you caused a disaster in the City Lord's Mansion, and was almost beaten to death by the servants of the City Lord's Mansion. The Zhou family didn't send anyone to rescue you, and the eldest lady brought you back in person. "

Hearing Bing'er's words, Han Feng secretly smiled wryly, as he had already expected it in his heart.

The so-called "you have to have hard skills to eat soft food", not only is she notorious, but there are also obstacles in that area. How can the Zhou family feel good about recruiting someone like myself into the family.

It seems that the Zhou family can't go, and can only live in the branch of the Han family. Out of consideration for his own personal safety, Han Feng asked a little nervously: "By the way, Bing'er, your eldest lady should be a spirit warrior. Bar?"

Hearing Han Feng's inquiry, Bing'er said with admiration: "Of course the young lady is a spiritual warrior, and she's still very powerful!